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(Patch)   Course title: Disorderly Conduct 101 | Location: Hog Mountain Road | Instructor: Professor Pouty-Potty Mouth (w/pic)   (dacula.patch.com) divider line 22
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6854 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Jul 2012 at 2:15 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-07-28 02:20:18 PM  
Really smart.

By the way did anyone else look at Dacula and see Dracula?
 
2012-07-28 02:28:46 PM  
I did
 
2012-07-28 02:31:41 PM  
Awesome non-story about a non-event in the middle of Nowhere, GA. I clicked under events and noticed the Miss Hamilton Mill Pagent is next Monday and Tuesday. I'm sure it'll be quite the show.
 
2012-07-28 02:33:42 PM  
Mr. Schexnayder just wants to uphold the honor of the Schexnayder family name.

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Ha-ha-ha!
 
2012-07-28 02:42:16 PM  
Dacula...pronounced Duh-kewl-a

aka "Middle of Nowhere, GA"
 
2012-07-28 02:52:09 PM  

2wolves: Schexnayder


Gesundheit.
 
2012-07-28 02:52:58 PM  
Huh. A snowflake, in July, in Georgia.
 
2012-07-28 02:57:57 PM  
FTFA: A Dacula driver was arrested for disorderly conduct after cursing and giving police the bird.
 
2012-07-28 03:01:51 PM  
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DACula! Bluhh! Blehh! Ah-ah-ahh!
 
2012-07-28 03:22:14 PM  
FTA: Schexnayder again exited his car and began to shout at the officer. Schexnayder said, "f*** you" multiple times while shooting the officer the bird.

Hmm... some states consider flipping the bird to be protected speech.
 
2012-07-28 03:36:14 PM  
From his twitter feed the day after:

"fark the police, never ask them for help or you'll go to jail"
 
2012-07-28 03:50:11 PM  

valkore: Awesome non-story about a non-event in the middle of Nowhere, GA. I clicked under events and noticed the Miss Hamilton Mill Pagent is next Monday and Tuesday. I'm sure it'll be quite the show.


Because you came to Fark for actual news?
 
2012-07-28 03:50:48 PM  
For some reason, when I read his name, Preston Shexnayder, I couldn't help but hear it in the voice of Ron Whitey, the elitist judge from Futurama.
 
2012-07-28 04:06:42 PM  

dickieignorant: From his twitter feed the day after:

"fark the police, never ask them for help or you'll go to jail"


I learned that lesson in middle school!

Too bad he said "fark YOU" instead of "fark the police." One is certainly protected speech, the other not so much.
 
2012-07-28 04:17:12 PM  
He was released the following day on a $1,576 bond.
 
2012-07-28 04:25:39 PM  
Meh. Tantrum-throwing, entitled kid.
Nothing to see here.
 
2012-07-28 04:34:02 PM  
From his mugshot, he'd look great with spiky hair and an orange spray-tan in a club in Jersey.
 
2012-07-28 04:52:43 PM  

dickieignorant: From his twitter feed the day after:

"fark the police, never ask them for help or you'll go to jail"


/facepalms. Personal responsibility goes right out the window. Sounds like your typical cop hating farker. Ya, i did this and that, and yes, that too...well..ok...i did that too, and yes, they were all illegal, but fark..it's the cops fault he arrested me...whaaaaaaa..all cops are pigs....(throws self on floor and screams and kicks.)
 
2012-07-28 05:39:15 PM  
Anger issues much?
 
2012-07-28 05:51:07 PM  

halB: Too bad he said "fark YOU" instead of "fark the police." One is certainly protected speech, the other not so much.


Wrong. "Fark the police" is perfectly acceptable free speech (in some states) because it is political speech, which is usually given even stronger protections (such as "fark the draft" or "fark the city council").
 
2012-07-28 05:53:34 PM  
He's let his hair grow out in the last year.

I'm sure he thinks he's QUITE the rebel. Fight the power, man!
 
2012-07-28 05:59:43 PM  

JohnAnnArbor: He's let his hair grow out in the last year.

I'm sure he thinks he's QUITE the rebel. Fight the power, man!


dickieignorant: From his twitter feed the day after:

"fark the police, never ask them for help or you'll go to jail"


I have reason to believe that much growing up is in this guy's future. Well, that or death.

Somebody call Darwin, I think he missed one.
 
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