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2012-07-28 11:02:41 AM  

WhippingBoy: This is typical feminist rhetoric...

"As a man, YOU need to change YOUR behavior so that MY problem gets solved"

/It gets tired. It really, really does.


You should probably stop hanging out with feminists then. I do not know any women who think this way, myself included.

/just sounds like you have bad taste in people; or you wear blinders and only see what you want to see...
//OR, you think "Jezebel" is a correct descriptive of all modern women. Hint: It's not.
 
2012-07-28 11:07:44 AM  

farkin_noob: I've never faked an orgasm. Why would I want to encourage a dude to do it wrong? It makes no sense.

Although I'm one of the lucky few that is multi-orgasmic. Yay me!


Obligatory " How you doin' "

//Seems like you doin' fine.
 
2012-07-28 11:07:45 AM  

farkin_noob: I've never faked an orgasm. Why would I want to encourage a dude to do it wrong? It makes no sense.

Although I'm one of the lucky few that is multi-orgasmic. Yay me!


How YOU doin'?

Eh, on second thought, sounds like too much work. I'm going to go take a nap.
 
2012-07-28 11:08:15 AM  

farkin_noob: I've never faked an orgasm. Why would I want to encourage a dude to do it wrong? It makes no sense.

Although I'm one of the lucky few that is multi-orgasmic. Yay me!


High five. My gf is like that too. Not too worried about her faking when she says things like, "I think I have one more in there."
 
2012-07-28 11:08:31 AM  

anuran: Yeah, but you can't fake the EEG.


CSB:

I was with this chick one time who I thought was faking because she was totally overacting with the muscle contractions and the shiatting, so I hooked her up and hey, seizures.
 
2012-07-28 11:09:51 AM  

CapeFearCadaver: WhippingBoy: This is typical feminist rhetoric...

"As a man, YOU need to change YOUR behavior so that MY problem gets solved"

/It gets tired. It really, really does.

You should probably stop hanging out with feminists then. I do not know any women who think this way, myself included.

/just sounds like you have bad taste in people; or you wear blinders and only see what you want to see...
//OR, you think "Jezebel" is a correct descriptive of all modern women. Hint: It's not.


Actually, in a genuine attempt to make myself less ignorant and get a better perspective on other people's experiences, I've recently been "lurking" at some of the more popular feminist web sites. While it has opened my eyes in a number of areas (and, I think, actually made me a slightly better person with more empathy for others), the signal to noise ratio at these sites is fairly low. I guess I'm just overly-sensitive due to the (perceived) number of "feminists" who blame ALL their problems on men (or, to be more correct, the "hegemonic Patriarchy" of straight, white, male "colonialists"). When you're immersed in something, it's sometimes hard to remember that it's not representative of the major population.
 
2012-07-28 11:10:06 AM  

freespirited: I had my orgasm elsewhere.


That's glib.
 
2012-07-28 11:10:12 AM  

s2s2s2: clowncar on fire: CruJones: 1) yes, as a man I've faked it. Just not gonna happen, so I faked it. Caveat: condom needed
2) I would definitely take the male pill
3) luckily the GF does not fake it. How do I know? Because we're honest and communicate. Also, she lets me know. "you aren't done yet!"

/faking it only makes us think we're doing it how you like, reinforcing what obviously actually is not working

You can't fake it with an empty rubber. It would be kin to handing over the host an nearly empty barfbag with a couple crackers in it and claiming their dinner made you sick. Easier to fake it on the spot without the rubber and let her figure it out later...

Show of hands: how many women are going to check the condom?


Really. Take the rubber off, walk over to bathroom, wrap it in toilet paper and throw it away into garbage can. If she really wants to look, I don't think I really care to try her again.
 
2012-07-28 11:10:13 AM  

sendtodave: s2s2s2: When those are followed by a gush of moisture and a sudden disinterest I continuing, you know.

Urination, and she was really disinterested from the start.


I tried that once. It didnt go over so well.

/male
 
2012-07-28 11:10:50 AM  

farkin_noob: I've never faked an orgasm. Why would I want to encourage a dude to do it wrong? It makes no sense.

Although I'm one of the lucky few that is multi-orgasmic. Yay me!


Since when does the stuff people do make sense? Living your life as a bizarre stream-of-consciousness, reflexively complaining but not wanting to do anything about it, is human. In my line of work, people complain about all sorts of shiat, then say "fark it" and move on, like a biatchy tornado.
 
2012-07-28 11:10:53 AM  
What is this female orgasm you speak of? With all the thrashing, moaning, fist clenching and cursing how could she possibly be having an orgasm?
 
2012-07-28 11:11:29 AM  

clowncar on fire: CruJones: 1) yes, as a man I've faked it. Just not gonna happen, so I faked it. Caveat: condom needed
2) I would definitely take the male pill
3) luckily the GF does not fake it. How do I know? Because we're honest and communicate. Also, she lets me know. "you aren't done yet!"

/faking it only makes us think we're doing it how you like, reinforcing what obviously actually is not working

You can't fake it with an empty rubber. It would be kin to handing over the host an nearly empty barfbag with a couple crackers in it and claiming their dinner made you sick. Easier to fake it on the spot without the rubber and let her figure it out later...


So you give her your condom when you're done?
 
2012-07-28 11:13:09 AM  

WhippingBoy: CapeFearCadaver: WhippingBoy: This is typical feminist rhetoric...

"As a man, YOU need to change YOUR behavior so that MY problem gets solved"

/It gets tired. It really, really does.

You should probably stop hanging out with feminists then. I do not know any women who think this way, myself included.

/just sounds like you have bad taste in people; or you wear blinders and only see what you want to see...
//OR, you think "Jezebel" is a correct descriptive of all modern women. Hint: It's not.

Actually, in a genuine attempt to make myself less ignorant and get a better perspective on other people's experiences, I've recently been "lurking" at some of the more popular feminist web sites. While it has opened my eyes in a number of areas (and, I think, actually made me a slightly better person with more empathy for others), the signal to noise ratio at these sites is fairly low. I guess I'm just overly-sensitive due to the (perceived) number of "feminists" who blame ALL their problems on men (or, to be more correct, the "hegemonic Patriarchy" of straight, white, male "colonialists"). When you're immersed in something, it's sometimes hard to remember that it's not representative of the major population.


Now you're just mansplaining your entitlement away...

>.>
 
2012-07-28 11:14:59 AM  
"I'll have what she's having."
 
2012-07-28 11:15:35 AM  
Makes me think of this by Jim Jefferies ... www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPdbvpjoq70
 
2012-07-28 11:15:42 AM  

Nakito: "I'll have what she's having."


Okay, but then you're getting anal.
 
2012-07-28 11:16:42 AM  

UsikFark: farkin_noob: I've never faked an orgasm. Why would I want to encourage a dude to do it wrong? It makes no sense.

Although I'm one of the lucky few that is multi-orgasmic. Yay me!

Since when does the stuff people do make sense? Living your life as a bizarre stream-of-consciousness, reflexively complaining but not wanting to do anything about it, is human. In my line of work, people complain about all sorts of shiat, then say "fark it" and move on, like a biatchy tornado.


Heh...true. I rarely make sense. But orgasms are serious business!!
 
2012-07-28 11:18:53 AM  

WhippingBoy: CapeFearCadaver: WhippingBoy: This is typical feminist rhetoric...

"As a man, YOU need to change YOUR behavior so that MY problem gets solved"

/It gets tired. It really, really does.

You should probably stop hanging out with feminists then. I do not know any women who think this way, myself included.

/just sounds like you have bad taste in people; or you wear blinders and only see what you want to see...
//OR, you think "Jezebel" is a correct descriptive of all modern women. Hint: It's not.

Actually, in a genuine attempt to make myself less ignorant and get a better perspective on other people's experiences, I've recently been "lurking" at some of the more popular feminist web sites. While it has opened my eyes in a number of areas (and, I think, actually made me a slightly better person with more empathy for others), the signal to noise ratio at these sites is fairly low. I guess I'm just overly-sensitive due to the (perceived) number of "feminists" who blame ALL their problems on men (or, to be more correct, the "hegemonic Patriarchy" of straight, white, male "colonialists"). When you're immersed in something, it's sometimes hard to remember that it's not representative of the major population.


Dpes that mean most people arent Farkers?

Sad. I thought I was special
 
2012-07-28 11:19:18 AM  

farkin_noob: I've never faked an orgasm. Why would I want to encourage a dude to do it wrong? It makes no sense.

Although I'm one of the lucky few that is multi-orgasmic. Yay me!


Some women aren't multi-orgasmic?!?
Never met one.
 
2012-07-28 11:21:48 AM  

blood_and_thunder: farkin_noob: I've never faked an orgasm. Why would I want to encourage a dude to do it wrong? It makes no sense.

Although I'm one of the lucky few that is multi-orgasmic. Yay me!

Some women aren't multi-orgasmic?!?
Never met one.


They were all faking. :-P
 
2012-07-28 11:22:14 AM  

blood_and_thunder: farkin_noob: I've never faked an orgasm. Why would I want to encourage a dude to do it wrong? It makes no sense.

Although I'm one of the lucky few that is multi-orgasmic. Yay me!

Some women aren't multi-orgasmic?!?
Never met one.


You should look somewhere outside of the gym you have to be at in 26 minutes.
 
2012-07-28 11:23:26 AM  

blood_and_thunder: farkin_noob: I've never faked an orgasm. Why would I want to encourage a dude to do it wrong? It makes no sense.

Although I'm one of the lucky few that is multi-orgasmic. Yay me!

Some women aren't multi-orgasmic?!?
Never met one.


You have had, or witnessed, sex with every woman you have ever met?

You are my new hero.
 
2012-07-28 11:23:51 AM  

WhippingBoy: Actually, in a genuine attempt to make myself less ignorant and get a better perspective on other people's experiences, I've recently been "lurking" at some of the more popular feminist web sites. While it has opened my eyes in a number of areas (and, I think, actually made me a slightly better person with more empathy for others), the signal to noise ratio at these sites is fairly low. I guess I'm just overly-sensitive due to the (perceived) number of "feminists" who blame ALL their problems on men (or, to be more correct, the "hegemonic Patriarchy" of straight, white, male "colonialists"). When you're immersed in something, it's sometimes hard to remember that it's not representative of the major population.


What the fark is that shiat!?!

Ok, I get you, and you should step backwards, though... slowly. You're looking through the looking glass...
I was a Philosophy major (yeah, yeah, I know) and in one of my Epistemology classes we had a day of going over "Feminist Philosophy", I make the 'mistake' during the subsequent discussion of being a chick and using the word "chick". There were only two girls in the class who gave me hell, and actually the sexes were about 50/50... the rest of the class was amused.
Just try to remember that those fringe groups do not speak for everyone.
 
2012-07-28 11:24:07 AM  

farkin_noob: UsikFark: farkin_noob: I've never faked an orgasm. Why would I want to encourage a dude to do it wrong? It makes no sense.

Although I'm one of the lucky few that is multi-orgasmic. Yay me!

Since when does the stuff people do make sense? Living your life as a bizarre stream-of-consciousness, reflexively complaining but not wanting to do anything about it, is human. In my line of work, people complain about all sorts of shiat, then say "fark it" and move on, like a biatchy tornado.

Heh...true. I rarely make sense. But orgasms are serious business!!


Good thing it's Saturday.
 
Skr
2012-07-28 11:24:35 AM  
Yeah I know it is the daily mail and probably as real as a $2 bill at taco bell, but that faking it every time stat makes me wonder if some of those ladies are just unable to orgasm at all. Toss in some SRI or hormonal birth control and the issue could just compound.
 
2012-07-28 11:29:10 AM  

Vangor: itsdan: That's as bad as women who learn what guys like from crappy magazines.

100 secrets which drive men wild an issue, one issue every month, twelve months in a year; by now, there have been printed more secrets than a man has neurons to process them.


Don't forget 15 secrets to losing weight fast. Every single month. 12 months per year.
 
2012-07-28 11:34:15 AM  
Yay! Women are stupid, manipulative liars and men are either careless, farting oafs or true heros in the sack!

Who knew sex was so simple?!
 
2012-07-28 11:35:25 AM  

DeltaPunch: Vangor: itsdan: That's as bad as women who learn what guys like from crappy magazines.

100 secrets which drive men wild an issue, one issue every month, twelve months in a year; by now, there have been printed more secrets than a man has neurons to process them.

Don't forget 15 secrets to losing weight fast. Every single month. 12 months per year.


Yeah, between all the "how to please a man" articles and the weight-loss articles, I'm convinced that most women are buying the magazines for the shoe ads.
 
2012-07-28 11:45:50 AM  

sendtodave: downstairs: CruJones: luckily the GF does not fake it. How do I know? Because we're honest and communicate. Also, she lets me know. "you aren't done yet!"

Also, its pretty damn easy to know if a girl you're with had an orgasm. Maybe not as easy as a guy, but ya know... things happen.

Eye rolling, toe curling, noise making, and kegals can be done voluntarily, too, you know.


Maybe, but I doubt one could really fake it that well. Meh... I don't have to worry about it. The girl I'm with is honest. The fact that she can say "Meh... it ain't happening today" after 30 minutes of going at it pretty much tells me she's not faking it when it does happen.
 
2012-07-28 11:46:57 AM  

educated: Yay! Women are stupid, manipulative liars and men are either careless, farting oafs or true heros in the sack!

Who knew sex was so simple?!



I'm here to represent the farting oaf side of the debate. I mean I would be, if I could be bothered. pfffffrrrrrrrt.
 
2012-07-28 11:48:24 AM  
I don't pay them to have orgasms.
 
2012-07-28 11:48:33 AM  

DeltaPunch: Vangor: itsdan: That's as bad as women who learn what guys like from crappy magazines.

100 secrets which drive men wild an issue, one issue every month, twelve months in a year; by now, there have been printed more secrets than a man has neurons to process them.

Don't forget 15 secrets to losing weight fast. Every single month. 12 months per year.


The ultimate seasonal monthly sexpert sex guide bedroom bible hitlist rollup service pack replay repeat top 5,000 sex tips, selected at random from our readers and scrubbed over by lawyers and advertisers, guaranteed not to offend WalMart shoppers. Also, your boyfriend is cheating on you, so don't have sex just buy what we're hocking and masturbate to the shirtless guy on page 70.
 
2012-07-28 11:53:10 AM  

educated: Yay! Women are stupid, manipulative liars and men are either careless, farting oafs or true heros in the sack!

Who knew sex was so simple?!


Right? The article talks about how much trust they have in their man by reading their email and lying about orgasms. And men are the untrustworthy ones....
 
2012-07-28 11:53:20 AM  

s2s2s2: sendtodave: downstairs: CruJones: luckily the GF does not fake it. How do I know? Because we're honest and communicate. Also, she lets me know. "you aren't done yet!"

Also, its pretty damn easy to know if a girl you're with had an orgasm. Maybe not as easy as a guy, but ya know... things happen.

Eye rolling, toe curling, noise making, and kegals can be done voluntarily, too, you know.

When those are followed by a gush of moisture and a sudden disinterest I continuing, you know.


Just because I puked on you and then passed out it doesn't mean I had an orgasm.
 
2012-07-28 11:55:09 AM  

Dreyelle: s2s2s2: sendtodave: downstairs: CruJones: luckily the GF does not fake it. How do I know? Because we're honest and communicate. Also, she lets me know. "you aren't done yet!"

Also, its pretty damn easy to know if a girl you're with had an orgasm. Maybe not as easy as a guy, but ya know... things happen.

Eye rolling, toe curling, noise making, and kegals can be done voluntarily, too, you know.

When those are followed by a gush of moisture and a sudden disinterest I continuing, you know.

Just because I puked on you and then passed out it doesn't mean I had an orgasm.


There are people who will pay good money for that sort of thing, you know.
 
2012-07-28 11:55:16 AM  

Dreyelle: s2s2s2: sendtodave: downstairs: CruJones: luckily the GF does not fake it. How do I know? Because we're honest and communicate. Also, she lets me know. "you aren't done yet!"

Also, its pretty damn easy to know if a girl you're with had an orgasm. Maybe not as easy as a guy, but ya know... things happen.

Eye rolling, toe curling, noise making, and kegals can be done voluntarily, too, you know.

When those are followed by a gush of moisture and a sudden disinterest I continuing, you know.

Just because I puked on you and then passed out it doesn't mean I had an orgasm.


Yeah, but I put a spoonful in your butt and had a couple more.
 
2012-07-28 11:56:14 AM  

onyxruby: The problem is that many guys don't know how to give a woman an orgasm. What you really need is your friendly Lesbian who can teach you how the woman's body and mind work for sex.

Learn how to give orgasms and you'll get laid more often. It's easier to get relaid than constantly have to find new partners because your lousy in bed. Safer too without as many partners. Your partner should also be trying harder to please you and that gives you better sex.


I'm all for that, but some of us are severely shy, emotionally crippled (but not in the cool or useful way), or otherwise have difficulty hooking up with large numbers of strangers so as to get sufficient practice.

I'm also fat and hairy, which might do it for some guys (I have yet to understand why), but...not for any chicks I've met (and I'm male-into-females straight, I'm sure that comes as a huge disapointment to all the gay men and lesbians out there, because heaven knows I'm such a catch).

In sexual relationships, my love is to give her an orgasm (cause, you know, 45 seconds and a feather and I'm good). It makes me feel like....I dunno. Good? Like I've accomplished something? I dunno. Just much more exciting to make her go over than to do the same to myself at this point.
 
2012-07-28 11:57:32 AM  

Dreyelle: s2s2s2: sendtodave: downstairs: CruJones: luckily the GF does not fake it. How do I know? Because we're honest and communicate. Also, she lets me know. "you aren't done yet!"

Also, its pretty damn easy to know if a girl you're with had an orgasm. Maybe not as easy as a guy, but ya know... things happen.

Eye rolling, toe curling, noise making, and kegals can be done voluntarily, too, you know.

When those are followed by a gush of moisture and a sudden disinterest I continuing, you know.

Just because I puked on you and then passed out it doesn't mean I had an orgasm.


chzdatingfails.files.wordpress.com

/How YOU doin' ?
//Can I buy you an ipecac colada ?
 
2012-07-28 12:00:51 PM  
Best way to deal with possible fakers is to tie them down and force them to have so many orgasms they beg you to stop. Some take longer than others, but unless they have a physical deformity, almost all women can be brought to orgasm.
 
2012-07-28 12:01:25 PM  
I love articles like this, as if women have a corner on faking. Women fake orgasms. Men feign interest in what women are saying.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRRotGoKK2o
 
2012-07-28 12:04:51 PM  

kroonermanblack: (I have yet to understand why)


My assumption based on no evidence I know of but a basic understanding of how homosexuality might emerge in several ways as a combination of genetics and environmental influences is pronounced masculine or feminine features combined with gender roles and sex identification leading to an idea of what men or women resemble and sexual attraction to either the opposite extreme or strong similarity. Basically, the same thing which determines this or that guy is gay gave them pronounced masculine features which colors the perception of what a man is, and therefore sexual attraction is to this type.

Hopefully understandable.
 
2012-07-28 12:04:58 PM  
Ladies first. If she is a squirter, don't stop until you get a gusher. That can't be faked. Just don't mistake it for urination.
 
2012-07-28 12:09:53 PM  
If she's not going to have an orgasm anyway, I guess it should be okay to put it in her butt. It's all about me now, quite liberating, thanks for the info.
 
2012-07-28 12:11:18 PM  
Some of these comments frighten me terribly.

/Young dude.
//Turn 20 yrs old next month.
///Trying to decide if dating is worth the time and effort.
////Getting off of your lawn now.
 
2012-07-28 12:12:39 PM  

InternetSecurityGuard: Ladies first. If she is a squirter, don't stop until you get a gusher. That can't be faked. Just don't mistake it for urination.




You don't see a contradiction there ?
 
2012-07-28 12:13:37 PM  
fellas, if you are doing your job properly, the resultant physical reaction is actually impossible to fake, unless you know a woman who can quiver and shake on command...
 
2012-07-28 12:14:45 PM  

Summer Glau's Love Slave: Some of these comments frighten me terribly.

/Young dude.
//Turn 20 yrs old next month.
///Trying to decide if dating is worth the time and effort.
////Getting off of your lawn now.


At 20 there's nothing to decide is there? You want to stick it in any and everything that moves right?

You're not supposed to swear off women and question the worth of the whole game until you've thoroughly sickened yourself with your man-whorish behaviour, AFAICT.
 
2012-07-28 12:15:27 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: WhippingBoy: Actually, in a genuine attempt to make myself less ignorant and get a better perspective on other people's experiences, I've recently been "lurking" at some of the more popular feminist web sites. While it has opened my eyes in a number of areas (and, I think, actually made me a slightly better person with more empathy for others), the signal to noise ratio at these sites is fairly low. I guess I'm just overly-sensitive due to the (perceived) number of "feminists" who blame ALL their problems on men (or, to be more correct, the "hegemonic Patriarchy" of straight, white, male "colonialists"). When you're immersed in something, it's sometimes hard to remember that it's not representative of the major population.

What the fark is that shiat!?!

Ok, I get you, and you should step backwards, though... slowly. You're looking through the looking glass...
I was a Philosophy major (yeah, yeah, I know) and in one of my Epistemology classes we had a day of going over "Feminist Philosophy", I make the 'mistake' during the subsequent discussion of being a chick and using the word "chick". There were only two girls in the class who gave me hell, and actually the sexes were about 50/50... the rest of the class was amused.
Just try to remember that those fringe groups do not speak for everyone.


""I like your Feminism, I do not like your Feminists."
- Gandhi
 
2012-07-28 12:33:43 PM  

picturescrazy: clowncar on fire: CruJones: 1) yes, as a man I've faked it. Just not gonna happen, so I faked it. Caveat: condom needed
2) I would definitely take the male pill
3) luckily the GF does not fake it. How do I know? Because we're honest and communicate. Also, she lets me know. "you aren't done yet!"

/faking it only makes us think we're doing it how you like, reinforcing what obviously actually is not working

You can't fake it with an empty rubber. It would be kin to handing over the host an nearly empty barfbag with a couple crackers in it and claiming their dinner made you sick. Easier to fake it on the spot without the rubber and let her figure it out later...

So you give her your condom when you're done?


It's

clowncar on fire: CruJones: 1) yes, as a man I've faked it. Just not gonna happen, so I faked it. Caveat: condom needed
2) I would definitely take the male pill
3) luckily the GF does not fake it. How do I know? Because we're honest and communicate. Also, she lets me know. "you aren't done yet!"

/faking it only makes us think we're doing it how you like, reinforcing what obviously actually is not working

You can't fake it with an empty rubber. It would be kin to handing over the host an nearly empty barfbag with a couple crackers in it and claiming their dinner made you sick. Easier to fake it on the spot without the rubber and let her figure it out later...


Why would I hand the girl the rubber? "Here babe, feel free to finish this later?"

That's what toilets are for.
 
2012-07-28 12:40:40 PM  
This thread is veering from interesting into grotesque.

/Somebody toss it a spooge towel.
 
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