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(The Sun)   Oh wow. Cindy Crawford is 46... Like the ANGRY FIST OF GOD   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 72
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2012-07-28 08:22:59 AM
Cindy is beautiful without having to resort to an all black top to bottom dress, 3/4 slimming oblique pose, push up bra and bent leg mermaid pose. Girl's got hips and they're trying to hide them. Why can't we appreciate a nice over-40 physique for what it is? There'd still be plenty of angry fists... oh, wait, this memo just in...Cindy's article is really about grabbing pageclicks from insecure over-40 women. Carry on then.
 
2012-07-28 08:40:52 AM
The angry fist of God doesn't make any sense, toolmitter. It's not the fist that gets angry.

It's the fist of an angry god.

// Angry fist makes it sound like he has carpal tunnel syndrome. Maybe you could offer him some Bengay.
 
2012-07-28 08:45:56 AM
Cindy is the textbook definition of MILF.
 
2012-07-28 09:20:53 AM
Yep. Still hot.
 
2012-07-28 10:18:15 AM

dustman81: Cindy is the textbook definition of MILF.


Only if she's your mom's age.
 
2012-07-28 11:36:55 AM
If this girl went to your high school, would she be even remotely as hot as the cheerleaders or "popular" girls in your school at the time?

cdn.mommyish.com
 
2012-07-28 11:40:37 AM
Still just 5 years older than me.. still want. Oh yes, I do.
 
2012-07-28 11:44:15 AM
Nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom.....

I'd attempt to go up to 46 if I wasn't already spent.
 
2012-07-28 11:44:31 AM
I'm the same age. I doubt normal math could calculate the amount of time she's caused me to spend in my bunk over the decades...
 
2012-07-28 11:46:31 AM

DeltaPunch: If this girl went to your high school, would she be even remotely as hot as the cheerleaders or "popular" girls in your school at the time?

[cdn.mommyish.com image 300x422]


This just in, most supermodels were awkward in school and had "ugly-duckling" syndrome. Case in point, a good friend of mine is married to Coco Rocha. If you saw here old school pictures you'd never guess she would be a model. In person though now she's gorgeous.

/it is a little weird to see her giant mug around town everywhere though
 
2012-07-28 12:00:45 PM
she posed for snapper Ruven Afandor for September's Tatler, on sale August 2.

She did what with her snapper???
 
2012-07-28 12:01:23 PM
Wow, she still looks incredible. They don't make models like that anymore.
 
2012-07-28 12:02:29 PM
When I was growing up there was a girl in my church who looked like her. Uber hot, and really nice. She's now about to turn forty, has four or five kids (it was a Mormon church), and still looks like her. Something about that kind of face that just ages well, I guess. Her dad's now in his sixties and still looks like Ron Howard on Happy Days.
 
2012-07-28 12:03:27 PM
I remember that workout vhs tape of cindys my mom had when I was a kid.

Yes, I fapped to it.
 
2012-07-28 12:07:29 PM
All that makeup on her face, and they still couldn't cover up the mustache?

/great body, though
 
2012-07-28 12:17:26 PM
With all that money she has, you would think that she would have had that wart removed from her lip by now.

Just sayin...
 
2012-07-28 12:22:51 PM
Until she takes the corset off, and you've got a pair of knee socks with oranges in them.
 
2012-07-28 12:32:21 PM

detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: This just in, most supermodels were awkward in school and had "ugly-duckling" syndrome. Case in point, a good friend of mine is married to Coco Rocha. If you saw here old school pictures you'd never guess she would be a model. In person though now she's gorgeous.


Actually, the gangly, super-thin girls make the best supermodels.
 
2012-07-28 12:32:34 PM

jaylectricity: dustman81: Cindy is the textbook definition of MILF.

Only if she's your mom's age.


Your mom's a MILF.
 
2012-07-28 12:36:26 PM
Caffeine is a vasoconstrictor.

/Obviously, since she rubs it on herself.
 
2012-07-28 12:38:22 PM

immrlizard: With all that money she has, you would think that she would have had that wart removed from her lip by now.

Just sayin...


obeseamericans.files.wordpress.com
Buck Russell: Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam

Oh, and I met Ms Crawford about 4 years ago at an event. Amazing!
 
2012-07-28 12:40:29 PM

I Like Bread: Until she takes the corset off, and you've got a pair of knee socks with oranges in them.


Doubtful. She doesn't have big boobs, and she takes good care of herself. Her workout videos were world-wide bestsellers for a reason. But you keep right on making yourself feel better about something.

ll-media.tmz.com

Yup, what a farking hag.
 
2012-07-28 12:41:53 PM

DeltaPunch: If this girl went to your high school, would she be even remotely as hot as the cheerleaders or "popular" girls in your school at the time?

[cdn.mommyish.com image 300x422]


Actually, YES. Nothing fake or pretentious in that photo. I would have been all over that in high school.

/ If I would have had some self esteem and wasn't terrified to ask girls out back then.
 
2012-07-28 12:43:59 PM
In related news at the bottom of the page:


Cindy Crawford's hot model daughter.


Clickity, click, click.
 
2012-07-28 12:57:55 PM
Cindy Crawford is 46... Like the ANGRY FIST OF GOD

First of all, God's fists are way older than 46. And second of all, I would prefer not to have sex with God's fists. I know, I know -- it's practically the ultimate in celebrity sex, but I'm just picky that way.


DeltaPunch: If this girl went to your high school, would she be even remotely as hot as the cheerleaders or "popular" girls in your school at the time?

Oh, hell, yes. Some teenagers actually have good taste, you know. Same proportion as adults, probably.
 
2012-07-28 01:05:37 PM
images.wikia.com
 
2012-07-28 01:33:31 PM

jmr61: In related news at the bottom of the page:


Cindy Crawford's hot model daughter.


Clickity, click, click.


10 years old.

bbsimg.ngfiles.com
 
2012-07-28 01:39:15 PM
www.thetick.ws
 
2012-07-28 01:48:51 PM
46 is young.
 
2012-07-28 01:54:58 PM

immrlizard: With all that money she has, you would think that she would have had that wart removed from her lip by now.

Just sayin...


Then who would recognize her?
 
2012-07-28 01:56:38 PM
Never cared for her and don't now.

Always looked like a dirt-ball/truck driving chick that crawled out of a trailer park in DeKalb, Il; which she did.
 
2012-07-28 02:15:13 PM

douchebag/hater: Never cared for her and don't now.

Always looked like a dirt-ball/truck driving chick that crawled out of a trailer park in DeKalb, Il; which she did.


Did what, crawled, or drove a truck?
 
2012-07-28 02:34:24 PM

douchebag/hater: Never cared for her and don't now.
Always looked like a dirt-ball/truck driving chick that crawled out of a trailer park in DeKalb, Il; which she did.


And now she's filthy rich, still good-looking, has a happy marriage, seems to be well-adjusted and normal, and you're a douchebag/hater. Advantage: hmm, tough one. Probably Cindy.
 
2012-07-28 02:59:55 PM

cryinoutloud: douchebag/hater: Never cared for her and don't now.
Always looked like a dirt-ball/truck driving chick that crawled out of a trailer park in DeKalb, Il; which she did.

And now she's filthy rich, still good-looking, has a happy marriage, seems to be well-adjusted and normal, and you're a douchebag/hater. Advantage: hmm, tough one. Probably Cindy.



*hee hee!*
 
2012-07-28 03:02:23 PM

Psycoholic_Slag: jaylectricity: dustman81: Cindy is the textbook definition of MILF.

Only if she's your mom's age.

Your mom's a MILF.


Doesn't quite make sense in this context, but I'll pass along the compliment!
 
2012-07-28 03:50:20 PM

Xythero: Wow, she still looks incredible. They don't make models like that anymore.



No, they do. It's just modeling agencies today tell them to buzz off because they're too fat,
 
2012-07-28 04:08:12 PM
My girl is 41 and she's the sexiest woman alive. I don't care what you say; She is.

But even without the goggles-o-love making me see here as the be-all, end-all of feminine desirability, she's hot. Great body, slender-but-not-bony, willing to wear sexy outfits, and she could easily pass for her early 30s, if not younger.

My point isn't to tell you I have a hot fiancee, but to state that people are aging better now. The smarter members of Gen X figured out not to smoke, drink too much, eat garbage, or do too many drugs. We avoided tanning because we knew it would make our skin look awful over time. We just simply took better care of our bodies than the Baby Boomers did, and it looks like Gen Y and the Millennials are falling back into the Boomers' "to hell with it" attitude and committing greater and more frequent acts of self-abuse in the name of looking fashionable and having a little more wild fun (or pushing themselves toward "success" in business) for a few years while they're young.

I'm 41. People NEVER guess that I'm this old. They usually guess I'm around 28 years old, until they see the few white hairs I possess, and then they up their estimate to 'early 30s'.

Lesson, kids: Avoid the sun, don't drink like a fish, avoid smoking things, and avoid stress. You'll look better and feel better when you get past the age where you assume you won't live past right now.

But of course, you won't listen. You'll go to the tanning booth. You'll drink until you pass out. You'll smoke like a chimney. You'll party hard and work yourselves into mind-numbing stress trying to get ahead in your career... And then you'll hit 40 and wonder why you look like a worn-out leather handbag with a pair of googly eyes attached to it.
 
2012-07-28 04:10:34 PM

thamike: 46 is young.


THANK you.

/46
//not bad looking
 
2012-07-28 04:12:24 PM

detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: DeltaPunch: If this girl went to your high school, would she be even remotely as hot as the cheerleaders or "popular" girls in your school at the time?

[cdn.mommyish.com image 300x422]

This just in, most supermodels were awkward in school and had "ugly-duckling" syndrome. Case in point, a good friend of mine is married to Coco Rocha.


I tried to make that point a while back, and I had all the cute, popular, preppy chicks coming at me with pitchforks in the thread, claiming that I was full of shiat and that the plain girls stay plain while the cute girl stay cute.

Don't ever tell a girl who was a popular cheerleader in high school that her looks will fade before she's 30, while the plain girls will become beautiful in their 20s. They really don't like it.
 
2012-07-28 04:15:29 PM
Go finger your God, subby.


Show us the untouched photos. Cindy Crawford and Julia Roberts belong in the same boat called 'Passively Attractive'.
 
2012-07-28 04:16:32 PM

DeltaPunch: If this girl went to your high school, would she be even remotely as hot as the cheerleaders or "popular" girls in your school at the time?

[cdn.mommyish.com image 300x422]


Nope, which means a higher chance of getting some action(and a higher chance she tries harder). I've dated one hot girl as a teen and she was a limp fish at best. The more homely girl I dated afterwards rocked my world.
 
2012-07-28 04:32:18 PM

douchebag/hater: Never cared for her and don't now.

Always looked like a dirt-ball/truck driving chick that crawled out of a trailer park in DeKalb, Il; which she did.


Wait, you're from Springfield and you're dissing someone from DeKalb???
 
2012-07-28 04:44:01 PM

ZeroCorpse: Lesson, kids: Avoid the sun, don't drink like a fish, avoid smoking things, and avoid stress. You'll look better and feel better when you get past the age where you assume you won't live past right now.

But of course, you won't listen. You'll go to the tanning booth. You'll drink until you pass out. You'll smoke like a chimney. You'll party hard and work yourselves into mind-numbing stress trying to get ahead in your career... And then you'll hit 40 and wonder why you look like a worn-out leather handbag with a pair of googly eyes attached to it.


I too am 41, and agree with everything except this. What the hell Millennial/Gen-Y kids are you hanging out with? Granted I live in a small college town at the edge of the big woods and not a big market financial center or anything, but the wear and tear on the under-30s around here is not about any lack of leisure time.

/tightens belt onion, rubs foot callus from uphill walks to and from school
 
2012-07-28 04:44:04 PM

ZeroCorpse: Don't ever tell a girl who was a popular cheerleader in high school that her looks will fade before she's 30, while the plain girls will become beautiful in their 20s. They really don't like it.


The corollary to that is that when they turn 40 and realize they're never become a princess, you need to be far, far away. If you're nearby when that happens, you become a target of opportunity.
 
2012-07-28 04:57:39 PM

DeltaPunch: If this girl went to your high school, would she be even remotely as hot as the cheerleaders or "popular" girls in your school at the time?

[cdn.mommyish.com image 300x422]


I think it was SI that published a photo of Paulina Porizkova as a young schoolgirl, which of course I can't find online.
I found this one:
images.fashionmodeldirectory.com
which shows she was as cute as all hell, but the other one was a group shot that made it clear she was about 2½ feet taller than anyone else in the building, which must have been strange. But not erectile dysfunction strange.
 
2012-07-28 05:40:21 PM
When you start with a 10...
 
2012-07-28 06:03:43 PM
Photo editing is a wonderful thing.
 
2012-07-28 06:07:25 PM

ZeroCorpse: My girl is 41 and she's the sexiest woman alive. I don't care what you say; She is.

But even without the goggles-o-love making me see here as the be-all, end-all of feminine desirability, she's hot. Great body, slender-but-not-bony, willing to wear sexy outfits, and she could easily pass for her early 30s, if not younger.

My point isn't to tell you I have a hot fiancee, but to state that people are aging better now. The smarter members of Gen X figured out not to smoke, drink too much, eat garbage, or do too many drugs. We avoided tanning because we knew it would make our skin look awful over time. We just simply took better care of our bodies than the Baby Boomers did, and it looks like Gen Y and the Millennials are falling back into the Boomers' "to hell with it" attitude and committing greater and more frequent acts of self-abuse in the name of looking fashionable and having a little more wild fun (or pushing themselves toward "success" in business) for a few years while they're young.

I'm 41. People NEVER guess that I'm this old. They usually guess I'm around 28 years old, until they see the few white hairs I possess, and then they up their estimate to 'early 30s'.

Lesson, kids: Avoid the sun, don't drink like a fish, avoid smoking things, and avoid stress. You'll look better and feel better when you get past the age where you assume you won't live past right now.

But of course, you won't listen. You'll go to the tanning booth. You'll drink until you pass out. You'll smoke like a chimney. You'll party hard and work yourselves into mind-numbing stress trying to get ahead in your career... And then you'll hit 40 and wonder why you look like a worn-out leather handbag with a pair of googly eyes attached to it.


Is excessive masturbation to horsecock tranny porn OK though?
 
2012-07-28 06:18:31 PM

notmtwain: The angry fist of God doesn't make any sense, toolmitter. It's not the fist that gets angry.



Not unless the fist gets tired of God imagining that he had incarnated as a human in a time where the goats smelled better than the women.
 
2012-07-28 07:24:21 PM

ZeroCorpse: My girl is 41 and she's the sexiest woman alive. I don't care what you say; She is.

But even without the goggles-o-love making me see here as the be-all, end-all of feminine desirability, she's hot. Great body, slender-but-not-bony, willing to wear sexy outfits, and she could easily pass for her early 30s, if not younger.

My point isn't to tell you I have a hot fiancee, but to state that people are aging better now. The smarter members of Gen X figured out not to smoke, drink too much, eat garbage, or do too many drugs. We avoided tanning because we knew it would make our skin look awful over time. We just simply took better care of our bodies than the Baby Boomers did, and it looks like Gen Y and the Millennials are falling back into the Boomers' "to hell with it" attitude and committing greater and more frequent acts of self-abuse in the name of looking fashionable and having a little more wild fun (or pushing themselves toward "success" in business) for a few years while they're young.

I'm 41. People NEVER guess that I'm this old. They usually guess I'm around 28 years old, until they see the few white hairs I possess, and then they up their estimate to 'early 30s'.

Lesson, kids: Avoid the sun, don't drink like a fish, avoid smoking things, and avoid stress. You'll look better and feel better when you get past the age where you assume you won't live past right now.

But of course, you won't listen. You'll go to the tanning booth. You'll drink until you pass out. You'll smoke like a chimney. You'll party hard and work yourselves into mind-numbing stress trying to get ahead in your career... And then you'll hit 40 and wonder why you look like a worn-out leather handbag with a pair of googly eyes attached to it.


Gonna be 43 this year, just got married to my 27 year old girlfriend, we have been together for three years, and most people put me in my early 30s. Some is genetic, and some is that i do take care of myself, though i do booze more often than not, but i exercise and eat healthy, no tanning, swim 30 minutes 5 days a week and hit the weights three times, yada yada.
 
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