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(Daily Mail)   One quarter of women admit to faking orgasm EVERY time they have sex with someone other than you   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 36
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2012-07-28 03:35:07 AM
4 votes:
Of course one quarter of a woman is faking an orgasm; the other 3/4s are busy swallowing my massive junk in their mouth.
2012-07-28 11:08:31 AM
2 votes:

anuran: Yeah, but you can't fake the EEG.


CSB:

I was with this chick one time who I thought was faking because she was totally overacting with the muscle contractions and the shiatting, so I hooked her up and hey, seizures.
2012-07-28 10:58:14 AM
2 votes:
Does it make me weird that I fake orgasms when I masturbate?
2012-07-28 10:46:15 AM
2 votes:
This is typical feminist rhetoric...

"As a man, YOU need to change YOUR behavior so that MY problem gets solved"

/It gets tired. It really, really does.
2012-07-28 10:36:19 AM
2 votes:
Doesn't matter, had sex.
2012-07-28 10:25:40 AM
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-07-28 10:25:27 AM
2 votes:
Q: Why do women fake orgasms?

A: Women have orgasms?

/alternate A: Who cares?
2012-07-28 10:20:19 AM
2 votes:
So?
2012-07-28 10:11:37 AM
2 votes:
Better get yours, 'cause I gets mine.
2012-07-28 10:10:08 AM
2 votes:
I go through a lot to make sure I get my orgasm, let her worry about her own.


The capitol of Nebraska is Lincoln
2012-07-28 02:17:57 PM
1 votes:

GDubDub: Kinda ashamed to admit this, but: I'm a man and I've faked it, more than once. Sometimes it's hard, and I keep going and going, but never get "there".


Where? Sin City? You all are sinners. The only time I've ejaculated is for procreation. Except for that dream I had involving Scarlett Johansson, a bacon sunday, a half-dwarf, some gel and a modified paper towel holder.
2012-07-28 01:50:41 PM
1 votes:

JNowe: DeltaPunch: Vangor: itsdan: That's as bad as women who learn what guys like from crappy magazines.

100 secrets which drive men wild an issue, one issue every month, twelve months in a year; by now, there have been printed more secrets than a man has neurons to process them.

Don't forget 15 secrets to losing weight fast. Every single month. 12 months per year.

Yeah, between all the "how to please a man" articles and the weight-loss articles, I'm convinced that most women are buying the magazines for the shoe ads.


The teenagers buy it because they haven't figured out it's bunk yet, and the only adults who read it are in hair salons and wish their stylist would subscribe to something slightly interesting like Backpacking or Sunset.

\At least that's how it is for myself and the women I know.
2012-07-28 01:12:58 PM
1 votes:
I come but she doesn't?

chan.catiewayne.com

/kidding ladies
2012-07-28 12:55:04 PM
1 votes:
That's what's nice about oral, you can tell for sure when they orgasm then (WOMEN, that is. Although I guess that applies to men, too.)
2012-07-28 12:54:14 PM
1 votes:

bingethinker: /faking it only makes us think we're doing it how you like, reinforcing what obviously actually is not working

Can I get this on a t-shirt, instead of the headline?

/tell us what works for you! You talk for hours about stuff nobody cares about, then go quiet when it's important


If you really cared, you'd know without her having to tell you. If you really cared.
2012-07-28 12:00:51 PM
1 votes:
Best way to deal with possible fakers is to tie them down and force them to have so many orgasms they beg you to stop. Some take longer than others, but unless they have a physical deformity, almost all women can be brought to orgasm.
2012-07-28 11:57:32 AM
1 votes:

Dreyelle: s2s2s2: sendtodave: downstairs: CruJones: luckily the GF does not fake it. How do I know? Because we're honest and communicate. Also, she lets me know. "you aren't done yet!"

Also, its pretty damn easy to know if a girl you're with had an orgasm. Maybe not as easy as a guy, but ya know... things happen.

Eye rolling, toe curling, noise making, and kegals can be done voluntarily, too, you know.

When those are followed by a gush of moisture and a sudden disinterest I continuing, you know.

Just because I puked on you and then passed out it doesn't mean I had an orgasm.


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/How YOU doin' ?
//Can I buy you an ipecac colada ?
2012-07-28 11:56:14 AM
1 votes:

onyxruby: The problem is that many guys don't know how to give a woman an orgasm. What you really need is your friendly Lesbian who can teach you how the woman's body and mind work for sex.

Learn how to give orgasms and you'll get laid more often. It's easier to get relaid than constantly have to find new partners because your lousy in bed. Safer too without as many partners. Your partner should also be trying harder to please you and that gives you better sex.


I'm all for that, but some of us are severely shy, emotionally crippled (but not in the cool or useful way), or otherwise have difficulty hooking up with large numbers of strangers so as to get sufficient practice.

I'm also fat and hairy, which might do it for some guys (I have yet to understand why), but...not for any chicks I've met (and I'm male-into-females straight, I'm sure that comes as a huge disapointment to all the gay men and lesbians out there, because heaven knows I'm such a catch).

In sexual relationships, my love is to give her an orgasm (cause, you know, 45 seconds and a feather and I'm good). It makes me feel like....I dunno. Good? Like I've accomplished something? I dunno. Just much more exciting to make her go over than to do the same to myself at this point.
2012-07-28 11:53:20 AM
1 votes:

s2s2s2: sendtodave: downstairs: CruJones: luckily the GF does not fake it. How do I know? Because we're honest and communicate. Also, she lets me know. "you aren't done yet!"

Also, its pretty damn easy to know if a girl you're with had an orgasm. Maybe not as easy as a guy, but ya know... things happen.

Eye rolling, toe curling, noise making, and kegals can be done voluntarily, too, you know.

When those are followed by a gush of moisture and a sudden disinterest I continuing, you know.


Just because I puked on you and then passed out it doesn't mean I had an orgasm.
2012-07-28 11:48:33 AM
1 votes:

DeltaPunch: Vangor: itsdan: That's as bad as women who learn what guys like from crappy magazines.

100 secrets which drive men wild an issue, one issue every month, twelve months in a year; by now, there have been printed more secrets than a man has neurons to process them.

Don't forget 15 secrets to losing weight fast. Every single month. 12 months per year.


The ultimate seasonal monthly sexpert sex guide bedroom bible hitlist rollup service pack replay repeat top 5,000 sex tips, selected at random from our readers and scrubbed over by lawyers and advertisers, guaranteed not to offend WalMart shoppers. Also, your boyfriend is cheating on you, so don't have sex just buy what we're hocking and masturbate to the shirtless guy on page 70.
2012-07-28 11:48:24 AM
1 votes:
I don't pay them to have orgasms.
2012-07-28 11:46:57 AM
1 votes:

educated: Yay! Women are stupid, manipulative liars and men are either careless, farting oafs or true heros in the sack!

Who knew sex was so simple?!



I'm here to represent the farting oaf side of the debate. I mean I would be, if I could be bothered. pfffffrrrrrrrt.
2012-07-28 11:35:25 AM
1 votes:

DeltaPunch: Vangor: itsdan: That's as bad as women who learn what guys like from crappy magazines.

100 secrets which drive men wild an issue, one issue every month, twelve months in a year; by now, there have been printed more secrets than a man has neurons to process them.

Don't forget 15 secrets to losing weight fast. Every single month. 12 months per year.


Yeah, between all the "how to please a man" articles and the weight-loss articles, I'm convinced that most women are buying the magazines for the shoe ads.
2012-07-28 11:21:48 AM
1 votes:

blood_and_thunder: farkin_noob: I've never faked an orgasm. Why would I want to encourage a dude to do it wrong? It makes no sense.

Although I'm one of the lucky few that is multi-orgasmic. Yay me!

Some women aren't multi-orgasmic?!?
Never met one.


They were all faking. :-P
2012-07-28 11:10:13 AM
1 votes:

sendtodave: s2s2s2: When those are followed by a gush of moisture and a sudden disinterest I continuing, you know.

Urination, and she was really disinterested from the start.


I tried that once. It didnt go over so well.

/male
2012-07-28 10:58:47 AM
1 votes:

sendtodave: downstairs: CruJones: luckily the GF does not fake it. How do I know? Because we're honest and communicate. Also, she lets me know. "you aren't done yet!"

Also, its pretty damn easy to know if a girl you're with had an orgasm. Maybe not as easy as a guy, but ya know... things happen.

Eye rolling, toe curling, noise making, and kegals can be done voluntarily, too, you know.


Yeah, but you can't fake the EEG.
2012-07-28 10:57:52 AM
1 votes:

Cybernetic: Wouldn't it be easier just to tell your partner what makes you feel good?


Maybe, but then I'd have to talk to her. She'd bring up feelings. I hate that shiat. I'd rather just stick it in her a couple of times a month and hope for the best.
2012-07-28 10:52:03 AM
1 votes:

CruJones: 1) yes, as a man I've faked it. Just not gonna happen, so I faked it. Caveat: condom needed
2) I would definitely take the male pill
3) luckily the GF does not fake it. How do I know? Because we're honest and communicate. Also, she lets me know. "you aren't done yet!"

/faking it only makes us think we're doing it how you like, reinforcing what obviously actually is not working


You can't fake it with an empty rubber. It would be kin to handing over the host an nearly empty barfbag with a couple crackers in it and claiming their dinner made you sick. Easier to fake it on the spot without the rubber and let her figure it out later...
2012-07-28 10:47:21 AM
1 votes:
Maybe they want to finish early so they can get to making that sandwich?
2012-07-28 10:34:52 AM
1 votes:

onyxruby: The problem is that many guys don't know how to give a woman an orgasm. What you really need is your friendly Lesbian who can teach you how the woman's body and mind work for sex.


That's as bad as women who learn what guys like from crappy magazines.
2012-07-28 10:27:58 AM
1 votes:

Rush's_pills: Four quarters of men don't care as long as they get left alone afterwards to fall asleep.


It's more like 3/4 of me, with the remaining 1/4 spending the time between awake and asleep wondering when she's gonna get back with that sammich.
2012-07-28 10:25:46 AM
1 votes:
Four quarters of men don't care as long as they get left alone afterwards to fall asleep.
2012-07-28 10:12:42 AM
1 votes:
Im faking mine right now, and im a guy...dont try this at home
2012-07-28 10:11:51 AM
1 votes:
Wait, which woman are we talking about here?
2012-07-28 04:02:02 AM
1 votes:
Meanwhile, No Quarter of Led Zeppelin is fun to smoke up to.
2012-07-28 03:16:17 AM
1 votes:
One quarter of woman? So, 25% of me fakes an orgasm while with someone else?

Haha! Drink much?

And yes, I had my orgasm elsewhere.
 
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