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(New York Daily News)   NJ farkers, good news: Newly-single cute 19-year-old has a great smile in her latest photo online. Bad news: It's a mug shot, of course   (nydailynews.com) divider line 115
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2012-07-28 01:30:17 PM
If you go for a night ride with an ex-girlfriend, you need some sense beaten into you.
 
2012-07-28 01:33:34 PM
She does look pretty happy.
 
2012-07-28 02:05:05 PM
Not sure how the hell she's only facing robbery charges.
 
2012-07-28 02:29:47 PM

BunkyBrewman: Not sure how the hell she's only facing robbery charges.


Because if NJ had conspiracy charges there wouldn't be any politicians left there.
 
2012-07-28 02:32:04 PM
assets.nydailynews.com

I first read that as "Wackoff Police Dept."
 
2012-07-28 05:04:11 PM
If I had any kind of Photoshop skills, that picture would be a fun one to take and write my own stuff on it.
 
2012-07-28 05:04:22 PM
With that grin, she looks like she should be hanging onto the wing of a plane and throwing things into one of the engines.
 
2012-07-28 05:11:46 PM
i48.tinypic.com

img.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-28 06:01:42 PM
She sounds evil
 
2012-07-28 06:03:56 PM
A woman accused of luring her ex-boyfriend to a beating with a baseball bat and pipe

How do you lure someone somewhere with a bat and pipe? He must like it rough
 
2012-07-28 06:04:37 PM
she's got *hate* beneath her eyes (lyes)
 
2012-07-28 06:06:09 PM
Not exactly a hard nineteen but she could easily be 27. She is cute though.
 
2012-07-28 06:06:20 PM
I bet she thinks she's going to get off with no consequences. I hope the prosecution and judge prove her wrong.
 
2012-07-28 06:06:41 PM
Only 109 arrests for a town in NJ seems a little low.
 
2012-07-28 06:06:42 PM

Dead for Tax Reasons: A woman accused of luring her ex-boyfriend to a beating with a baseball bat and pipe

How do you lure someone somewhere with a bat and pipe? He must like it rough


crackball it's like baseball but on crack
 
2012-07-28 06:06:50 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-07-28 06:09:28 PM
its cause she did CANNABIS
 
2012-07-28 06:11:54 PM
And the moral of the story is, if you are thinking of dating a girl named MARGAUX TOCCI FROM WYCOFF, NJ, you should not date her and run away from the situation as fast as you can.
 
2012-07-28 06:14:47 PM

edmo: She sounds evil


She sounds fun!
 
2012-07-28 06:14:56 PM
Fist, angry God, all that jazz.
 
2012-07-28 06:15:05 PM

YakeIsGod:


That girl could jump rope with that line.
 
2012-07-28 06:15:25 PM
I'm going to go with, the boyfriend is the abusive one, and she kicked his ass, then got arrested for it.

We'll have to wait until the durbnpoisn.comli.com tag comes about to see if I'm right.
 
2012-07-28 06:15:57 PM
We were looking at one of the inmate dating websites the other day (to find our soulmates obv) and there was a nice pair of tits at age 19 or 20. She said she was a good person and just got mixed up with the wrong guy. Her release date was like 2030, so I googled the name and lo and behold, she was convicted of murder for luring one of her bfs to get killed by another one. Just the type of girl I'm looking for!

/Another girl had a release date of 2153
 
2012-07-28 06:17:24 PM
If I was holding up a sign that said "Wyckoff", I wouldn't be smiling, I'd be laughing.
 
2012-07-28 06:17:41 PM
whew, that's a hard 19. Hard to imagine somebody being so gleeful about having another person pummeled. What's that old saying? Oh, yeah, don't stick your dick in crazy.
 
2012-07-28 06:19:17 PM
sociopath?
 
2012-07-28 06:19:50 PM
Tocci? In NJ? Is Tony Soprano her father?

/sounds like a mob princess.
 
2012-07-28 06:20:54 PM

durbnpoisn: I'm going to go with, the boyfriend is the abusive one, and she kicked his ass, then got arrested for it.

We'll have to wait until the [durbnpoisn.comli.com image 54x11] tag comes about to see if I'm right.


Why are people so quick to offer up excuses for abusive women? If a man had done this, not one person would suggest he had a good reason.
 
2012-07-28 06:21:37 PM
The very definition of "sticking your dick in crazy".
 
2012-07-28 06:21:37 PM
Typical NJ woman. She looks like Karen Allen in Raiders of the Lost Ark.
 
2012-07-28 06:25:10 PM

TommyymmoT: The very definition of "sticking your dick in crazy".


Newest poster child for the "don't stick it in crazy" PSA.
 
2012-07-28 06:25:55 PM
If the typical NJ woman looks like Karen Allen in Raiders of the Lost Ark, I may have to reconsider this whole living-1700-miles-from-New-Jersey thing.

(first film, not the last one)
 
2012-07-28 06:25:59 PM

Dead for Tax Reasons: A woman accused of luring her ex-boyfriend to a beating with a baseball bat and pipe

How do you lure someone somewhere with a bat and pipe? He must like it rough


Hell, I pay extra for that.
 
2012-07-28 06:28:43 PM
This picture of her isn't suggestive at all. No way.

a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com
 
2012-07-28 06:30:10 PM
I'm Wyckoffing right now.
 
2012-07-28 06:31:12 PM
What a horrid person. Very Soprano.

Attempted murder seems more like an appropriate charge.

// Probably blew the cops and got the charges dropped.
 
2012-07-28 06:32:48 PM

desertfool: Tocci? In NJ? Is Tony Soprano her father?

/sounds like a mob princess.


By name? Nah, plenty of non-mob Italians in the tri-state area (hi, how are you?). But by actions? I wouldn't be shocked.
 
2012-07-28 06:33:16 PM
I get the impression that he dumped her, and that she is the type of girl that doesnt get dumped, she is the one that does the dumping. So he beat up her ego and she beat his ass.
 
2012-07-28 06:34:09 PM
A woman accused of luring her ex-boyfriend to a beating with a baseball bat and pipe

www.freakingnews.com

www.kalyna.ca
 
2012-07-28 06:34:29 PM
is taking note of the OMISSION FROM FARK of the story about James Holmes being treated by a prescribing psychiatrist BEFORE the shootings.

Fine police work there, Lou.
 
2012-07-28 06:34:34 PM

Killer Cars: This picture of her isn't suggestive at all. No way.

[a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com image 600x450]


...huh.
 
2012-07-28 06:37:35 PM
She looks kinda orange-y. Is that common for New Jersey?
 
2012-07-28 06:39:20 PM

Kumana Wanalaia: sociopath?


Yep. And that is the ear to ear grin of a sociopath. I suspect the grin is because sociopaths are so self absorbed that she can't conceive of this turning out badly. After all she is cute/pretty and she is HER. No one would find her guilty surely.
 
2012-07-28 06:39:26 PM

OgreMagi: I bet she thinks she's going to get off with no consequences. I hope the prosecution and judge prove her wrong.


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
 
2012-07-28 06:43:36 PM

skinink: And the moral of the story is, if you are thinking of dating a girl named MARGAUX TOCCI FROM WYCOFF, NJ, you should not date her and run away from the situation as fast as you can.


Why would you run away from The Situation? Was he dating her, too?
 
2012-07-28 06:44:12 PM
19 is young to be carrying that much injectable filler in your face. She looks like a hastily assembled action figure.
 
2012-07-28 06:44:48 PM

FreakinB: desertfool: Tocci? In NJ? Is Tony Soprano her father?

/sounds like a mob princess.

By name? Nah, plenty of non-mob Italians in the tri-state area (hi, how are you?). But by actions? I wouldn't be shocked.


I took the name, and then the actions and then came up with the conclusion.

/I'm from western NY, but live nowhere near there now.
//Seriously, if anyone knows where I can get a decent cannoli in Appleton, let me know.
 
2012-07-28 06:45:07 PM

hooneybayer: is taking note of the OMISSION FROM FARK of the story about James Holmes being treated by a prescribing psychiatrist BEFORE the shootings.


You must be new here. Fark gets thousands of submissions each day, so it is a bit of a biatch to sort them all out, and sometimes things take a while.

Or, you could have kept up and seen a link posted on Wednesday about him, his psychiatrist, and a notebook. And no, I don't care to give you a link. You're obviously too lazy to search for it, so... yeah. Don't really care. Go biatch about what you think should and shouldn't be here somewhere else.

Oh yeah... you sound mad that your submission didn't get greenlit. Don't worry, champ... you'll have your day sometime!
 
2012-07-28 06:46:06 PM

TommyymmoT: The very definition of "sticking your dick in crazy".


Everyone always says, "don't stick your dick in crazy", but to be honest, I think every man should at least once or twice in life, just for the experience. When things are good, they're AMAZING. When things are bad, they're DEVASTATING. It's like a phase where you constantly live from one extreme to the next (you just need to know when and how to get out before it f*cks you up).

CSB alert...
I dated a beautiful woman who was in the Marines and only enlisted because she was stripping and going down the wrong road in life early on, and knew if she didn't enlist, she'd wind up dead or in jail. She physically beat a man to submission in Queens when she saw him slap his girlfriend in front of her. In Okinawa, another Marine grabbed her ass and she knocked him out with a rotary telephone base. She was arrested on our first date by MP's at the Aberdeen military base in Maryland when she refused to show her ID to the checkpoint guard (she knew him personally and wanted to show off, I guess. Little did she know, a supervisor was watching him at the time, so he couldn't just let us in without ID check). It was a wild on and off 4 year stretch of my life that I would do all over again, and exactly the same way if I could.

/good times
 
2012-07-28 06:46:14 PM
The two alleged assailants - Daniel A. Chaupiz, 20, and an unidentified man - removed money from his wallet and smashed his cell phone on the ground before escaping with Tocci in her car

Good plan up until that point. Pro-tip: have the "muggers" bring their own car, that way you can deny being involved.
 
2012-07-28 06:46:46 PM
Have fun....

www.lifebyalbum.com
 
2012-07-28 06:51:09 PM
She looks a little like a young Laura San Giacomo.
 
2012-07-28 06:52:54 PM
I'm trying to piece together the whole Wyckoff-Ridgefield Park connection. Wyckoff is a pretty nice town. Ridgefield Park, not so much. And they're probably a good half-hour drive apart. Wonder what the guy was thinking when his ex said "let's go for a walk at an elementary school in this random middle-class town near Hackensack."
 
2012-07-28 06:54:32 PM

desertfool: FreakinB: desertfool: Tocci? In NJ? Is Tony Soprano her father?

/sounds like a mob princess.

By name? Nah, plenty of non-mob Italians in the tri-state area (hi, how are you?). But by actions? I wouldn't be shocked.

I took the name, and then the actions and then came up with the conclusion.

/I'm from western NY, but live nowhere near there now.
//Seriously, if anyone knows where I can get a decent cannoli in Appleton, let me know.


Fair enough. As for cannoli, I'm sure there's some bakery around here that ships.
 
2012-07-28 06:55:36 PM

Dr.Fey:

[img.photobucket.com image 380x285]


It's funny because she's a Goomba!
 
2012-07-28 06:56:05 PM

Onkel Buck: I get the impression that he dumped her, and that she is the type of girl that doesnt get dumped, she is the one that does the dumping. So he beat up her ego and she beat his ass.


Unless said new car is a goddamn Bugatti Veyron, I wouldn't even consider an invite to take a spin with a girl I just dumped. Especially at night and with her dictating the plans.

Since robbery was at least partially the motive, it very well could've been some kid she dated briefly a long ass time ago that she considered some dweeb loser that would just jump at the chance to hang out with her again.
 
2012-07-28 06:57:10 PM
She's cute, but I think she got her smile from her father:

i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-07-28 07:00:18 PM
img15.imageshack.us
 
2012-07-28 07:01:52 PM

webthing01: [img15.imageshack.us image 635x476]


i'm stickin my dick in that. regardless of what you say
 
2012-07-28 07:07:12 PM
Lol...not 30 minutes from me. The surrounding areas are full of rich italians. I'm sure mommy and daddy will help out. You can find some of the "real housewives of nj" in the area

/getting a kick out of etc...
 
2012-07-28 07:08:35 PM
Nope. Not worth the whoopass. Even at the risk of brain injury. Even if that brain injury makes you better tolerate Jersey.

/but it may be something you'd wish on your worst enemy. And he might thank you for it.
 
2012-07-28 07:14:08 PM

ashinmytomatoes: She looks a little like a young Laura San Giacomo.


Ehh, yeah, a little bit. But the most important data is hidden by the sign.
 
2012-07-28 07:23:01 PM

FreakinB: desertfool: Tocci? In NJ? Is Tony Soprano her father?

/sounds like a mob princess.

By name? Nah, plenty of non-mob Italians in the tri-state area (hi, how are you?). But by actions? I wouldn't be shocked.


I grew up a town away from there in Ridgewood, and in HS I developed pictures at the CVS in Wyckoff. That town is loaded to the gills with Italians that all think they are mafia connected. Rich, gaudy, and Italian--NJ is sort of overrun with these people.

She probably isn't mafia connected. I'm sure she thinks she is though.
 
2012-07-28 07:25:51 PM

durbnpoisn: I'm going to go with, the boyfriend is the abusive one, and she kicked his ass, then got arrested for it.

We'll have to wait until the tag comes about to see if I'm right.


The most likely possibility is that she was dumped and then to get back at him she told her new farkee that he beat her so he would be pissed enough to do something this stupid.
 
2012-07-28 07:26:27 PM

Super Chronic: I'm trying to piece together the whole Wyckoff-Ridgefield Park connection. Wyckoff is a pretty nice town. Ridgefield Park, not so much. And they're probably a good half-hour drive apart. Wonder what the guy was thinking when his ex said "let's go for a walk at an elementary school in this random middle-class town near Hackensack."


I was just about to look it up. I just posted about living near Wyckoff growing up, and Ridgefield Park sounded familiar, but I couldn't picture where it was. It is at least that far away.

I'm assuming the dudes she hired were probably more likely to beat his butt in a shiatter town they probably lived near and stuck out less.
 
2012-07-28 07:26:55 PM

Therion: [assets.nydailynews.com image 635x476]

I first read that as "Wackoff Police Dept."


i46.tinypic.com

There ya go
 
2012-07-28 07:29:06 PM
She seduce him with a threesome with one of her jersey girl friends?
 
2012-07-28 07:31:44 PM
They left the guy alive. I don't think she thought her cunning plan all the way through. Did she think he wouldn't be able to identify her?
 
2012-07-28 07:35:28 PM
Subby, you say "mug shot" like that's a bad thing.
 
2012-07-28 07:44:59 PM

PacManDreaming: With that grin, she looks like she should be hanging onto the wing of a plane and throwing things into one of the engines.


"There's .... someTHING .. on my wang"
 
2012-07-28 07:47:30 PM

El Morro: TommyymmoT: The very definition of "sticking your dick in crazy".

Everyone always says, "don't stick your dick in crazy", but to be honest, I think every man should at least once or twice in life, just for the experience. When things are good, they're AMAZING. When things are bad, they're DEVASTATING. It's like a phase where you constantly live from one extreme to the next (you just need to know when and how to get out before it f*cks you up).

CSB alert...
I dated a beautiful woman who was in the Marines and only enlisted because she was stripping and going down the wrong road in life early on, and knew if she didn't enlist, she'd wind up dead or in jail. She physically beat a man to submission in Queens when she saw him slap his girlfriend in front of her. In Okinawa, another Marine grabbed her ass and she knocked him out with a rotary telephone base. She was arrested on our first date by MP's at the Aberdeen military base in Maryland when she refused to show her ID to the checkpoint guard (she knew him personally and wanted to show off, I guess. Little did she know, a supervisor was watching him at the time, so he couldn't just let us in without ID check). It was a wild on and off 4 year stretch of my life that I would do all over again, and exactly the same way if I could.

/good times


I call bullshiat on any girl knocking out a guy, even my sister, who is tougher than most men couldn't knock out a man.
 
2012-07-28 07:52:05 PM

El Morro: TommyymmoT: The very definition of "sticking your dick in crazy".

Everyone always says, "don't stick your dick in crazy", but to be honest, I think every man should at least once or twice in life, just for the experience. When things are good, they're AMAZING. When things are bad, they're DEVASTATING. It's like a phase where you constantly live from one extreme to the next (you just need to know when and how to get out before it f*cks you up).

CSB alert...
I dated a beautiful woman who was in the Marines and only enlisted because she was stripping and going down the wrong road in life early on, and knew if she didn't enlist, she'd wind up dead or in jail. She physically beat a man to submission in Queens when she saw him slap his girlfriend in front of her. In Okinawa, another Marine grabbed her ass and she knocked him out with a rotary telephone base. She was arrested on our first date by MP's at the Aberdeen military base in Maryland when she refused to show her ID to the checkpoint guard (she knew him personally and wanted to show off, I guess. Little did she know, a supervisor was watching him at the time, so he couldn't just let us in without ID check). It was a wild on and off 4 year stretch of my life that I would do all over again, and exactly the same way if I could.

/good times


Was here name Maria and was she from Florida? Because she sounds like this chick I used to date after I got out of the Army.
 
2012-07-28 08:06:08 PM
She invitied her boyfriend for a "walk" at night, in a secluded place, in New Jersey? He's lucky he's not wearing cement shoes at the bottom of the Hudson River. That's like a textbook mafia hit straight out of the movies.
 
2012-07-28 08:13:07 PM
I love how they only had one car between the three of them
 
2012-07-28 08:22:35 PM
WOW! I'm a west coast guy... If you can't pronounce its name, don't stick your pecker in it... Nuff said!
 
2012-07-28 08:27:48 PM
spiritsofeden.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-07-28 08:29:50 PM

steamingpile:

I call bullshiat on any girl knocking out a guy, even my sister, who is tougher than most men couldn't knock out a man.



Being a big tall *strong* woman who's studied martial arts, I'm getting a kick...
 
2012-07-28 08:36:13 PM

I_Am_Alive: WOW! I'm a west coast guy... If you can't pronounce its name, don't stick your pecker in it... Nuff said!


fc09.deviantart.net
 
2012-07-28 08:40:40 PM

steamingpile: I call bullshiat on any girl knocking out a guy, even my sister, who is tougher than most men couldn't knock out a man.


I'm man enough to admit that there are some women out there who could definitely kick my ass. Gina Carano, for one.
 
2012-07-28 08:47:50 PM
Women these days are only good for one thing and I'm sure her ex was thinking the same thing when he agreed to go with her. Unfortunately, he was the one beaten with the stick. What is this world coming to?
 
2012-07-28 08:52:14 PM

steamingpile: I call bullshiat on any girl knocking out a guy, even my sister, who is tougher than most men couldn't knock out a man.


Well, that's the dumbest thing I've read in a while. I'm guessing you ride the short bus?
 
2012-07-28 08:54:27 PM

strangeluck: If I was holding up a sign that said "Wyckoff", I wouldn't be smiling, I'd be laughing.



I've been waiting for this
 
2012-07-28 09:01:02 PM

FreakinB: desertfool: FreakinB: desertfool: Tocci? In NJ? Is Tony Soprano her father?

/sounds like a mob princess.

By name? Nah, plenty of non-mob Italians in the tri-state area (hi, how are you?). But by actions? I wouldn't be shocked.

I took the name, and then the actions and then came up with the conclusion.

/I'm from western NY, but live nowhere near there now.
//Seriously, if anyone knows where I can get a decent cannoli in Appleton, let me know.

Fair enough. As for cannoli, I'm sure there's some bakery around here that ships.


J/K, Manderfields makes a good cannoli.

/But the local Italian restaurant is run by Mexicans.
 
2012-07-28 09:11:07 PM
Reminds me of this.

media.salon.com
 
2012-07-28 09:17:21 PM
Wonder what Daddy does for a living?
 
2012-07-28 09:17:34 PM
Let us not forget:

0.tqn.com
 
2012-07-28 09:20:05 PM
She's crafty and she's just my type.

RIP MCA
 
2012-07-28 09:25:10 PM
She looks like a Critter.
 
2012-07-28 09:26:18 PM
You know what, fark it. What's her number?

/very lonely
 
2012-07-28 09:28:39 PM
i996.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-28 09:51:55 PM

silverjets: They left the guy alive. I don't think she thought her cunning plan all the way through. Did she think he wouldn't be able to identify her?


She probably figures either mommy and daddy can bail her out, she can deny it all or she can point to the other guys she tricked into beating him, say "they did it" and get off scott-free.

I'd pay $$$ to see the look on her face when she gets proven wrong.
 
2012-07-28 10:14:39 PM
I am a Wyckoff resident and i have never met this Tocci chick before but i do know mr Chaupiz. i went to high school with him and he was in my grade. let me just say this before any of you think this was a mob hit, kids a farking dumbass. and it dose not surprise me that he had to use a weapon. i was at a party with him last year and a bunch of peoples wallets got stolen. people start blaming Dan and he starts getting pissed. anyways Dan ends of getting into a fight with a kid and pulls out a wrench. who the fark carry's a wrench around. anyways according to the kids hes friends with the kid who got beat up was abusive to Tocci. never meeting this chick i do not know but it dose not surprise me that Dan was involved.
 
2012-07-28 10:23:11 PM
i1247.photobucket.com

I am done here......
 
2012-07-28 10:24:51 PM

Super Chronic: I'm trying to piece together the whole Wyckoff-Ridgefield Park connection. Wyckoff is a pretty nice town. Ridgefield Park, not so much. And they're probably a good half-hour drive apart. Wonder what the guy was thinking when his ex said "let's go for a walk at an elementary school in this random middle-class town near Hackensack."


THIS.

Daily News can't even spell Wyckoff right.

A joke I heard from someone from Wyckoff goes "Wyckoff when you can sneeze"

Good times in NJ. Surprised this actually happened there, Wyckoff is pretty upper crust.
 
2012-07-28 10:35:52 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Therion: [assets.nydailynews.com image 635x476]

I first read that as "Wackoff Police Dept."

[i46.tinypic.com image 635x476]

There ya go


I like anal.
 
2012-07-28 11:13:35 PM

Therion: [assets.nydailynews.com image 635x476]

I first read that as "Wackoff Police Dept."


You just can't make stuff like that up.;)
 
2012-07-28 11:19:46 PM

steamingpile: El Morro: TommyymmoT: The very definition of "sticking your dick in crazy".

Everyone always says, "don't stick your dick in crazy", but to be honest, I think every man should at least once or twice in life, just for the experience. When things are good, they're AMAZING. When things are bad, they're DEVASTATING. It's like a phase where you constantly live from one extreme to the next (you just need to know when and how to get out before it f*cks you up).

CSB alert...
I dated a beautiful woman who was in the Marines and only enlisted because she was stripping and going down the wrong road in life early on, and knew if she didn't enlist, she'd wind up dead or in jail. She physically beat a man to submission in Queens when she saw him slap his girlfriend in front of her. In Okinawa, another Marine grabbed her ass and she knocked him out with a rotary telephone base. She was arrested on our first date by MP's at the Aberdeen military base in Maryland when she refused to show her ID to the checkpoint guard (she knew him personally and wanted to show off, I guess. Little did she know, a supervisor was watching him at the time, so he couldn't just let us in without ID check). It was a wild on and off 4 year stretch of my life that I would do all over again, and exactly the same way if I could.

/good times

I call bullshiat on any girl knocking out a guy, even my sister, who is tougher than most men couldn't knock out a man.


Reading the full sentence before commenting will make you look less stupid.
 
2012-07-28 11:58:37 PM
 
2012-07-29 12:16:38 AM

Killer Cars: This picture of her isn't suggestive at all. No way.

[a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com image 600x450]


It's chipmunking out her throat! That's a big a ice a cream a.
 
2012-07-29 12:45:04 AM
She faces robbery charges.
Seems like there should be a more substantial charge involved for luring someone to an ambush for a beating with a pipe and a baseball bat.

He faces robbery and aggravated assault charges.
How is beating someone with a pipe/baseball bat not considered attempted murder?
 
2012-07-29 01:03:40 AM

Therion: [assets.nydailynews.com image 635x476]

I first read that as "Wackoff Police Dept."


lh4.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-07-29 01:08:08 AM
The crazy is strong in this one.
 
2012-07-29 02:35:25 AM
I was born in New Jersey, and I am Italian. I have a very long last name full of vowels, and a pretty noticeable Jersey accent, to prove it. I am not in the mob, and nor is my father (although all my friends tell me he looks like Tony Soprano). I also do not have an orange spray tan, or any tan at all for that matter. Nor do I obsessively pump iron or consume massive quantities of alcohol. Will everybody stop thinking that all New Jersey Italians are scumbags? Please?

/I blame Snooki, see my handle
 
2012-07-29 03:50:22 AM
NOT cute!
 
2012-07-29 05:06:44 AM
sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2012-07-29 07:38:01 AM
Speaking of MUG shots..

www.talkingbottleopener.net

The Simpsons Moe's Tavern Talking Duff Beer Mug
32 ounces, 6"H X 6"W
When the button on top of the Duff Beer handle is pushed Homer's voice says "Moe give me a beer, Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme, ooh ooh ooh, this is the greatest thrill of my life! I'm king of the world, woo hoo!"

Batteries included
Made From: Study plastic.
Care Instructions: Hand wash (not for dishwasher)
 
2012-07-29 09:29:16 AM

Therion: [assets.nydailynews.com image 635x476]

I first read that as "Wackoff Police Dept."


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Funny. I grew up in Bergen County.....mostly, I was born in Hudson County. Anyway, we always referred to it as "Wackoff".

This girl's father is a retired cop, his pension is $118K PER YEAR. Her mother is a public school teacher. Last year moms made $90K. This girl is your typical Jersey spoiled guinea brat.

BTW, it was trash ginzos, like these Tocci people, and the scum Irish that moved out of NYC en masse after WWII that ruined this state. First thing I do every morning when I get up, I thank God for not making me a Jersey guinea.
 
2012-07-29 10:04:52 AM
Am I the only one that thinks she looks like Karen Allen?

i296.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-29 10:33:16 AM

desertfool: FreakinB: desertfool: Tocci? In NJ? Is Tony Soprano her father?

/sounds like a mob princess.

By name? Nah, plenty of non-mob Italians in the tri-state area (hi, how are you?). But by actions? I wouldn't be shocked.

I took the name, and then the actions and then came up with the conclusion.

/I'm from western NY, but live nowhere near there now.
//Seriously, if anyone knows where I can get a decent cannoli in Appleton, let me know.


Have you tried these guys? locations throughout the Valley....http://www.schoenbergers.net/
 
2012-07-29 11:30:13 AM
Only 109 arrests for a town in NJ seems a little low

If you were ever in Wyckoff, you'd see why.

/Bergen County BNR
 
2012-07-29 12:46:05 PM

Cortez the Killer: Am I the only one that thinks she looks like Karen Allen?

[i296.photobucket.com image 360x450]


Which is why we all wouldn't mind sticking it in crazy... because we'd be crazy not to stick it in Karen Allen.
 
2012-07-29 03:43:54 PM

OgreMagi: durbnpoisn: I'm going to go with, the boyfriend is the abusive one, and she kicked his ass, then got arrested for it.

We'll have to wait until the [durbnpoisn.comli.com image 54x11] tag comes about to see if I'm right.

Why are people so quick to offer up excuses for abusive women? If a man had done this, not one person would suggest he had a good reason.


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2012-07-29 04:02:41 PM

BunkyBrewman: Not sure how the hell she's only facing robbery charges.


Because it's Jersey, and she's eye-talian.
 
2012-07-29 04:13:50 PM
eye-talian?

orwells1984oregon.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-07-29 05:44:10 PM

desertfool: decent cannoli in Appleton?


The closest I know of is in Elkhorn.

http://holicannoli.com/

A couple hour drive though.
 
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