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(Daily Mail)   One quarter of women admit to faking orgasm EVERY time they have sex with someone other than you   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 26
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2012-07-28 09:56:22 AM  
8 votes:
One quarter of woman admit to faking orgasm EVERY time they have sex with someone other than younot being able to communicate their feelings to their partners
2012-07-28 10:13:32 AM  
5 votes:
Their problem. If you don't ask for what you want, how can ever expect to get it?
2012-07-28 10:46:15 AM  
4 votes:
This is typical feminist rhetoric...

"As a man, YOU need to change YOUR behavior so that MY problem gets solved"

/It gets tired. It really, really does.
2012-07-28 10:28:22 AM  
3 votes:
The problem is that many guys don't know how to give a woman an orgasm. What you really need is your friendly Lesbian who can teach you how the woman's body and mind work for sex.

Learn how to give orgasms and you'll get laid more often. It's easier to get relaid than constantly have to find new partners because your lousy in bed. Safer too without as many partners. Your partner should also be trying harder to please you and that gives you better sex.
2012-07-28 10:24:35 AM  
3 votes:
1) yes, as a man I've faked it. Just not gonna happen, so I faked it. Caveat: condom needed
2) I would definitely take the male pill
3) luckily the GF does not fake it. How do I know? Because we're honest and communicate. Also, she lets me know. "you aren't done yet!"

/faking it only makes us think we're doing it how you like, reinforcing what obviously actually is not working
2012-07-28 03:22:10 PM  
2 votes:

bugontherug: Okay ladies, somewhere out there is a chick who fakes it all or most of the time. Odds say there's more than one. We need to hear from you.
Me and others are having a hard time understanding this. What are you thinking in not communicating your sexual wants to your partner so s/he can experience the REAL joy of pleasing you? Inquiring minds want to know.


I don't have much of a dog in this fight, since destiny has decided that I will never have sex again and I don't fake orgasms as a rule, but the few times I DID fake it, it was like this: Things are not exactly going four-alarm fire. We continue. I realize that I"m not going to get "there" no matter how long we do it, and finally I tell him to give it up, it's been great, but it's not happening tonight.

He is miffed. WHAT? His sexual powers are not enough for me? I am not fainting in his arms from orgasmic delirium? So he keeps going, keeps trying things that he thinks will work. By this time it's long past time for anything to 'work' for me, so I politely try to tell him to get the fark off me. No, he wants to try something else. So I fake it, to spare his gentle ego, the one that can't handle a woman who can't have an orgasm on demand.

So, inquiring minds would also like to know this: what it is about "I'm all through here, let's try it another time" that you don't understand? Or does sex have a lot more to do with satisfying your ego by getting me off, than actually worrying about whether or not I'm "pleased?"

/nuttin on you, bugontherug. I like you OK. We've never had sex.
2012-07-28 01:04:27 PM  
2 votes:

itsdan: One quarter of woman admit to faking orgasm EVERY time they have sex with someone other than you not being able to communicate their feelings to their partners


THIS THIS THIS

If we think you like it, we'll keep doing it, rather than figure out how to do it differently so you actually will like it. You've yourself to blame if you're faking.
2012-07-28 10:47:50 AM  
2 votes:
If she's faking it, shame on her...but only if every effort has been made to get her there.


I've found that the quality of mine is directly proportional to the quality of my wife's. Ensuring she gets hers first is a fantastic investment in my immediate future.
2012-07-28 10:29:06 AM  
2 votes:
Just going to say, if you are faking an orgasm you have two problems. First is the obvious issue with the partner, but the other is your own lack of interest in sex and lack of self-worth; how do you stay with someone who you are unwilling to have an honest sexual discussion when this fulfills a basic human need?
2012-07-28 10:25:46 AM  
2 votes:
Four quarters of men don't care as long as they get left alone afterwards to fall asleep.
2012-07-28 10:25:26 AM  
2 votes:
That's not surprising. Female sexual dysfunctions are extremely common. Some poor ladies aren't as sensitive as others down there, so they will never get to experience the joy of an awesome orgasm. Other ladies are just naive. It should be a requirement that all women own some type of basic sex toy to practice with. That's the only way to get good at sex!
2012-07-28 10:10:08 AM  
2 votes:
I go through a lot to make sure I get my orgasm, let her worry about her own.


The capitol of Nebraska is Lincoln
2012-07-28 10:03:01 PM  
1 votes:

jaedreth: If men would learn how to have sex skillfully, then women wouldn't need to fake orgasms.


If women wouldn't fake orgasms, men could learn to have sex skillfully.

Honestly, if someone fakes an orgasm they have no one to blame for their own sexual frustration but themselves.
2012-07-28 07:33:20 PM  
1 votes:
If men would learn how to have sex skillfully, then women wouldn't need to fake orgasms.

Foreplay, people. And be sure to be light on the touch. There's a reason musicians make better lovers than construction workers.

There are specific techniques one can use to drive your woman wild. Read a book.

If you want a happy relationship, make sure she orgasms before you do. And there are techniques to help with that too.

Take it slow. Take it easy. Pace yourself.

If you want her to go down on you, go down on her first.
2012-07-28 04:57:27 PM  
1 votes:
I wonder how many men fake that a woman gave them an orgasm, rather than the man giving himself an orgasm during sex? Anyone ever think about that? If she's just laying there while he does all the work, he's imagining someone else, or he's the only one ensuring he gets his orgasm (even if he's also trying to make sure she gets hers), is she really "giving him orgasm?"
2012-07-28 03:25:03 PM  
1 votes:
Well they're not honest about anything else, so why should they be about sex?
2012-07-28 01:55:42 PM  
1 votes:

One Bad Apple: InternetSecurityGuard: Ladies first. If she is a squirter, don't stop until you get a gusher. That can't be faked. Just don't mistake it for urination.

You don't see a contradiction there ?


There would only be a contradiction if he said 'don't mistake urination for female ejaculation'. But he didn't. He's just wants to make sure that when a squirt noob has it happen, they don't freak out and assume they just got pissed on.

Some fun facts:
1. ALL women are squirters. Some of them just do it more easily than others. It can be mechanically induced, whether she thinks she's capable, or even wants to.

2. It's near impossible for a woman to pee during sex, same as a man. Many women actually halt their own squirting orgasm, by thinking that weird, bladdery pressure they are feeling as they approach climax is them about to pee, so they hold back and miss the chance. If they give in to that peeing feeling and let it go, it's volcano time.
2012-07-28 01:50:41 PM  
1 votes:

JNowe: DeltaPunch: Vangor: itsdan: That's as bad as women who learn what guys like from crappy magazines.

100 secrets which drive men wild an issue, one issue every month, twelve months in a year; by now, there have been printed more secrets than a man has neurons to process them.

Don't forget 15 secrets to losing weight fast. Every single month. 12 months per year.

Yeah, between all the "how to please a man" articles and the weight-loss articles, I'm convinced that most women are buying the magazines for the shoe ads.


The teenagers buy it because they haven't figured out it's bunk yet, and the only adults who read it are in hair salons and wish their stylist would subscribe to something slightly interesting like Backpacking or Sunset.

\At least that's how it is for myself and the women I know.
2012-07-28 12:55:04 PM  
1 votes:
That's what's nice about oral, you can tell for sure when they orgasm then (WOMEN, that is. Although I guess that applies to men, too.)
2012-07-28 11:48:24 AM  
1 votes:
I don't pay them to have orgasms.
2012-07-28 11:15:35 AM  
1 votes:
Makes me think of this by Jim Jefferies ... www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPdbvpjoq70
2012-07-28 10:44:40 AM  
1 votes:

sendtodave: downstairs: CruJones: luckily the GF does not fake it. How do I know? Because we're honest and communicate. Also, she lets me know. "you aren't done yet!"

Also, its pretty damn easy to know if a girl you're with had an orgasm. Maybe not as easy as a guy, but ya know... things happen.

Eye rolling, toe curling, noise making, and kegals can be done voluntarily, too, you know.


When those are followed by a gush of moisture and a sudden disinterest I continuing, you know.
2012-07-28 10:36:19 AM  
1 votes:
Doesn't matter, had sex.
2012-07-28 10:34:21 AM  
1 votes:
So women can't do everything better than me?
2012-07-28 10:30:01 AM  
1 votes:

CruJones: luckily the GF does not fake it. How do I know? Because we're honest and communicate. Also, she lets me know. "you aren't done yet!"


Also, its pretty damn easy to know if a girl you're with had an orgasm. Maybe not as easy as a guy, but ya know... things happen.
2012-07-28 10:11:37 AM  
1 votes:
Better get yours, 'cause I gets mine.
 
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