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(New York Daily News)   NJ farkers, good news: Newly-single cute 19-year-old has a great smile in her latest photo online. Bad news: It's a mug shot, of course   ( divider line
    More: Scary, ex-boyfriends, Gothamist, Margaux Tocci  
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2012-07-29 01:03:40 AM  

Therion: [ image 635x476]

I first read that as "Wackoff Police Dept."
2012-07-29 01:08:08 AM  
The crazy is strong in this one.
2012-07-29 02:35:25 AM  
I was born in New Jersey, and I am Italian. I have a very long last name full of vowels, and a pretty noticeable Jersey accent, to prove it. I am not in the mob, and nor is my father (although all my friends tell me he looks like Tony Soprano). I also do not have an orange spray tan, or any tan at all for that matter. Nor do I obsessively pump iron or consume massive quantities of alcohol. Will everybody stop thinking that all New Jersey Italians are scumbags? Please?

/I blame Snooki, see my handle
2012-07-29 03:50:22 AM  
NOT cute!
2012-07-29 05:06:44 AM
2012-07-29 07:38:01 AM  
Speaking of MUG shots..

The Simpsons Moe's Tavern Talking Duff Beer Mug
32 ounces, 6"H X 6"W
When the button on top of the Duff Beer handle is pushed Homer's voice says "Moe give me a beer, Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme, ooh ooh ooh, this is the greatest thrill of my life! I'm king of the world, woo hoo!"

Batteries included
Made From: Study plastic.
Care Instructions: Hand wash (not for dishwasher)
2012-07-29 09:29:16 AM  

Therion: [ image 635x476]

I first read that as "Wackoff Police Dept."


Funny. I grew up in Bergen County.....mostly, I was born in Hudson County. Anyway, we always referred to it as "Wackoff".

This girl's father is a retired cop, his pension is $118K PER YEAR. Her mother is a public school teacher. Last year moms made $90K. This girl is your typical Jersey spoiled guinea brat.

BTW, it was trash ginzos, like these Tocci people, and the scum Irish that moved out of NYC en masse after WWII that ruined this state. First thing I do every morning when I get up, I thank God for not making me a Jersey guinea.
2012-07-29 10:04:52 AM  
Am I the only one that thinks she looks like Karen Allen?
2012-07-29 10:33:16 AM  

desertfool: FreakinB: desertfool: Tocci? In NJ? Is Tony Soprano her father?

/sounds like a mob princess.

By name? Nah, plenty of non-mob Italians in the tri-state area (hi, how are you?). But by actions? I wouldn't be shocked.

I took the name, and then the actions and then came up with the conclusion.

/I'm from western NY, but live nowhere near there now.
//Seriously, if anyone knows where I can get a decent cannoli in Appleton, let me know.

Have you tried these guys? locations throughout the Valley....
2012-07-29 11:30:13 AM  
Only 109 arrests for a town in NJ seems a little low

If you were ever in Wyckoff, you'd see why.

/Bergen County BNR
2012-07-29 12:46:05 PM  

Cortez the Killer: Am I the only one that thinks she looks like Karen Allen?

[ image 360x450]

Which is why we all wouldn't mind sticking it in crazy... because we'd be crazy not to stick it in Karen Allen.
2012-07-29 03:43:54 PM  

OgreMagi: durbnpoisn: I'm going to go with, the boyfriend is the abusive one, and she kicked his ass, then got arrested for it.

We'll have to wait until the [ image 54x11] tag comes about to see if I'm right.

Why are people so quick to offer up excuses for abusive women? If a man had done this, not one person would suggest he had a good reason.

2012-07-29 04:02:41 PM  

BunkyBrewman: Not sure how the hell she's only facing robbery charges.

Because it's Jersey, and she's eye-talian.
2012-07-29 04:13:50 PM  
2012-07-29 05:44:10 PM  

desertfool: decent cannoli in Appleton?

The closest I know of is in Elkhorn.

A couple hour drive though.
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