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(Daily Mail)   One quarter of women admit to faking orgasm EVERY time they have sex with someone other than you   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 138
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2012-07-28 03:16:17 AM  
One quarter of woman? So, 25% of me fakes an orgasm while with someone else?

Haha! Drink much?

And yes, I had my orgasm elsewhere.
 
2012-07-28 03:35:07 AM  
Of course one quarter of a woman is faking an orgasm; the other 3/4s are busy swallowing my massive junk in their mouth.
 
2012-07-28 04:02:02 AM  
Meanwhile, No Quarter of Led Zeppelin is fun to smoke up to.
 
2012-07-28 09:05:26 AM  
Is this 1/4 woman related to Horatio?

That's not too obscure, is it?
 
2012-07-28 09:56:22 AM  
One quarter of woman admit to faking orgasm EVERY time they have sex with someone other than younot being able to communicate their feelings to their partners
 
2012-07-28 10:10:08 AM  
I go through a lot to make sure I get my orgasm, let her worry about her own.


The capitol of Nebraska is Lincoln
 
2012-07-28 10:11:37 AM  
Better get yours, 'cause I gets mine.
 
2012-07-28 10:11:51 AM  
Wait, which woman are we talking about here?
 
2012-07-28 10:12:42 AM  
Im faking mine right now, and im a guy...dont try this at home
 
2012-07-28 10:13:32 AM  
Their problem. If you don't ask for what you want, how can ever expect to get it?
 
2012-07-28 10:20:19 AM  
So?
 
2012-07-28 10:21:26 AM  
Juuuuust kidding...I'll give you an orgasm, toots.

/used to work at sex shop
//you're gonna be fine
 
2012-07-28 10:24:35 AM  
1) yes, as a man I've faked it. Just not gonna happen, so I faked it. Caveat: condom needed
2) I would definitely take the male pill
3) luckily the GF does not fake it. How do I know? Because we're honest and communicate. Also, she lets me know. "you aren't done yet!"

/faking it only makes us think we're doing it how you like, reinforcing what obviously actually is not working
 
2012-07-28 10:25:26 AM  
That's not surprising. Female sexual dysfunctions are extremely common. Some poor ladies aren't as sensitive as others down there, so they will never get to experience the joy of an awesome orgasm. Other ladies are just naive. It should be a requirement that all women own some type of basic sex toy to practice with. That's the only way to get good at sex!
 
2012-07-28 10:25:27 AM  
Q: Why do women fake orgasms?

A: Women have orgasms?

/alternate A: Who cares?
 
2012-07-28 10:25:40 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-07-28 10:25:46 AM  
Four quarters of men don't care as long as they get left alone afterwards to fall asleep.
 
2012-07-28 10:27:58 AM  

Rush's_pills: Four quarters of men don't care as long as they get left alone afterwards to fall asleep.


It's more like 3/4 of me, with the remaining 1/4 spending the time between awake and asleep wondering when she's gonna get back with that sammich.
 
2012-07-28 10:28:22 AM  
The problem is that many guys don't know how to give a woman an orgasm. What you really need is your friendly Lesbian who can teach you how the woman's body and mind work for sex.

Learn how to give orgasms and you'll get laid more often. It's easier to get relaid than constantly have to find new partners because your lousy in bed. Safer too without as many partners. Your partner should also be trying harder to please you and that gives you better sex.
 
2012-07-28 10:29:06 AM  
Just going to say, if you are faking an orgasm you have two problems. First is the obvious issue with the partner, but the other is your own lack of interest in sex and lack of self-worth; how do you stay with someone who you are unwilling to have an honest sexual discussion when this fulfills a basic human need?
 
2012-07-28 10:30:01 AM  

CruJones: luckily the GF does not fake it. How do I know? Because we're honest and communicate. Also, she lets me know. "you aren't done yet!"


Also, its pretty damn easy to know if a girl you're with had an orgasm. Maybe not as easy as a guy, but ya know... things happen.
 
2012-07-28 10:31:36 AM  

Vangor: Just going to say, if you are faking an orgasm you have two problems. First is the obvious issue with the partner, but the other is your own lack of interest in sex and lack of self-worth; how do you stay with someone who you are unwilling to have an honest sexual discussion when this fulfills a basic human need?


I honestly have nothing else to say. But here I am saying things. Weird.
 
2012-07-28 10:32:19 AM  

onyxruby: The problem is that many guys don't know how to give a woman an orgasm. What you really need is your friendly Lesbian who can teach you how the woman's body and mind work for sex.


Screw that, I have zero interest in talking with someone who doesn't know their way around a penis.

I'll just use this instead:
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-07-28 10:32:25 AM  

Krymson Tyde: Is this 1/4 woman related to Horatio?

That's not too obscure, is it?


Andy Griffith show episode when Opie is saving for his girlfriend's coat. Hilarious scene.

Poor Horatio...
 
2012-07-28 10:34:21 AM  
So women can't do everything better than me?
 
2012-07-28 10:34:52 AM  

onyxruby: The problem is that many guys don't know how to give a woman an orgasm. What you really need is your friendly Lesbian who can teach you how the woman's body and mind work for sex.


That's as bad as women who learn what guys like from crappy magazines.
 
2012-07-28 10:36:19 AM  
Doesn't matter, had sex.
 
2012-07-28 10:37:50 AM  

DrBrownCow: Krymson Tyde: Is this 1/4 woman related to Horatio?

That's not too obscure, is it?

Andy Griffith show episode when Opie is saving for his girlfriend's coat. Hilarious scene.

Poor Horatio...


YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
 
2012-07-28 10:40:15 AM  

itsdan: That's as bad as women who learn what guys like from crappy magazines.


100 secrets which drive men wild an issue, one issue every month, twelve months in a year; by now, there have been printed more secrets than a man has neurons to process them.
 
2012-07-28 10:41:11 AM  

downstairs: CruJones: luckily the GF does not fake it. How do I know? Because we're honest and communicate. Also, she lets me know. "you aren't done yet!"

Also, its pretty damn easy to know if a girl you're with had an orgasm. Maybe not as easy as a guy, but ya know... things happen.


Eye rolling, toe curling, noise making, and kegals can be done voluntarily, too, you know.
 
2012-07-28 10:42:31 AM  

onyxruby: The problem is that many guys don't know how to give a woman an orgasm. What you really need is your friendly Lesbian who can teach you how the woman's body and mind work for sex.

Learn how to give orgasms and you'll get laid more often. It's easier to get relaid than constantly have to find new partners because your lousy in bed. Safer too without as many partners. Your partner should also be trying harder to please you and that gives you better sex.


Are you saying straight women don't know how? Maybe women should be better at getting their orgasms.
 
2012-07-28 10:43:41 AM  
And I care, why?
 
2012-07-28 10:44:40 AM  

sendtodave: downstairs: CruJones: luckily the GF does not fake it. How do I know? Because we're honest and communicate. Also, she lets me know. "you aren't done yet!"

Also, its pretty damn easy to know if a girl you're with had an orgasm. Maybe not as easy as a guy, but ya know... things happen.

Eye rolling, toe curling, noise making, and kegals can be done voluntarily, too, you know.


When those are followed by a gush of moisture and a sudden disinterest I continuing, you know.
 
2012-07-28 10:46:15 AM  
This is typical feminist rhetoric...

"As a man, YOU need to change YOUR behavior so that MY problem gets solved"

/It gets tired. It really, really does.
 
2012-07-28 10:47:05 AM  

s2s2s2: When those are followed by a gush of moisture and a sudden disinterest I continuing, you know.


Urination, and she was really disinterested from the start.
 
2012-07-28 10:47:21 AM  
Maybe they want to finish early so they can get to making that sandwich?
 
2012-07-28 10:47:50 AM  
If she's faking it, shame on her...but only if every effort has been made to get her there.


I've found that the quality of mine is directly proportional to the quality of my wife's. Ensuring she gets hers first is a fantastic investment in my immediate future.
 
2012-07-28 10:50:59 AM  
i44.photobucket.com

Fake fake fake...
 
2012-07-28 10:51:27 AM  
That's sad.
 
2012-07-28 10:52:00 AM  

sendtodave: s2s2s2: When those are followed by a gush of moisture and a sudden disinterest I continuing, you know.

Urination, and she was really disinterested from the start.


Hahaha. YMMV;)
 
2012-07-28 10:52:03 AM  

CruJones: 1) yes, as a man I've faked it. Just not gonna happen, so I faked it. Caveat: condom needed
2) I would definitely take the male pill
3) luckily the GF does not fake it. How do I know? Because we're honest and communicate. Also, she lets me know. "you aren't done yet!"

/faking it only makes us think we're doing it how you like, reinforcing what obviously actually is not working


You can't fake it with an empty rubber. It would be kin to handing over the host an nearly empty barfbag with a couple crackers in it and claiming their dinner made you sick. Easier to fake it on the spot without the rubber and let her figure it out later...
 
2012-07-28 10:54:14 AM  
Wouldn't it be easier just to tell your partner what makes you feel good?

/Seriously
//I have never understood the "faking it" thing.
 
2012-07-28 10:55:12 AM  

clowncar on fire: CruJones: 1) yes, as a man I've faked it. Just not gonna happen, so I faked it. Caveat: condom needed
2) I would definitely take the male pill
3) luckily the GF does not fake it. How do I know? Because we're honest and communicate. Also, she lets me know. "you aren't done yet!"

/faking it only makes us think we're doing it how you like, reinforcing what obviously actually is not working

You can't fake it with an empty rubber. It would be kin to handing over the host an nearly empty barfbag with a couple crackers in it and claiming their dinner made you sick. Easier to fake it on the spot without the rubber and let her figure it out later...


Show of hands: how many women are going to check the condom?
 
2012-07-28 10:56:17 AM  

Cybernetic: Wouldn't it be easier just to tell your partner what makes you feel good?

/Seriously
//I have never understood the "faking it" thing.


Women want equal rights, plus to be able to biatch about everything men do. It's more important than orgasms.
 
2012-07-28 10:57:52 AM  

Cybernetic: Wouldn't it be easier just to tell your partner what makes you feel good?


Maybe, but then I'd have to talk to her. She'd bring up feelings. I hate that shiat. I'd rather just stick it in her a couple of times a month and hope for the best.
 
2012-07-28 10:58:14 AM  
Does it make me weird that I fake orgasms when I masturbate?
 
2012-07-28 10:58:47 AM  

sendtodave: downstairs: CruJones: luckily the GF does not fake it. How do I know? Because we're honest and communicate. Also, she lets me know. "you aren't done yet!"

Also, its pretty damn easy to know if a girl you're with had an orgasm. Maybe not as easy as a guy, but ya know... things happen.

Eye rolling, toe curling, noise making, and kegals can be done voluntarily, too, you know.


Yeah, but you can't fake the EEG.
 
2012-07-28 10:59:26 AM  

farkityfarker: Does it make me weird that I fake orgasms when I masturbate?


That depends. Are you a fundamentally dishonest person who has an odd compulsion to avoid discrimination? Because then I'd be surprised if you weren't doing it.
 
2012-07-28 11:01:03 AM  
I've never faked an orgasm. Why would I want to encourage a dude to do it wrong? It makes no sense.

Although I'm one of the lucky few that is multi-orgasmic. Yay me!
 
2012-07-28 11:01:50 AM  

anuran: sendtodave: downstairs: CruJones: luckily the GF does not fake it. How do I know? Because we're honest and communicate. Also, she lets me know. "you aren't done yet!"

Also, its pretty damn easy to know if a girl you're with had an orgasm. Maybe not as easy as a guy, but ya know... things happen.

Eye rolling, toe curling, noise making, and kegals can be done voluntarily, too, you know.

Yeah, but you can't fake the EEG.


upload.wikimedia.org

The only way to be sure.
 
2012-07-28 11:02:41 AM  

WhippingBoy: This is typical feminist rhetoric...

"As a man, YOU need to change YOUR behavior so that MY problem gets solved"

/It gets tired. It really, really does.


You should probably stop hanging out with feminists then. I do not know any women who think this way, myself included.

/just sounds like you have bad taste in people; or you wear blinders and only see what you want to see...
//OR, you think "Jezebel" is a correct descriptive of all modern women. Hint: It's not.
 
2012-07-28 11:07:44 AM  

farkin_noob: I've never faked an orgasm. Why would I want to encourage a dude to do it wrong? It makes no sense.

Although I'm one of the lucky few that is multi-orgasmic. Yay me!


Obligatory " How you doin' "

//Seems like you doin' fine.
 
2012-07-28 11:07:45 AM  

farkin_noob: I've never faked an orgasm. Why would I want to encourage a dude to do it wrong? It makes no sense.

Although I'm one of the lucky few that is multi-orgasmic. Yay me!


How YOU doin'?

Eh, on second thought, sounds like too much work. I'm going to go take a nap.
 
2012-07-28 11:08:15 AM  

farkin_noob: I've never faked an orgasm. Why would I want to encourage a dude to do it wrong? It makes no sense.

Although I'm one of the lucky few that is multi-orgasmic. Yay me!


High five. My gf is like that too. Not too worried about her faking when she says things like, "I think I have one more in there."
 
2012-07-28 11:08:31 AM  

anuran: Yeah, but you can't fake the EEG.


CSB:

I was with this chick one time who I thought was faking because she was totally overacting with the muscle contractions and the shiatting, so I hooked her up and hey, seizures.
 
2012-07-28 11:09:51 AM  

CapeFearCadaver: WhippingBoy: This is typical feminist rhetoric...

"As a man, YOU need to change YOUR behavior so that MY problem gets solved"

/It gets tired. It really, really does.

You should probably stop hanging out with feminists then. I do not know any women who think this way, myself included.

/just sounds like you have bad taste in people; or you wear blinders and only see what you want to see...
//OR, you think "Jezebel" is a correct descriptive of all modern women. Hint: It's not.


Actually, in a genuine attempt to make myself less ignorant and get a better perspective on other people's experiences, I've recently been "lurking" at some of the more popular feminist web sites. While it has opened my eyes in a number of areas (and, I think, actually made me a slightly better person with more empathy for others), the signal to noise ratio at these sites is fairly low. I guess I'm just overly-sensitive due to the (perceived) number of "feminists" who blame ALL their problems on men (or, to be more correct, the "hegemonic Patriarchy" of straight, white, male "colonialists"). When you're immersed in something, it's sometimes hard to remember that it's not representative of the major population.
 
2012-07-28 11:10:06 AM  

freespirited: I had my orgasm elsewhere.


That's glib.
 
2012-07-28 11:10:12 AM  

s2s2s2: clowncar on fire: CruJones: 1) yes, as a man I've faked it. Just not gonna happen, so I faked it. Caveat: condom needed
2) I would definitely take the male pill
3) luckily the GF does not fake it. How do I know? Because we're honest and communicate. Also, she lets me know. "you aren't done yet!"

/faking it only makes us think we're doing it how you like, reinforcing what obviously actually is not working

You can't fake it with an empty rubber. It would be kin to handing over the host an nearly empty barfbag with a couple crackers in it and claiming their dinner made you sick. Easier to fake it on the spot without the rubber and let her figure it out later...

Show of hands: how many women are going to check the condom?


Really. Take the rubber off, walk over to bathroom, wrap it in toilet paper and throw it away into garbage can. If she really wants to look, I don't think I really care to try her again.
 
2012-07-28 11:10:13 AM  

sendtodave: s2s2s2: When those are followed by a gush of moisture and a sudden disinterest I continuing, you know.

Urination, and she was really disinterested from the start.


I tried that once. It didnt go over so well.

/male
 
2012-07-28 11:10:50 AM  

farkin_noob: I've never faked an orgasm. Why would I want to encourage a dude to do it wrong? It makes no sense.

Although I'm one of the lucky few that is multi-orgasmic. Yay me!


Since when does the stuff people do make sense? Living your life as a bizarre stream-of-consciousness, reflexively complaining but not wanting to do anything about it, is human. In my line of work, people complain about all sorts of shiat, then say "fark it" and move on, like a biatchy tornado.
 
2012-07-28 11:10:53 AM  
What is this female orgasm you speak of? With all the thrashing, moaning, fist clenching and cursing how could she possibly be having an orgasm?
 
2012-07-28 11:11:29 AM  

clowncar on fire: CruJones: 1) yes, as a man I've faked it. Just not gonna happen, so I faked it. Caveat: condom needed
2) I would definitely take the male pill
3) luckily the GF does not fake it. How do I know? Because we're honest and communicate. Also, she lets me know. "you aren't done yet!"

/faking it only makes us think we're doing it how you like, reinforcing what obviously actually is not working

You can't fake it with an empty rubber. It would be kin to handing over the host an nearly empty barfbag with a couple crackers in it and claiming their dinner made you sick. Easier to fake it on the spot without the rubber and let her figure it out later...


So you give her your condom when you're done?
 
2012-07-28 11:13:09 AM  

WhippingBoy: CapeFearCadaver: WhippingBoy: This is typical feminist rhetoric...

"As a man, YOU need to change YOUR behavior so that MY problem gets solved"

/It gets tired. It really, really does.

You should probably stop hanging out with feminists then. I do not know any women who think this way, myself included.

/just sounds like you have bad taste in people; or you wear blinders and only see what you want to see...
//OR, you think "Jezebel" is a correct descriptive of all modern women. Hint: It's not.

Actually, in a genuine attempt to make myself less ignorant and get a better perspective on other people's experiences, I've recently been "lurking" at some of the more popular feminist web sites. While it has opened my eyes in a number of areas (and, I think, actually made me a slightly better person with more empathy for others), the signal to noise ratio at these sites is fairly low. I guess I'm just overly-sensitive due to the (perceived) number of "feminists" who blame ALL their problems on men (or, to be more correct, the "hegemonic Patriarchy" of straight, white, male "colonialists"). When you're immersed in something, it's sometimes hard to remember that it's not representative of the major population.


Now you're just mansplaining your entitlement away...

>.>
 
2012-07-28 11:14:59 AM  
"I'll have what she's having."
 
2012-07-28 11:15:35 AM  
Makes me think of this by Jim Jefferies ... www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPdbvpjoq70
 
2012-07-28 11:15:42 AM  

Nakito: "I'll have what she's having."


Okay, but then you're getting anal.
 
2012-07-28 11:16:42 AM  

UsikFark: farkin_noob: I've never faked an orgasm. Why would I want to encourage a dude to do it wrong? It makes no sense.

Although I'm one of the lucky few that is multi-orgasmic. Yay me!

Since when does the stuff people do make sense? Living your life as a bizarre stream-of-consciousness, reflexively complaining but not wanting to do anything about it, is human. In my line of work, people complain about all sorts of shiat, then say "fark it" and move on, like a biatchy tornado.


Heh...true. I rarely make sense. But orgasms are serious business!!
 
2012-07-28 11:18:53 AM  

WhippingBoy: CapeFearCadaver: WhippingBoy: This is typical feminist rhetoric...

"As a man, YOU need to change YOUR behavior so that MY problem gets solved"

/It gets tired. It really, really does.

You should probably stop hanging out with feminists then. I do not know any women who think this way, myself included.

/just sounds like you have bad taste in people; or you wear blinders and only see what you want to see...
//OR, you think "Jezebel" is a correct descriptive of all modern women. Hint: It's not.

Actually, in a genuine attempt to make myself less ignorant and get a better perspective on other people's experiences, I've recently been "lurking" at some of the more popular feminist web sites. While it has opened my eyes in a number of areas (and, I think, actually made me a slightly better person with more empathy for others), the signal to noise ratio at these sites is fairly low. I guess I'm just overly-sensitive due to the (perceived) number of "feminists" who blame ALL their problems on men (or, to be more correct, the "hegemonic Patriarchy" of straight, white, male "colonialists"). When you're immersed in something, it's sometimes hard to remember that it's not representative of the major population.


Dpes that mean most people arent Farkers?

Sad. I thought I was special
 
2012-07-28 11:19:18 AM  

farkin_noob: I've never faked an orgasm. Why would I want to encourage a dude to do it wrong? It makes no sense.

Although I'm one of the lucky few that is multi-orgasmic. Yay me!


Some women aren't multi-orgasmic?!?
Never met one.
 
2012-07-28 11:21:48 AM  

blood_and_thunder: farkin_noob: I've never faked an orgasm. Why would I want to encourage a dude to do it wrong? It makes no sense.

Although I'm one of the lucky few that is multi-orgasmic. Yay me!

Some women aren't multi-orgasmic?!?
Never met one.


They were all faking. :-P
 
2012-07-28 11:22:14 AM  

blood_and_thunder: farkin_noob: I've never faked an orgasm. Why would I want to encourage a dude to do it wrong? It makes no sense.

Although I'm one of the lucky few that is multi-orgasmic. Yay me!

Some women aren't multi-orgasmic?!?
Never met one.


You should look somewhere outside of the gym you have to be at in 26 minutes.
 
2012-07-28 11:23:26 AM  

blood_and_thunder: farkin_noob: I've never faked an orgasm. Why would I want to encourage a dude to do it wrong? It makes no sense.

Although I'm one of the lucky few that is multi-orgasmic. Yay me!

Some women aren't multi-orgasmic?!?
Never met one.


You have had, or witnessed, sex with every woman you have ever met?

You are my new hero.
 
2012-07-28 11:23:51 AM  

WhippingBoy: Actually, in a genuine attempt to make myself less ignorant and get a better perspective on other people's experiences, I've recently been "lurking" at some of the more popular feminist web sites. While it has opened my eyes in a number of areas (and, I think, actually made me a slightly better person with more empathy for others), the signal to noise ratio at these sites is fairly low. I guess I'm just overly-sensitive due to the (perceived) number of "feminists" who blame ALL their problems on men (or, to be more correct, the "hegemonic Patriarchy" of straight, white, male "colonialists"). When you're immersed in something, it's sometimes hard to remember that it's not representative of the major population.


What the fark is that shiat!?!

Ok, I get you, and you should step backwards, though... slowly. You're looking through the looking glass...
I was a Philosophy major (yeah, yeah, I know) and in one of my Epistemology classes we had a day of going over "Feminist Philosophy", I make the 'mistake' during the subsequent discussion of being a chick and using the word "chick". There were only two girls in the class who gave me hell, and actually the sexes were about 50/50... the rest of the class was amused.
Just try to remember that those fringe groups do not speak for everyone.
 
2012-07-28 11:24:07 AM  

farkin_noob: UsikFark: farkin_noob: I've never faked an orgasm. Why would I want to encourage a dude to do it wrong? It makes no sense.

Although I'm one of the lucky few that is multi-orgasmic. Yay me!

Since when does the stuff people do make sense? Living your life as a bizarre stream-of-consciousness, reflexively complaining but not wanting to do anything about it, is human. In my line of work, people complain about all sorts of shiat, then say "fark it" and move on, like a biatchy tornado.

Heh...true. I rarely make sense. But orgasms are serious business!!


Good thing it's Saturday.
 
Skr
2012-07-28 11:24:35 AM  
Yeah I know it is the daily mail and probably as real as a $2 bill at taco bell, but that faking it every time stat makes me wonder if some of those ladies are just unable to orgasm at all. Toss in some SRI or hormonal birth control and the issue could just compound.
 
2012-07-28 11:29:10 AM  

Vangor: itsdan: That's as bad as women who learn what guys like from crappy magazines.

100 secrets which drive men wild an issue, one issue every month, twelve months in a year; by now, there have been printed more secrets than a man has neurons to process them.


Don't forget 15 secrets to losing weight fast. Every single month. 12 months per year.
 
2012-07-28 11:34:15 AM  
Yay! Women are stupid, manipulative liars and men are either careless, farting oafs or true heros in the sack!

Who knew sex was so simple?!
 
2012-07-28 11:35:25 AM  

DeltaPunch: Vangor: itsdan: That's as bad as women who learn what guys like from crappy magazines.

100 secrets which drive men wild an issue, one issue every month, twelve months in a year; by now, there have been printed more secrets than a man has neurons to process them.

Don't forget 15 secrets to losing weight fast. Every single month. 12 months per year.


Yeah, between all the "how to please a man" articles and the weight-loss articles, I'm convinced that most women are buying the magazines for the shoe ads.
 
2012-07-28 11:45:50 AM  

sendtodave: downstairs: CruJones: luckily the GF does not fake it. How do I know? Because we're honest and communicate. Also, she lets me know. "you aren't done yet!"

Also, its pretty damn easy to know if a girl you're with had an orgasm. Maybe not as easy as a guy, but ya know... things happen.

Eye rolling, toe curling, noise making, and kegals can be done voluntarily, too, you know.


Maybe, but I doubt one could really fake it that well. Meh... I don't have to worry about it. The girl I'm with is honest. The fact that she can say "Meh... it ain't happening today" after 30 minutes of going at it pretty much tells me she's not faking it when it does happen.
 
2012-07-28 11:46:57 AM  

educated: Yay! Women are stupid, manipulative liars and men are either careless, farting oafs or true heros in the sack!

Who knew sex was so simple?!



I'm here to represent the farting oaf side of the debate. I mean I would be, if I could be bothered. pfffffrrrrrrrt.
 
2012-07-28 11:48:24 AM  
I don't pay them to have orgasms.
 
2012-07-28 11:48:33 AM  

DeltaPunch: Vangor: itsdan: That's as bad as women who learn what guys like from crappy magazines.

100 secrets which drive men wild an issue, one issue every month, twelve months in a year; by now, there have been printed more secrets than a man has neurons to process them.

Don't forget 15 secrets to losing weight fast. Every single month. 12 months per year.


The ultimate seasonal monthly sexpert sex guide bedroom bible hitlist rollup service pack replay repeat top 5,000 sex tips, selected at random from our readers and scrubbed over by lawyers and advertisers, guaranteed not to offend WalMart shoppers. Also, your boyfriend is cheating on you, so don't have sex just buy what we're hocking and masturbate to the shirtless guy on page 70.
 
2012-07-28 11:53:10 AM  

educated: Yay! Women are stupid, manipulative liars and men are either careless, farting oafs or true heros in the sack!

Who knew sex was so simple?!


Right? The article talks about how much trust they have in their man by reading their email and lying about orgasms. And men are the untrustworthy ones....
 
2012-07-28 11:53:20 AM  

s2s2s2: sendtodave: downstairs: CruJones: luckily the GF does not fake it. How do I know? Because we're honest and communicate. Also, she lets me know. "you aren't done yet!"

Also, its pretty damn easy to know if a girl you're with had an orgasm. Maybe not as easy as a guy, but ya know... things happen.

Eye rolling, toe curling, noise making, and kegals can be done voluntarily, too, you know.

When those are followed by a gush of moisture and a sudden disinterest I continuing, you know.


Just because I puked on you and then passed out it doesn't mean I had an orgasm.
 
2012-07-28 11:55:09 AM  

Dreyelle: s2s2s2: sendtodave: downstairs: CruJones: luckily the GF does not fake it. How do I know? Because we're honest and communicate. Also, she lets me know. "you aren't done yet!"

Also, its pretty damn easy to know if a girl you're with had an orgasm. Maybe not as easy as a guy, but ya know... things happen.

Eye rolling, toe curling, noise making, and kegals can be done voluntarily, too, you know.

When those are followed by a gush of moisture and a sudden disinterest I continuing, you know.

Just because I puked on you and then passed out it doesn't mean I had an orgasm.


There are people who will pay good money for that sort of thing, you know.
 
2012-07-28 11:55:16 AM  

Dreyelle: s2s2s2: sendtodave: downstairs: CruJones: luckily the GF does not fake it. How do I know? Because we're honest and communicate. Also, she lets me know. "you aren't done yet!"

Also, its pretty damn easy to know if a girl you're with had an orgasm. Maybe not as easy as a guy, but ya know... things happen.

Eye rolling, toe curling, noise making, and kegals can be done voluntarily, too, you know.

When those are followed by a gush of moisture and a sudden disinterest I continuing, you know.

Just because I puked on you and then passed out it doesn't mean I had an orgasm.


Yeah, but I put a spoonful in your butt and had a couple more.
 
2012-07-28 11:56:14 AM  

onyxruby: The problem is that many guys don't know how to give a woman an orgasm. What you really need is your friendly Lesbian who can teach you how the woman's body and mind work for sex.

Learn how to give orgasms and you'll get laid more often. It's easier to get relaid than constantly have to find new partners because your lousy in bed. Safer too without as many partners. Your partner should also be trying harder to please you and that gives you better sex.


I'm all for that, but some of us are severely shy, emotionally crippled (but not in the cool or useful way), or otherwise have difficulty hooking up with large numbers of strangers so as to get sufficient practice.

I'm also fat and hairy, which might do it for some guys (I have yet to understand why), but...not for any chicks I've met (and I'm male-into-females straight, I'm sure that comes as a huge disapointment to all the gay men and lesbians out there, because heaven knows I'm such a catch).

In sexual relationships, my love is to give her an orgasm (cause, you know, 45 seconds and a feather and I'm good). It makes me feel like....I dunno. Good? Like I've accomplished something? I dunno. Just much more exciting to make her go over than to do the same to myself at this point.
 
2012-07-28 11:57:32 AM  

Dreyelle: s2s2s2: sendtodave: downstairs: CruJones: luckily the GF does not fake it. How do I know? Because we're honest and communicate. Also, she lets me know. "you aren't done yet!"

Also, its pretty damn easy to know if a girl you're with had an orgasm. Maybe not as easy as a guy, but ya know... things happen.

Eye rolling, toe curling, noise making, and kegals can be done voluntarily, too, you know.

When those are followed by a gush of moisture and a sudden disinterest I continuing, you know.

Just because I puked on you and then passed out it doesn't mean I had an orgasm.


chzdatingfails.files.wordpress.com

/How YOU doin' ?
//Can I buy you an ipecac colada ?
 
2012-07-28 12:00:51 PM  
Best way to deal with possible fakers is to tie them down and force them to have so many orgasms they beg you to stop. Some take longer than others, but unless they have a physical deformity, almost all women can be brought to orgasm.
 
2012-07-28 12:01:25 PM  
I love articles like this, as if women have a corner on faking. Women fake orgasms. Men feign interest in what women are saying.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRRotGoKK2o
 
2012-07-28 12:04:51 PM  

kroonermanblack: (I have yet to understand why)


My assumption based on no evidence I know of but a basic understanding of how homosexuality might emerge in several ways as a combination of genetics and environmental influences is pronounced masculine or feminine features combined with gender roles and sex identification leading to an idea of what men or women resemble and sexual attraction to either the opposite extreme or strong similarity. Basically, the same thing which determines this or that guy is gay gave them pronounced masculine features which colors the perception of what a man is, and therefore sexual attraction is to this type.

Hopefully understandable.
 
2012-07-28 12:04:58 PM  
Ladies first. If she is a squirter, don't stop until you get a gusher. That can't be faked. Just don't mistake it for urination.
 
2012-07-28 12:09:53 PM  
If she's not going to have an orgasm anyway, I guess it should be okay to put it in her butt. It's all about me now, quite liberating, thanks for the info.
 
2012-07-28 12:11:18 PM  
Some of these comments frighten me terribly.

/Young dude.
//Turn 20 yrs old next month.
///Trying to decide if dating is worth the time and effort.
////Getting off of your lawn now.
 
2012-07-28 12:12:39 PM  

InternetSecurityGuard: Ladies first. If she is a squirter, don't stop until you get a gusher. That can't be faked. Just don't mistake it for urination.




You don't see a contradiction there ?
 
2012-07-28 12:13:37 PM  
fellas, if you are doing your job properly, the resultant physical reaction is actually impossible to fake, unless you know a woman who can quiver and shake on command...
 
2012-07-28 12:14:45 PM  

Summer Glau's Love Slave: Some of these comments frighten me terribly.

/Young dude.
//Turn 20 yrs old next month.
///Trying to decide if dating is worth the time and effort.
////Getting off of your lawn now.


At 20 there's nothing to decide is there? You want to stick it in any and everything that moves right?

You're not supposed to swear off women and question the worth of the whole game until you've thoroughly sickened yourself with your man-whorish behaviour, AFAICT.
 
2012-07-28 12:15:27 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: WhippingBoy: Actually, in a genuine attempt to make myself less ignorant and get a better perspective on other people's experiences, I've recently been "lurking" at some of the more popular feminist web sites. While it has opened my eyes in a number of areas (and, I think, actually made me a slightly better person with more empathy for others), the signal to noise ratio at these sites is fairly low. I guess I'm just overly-sensitive due to the (perceived) number of "feminists" who blame ALL their problems on men (or, to be more correct, the "hegemonic Patriarchy" of straight, white, male "colonialists"). When you're immersed in something, it's sometimes hard to remember that it's not representative of the major population.

What the fark is that shiat!?!

Ok, I get you, and you should step backwards, though... slowly. You're looking through the looking glass...
I was a Philosophy major (yeah, yeah, I know) and in one of my Epistemology classes we had a day of going over "Feminist Philosophy", I make the 'mistake' during the subsequent discussion of being a chick and using the word "chick". There were only two girls in the class who gave me hell, and actually the sexes were about 50/50... the rest of the class was amused.
Just try to remember that those fringe groups do not speak for everyone.


""I like your Feminism, I do not like your Feminists."
- Gandhi
 
2012-07-28 12:33:43 PM  

picturescrazy: clowncar on fire: CruJones: 1) yes, as a man I've faked it. Just not gonna happen, so I faked it. Caveat: condom needed
2) I would definitely take the male pill
3) luckily the GF does not fake it. How do I know? Because we're honest and communicate. Also, she lets me know. "you aren't done yet!"

/faking it only makes us think we're doing it how you like, reinforcing what obviously actually is not working

You can't fake it with an empty rubber. It would be kin to handing over the host an nearly empty barfbag with a couple crackers in it and claiming their dinner made you sick. Easier to fake it on the spot without the rubber and let her figure it out later...

So you give her your condom when you're done?


It's

clowncar on fire: CruJones: 1) yes, as a man I've faked it. Just not gonna happen, so I faked it. Caveat: condom needed
2) I would definitely take the male pill
3) luckily the GF does not fake it. How do I know? Because we're honest and communicate. Also, she lets me know. "you aren't done yet!"

/faking it only makes us think we're doing it how you like, reinforcing what obviously actually is not working

You can't fake it with an empty rubber. It would be kin to handing over the host an nearly empty barfbag with a couple crackers in it and claiming their dinner made you sick. Easier to fake it on the spot without the rubber and let her figure it out later...


Why would I hand the girl the rubber? "Here babe, feel free to finish this later?"

That's what toilets are for.
 
2012-07-28 12:40:40 PM  
This thread is veering from interesting into grotesque.

/Somebody toss it a spooge towel.
 
2012-07-28 12:43:13 PM  
/faking it only makes us think we're doing it how you like, reinforcing what obviously actually is not working

Can I get this on a t-shirt, instead of the headline?

/tell us what works for you! You talk for hours about stuff nobody cares about, then go quiet when it's important
 
2012-07-28 12:50:12 PM  

bingethinker: /faking it only makes us think we're doing it how you like, reinforcing what obviously actually is not working

Can I get this on a t-shirt, instead of the headline?

/tell us what works for you! You talk for hours about stuff nobody cares about, then go quiet when it's important


Please send $20, a plain white tee, and a sharpie to me and I'll send it back
 
2012-07-28 12:54:14 PM  

bingethinker: /faking it only makes us think we're doing it how you like, reinforcing what obviously actually is not working

Can I get this on a t-shirt, instead of the headline?

/tell us what works for you! You talk for hours about stuff nobody cares about, then go quiet when it's important


If you really cared, you'd know without her having to tell you. If you really cared.
 
2012-07-28 12:55:04 PM  
That's what's nice about oral, you can tell for sure when they orgasm then (WOMEN, that is. Although I guess that applies to men, too.)
 
2012-07-28 12:56:37 PM  
i.qkme.me
 
2012-07-28 01:02:41 PM  
Oh yeah, ladies? Well *I* faked EVERY orgasm!
 
2012-07-28 01:04:27 PM  

itsdan: One quarter of woman admit to faking orgasm EVERY time they have sex with someone other than you not being able to communicate their feelings to their partners


THIS THIS THIS

If we think you like it, we'll keep doing it, rather than figure out how to do it differently so you actually will like it. You've yourself to blame if you're faking.
 
2012-07-28 01:12:58 PM  
I come but she doesn't?

chan.catiewayne.com

/kidding ladies
 
2012-07-28 01:16:19 PM  

topcon: That's what's nice about oral, you can tell for sure when they orgasm then (WOMEN, that is. Although I guess that applies to men, too.)


Ha. No you can't.
 
2012-07-28 01:20:28 PM  

Rush's_pills: DrBrownCow: Krymson Tyde: Is this 1/4 woman related to Horatio?

That's not too obscure, is it?

Andy Griffith show episode when Opie is saving for his girlfriend's coat. Hilarious scene.

Poor Horatio...

YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!


Post is funnier than the clip. I think I'm immune to folksy linguistic misunderstandings.
 
2012-07-28 01:24:43 PM  
sprocketink.com

www.hardwired4life.com

But this is easier

www.gold-cash.com
 
2012-07-28 01:48:01 PM  
Kinda ashamed to admit this, but: I'm a man and I've faked it, more than once. Sometimes it's hard, and I keep going and going, but never get "there".
 
2012-07-28 01:50:41 PM  

JNowe: DeltaPunch: Vangor: itsdan: That's as bad as women who learn what guys like from crappy magazines.

100 secrets which drive men wild an issue, one issue every month, twelve months in a year; by now, there have been printed more secrets than a man has neurons to process them.

Don't forget 15 secrets to losing weight fast. Every single month. 12 months per year.

Yeah, between all the "how to please a man" articles and the weight-loss articles, I'm convinced that most women are buying the magazines for the shoe ads.


The teenagers buy it because they haven't figured out it's bunk yet, and the only adults who read it are in hair salons and wish their stylist would subscribe to something slightly interesting like Backpacking or Sunset.

\At least that's how it is for myself and the women I know.
 
2012-07-28 01:55:42 PM  

One Bad Apple: InternetSecurityGuard: Ladies first. If she is a squirter, don't stop until you get a gusher. That can't be faked. Just don't mistake it for urination.

You don't see a contradiction there ?


There would only be a contradiction if he said 'don't mistake urination for female ejaculation'. But he didn't. He's just wants to make sure that when a squirt noob has it happen, they don't freak out and assume they just got pissed on.

Some fun facts:
1. ALL women are squirters. Some of them just do it more easily than others. It can be mechanically induced, whether she thinks she's capable, or even wants to.

2. It's near impossible for a woman to pee during sex, same as a man. Many women actually halt their own squirting orgasm, by thinking that weird, bladdery pressure they are feeling as they approach climax is them about to pee, so they hold back and miss the chance. If they give in to that peeing feeling and let it go, it's volcano time.
 
2012-07-28 02:17:57 PM  

GDubDub: Kinda ashamed to admit this, but: I'm a man and I've faked it, more than once. Sometimes it's hard, and I keep going and going, but never get "there".


Where? Sin City? You all are sinners. The only time I've ejaculated is for procreation. Except for that dream I had involving Scarlett Johansson, a bacon sunday, a half-dwarf, some gel and a modified paper towel holder.
 
2012-07-28 02:26:33 PM  

Summer Glau's Love Slave: Some of these comments frighten me terribly.

/Young dude.
//Turn 20 yrs old next month.
///Trying to decide if dating is worth the time and effort.
////Getting off of your lawn now.


If you can be Summer Glau's love slave, dating is definitely worth the time and effort.

Okay ladies, somewhere out there is a chick who fakes it all or most of the time. Odds say there's more than one. We need to hear from you.

Me and others are having a hard time understanding this. What are you thinking in not communicating your sexual wants to your partner so s/he can experience the REAL joy of pleasing you? Inquiring minds want to know.
 
2012-07-28 02:26:57 PM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: GDubDub: Kinda ashamed to admit this, but: I'm a man and I've faked it, more than once. Sometimes it's hard, and I keep going and going, but never get "there".

Where? Sin City? You all are sinners. The only time I've ejaculated is for procreation. Except for that dream I had involving Scarlett Johansson, a bacon sunday, a half-dwarf, some gel and a modified paper towel holder.


Is a half dwarf really really small or mid way between normal and dwarf?
 
2012-07-28 03:18:21 PM  

farkin_noob: I've never faked an orgasm. Why would I want to encourage a dude to do it wrong? It makes no sense.

Although I'm one of the lucky few that is multi-orgasmic. Yay me!


For women, it's more the lucky many that can multi. It's the unlucky few that have random issues and can't.

For men, it's something like 1 in 1000, and even that 1 generally requires training to not spit the juices that trigger the slump.

/You can feel like you're almost there after, usually right when she comes a second or third time, but can't quite crest again.
 
2012-07-28 03:22:10 PM  

bugontherug: Okay ladies, somewhere out there is a chick who fakes it all or most of the time. Odds say there's more than one. We need to hear from you.
Me and others are having a hard time understanding this. What are you thinking in not communicating your sexual wants to your partner so s/he can experience the REAL joy of pleasing you? Inquiring minds want to know.


I don't have much of a dog in this fight, since destiny has decided that I will never have sex again and I don't fake orgasms as a rule, but the few times I DID fake it, it was like this: Things are not exactly going four-alarm fire. We continue. I realize that I"m not going to get "there" no matter how long we do it, and finally I tell him to give it up, it's been great, but it's not happening tonight.

He is miffed. WHAT? His sexual powers are not enough for me? I am not fainting in his arms from orgasmic delirium? So he keeps going, keeps trying things that he thinks will work. By this time it's long past time for anything to 'work' for me, so I politely try to tell him to get the fark off me. No, he wants to try something else. So I fake it, to spare his gentle ego, the one that can't handle a woman who can't have an orgasm on demand.

So, inquiring minds would also like to know this: what it is about "I'm all through here, let's try it another time" that you don't understand? Or does sex have a lot more to do with satisfying your ego by getting me off, than actually worrying about whether or not I'm "pleased?"

/nuttin on you, bugontherug. I like you OK. We've never had sex.
 
2012-07-28 03:22:41 PM  

HotIgneous Intruder: This thread is veering from interesting into grotesque.

/Somebody toss it a spooge towel.


Here
i2.ytimg.com
 
2012-07-28 03:25:03 PM  
Well they're not honest about anything else, so why should they be about sex?
 
2012-07-28 03:35:06 PM  

cryinoutloud: topcon: That's what's nice about oral, you can tell for sure when they orgasm then (WOMEN, that is. Although I guess that applies to men, too.)

Ha. No you can't.


Sure you can. Not only does it start to taste different, if you're using a finger also, you can feel spasming. This is a few seconds after she grabs your head and makes sure you're not going anywhere. Now, maybe the spasming could be faked. But I don't see how the different excretion could be. For that matter, that might be unique to some women...I'm not talking about "squirters" here, something much less than that. If the woman I'm with is faking all this, she's doing a pretty good job.
 
2012-07-28 03:35:45 PM  

GDubDub: Kinda ashamed to admit this, but: I'm a man and I've faked it, more than once. Sometimes it's hard, and I keep going and going, but never get "there".


Yeah too much alcohol (and certain other... stimulants) really suck when you're trying to get off and finish.

Which leads us nicely into my favorite story from Ferrett. Don't read if you're squeamish.
 
2012-07-28 04:11:29 PM  
Who cares. Go make me a sammich or get out. Better yet, make me a sammich then get out.
 
2012-07-28 04:53:08 PM  
i1172.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-28 04:57:27 PM  
I wonder how many men fake that a woman gave them an orgasm, rather than the man giving himself an orgasm during sex? Anyone ever think about that? If she's just laying there while he does all the work, he's imagining someone else, or he's the only one ensuring he gets his orgasm (even if he's also trying to make sure she gets hers), is she really "giving him orgasm?"
 
2012-07-28 06:22:17 PM  

Summer Glau's Love Slave: Some of these comments frighten me terribly.

/Young dude.
//Turn 20 yrs old next month.
///Trying to decide if dating is worth the time and effort.
////Getting off of your lawn now.


Fark everything in sight. NOW. Young, old, skinny, fat, stacked, flat, baitchy, nice, sober, drunk, and everything in between. Trust me on this. Leave the computer right now, and get to work. You'll have plenty of time to play on fark in your 30's when you finally get your two children to bed and your wife says she's to tired to screw around...

//If you don't have memories, you'll have nothing.
 
2012-07-28 07:02:26 PM  

topcon: cryinoutloud: topcon: That's what's nice about oral, you can tell for sure when they orgasm then (WOMEN, that is. Although I guess that applies to men, too.)

Ha. No you can't.

Sure you can. Not only does it start to taste different, if you're using a finger also, you can feel spasming. This is a few seconds after she grabs your head and makes sure you're not going anywhere. Now, maybe the spasming could be faked. But I don't see how the different excretion could be. For that matter, that might be unique to some women...I'm not talking about "squirters" here, something much less than that. If the woman I'm with is faking all this, she's doing a pretty good job.


And some women, like the Mrs. Gleeman, get a bright red flush all over their face/chest when they come. Kinda difficult to fake that.
 
2012-07-28 07:33:20 PM  
If men would learn how to have sex skillfully, then women wouldn't need to fake orgasms.

Foreplay, people. And be sure to be light on the touch. There's a reason musicians make better lovers than construction workers.

There are specific techniques one can use to drive your woman wild. Read a book.

If you want a happy relationship, make sure she orgasms before you do. And there are techniques to help with that too.

Take it slow. Take it easy. Pace yourself.

If you want her to go down on you, go down on her first.
 
2012-07-28 07:54:10 PM  
If you're faking 100% of your orgasms, you're what's wrong with your sex life.
 
2012-07-28 09:49:17 PM  

freespirited: And yes, I had my orgasm elsewhere.


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-07-28 10:03:01 PM  

jaedreth: If men would learn how to have sex skillfully, then women wouldn't need to fake orgasms.


If women wouldn't fake orgasms, men could learn to have sex skillfully.

Honestly, if someone fakes an orgasm they have no one to blame for their own sexual frustration but themselves.
 
2012-07-28 10:48:47 PM  

italie: Summer Glau's Love Slave: Some of these comments frighten me terribly.

/Young dude.
//Turn 20 yrs old next month.
///Trying to decide if dating is worth the time and effort.
////Getting off of your lawn now.

Fark everything in sight. NOW. Young, old, skinny, fat, stacked, flat, baitchy, nice, sober, drunk, and everything in between. Trust me on this. Leave the computer right now, and get to work. You'll have plenty of time to play on fark in your 30's when you finally get your two children to bed and your wife says she's to tired to screw around...

//If you don't have memories, you'll have nothing.


Hard to disagree with this, it's pretty much spot on. Looking back, I have more "I should have slept with her" moments than "I should not have slept with her" moments.

/Well son, the funny thing about regret is that it's better to regret something you have done than something you haven't.
//And by the way, If you see your mom this weekend, will you be sure and tell her... SATAN SATAN SATAN!!!!
///oblig :D
 
2012-07-29 12:04:01 AM  

WhippingBoy: If you really cared, you'd know without her having to tell you. If you really cared.


You know what though, if you've known her for half a year... yeah... you should know. Just like she should know you... Otherwise, both of you are doing it wrong.
 
2012-07-29 12:11:31 AM  
Here's an idea,, If you're gay don't plan your wedding at a church that don't approve of homosexuality. If you're black, don't plan your wedding in a church that don't wanna be around black people. Is that to simple?
 
2012-07-29 04:18:20 AM  

eggrolls: Their problem. If you don't ask for what you want, how can ever expect to get it?


I'm going to be honest in what I am imagining will be a hostile environment. Everyone thinks that women fake orgasms because there man does not know what his doing and they believe it is her fault because she is too stupid to say anything. Well I believe these thoughts are misguided.

My belief from life experience is this.

Young women don't fake orgasms, they experiment.
Older women fake orgasms and it is usually during a phase of life whereby sex is really not important to them. They don't fake because the man doesn't know the right things to do, he does know the right things to do because he is most likely her husband. They fake because no matter what he did they would not orgasm. An Orgasm for women is more than just clitoral stimulation it involves a lot of other factors and for many women age and child birth change that. So there may be a period of time and this maybe years that the woman does not enjoy sex. However, if she were just to refuse it that would have a possibly devastating effect on the marriage. So she has sex, fakes the orgasm and for that period of time things are normal. After a few years she starts feeling sexy again, starts feeling stimulation down in the vaginal region and true orgasms start. Now your probably saying well talk to your husband? Very good advice but the orgasms do not come and both people just feel bad because they keep trying stuff that only time will fix and in some cases hormonal tablets.

I believe most women who fake orgasms are not doing it because the guy is doing anything wrong.
 
2012-07-29 04:24:54 AM  

cryinoutloud: bugontherug: Okay ladies, somewhere out there is a chick who fakes it all or most of the time. Odds say there's more than one. We need to hear from you.
Me and others are having a hard time understanding this. What are you thinking in not communicating your sexual wants to your partner so s/he can experience the REAL joy of pleasing you? Inquiring minds want to know.

I don't have much of a dog in this fight, since destiny has decided that I will never have sex again and I don't fake orgasms as a rule, but the few times I DID fake it, it was like this: Things are not exactly going four-alarm fire. We continue. I realize that I"m not going to get "there" no matter how long we do it, and finally I tell him to give it up, it's been great, but it's not happening tonight.

He is miffed. WHAT? His sexual powers are not enough for me? I am not fainting in his arms from orgasmic delirium? So he keeps going, keeps trying things that he thinks will work. By this time it's long past time for anything to 'work' for me, so I politely try to tell him to get the fark off me. No, he wants to try something else. So I fake it, to spare his gentle ego, the one that can't handle a woman who can't have an orgasm on demand.

So, inquiring minds would also like to know this: what it is about "I'm all through here, let's try it another time" that you don't understand? Or does sex have a lot more to do with satisfying your ego by getting me off, than actually worrying about whether or not I'm "pleased?"

/nuttin on you, bugontherug. I like you OK. We've never had sex.


Well said. Sometimes our sexual wants are for you to accept it isn't happening that day and give us the chance to go to sleep.
 
2012-07-29 06:01:59 AM  

Nidiot: cryinoutloud: bugontherug: Okay ladies, somewhere out there is a chick who fakes it all or most of the time. Odds say there's more than one. We need to hear from you.
Me and others are having a hard time understanding this. What are you thinking in not communicating your sexual wants to your partner so s/he can experience the REAL joy of pleasing you? Inquiring minds want to know.

I don't have much of a dog in this fight, since destiny has decided that I will never have sex again and I don't fake orgasms as a rule, but the few times I DID fake it, it was like this: Things are not exactly going four-alarm fire. We continue. I realize that I"m not going to get "there" no matter how long we do it, and finally I tell him to give it up, it's been great, but it's not happening tonight.

He is miffed. WHAT? His sexual powers are not enough for me? I am not fainting in his arms from orgasmic delirium? So he keeps going, keeps trying things that he thinks will work. By this time it's long past time for anything to 'work' for me, so I politely try to tell him to get the fark off me. No, he wants to try something else. So I fake it, to spare his gentle ego, the one that can't handle a woman who can't have an orgasm on demand.

So, inquiring minds would also like to know this: what it is about "I'm all through here, let's try it another time" that you don't understand? Or does sex have a lot more to do with satisfying your ego by getting me off, than actually worrying about whether or not I'm "pleased?"

/nuttin on you, bugontherug. I like you OK. We've never had sex.

Well said. Sometimes our sexual wants are for you to accept it isn't happening that day and give us the chance to go to sleep.


I dunno. I guess to me the logical solution is to simply teach your man how to make you orgasm. Teach him how *you* to do it and give plenty of feedback while it's going on. By feedback I don't mean instructions and directions, but giving clear verbal cues when he starts to go in the right direction. Act like a metal detector, and let him know when he's getting closer to the nickels. Sometimes the simplest solutions are the best. Personally, I've never met a woman who didn't get driven to a screaming (usually gushing) orgasm in record time by getting thumb-farked from behind in doggystyle position, so that the thumb is hitting the G-spot, the pocket between the thumb and fingers is slamming against the pelvis, and the fingers are sliding over the clit. Works every time.
 
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