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2012-07-28 07:30:12 PM  
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NeoCortex42: FirstNationalBastard: rewind2846: NeoCortex42: And they blew up the Enterprise (as opposed to crashing it because they let the ship's therapist drive).

All she had to do was drive the saucer section away! All that three dimensional space out there and she couldn't avoid a planet?

/women
//lol

Then, in Nemesis, she crashed the Enterprise E.

Women drivers still suck in the 24th century.

/except Ensign Ro, and the DS9 broads.
//But Janeway? She couldn't even figure out the concept of connecting a timer detonator to a bomb!

Speaking of Ro and DS9, I sometimes still wonder how much better DS9 could have been if the original plan to carry Ro over had gone through instead of the actress bailing.


Wouldn't have worked.

She would have been just another Starfleet subordinate to Sisko. You would have always known she would eventually listen to him and do what he said.

With Kira, she was a Bajoran military officer. She could go off the reservation and what could Sisko do about it if the Bajorans didn't mind?

/I did like the idea I read about that the post-TV show novels had Ro as a Bajoran military officer and head of DS9 security after Odo left.

Oh, and after watching TNG's Rascals last night...

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2012-07-28 06:46:26 PM  
2 votes:
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2012-07-29 03:16:10 AM  
1 votes:
Someone! When is JJ Abrams showing up at a con in Los Angeles???

I'd pay good money for a chance to kick his ass.
2012-07-28 07:37:14 PM  
1 votes:

grokca: Andric: Hey, do you have any good Easter jokes you'd like to share, while you're at it?

Some guy rose from the dead.



Aw crap. Thanks a lot for the farkin' [Spoiler Alert] there, buddy. Now there's no reason to go back to church to find out how it ends.
2012-07-28 07:24:35 PM  
1 votes:

NeoCortex42: I still don't get the rules of the nexus. They initially get into it by being on the Enterprise-B when the nexus runs into it. Yet the villain needed to blow up a solar system to get back instead of parking a shuttle in its path.


I could go on for hours about the plot holes in that film.
2012-07-28 07:10:21 PM  
1 votes:

fusillade762: Star Trek III - 77%


I still say Search for Spock gets put down more than it deserves, probably because of that even/odd Trek movie "rule". It introduced "modern" Klingons, played by Chirstopher Lloyd and John Laroquette, as well as the Bird of Prey. They killed that waste of plot Kirk fathered. And they blew up the Enterprise (as opposed to crashing it because they let the ship's therapist drive).
2012-07-28 06:37:34 PM  
1 votes:

Andric: Hey, do you have any good Easter jokes you'd like to share, while you're at it?


Some guy rose from the dead.
2012-07-28 04:34:58 PM  
1 votes:
oops 3 and a half months late.

anyways..I'm going to go submit keyboard cat and see if I can get a green.
2012-07-28 03:24:54 PM  
1 votes:
Live long and prosper, True Believers.
2012-07-28 02:52:09 PM  
1 votes:
Gilbert Gottfried as a Ferengi. That alone is worth the cost of a ticket.
 
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