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(Daily Mail)   One quarter of women admit to faking orgasm EVERY time they have sex with someone other than you   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 138
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2012-07-28 03:16:17 AM  
One quarter of woman? So, 25% of me fakes an orgasm while with someone else?

Haha! Drink much?

And yes, I had my orgasm elsewhere.
 
2012-07-28 03:35:07 AM  
Of course one quarter of a woman is faking an orgasm; the other 3/4s are busy swallowing my massive junk in their mouth.
 
2012-07-28 04:02:02 AM  
Meanwhile, No Quarter of Led Zeppelin is fun to smoke up to.
 
2012-07-28 09:05:26 AM  
Is this 1/4 woman related to Horatio?

That's not too obscure, is it?
 
2012-07-28 09:56:22 AM  
One quarter of woman admit to faking orgasm EVERY time they have sex with someone other than younot being able to communicate their feelings to their partners
 
2012-07-28 10:10:08 AM  
I go through a lot to make sure I get my orgasm, let her worry about her own.


The capitol of Nebraska is Lincoln
 
2012-07-28 10:11:37 AM  
Better get yours, 'cause I gets mine.
 
2012-07-28 10:11:51 AM  
Wait, which woman are we talking about here?
 
2012-07-28 10:12:42 AM  
Im faking mine right now, and im a guy...dont try this at home
 
2012-07-28 10:13:32 AM  
Their problem. If you don't ask for what you want, how can ever expect to get it?
 
2012-07-28 10:20:19 AM  
So?
 
2012-07-28 10:21:26 AM  
Juuuuust kidding...I'll give you an orgasm, toots.

/used to work at sex shop
//you're gonna be fine
 
2012-07-28 10:24:35 AM  
1) yes, as a man I've faked it. Just not gonna happen, so I faked it. Caveat: condom needed
2) I would definitely take the male pill
3) luckily the GF does not fake it. How do I know? Because we're honest and communicate. Also, she lets me know. "you aren't done yet!"

/faking it only makes us think we're doing it how you like, reinforcing what obviously actually is not working
 
2012-07-28 10:25:26 AM  
That's not surprising. Female sexual dysfunctions are extremely common. Some poor ladies aren't as sensitive as others down there, so they will never get to experience the joy of an awesome orgasm. Other ladies are just naive. It should be a requirement that all women own some type of basic sex toy to practice with. That's the only way to get good at sex!
 
2012-07-28 10:25:27 AM  
Q: Why do women fake orgasms?

A: Women have orgasms?

/alternate A: Who cares?
 
2012-07-28 10:25:40 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-07-28 10:25:46 AM  
Four quarters of men don't care as long as they get left alone afterwards to fall asleep.
 
2012-07-28 10:27:58 AM  

Rush's_pills: Four quarters of men don't care as long as they get left alone afterwards to fall asleep.


It's more like 3/4 of me, with the remaining 1/4 spending the time between awake and asleep wondering when she's gonna get back with that sammich.
 
2012-07-28 10:28:22 AM  
The problem is that many guys don't know how to give a woman an orgasm. What you really need is your friendly Lesbian who can teach you how the woman's body and mind work for sex.

Learn how to give orgasms and you'll get laid more often. It's easier to get relaid than constantly have to find new partners because your lousy in bed. Safer too without as many partners. Your partner should also be trying harder to please you and that gives you better sex.
 
2012-07-28 10:29:06 AM  
Just going to say, if you are faking an orgasm you have two problems. First is the obvious issue with the partner, but the other is your own lack of interest in sex and lack of self-worth; how do you stay with someone who you are unwilling to have an honest sexual discussion when this fulfills a basic human need?
 
2012-07-28 10:30:01 AM  

CruJones: luckily the GF does not fake it. How do I know? Because we're honest and communicate. Also, she lets me know. "you aren't done yet!"


Also, its pretty damn easy to know if a girl you're with had an orgasm. Maybe not as easy as a guy, but ya know... things happen.
 
2012-07-28 10:31:36 AM  

Vangor: Just going to say, if you are faking an orgasm you have two problems. First is the obvious issue with the partner, but the other is your own lack of interest in sex and lack of self-worth; how do you stay with someone who you are unwilling to have an honest sexual discussion when this fulfills a basic human need?


I honestly have nothing else to say. But here I am saying things. Weird.
 
2012-07-28 10:32:19 AM  

onyxruby: The problem is that many guys don't know how to give a woman an orgasm. What you really need is your friendly Lesbian who can teach you how the woman's body and mind work for sex.


Screw that, I have zero interest in talking with someone who doesn't know their way around a penis.

I'll just use this instead:
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-07-28 10:32:25 AM  

Krymson Tyde: Is this 1/4 woman related to Horatio?

That's not too obscure, is it?


Andy Griffith show episode when Opie is saving for his girlfriend's coat. Hilarious scene.

Poor Horatio...
 
2012-07-28 10:34:21 AM  
So women can't do everything better than me?
 
2012-07-28 10:34:52 AM  

onyxruby: The problem is that many guys don't know how to give a woman an orgasm. What you really need is your friendly Lesbian who can teach you how the woman's body and mind work for sex.


That's as bad as women who learn what guys like from crappy magazines.
 
2012-07-28 10:36:19 AM  
Doesn't matter, had sex.
 
2012-07-28 10:37:50 AM  

DrBrownCow: Krymson Tyde: Is this 1/4 woman related to Horatio?

That's not too obscure, is it?

Andy Griffith show episode when Opie is saving for his girlfriend's coat. Hilarious scene.

Poor Horatio...


YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
 
2012-07-28 10:40:15 AM  

itsdan: That's as bad as women who learn what guys like from crappy magazines.


100 secrets which drive men wild an issue, one issue every month, twelve months in a year; by now, there have been printed more secrets than a man has neurons to process them.
 
2012-07-28 10:41:11 AM  

downstairs: CruJones: luckily the GF does not fake it. How do I know? Because we're honest and communicate. Also, she lets me know. "you aren't done yet!"

Also, its pretty damn easy to know if a girl you're with had an orgasm. Maybe not as easy as a guy, but ya know... things happen.


Eye rolling, toe curling, noise making, and kegals can be done voluntarily, too, you know.
 
2012-07-28 10:42:31 AM  

onyxruby: The problem is that many guys don't know how to give a woman an orgasm. What you really need is your friendly Lesbian who can teach you how the woman's body and mind work for sex.

Learn how to give orgasms and you'll get laid more often. It's easier to get relaid than constantly have to find new partners because your lousy in bed. Safer too without as many partners. Your partner should also be trying harder to please you and that gives you better sex.


Are you saying straight women don't know how? Maybe women should be better at getting their orgasms.
 
2012-07-28 10:43:41 AM  
And I care, why?
 
2012-07-28 10:44:40 AM  

sendtodave: downstairs: CruJones: luckily the GF does not fake it. How do I know? Because we're honest and communicate. Also, she lets me know. "you aren't done yet!"

Also, its pretty damn easy to know if a girl you're with had an orgasm. Maybe not as easy as a guy, but ya know... things happen.

Eye rolling, toe curling, noise making, and kegals can be done voluntarily, too, you know.


When those are followed by a gush of moisture and a sudden disinterest I continuing, you know.
 
2012-07-28 10:46:15 AM  
This is typical feminist rhetoric...

"As a man, YOU need to change YOUR behavior so that MY problem gets solved"

/It gets tired. It really, really does.
 
2012-07-28 10:47:05 AM  

s2s2s2: When those are followed by a gush of moisture and a sudden disinterest I continuing, you know.


Urination, and she was really disinterested from the start.
 
2012-07-28 10:47:21 AM  
Maybe they want to finish early so they can get to making that sandwich?
 
2012-07-28 10:47:50 AM  
If she's faking it, shame on her...but only if every effort has been made to get her there.


I've found that the quality of mine is directly proportional to the quality of my wife's. Ensuring she gets hers first is a fantastic investment in my immediate future.
 
2012-07-28 10:50:59 AM  
i44.photobucket.com

Fake fake fake...
 
2012-07-28 10:51:27 AM  
That's sad.
 
2012-07-28 10:52:00 AM  

sendtodave: s2s2s2: When those are followed by a gush of moisture and a sudden disinterest I continuing, you know.

Urination, and she was really disinterested from the start.


Hahaha. YMMV;)
 
2012-07-28 10:52:03 AM  

CruJones: 1) yes, as a man I've faked it. Just not gonna happen, so I faked it. Caveat: condom needed
2) I would definitely take the male pill
3) luckily the GF does not fake it. How do I know? Because we're honest and communicate. Also, she lets me know. "you aren't done yet!"

/faking it only makes us think we're doing it how you like, reinforcing what obviously actually is not working


You can't fake it with an empty rubber. It would be kin to handing over the host an nearly empty barfbag with a couple crackers in it and claiming their dinner made you sick. Easier to fake it on the spot without the rubber and let her figure it out later...
 
2012-07-28 10:54:14 AM  
Wouldn't it be easier just to tell your partner what makes you feel good?

/Seriously
//I have never understood the "faking it" thing.
 
2012-07-28 10:55:12 AM  

clowncar on fire: CruJones: 1) yes, as a man I've faked it. Just not gonna happen, so I faked it. Caveat: condom needed
2) I would definitely take the male pill
3) luckily the GF does not fake it. How do I know? Because we're honest and communicate. Also, she lets me know. "you aren't done yet!"

/faking it only makes us think we're doing it how you like, reinforcing what obviously actually is not working

You can't fake it with an empty rubber. It would be kin to handing over the host an nearly empty barfbag with a couple crackers in it and claiming their dinner made you sick. Easier to fake it on the spot without the rubber and let her figure it out later...


Show of hands: how many women are going to check the condom?
 
2012-07-28 10:56:17 AM  

Cybernetic: Wouldn't it be easier just to tell your partner what makes you feel good?

/Seriously
//I have never understood the "faking it" thing.


Women want equal rights, plus to be able to biatch about everything men do. It's more important than orgasms.
 
2012-07-28 10:57:52 AM  

Cybernetic: Wouldn't it be easier just to tell your partner what makes you feel good?


Maybe, but then I'd have to talk to her. She'd bring up feelings. I hate that shiat. I'd rather just stick it in her a couple of times a month and hope for the best.
 
2012-07-28 10:58:14 AM  
Does it make me weird that I fake orgasms when I masturbate?
 
2012-07-28 10:58:47 AM  

sendtodave: downstairs: CruJones: luckily the GF does not fake it. How do I know? Because we're honest and communicate. Also, she lets me know. "you aren't done yet!"

Also, its pretty damn easy to know if a girl you're with had an orgasm. Maybe not as easy as a guy, but ya know... things happen.

Eye rolling, toe curling, noise making, and kegals can be done voluntarily, too, you know.


Yeah, but you can't fake the EEG.
 
2012-07-28 10:59:26 AM  

farkityfarker: Does it make me weird that I fake orgasms when I masturbate?


That depends. Are you a fundamentally dishonest person who has an odd compulsion to avoid discrimination? Because then I'd be surprised if you weren't doing it.
 
2012-07-28 11:01:03 AM  
I've never faked an orgasm. Why would I want to encourage a dude to do it wrong? It makes no sense.

Although I'm one of the lucky few that is multi-orgasmic. Yay me!
 
2012-07-28 11:01:50 AM  

anuran: sendtodave: downstairs: CruJones: luckily the GF does not fake it. How do I know? Because we're honest and communicate. Also, she lets me know. "you aren't done yet!"

Also, its pretty damn easy to know if a girl you're with had an orgasm. Maybe not as easy as a guy, but ya know... things happen.

Eye rolling, toe curling, noise making, and kegals can be done voluntarily, too, you know.

Yeah, but you can't fake the EEG.


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The only way to be sure.
 
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