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(New York Daily News)   NJ farkers, good news: Newly-single cute 19-year-old has a great smile in her latest photo online. Bad news: It's a mug shot, of course   (nydailynews.com) divider line 115
    More: Scary, ex-boyfriends, Gothamist, Margaux Tocci  
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2012-07-28 01:30:17 PM
If you go for a night ride with an ex-girlfriend, you need some sense beaten into you.
 
2012-07-28 01:33:34 PM
She does look pretty happy.
 
2012-07-28 02:05:05 PM
Not sure how the hell she's only facing robbery charges.
 
2012-07-28 02:29:47 PM

BunkyBrewman: Not sure how the hell she's only facing robbery charges.


Because if NJ had conspiracy charges there wouldn't be any politicians left there.
 
2012-07-28 02:32:04 PM
assets.nydailynews.com

I first read that as "Wackoff Police Dept."
 
2012-07-28 05:04:11 PM
If I had any kind of Photoshop skills, that picture would be a fun one to take and write my own stuff on it.
 
2012-07-28 05:04:22 PM
With that grin, she looks like she should be hanging onto the wing of a plane and throwing things into one of the engines.
 
2012-07-28 05:11:46 PM
i48.tinypic.com

img.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-28 06:01:42 PM
She sounds evil
 
2012-07-28 06:03:56 PM
A woman accused of luring her ex-boyfriend to a beating with a baseball bat and pipe

How do you lure someone somewhere with a bat and pipe? He must like it rough
 
2012-07-28 06:04:37 PM
she's got *hate* beneath her eyes (lyes)
 
2012-07-28 06:06:09 PM
Not exactly a hard nineteen but she could easily be 27. She is cute though.
 
2012-07-28 06:06:20 PM
I bet she thinks she's going to get off with no consequences. I hope the prosecution and judge prove her wrong.
 
2012-07-28 06:06:41 PM
Only 109 arrests for a town in NJ seems a little low.
 
2012-07-28 06:06:42 PM

Dead for Tax Reasons: A woman accused of luring her ex-boyfriend to a beating with a baseball bat and pipe

How do you lure someone somewhere with a bat and pipe? He must like it rough


crackball it's like baseball but on crack
 
2012-07-28 06:06:50 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-07-28 06:09:28 PM
its cause she did CANNABIS
 
2012-07-28 06:11:54 PM
And the moral of the story is, if you are thinking of dating a girl named MARGAUX TOCCI FROM WYCOFF, NJ, you should not date her and run away from the situation as fast as you can.
 
2012-07-28 06:14:47 PM

edmo: She sounds evil


She sounds fun!
 
2012-07-28 06:14:56 PM
Fist, angry God, all that jazz.
 
2012-07-28 06:15:05 PM

YakeIsGod:


That girl could jump rope with that line.
 
2012-07-28 06:15:25 PM
I'm going to go with, the boyfriend is the abusive one, and she kicked his ass, then got arrested for it.

We'll have to wait until the durbnpoisn.comli.com tag comes about to see if I'm right.
 
2012-07-28 06:15:57 PM
We were looking at one of the inmate dating websites the other day (to find our soulmates obv) and there was a nice pair of tits at age 19 or 20. She said she was a good person and just got mixed up with the wrong guy. Her release date was like 2030, so I googled the name and lo and behold, she was convicted of murder for luring one of her bfs to get killed by another one. Just the type of girl I'm looking for!

/Another girl had a release date of 2153
 
2012-07-28 06:17:24 PM
If I was holding up a sign that said "Wyckoff", I wouldn't be smiling, I'd be laughing.
 
2012-07-28 06:17:41 PM
whew, that's a hard 19. Hard to imagine somebody being so gleeful about having another person pummeled. What's that old saying? Oh, yeah, don't stick your dick in crazy.
 
2012-07-28 06:19:17 PM
sociopath?
 
2012-07-28 06:19:50 PM
Tocci? In NJ? Is Tony Soprano her father?

/sounds like a mob princess.
 
2012-07-28 06:20:54 PM

durbnpoisn: I'm going to go with, the boyfriend is the abusive one, and she kicked his ass, then got arrested for it.

We'll have to wait until the [durbnpoisn.comli.com image 54x11] tag comes about to see if I'm right.


Why are people so quick to offer up excuses for abusive women? If a man had done this, not one person would suggest he had a good reason.
 
2012-07-28 06:21:37 PM
The very definition of "sticking your dick in crazy".
 
2012-07-28 06:21:37 PM
Typical NJ woman. She looks like Karen Allen in Raiders of the Lost Ark.
 
2012-07-28 06:25:10 PM

TommyymmoT: The very definition of "sticking your dick in crazy".


Newest poster child for the "don't stick it in crazy" PSA.
 
2012-07-28 06:25:55 PM
If the typical NJ woman looks like Karen Allen in Raiders of the Lost Ark, I may have to reconsider this whole living-1700-miles-from-New-Jersey thing.

(first film, not the last one)
 
2012-07-28 06:25:59 PM

Dead for Tax Reasons: A woman accused of luring her ex-boyfriend to a beating with a baseball bat and pipe

How do you lure someone somewhere with a bat and pipe? He must like it rough


Hell, I pay extra for that.
 
2012-07-28 06:28:43 PM
This picture of her isn't suggestive at all. No way.

a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com
 
2012-07-28 06:30:10 PM
I'm Wyckoffing right now.
 
2012-07-28 06:31:12 PM
What a horrid person. Very Soprano.

Attempted murder seems more like an appropriate charge.

// Probably blew the cops and got the charges dropped.
 
2012-07-28 06:32:48 PM

desertfool: Tocci? In NJ? Is Tony Soprano her father?

/sounds like a mob princess.


By name? Nah, plenty of non-mob Italians in the tri-state area (hi, how are you?). But by actions? I wouldn't be shocked.
 
2012-07-28 06:33:16 PM
I get the impression that he dumped her, and that she is the type of girl that doesnt get dumped, she is the one that does the dumping. So he beat up her ego and she beat his ass.
 
2012-07-28 06:34:09 PM
A woman accused of luring her ex-boyfriend to a beating with a baseball bat and pipe

www.freakingnews.com

www.kalyna.ca
 
2012-07-28 06:34:29 PM
is taking note of the OMISSION FROM FARK of the story about James Holmes being treated by a prescribing psychiatrist BEFORE the shootings.

Fine police work there, Lou.
 
2012-07-28 06:34:34 PM

Killer Cars: This picture of her isn't suggestive at all. No way.

[a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com image 600x450]


...huh.
 
2012-07-28 06:37:35 PM
She looks kinda orange-y. Is that common for New Jersey?
 
2012-07-28 06:39:20 PM

Kumana Wanalaia: sociopath?


Yep. And that is the ear to ear grin of a sociopath. I suspect the grin is because sociopaths are so self absorbed that she can't conceive of this turning out badly. After all she is cute/pretty and she is HER. No one would find her guilty surely.
 
2012-07-28 06:39:26 PM

OgreMagi: I bet she thinks she's going to get off with no consequences. I hope the prosecution and judge prove her wrong.


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
 
2012-07-28 06:43:36 PM

skinink: And the moral of the story is, if you are thinking of dating a girl named MARGAUX TOCCI FROM WYCOFF, NJ, you should not date her and run away from the situation as fast as you can.


Why would you run away from The Situation? Was he dating her, too?
 
2012-07-28 06:44:12 PM
19 is young to be carrying that much injectable filler in your face. She looks like a hastily assembled action figure.
 
2012-07-28 06:44:48 PM

FreakinB: desertfool: Tocci? In NJ? Is Tony Soprano her father?

/sounds like a mob princess.

By name? Nah, plenty of non-mob Italians in the tri-state area (hi, how are you?). But by actions? I wouldn't be shocked.


I took the name, and then the actions and then came up with the conclusion.

/I'm from western NY, but live nowhere near there now.
//Seriously, if anyone knows where I can get a decent cannoli in Appleton, let me know.
 
2012-07-28 06:45:07 PM

hooneybayer: is taking note of the OMISSION FROM FARK of the story about James Holmes being treated by a prescribing psychiatrist BEFORE the shootings.


You must be new here. Fark gets thousands of submissions each day, so it is a bit of a biatch to sort them all out, and sometimes things take a while.

Or, you could have kept up and seen a link posted on Wednesday about him, his psychiatrist, and a notebook. And no, I don't care to give you a link. You're obviously too lazy to search for it, so... yeah. Don't really care. Go biatch about what you think should and shouldn't be here somewhere else.

Oh yeah... you sound mad that your submission didn't get greenlit. Don't worry, champ... you'll have your day sometime!
 
2012-07-28 06:46:06 PM

TommyymmoT: The very definition of "sticking your dick in crazy".


Everyone always says, "don't stick your dick in crazy", but to be honest, I think every man should at least once or twice in life, just for the experience. When things are good, they're AMAZING. When things are bad, they're DEVASTATING. It's like a phase where you constantly live from one extreme to the next (you just need to know when and how to get out before it f*cks you up).

CSB alert...
I dated a beautiful woman who was in the Marines and only enlisted because she was stripping and going down the wrong road in life early on, and knew if she didn't enlist, she'd wind up dead or in jail. She physically beat a man to submission in Queens when she saw him slap his girlfriend in front of her. In Okinawa, another Marine grabbed her ass and she knocked him out with a rotary telephone base. She was arrested on our first date by MP's at the Aberdeen military base in Maryland when she refused to show her ID to the checkpoint guard (she knew him personally and wanted to show off, I guess. Little did she know, a supervisor was watching him at the time, so he couldn't just let us in without ID check). It was a wild on and off 4 year stretch of my life that I would do all over again, and exactly the same way if I could.

/good times
 
2012-07-28 06:46:14 PM
The two alleged assailants - Daniel A. Chaupiz, 20, and an unidentified man - removed money from his wallet and smashed his cell phone on the ground before escaping with Tocci in her car

Good plan up until that point. Pro-tip: have the "muggers" bring their own car, that way you can deny being involved.
 
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