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(Last Angry Fan)   What's worse than being an SMU football player and hiring a $50 prostitute? Being an SMU football player and having your home burglarized by said prostitute because you didn't pay her   (lastangryfan.com) divider line 16
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2012-07-28 12:39:51 PM
Subby forgot the worst part: the player LEFT HER IN HIS HOME after not paying her!

/dumbest ass ever
 
2012-07-28 01:29:03 PM
What's worse than being an SMU football player and hiring a $50 prostitute?

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2012-07-28 01:30:29 PM
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2012-07-28 01:33:41 PM
when are these idjits going realize "you always pay the hooker". it's like not paying a drug dealer or a bookie. they can create more problems than the worth of the bill.
 
2012-07-28 01:39:16 PM

BarkingUnicorn: Subby forgot the worst part: the player LEFT HER IN HIS HOME after not paying her!

/dumbest ass ever


What escort is worth $50. That seems pretty low.
 
2012-07-28 01:41:35 PM
Should have just done what Craig James* did with those five hookers back in the day.


*Who along with Kent Hance and Gerald Myers can eat the peanuts from my shiat
 
2012-07-28 01:43:36 PM
Great. Now the SMU football team can't even afford hookers. -_-
 
2012-07-28 01:46:07 PM
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"I got this."
 
2012-07-28 01:58:29 PM
So, would that be considered an improper benefit?

/death penalty!
 
2012-07-28 02:00:59 PM
This would have never of happened had SMU still been paying their "Student Athletes "
 
2012-07-28 02:25:22 PM
MOAR Deadspin memes on Fark!
 
2012-07-28 04:36:20 PM
Seems like SMU is neglecting it's athletes education again.
 
2012-07-28 04:36:55 PM

Dancin_In_Anson: Should have just done what Craig James* did with those five hookers back in the day.


Allegedly.
 
2012-07-28 05:56:10 PM
Football players don't pay for pussy. its a perk that goes along with being talented enough to run up and down a field with a ball.


if you work for a living, then u have to pay for it.
 
2012-07-28 05:57:24 PM

sdd2000: Seems like SMU is neglecting it's athletes education again.


they are there to get NFL contracts, not get educated.
 
2012-07-28 06:25:24 PM

Linux_Yes: sdd2000: Seems like SMU is neglecting it's athletes education again.

they are there to get NFL contracts, not get educated.


Not at SMU........

/maybe a CFL contract
 
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