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(Starpulse)   Dancing with the Stars announces its new cast, which it claims are all-stars, featuring the likes of Drew Lachey, Bristol Palin, and Pamela Anderson. Once again, the show manages to lower the definition of the word "all-star"   (starpulse.com ) divider line
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2012-07-28 09:23:16 AM  
Well, subby, maybe you could look at the "stars" they've had the last 14 seasons and pick 13 people that are better?
 
2012-07-28 09:35:57 AM  
Yay Palins are back
 
2012-07-28 09:39:34 AM  
Call me when there are actual stars on that show. Until then I'm not watching that crap fest. Well unless they book a train wreck like Lilo. I'd watch just to see her crash & burn.
 
2012-07-28 09:40:19 AM  
I've never watched the show, but if I was ever to watch it here is my list of celebrities I'd like to see:

Ace Frehley
Louis Black
Sasha Grey
Stephen Hawking
Karl Pilkington
Tony Iommi
Drew Curtis
Me
Koko the Gorilla
 
2012-07-28 09:41:41 AM  
Does anyone else hear a high-pitched harridan-like scream coming from PA and a certain ex-dancer who's probably really pissed right now?
 
2012-07-28 09:47:55 AM  

strangeguitar: I've never watched the show, but if I was ever to watch it here is my list of celebrities I'd like to see:

Ace Frehley
Louis Black
Sasha Grey
Stephen Hawking
Karl Pilkington
Tony Iommi
Drew Curtis
Me
Koko the Gorilla


Not bad, but I'd swap out Steven Wright for Lewis Black, and Iggy Pop for Iomi.
 
2012-07-28 09:53:51 AM  

strangeguitar: I've never watched the show, but if I was ever to watch it here is my list of celebrities I'd like to see:

Ace Frehley
Louis Black
Sasha Grey
Stephen Hawking
Karl Pilkington
Tony Iommi
Drew Curtis
Me
Koko the Gorilla


Would Sasha Grey have trouble trusting her partner?
 
2012-07-28 09:57:36 AM  
Once again, this show manages to lower the definition of the word "show".
 
2012-07-28 10:20:34 AM  
If the title was accurate, the show would be called Dancing With The D-list
 
2012-07-28 10:25:30 AM  
How about Darlene Cates? You know, the mother from "What's Eating Gilbert Grape".
Now that would be entertainment.
 
2012-07-28 10:38:17 AM  
This sort of false advertising has been going for a long time. Jim j bullock on Hollywood squares anyone?
 
2012-07-28 10:43:45 AM  
Call me crazy, but I would not hesitate to sex Bristol Palin. My fantasy is that it would turn into a three-way with her mother eventually getting involved.
/I wouldn't hesitate hopping in the sack with Kate Gosselin
//or Octomom
///people tell me I'm a sick bastard
 
2012-07-28 10:48:13 AM  
The problem with shows like this, is that real stars have actual careers, and don't have time for this bullshiat. So we're left with reality TV tards, former members of boy bands, and washed up playboy models desperately clinging to a long gone youth.

But what this show really needs, is Summer Glau and Ted McGinley.
 
2012-07-28 10:48:39 AM  
Agatha Christie
Thomas Cromwell
Joseph Goebbels
Caligula
Idi Amin Dada
Marie Curie
Marilyn Chambers
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
Paul Robeson
Lenny Bruce
 
2012-07-28 10:57:10 AM  

missiv: Agatha Christie
Thomas Cromwell
Joseph Goebbels
Caligula
Idi Amin Dada
Marie Curie
Marilyn Chambers
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
Paul Robeson
Lenny Bruce


Caligula will only dance the Lambada with his mama
 
2012-07-28 10:57:27 AM  

DubyaHater: Call me crazy, but I would not hesitate to sex Bristol Palin. My fantasy is that it would turn into a three-way with her mother eventually getting involved.
/I wouldn't hesitate hopping in the sack with Kate Gosselin
//or Octomom
///people tell me I'm a sick bastard


Bristol Palin does have that certain white trash appeal, though it has been ruined quite a bit with her Princess Caribou attitude. She's not hot enough to get away with being as much of a biatch as she is. The others just make me think you're a masochist.
 
2012-07-28 10:58:20 AM  
I'd watch Dancing with the Porn Stars. That would be interesting.
 
2012-07-28 11:00:32 AM  
So fourteen "seasons" in and I still don't give a fark.

\Also think "seasons" is just about the worst misnomer ever for these stupid farking shows
 
2012-07-28 11:03:23 AM  
Kelly Monaco and Melissa Rycroft together? I can deal with that.

intimatecelebs.comthe-bachelor.download-tvshows.com
 
2012-07-28 11:08:22 AM  
I'll definitely watch as much of this show as I have all the earlier seasons.
 
2012-07-28 11:32:39 AM  

Antidamascus: Yay Palins are back


Tell me when a Bristol sex tape leaks.
 
2012-07-28 11:55:46 AM  

OhioUGrad: Antidamascus: Yay Palins are back

Tell me when a Bristol sex tape leaks.


I'll take one for the team if someone wants to bring the camera.
 
2012-07-28 11:58:28 AM  

OhioUGrad: Antidamascus: Yay Palins are back

Tell me when a Bristol sex tape leaks.


Ya, tell me too so that way I can be sure to not accidentally click on it.
 
2012-07-28 11:59:11 AM  

OhioUGrad: Antidamascus: Yay Palins are back

Tell me when a Bristol sex tape leaks.


Now you're just being cruel.
 
2012-07-28 12:07:52 PM  

Grouchy Old Bear: OhioUGrad: Antidamascus: Yay Palins are back

Tell me when a Bristol sex tape leaks.

Now you're just being cruel.


How is that cruel, she's desperate enough for attention that she'll have one by the time she's 25, she has nothing else to fall back on. When you get laughed out of ASU, you're doomed.
 
2012-07-28 12:13:54 PM  

OhioUGrad: Grouchy Old Bear: OhioUGrad: Antidamascus: Yay Palins are back

Tell me when a Bristol sex tape leaks.

Now you're just being cruel.

How is that cruel


Maybe Bear didn't mean cruel to Bristol but rather cruel to the American public.
 
2012-07-28 12:19:05 PM  
Looks like they couldn't come up with an original cast that meant anything, so they went the "all-star" route.

Not a bright future for this show.
 
2012-07-28 12:39:52 PM  
I thought B. Palin said reality shows weren't for her?
 
2012-07-28 12:44:23 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: If the title was accurate, the show would be called Dancing With The D-list


Kathy Griffin is developing that vehicle. Can't wait until "teen activist" Palin asks Bruno, "are you gay?"
 
2012-07-28 12:45:39 PM  

PsyLord: I thought B. Palin said reality shows weren't for her?


$$$$$
 
2012-07-28 01:20:57 PM  
Gilles Marini! SQUEE!!!!!

One of THE best dances EVER: Link
 
2012-07-28 01:34:36 PM  

missiv: Agatha Christie
Thomas Cromwell
Joseph Goebbels
Caligula
Idi Amin Dada
Marie Curie
Marilyn Chambers
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
Paul Robeson
Lenny Bruce


Benito Mussolini
Mother Theresa
Andy Wharhol
Ayn Rand
Bozo the Clown
Gertrude Stein
Lewis Carroll
Elanor Roosevelt
George S Patton
Andrea Dworkin

Now that I would watch for the lulz.
 
2012-07-28 01:36:42 PM  
Wow..some pf these people are not really All-Stars....

Shawn Johnson will win this...I think Helio Castroneves and Apolo Ohno have the best chance to beat her.
 
2012-07-28 01:50:40 PM  

LectertheChef: The problem with shows like this, is that real stars have actual careers, and don't have time for this bullshiat. So we're left with reality TV tards, former members of boy bands, and washed up playboy models desperately clinging to a long gone youth.

But what this show really needs, is Summer Glau and Ted McGinley.


this will lead to the show getting canceled entirely? i agree 100%
 
2012-07-28 01:58:44 PM  
strangeguitar: I've never watched the show, but if I was ever to watch it here is my list of celebrities I'd like to see: Ace Frehley Louis Black Sasha Grey Stephen Hawking Karl Pilkington Tony Iommi Drew Curtis Me Koko the Gorilla
===============================================

I'd pay big money to see Lewis Black attempt to dance. Not only would it be hilarious, but could you imagine him standing up there wagging his finger and yelling at the judges? That would be AWESOME!

/Lewis Black would probably drive over to your house and beat you senseless for merely suggesting this.
 
2012-07-28 02:10:08 PM  

Pincy: Maybe Bear didn't mean cruel to Bristol but rather cruel to the American public.


Give me a break. The Palins may be dopes who should never hold any sort of power in this country, but Bristol Palin is a cute girl. I'd have no problem seeing her nekkid, and neither would you.

static5.businessinsider.com

abcnews.go.com

img1.bdbphotos.com

Boobies before politics.
 
2012-07-28 02:26:30 PM  

strangeguitar: I've never watched the show, but if I was ever to watch it here is my list of celebrities I'd like to see:


I would like to see:
Octomom
Roseanne barr
Mike Tyson
Mel Gibson
Andy Dick
Courtney Love
Lauryn Hill
Charlie Sheen
Wesley Snipes
Michael Richards

get the trainwreck factor to 11, i say.
 
2012-07-28 02:44:09 PM  
will bristol manage to pack on another 20 pounds while supposedly exercising vigorously ?
 
2012-07-28 03:14:28 PM  
Why do producers of reality shows think people want to watch Bristol Palin? Wasn't the epic fail of her reality show enough evidence that her 15 minutes is long over.
 
2012-07-28 03:43:28 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: If the title was accurate, the show would be called Dancing With The D-list


More like Waddling with Attention Whores.
 
2012-07-28 03:46:03 PM  

TappingTheVein: strangeguitar: I've never watched the show, but if I was ever to watch it here is my list of celebrities I'd like to see:

I would like to see:
Octomom
Roseanne barr
Mike Tyson
Mel Gibson
Andy Dick
Courtney Love
Lauryn Hill
Charlie Sheen
Wesley Snipes
Michael Richards

get the trainwreck factor to 11, i say.


I like it!

Maybe they can do a Derp version with Victoria Jackson and Ted Nugent.
 
2012-07-28 04:23:08 PM  
how about Moby Dick instead of Andy Dick?
 
2012-07-28 04:51:35 PM  
Show me

Ray Romano
Bryan Cranston
Shia Labouef
Michelle Bachmann
Jim Ross
Kiefer Sutherland
Julie Benz
Casey Anthony
Rachel McAdams
Jennifer Anniston
 
2012-07-28 04:55:30 PM  

Mad_Radhu: Why do producers of reality shows think people want to watch Bristol Palin? Wasn't the epic fail of her reality show enough evidence that her 15 minutes is long over.


She was extremely popular last time she was on the show. o the point of outlasting several better dancers due to fan voting. It was bad enough they changed some of the rules to stop it from happening again.

/yes, my wife and I like the show.
//of course she votes, for whoever gets teamed with Max
 
2012-07-28 05:00:24 PM  

Vodka Zombie: strangeguitar: I've never watched the show, but if I was ever to watch it here is my list of celebrities I'd like to see:

Ace Frehley
Louis Black
Sasha Grey
Stephen Hawking
Karl Pilkington
Tony Iommi
Drew Curtis
Me
Koko the Gorilla

Not bad, but I'd swap out Steven Wright for Lewis Black, and Iggy Pop for Iomi.


Karl Pilkington is an excellent choice.
 
2012-07-28 05:11:31 PM  

shoegaze99: Pincy: Maybe Bear didn't mean cruel to Bristol but rather cruel to the American public.

Give me a break. The Palins may be dopes who should never hold any sort of power in this country, but Bristol Palin is a cute girl. I'd have no problem seeing her nekkid, and neither would you.

[static5.businessinsider.com image 414x340]

[abcnews.go.com image 478x269]

[img1.bdbphotos.com image 454x726]

Boobies before politics.


Thank god. I was beginning to thing I was the only one who thought she was a cutie. Dat ass!
 
2012-07-28 05:13:49 PM  
casey anthony will be on DWTS in 10 years
 
2012-07-28 05:29:49 PM  
I'd be happy with the current lineup. Just replace one person (doesn't matter who) with a rabid grizzly.
 
2012-07-28 05:54:52 PM  

shoegaze99: Pincy: Maybe Bear didn't mean cruel to Bristol but rather cruel to the American public.

Give me a break. The Palins may be dopes who should never hold any sort of power in this country, but Bristol Palin is a cute girl. I'd have no problem seeing her nekkid, and neither would you.

[static5.businessinsider.com image 414x340]

[abcnews.go.com image 478x269]

[img1.bdbphotos.com image 454x726]

Boobies before politics.


Sorry, neither she nor her mom are doing it for me. I guess I just can't past the family name. Sometimes an ugly personality makes a ten look like a five.
 
2012-07-28 06:07:25 PM  

divgradcurl: LectertheChef: The problem with shows like this, is that real stars have actual careers, and don't have time for this bullshiat. So we're left with reality TV tards, former members of boy bands, and washed up playboy models desperately clinging to a long gone youth.

But what this show really needs, is Summer Glau and Ted McGinley.

this will lead to the show getting canceled entirely? i agree 100%


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