AbbeySomeone: That headline was misleading subby. I thought we could actually watch him masturbating in his kiosk./crestfallen
Cyno01: What the fark else is there to do all day, who wears a watch anymore?
clowncar on fire: Dumb idea to jerk off at work,
6655321: AbbeySomeone: That headline was misleading subby. I thought we could actually watch him masturbating in his kiosk./crestfallenAre you Pee Wee or Fred?
The One True TheDavid: FTA: "The report states that Majchszak appeared startled when the woman spoke to him, adding that he quickly walked away. When he came back to assist her, she noticed his zipper was open."Last week I was shocked to discover I'd been walking around & riding the bus all afternoon with my zipper opened. There was nothing masturbation-related about it though: it's just that I'd forgotten to pull it up when I got dressed because I was too preoccupied with being pissed off at the gas company for making me pay $115 deposit AND produce a notarized Proof Of Identity form.I'm glad I wear "tightie whities."
Cyno01: Can you blame him? What the fark else is there to do all day, who wears a watch anymore? Youll maybe get one old lady a day who needs a battery replaced or something, but the rest of the day is just standing around, youre behind a counter with display cases, its not like you can go accost people like the persians at the nail care system kiosk do.Dude, seriously, no thanks, do i look like the kind of guy who gives a fark about my nails? Know your customer.
Cyno01: ...who wears a watch anymore?
Tsar_Bomba1: Cyno01: ...who wears a watch anymore?A man. A real man.I loves my watches. WatchUSeek has been very bad for my wallet....
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