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(Des Moines Register)   As there have been no new leads in the case of two girls who went missing in Iowa, police and families are welcoming psychics to assist in the search   (desmoinesregister.com) divider line 38
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2012-07-28 12:40:49 AM
Which will accomplish nothing except waste time chasing false leads. Any so-called "psychic" who does lead the police to them should seriously be looked at as a suspect.
 
2012-07-28 12:47:49 AM
Quackery.

Heinous f*ckery most foul.

They should call James Randi first.
 
2012-07-28 12:48:14 AM

mamoru: Which will accomplish nothing except waste time chasing false leads. Any so-called "psychic" who does lead the police to them should seriously be looked at as a suspect.


meh, with enough random guesses SOMEONE will find the girls.
or they could look in the police chief's basement, or the dad's storm cellar
 
2012-07-28 12:48:49 AM

eyehate: Quackery.
Heinous f*ckery most foul.
They should call James Randi first.


Hmmmmm they should use something tried and true: prayer.
 
2012-07-28 01:01:50 AM

mamoru: Which will accomplish nothing except waste time chasing false leads. Any so-called "psychic" who does lead the police to them should seriously be looked at as a suspect.


I find your lack of faith disturbing. It's called cold reading, bro. All you need is the perp in the room and boom, the psychic's gonna find the body watching eye movements.
 
2012-07-28 02:50:05 AM

doglover: mamoru: Which will accomplish nothing except waste time chasing false leads. Any so-called "psychic" who does lead the police to them should seriously be looked at as a suspect.

I find your lack of faith disturbing. It's called cold reading, bro. All you need is the perp in the room and boom, the psychic's gonna find the body watching eye movements.


The bodies... they're... near water.
 
2012-07-28 02:54:36 AM
I see nothing here, but I'm afraid it's splitsville for Delta Burke and Major Dad.
 
2012-07-28 02:58:23 AM

eyehate: They should call James Randi first.


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Not this shiat again.
 
2012-07-28 02:58:47 AM
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2012-07-28 02:58:51 AM
Damn, that would have to be the second most agonizing thing a parent could go through. We all know what would be worse. I hope that doesn't turn out to be the case here, but damn they've been gone so long now. :(
 
2012-07-28 02:59:06 AM
Hey everyone, I have returned. I just found my old Fark account and I haven't posted since 2004. Good times are ahead, I presume.
 
2012-07-28 03:04:08 AM

fusillade762: I see nothing here, but I'm afraid it's splitsville for Delta Burke and Major Dad.


But they seem so happy.

Speaking of James Randi, I find it interesting that no psychics could even predict James Randi was gay. Not that doing so would prove that they were psychic, but it would at least show they were actually half-way good at reading people.
 
2012-07-28 03:04:21 AM
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2012-07-28 03:05:17 AM

mamoru: Which will accomplish nothing except waste time chasing false leads. Any so-called "psychic" who does lead the police to them should seriously be looked at as a suspect.


So much THIS.
 
2012-07-28 03:09:32 AM

NastyNasir: Hey everyone, I have returned. I just found my old Fark account and I haven't posted since 2004. Good times are ahead, I presume.


Some things do change in 10 years, as I recently discovered. It's still a decent time, though. I guess I'm just one of those forty-something-old-farts who resists change, or kids on his lawn.

/WB
 
2012-07-28 03:10:06 AM

mamoru: Which will accomplish nothing except waste time chasing false leads. Any so-called "psychic" who does lead the police to them should seriously be looked at as a suspect.


Maybe this is their way of trying to find new suspects (assuming they really have exhausted all other avenues)? Of course I may be giving them too much credit here...
 
2012-07-28 03:10:13 AM

Gaius: NastyNasir: Hey everyone, I have returned. I just found my old Fark account and I haven't posted since 2004. Good times are ahead, I presume.

Some things do change in 10 years, as I recently discovered. It's still a decent time, though. I guess I'm just one of those forty-something-old-farts who resists change, or kids on his lawn.

/WB


2004 vs 2012? Eh, no difference.
 
2012-07-28 03:11:00 AM

Her third nipple will help sense their location.


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2012-07-28 03:11:15 AM
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2012-07-28 03:12:47 AM

skinink: Her third nipple will help sense their location.
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Oh man, that third nipple thing always freaks me out.
 
2012-07-28 03:12:58 AM

Oznog: Both psychics said they had visions and compared lists. Ambrose saw a man with a scar on the left side of his face. So did Chapin. Ambrose saw the numbers 1, 2 and 3. Chapin saw a highway rest stop.


I wonder if psychics are aware of Benford's law?

I mean really, if you are going to guess a number, best odds are always going to be 1 followed by 2 and 3.
 
2012-07-28 03:13:00 AM
*headdesk*
 
2012-07-28 03:14:22 AM
Why is it that all the Christians get so bent out of shape over homosexuality, but nobody ever take the whole not-suffering-a-witch-to-live serious anymore.

There should be mobs of Christians out there trying to burn anyone at a stake who seriously claims to have 'paranormal' powers: psychics, mediums, astrologers etc.
 
2012-07-28 03:21:51 AM

Oznog: doglover: mamoru: Which will accomplish nothing except waste time chasing false leads. Any so-called "psychic" who does lead the police to them should seriously be looked at as a suspect.

I find your lack of faith disturbing. It's called cold reading, bro. All you need is the perp in the room and boom, the psychic's gonna find the body watching eye movements.

The bodies... they're... near water.


My god, I was just coming here to say that. What are the odds that two of us would come to exactly the same conclusion? If that isn't proof, I don't know what is!
 
2012-07-28 03:22:22 AM
They are somewhere dark.....there's someone else there with them.......I can smell.....pine trees....nearby.......I...I don't know what this means...what is "the clearing"? Someone wants something from "the clearing" but I....I ....it's not clear........there's a blue light that's shining in from the window....a bright blue light.....

That's all I can see. The shadows are growing dark.

/just saved them a ton of time and money
 
2012-07-28 03:23:49 AM

Gwyrddu: fusillade762: I see nothing here, but I'm afraid it's splitsville for Delta Burke and Major Dad.

But they seem so happy.

Speaking of James Randi, I find it interesting that no psychics could even predict James Randi was gay. Not that doing so would prove that they were psychic, but it would at least show they were actually half-way good at reading people.


Didnt know he was gay, but i did find out recently hes a farking ewok.

www.stellaralchemy.com

I know Penn is ridiculously tall, but still.
 
2012-07-28 03:24:46 AM
This whole thing is messed up.

One of the girls dads was just granted a delay in his possession of/ manufacture of/ sales of meth trial, not to mention the domestic abuse of her mom.

Her grammy says that "yeah, he narc'd some people off" about the dad.

They supposedly checked into a hotel to get some peace and quiet. And then promptly went to the adjoining casino to drink and play some games (probably with donated money).

Fark, I ain't a psychic and I can tell you what happened.
One of the meth heads they were associated with has or had the girls to ensure that his loose lips didn't sink the meth ship.
 
2012-07-28 03:42:26 AM
Both psychics said they had visions and compared lists. Ambrose saw a man with a scar on the left side of his face. So did Chapin.

I see a man with a scar... a physical scar perhaps, though it could also be an emotional scar. But it's certainly a scar of some sort...or a car. Yes. Definitely one of the things I've just mentioned. Maybe.
 
2012-07-28 03:44:54 AM

Farkin_Crazy: This whole thing is messed up.

One of the girls dads was just granted a delay in his possession of/ manufacture of/ sales of meth trial, not to mention the domestic abuse of her mom.

Her grammy says that "yeah, he narc'd some people off" about the dad.

They supposedly checked into a hotel to get some peace and quiet. And then promptly went to the adjoining casino to drink and play some games (probably with donated money).

Fark, I ain't a psychic and I can tell you what happened.
One of the meth heads they were associated with has or had the girls to ensure that his loose lips didn't sink the meth ship.


The police are just saying this in order to justify knowing something through some back channel.

Illegal search, undercover, tip off from foreign spies, illegal evesdropping of 3 letter agencies, hacker tip off etc.

Pretty clever, a lot of waterheads in Iowa will believe them.

Course the waterhead population in Iowa is pretty high so it is easier there...
 
2012-07-28 04:00:27 AM

Rockstone: Gaius: NastyNasir: Hey everyone, I have returned. I just found my old Fark account and I haven't posted since 2004. Good times are ahead, I presume.

Some things do change in 10 years, as I recently discovered. It's still a decent time, though. I guess I'm just one of those forty-something-old-farts who resists change, or kids on his lawn.

/WB

2004 vs 2012? Eh, no difference.


Theres a magic hippo now. And tacos.
 
2012-07-28 04:26:14 AM
jafiwam:

The police are just saying this in order to justify knowing something through some back channel.

Illegal search, undercover, tip off from foreign spies, illegal evesdropping of 3 letter agencies, hacker tip off etc.

Pretty clever, a lot of waterheads in Iowa will believe them.

Course the waterhead population in Iowa is pretty high so it is easier there...


Actually, no. I grew up in Iowa, still have family there (although not meth heads, or living near this train wreck) and the general consensus is that the family knows more than they have shared with LE.

In fact, they went and got em a big time lawyer who told em "do not cooperate with the po-lice."
Uhmmmm, the primary question asked by most seems to be, why would you not cooperate with LE in an effort to find your missing daughter?
 
2012-07-28 04:34:41 AM
Nancy Reagan had her husband's international trips scheduled according to astrological bullshiat.

/is she dead yet?
 
2012-07-28 05:10:57 AM
A Psyker is an individual of any intelligent species in the Warhammer 40,000 universe who possesses some degree of psychic ability or powers. Psychic powers are sometimes referred to as sorcery in the Imperium of Man and among the Eldar, particularly when such powers are used in such a way that they show no regard for the dangers they may spawn for others or they are used in pursuit of the agenda of the Chaos Gods. Psykers draw their powers from the dimensional realm known as the Immaterium or the Warp that underlies four-dimensional realspace and is the source of all psychic energy in the universe. As such, psykers, particularly human psykers whose minds are far less disciplined than their Eldar counterparts, are often in danger of possession by the daemonic entities of the Warp, insanity and ultimate corruption by the Ruinous Powers of Chaos.

Most of the intelligent races in the Warhammer 40,000 universe employ psykers on the battlefield; some of these psykers are inevitably more potent than others. There are three exceptions to this: the Tau, the Dark Eldar and the Necrons. The Tau have yet to develop any psykers among their race because they have only recently evolved to fully sentient status. The Dark Eldar, though as possessed of inherent psychic ability as their Craftworld counterparts, fear that the use of psychic powers only further hastens the loss of their souls to Slaanesh. The Necrons no longer possess souls since they transferred their consciousnesses into their necrodermis bodies and became creatures wholly of the physical universe like their C'tan masters; as a result they no longer generate any presence within the Immaterium and cannot draw upon any form of psychic energy from that realm.

The Imperium of Man:
The genetic mutation which grants a human being the ability to draw upon the psychic energy of the Immaterium has become increasingly common since the Neolithic Age. This change is the harbinger of Mankind's slow evolution into a fully psychic species much like the Eldar who will be more intelligent, more capable and ultimately more peaceful than humanity is at present. Unfortunately, this process has been quite uneven and and even the most powerful human psykers still have minds that have not developed to the point that they can touch the Warp with the level of control wielded by the Eldar Farseers. As such, because of this lack of mental development and Mankind's own still deeply flawed, covetous nature, most human psykers always run a substantial risk of being possessed by the daemonic entities of the Warp and spreading the death and destruction of Chaos wherever they go. It is for this reason that the Emperor of Mankind largely banned the use of psychic powers throughout the Imperium of Man save in a few notable exceptions at the Council of Nikaea during the Great Crusade. Psykers, although justifiably feared throughout humanity's history because of their extraordinary powers and the equally extraordinary dangers they sometimes unleashed on those around them, serve several vital roles within the Imperium today under the exceptions laid out by the Council of Nikaea some ten millennia ago.
Psykers are too dangerous to remain at liberty on the Imperium's myriad worlds; their minds are susceptible to daemonic possession as their strong presences in the Warp can serve as gateways into the material universe for all kinds of Warp entities if they are weak or undisciplined with their powers. Uncontrolled, they can intentionally or unintentionally cause the destruction of entire worlds and have done so in the pre-Imperium past, such as during the terrible days of the Age of Strife. Humans found to be bearing the psychic mutation, if they are not simply killed, are sent to Terra aboard the infamous Black Ships which endlessly traverse the Imperium.

All human psykers have an ordained role as servants of the Imperium if they have the willpower to control their abilities and not become a danger to others. Their exact role depends on the psychic powers they manifest and their strength of character and will, though psykers who have some use for the Imperium are known as Sanctioned Psykers while individuals who manifest unusually strong psychic powers often become known as Primaris Psykers, the most powerful human psykers in existence.

Psykers serve within the Imperial Guard and the Space Marine Chapters, employing their powers in battle as well as for civil duties. Imperial Navigators use their psychic "third eye" to cross safely through the Immaterium using the faster than light Warp-Drive employed by all Imperial starships. Astropaths provide faster than light communication as their telepathy is not confined to the speed of light since messages travel through the Warp much as starships use the Warp to make interstellar jumps. Thousands of psykers are sacrificed every year to sustain the Emperor's psychic presence in the Warp, and thousands more must constantly be drained to power the Astronomican, which broadcasts an enormous homing signal through the Warp which is used as a point of reference by starship Navigators. However, the Imperium of Man also ruthlessly executes countless less-fortunate psykers who are seen as mutants, heretics, potential threats to their homeworlds, or gateways to the daemons and corruption of Chaos.

Astropaths:
Astropaths (short for Astro-telepath) serve throughout all the Imperium's many governmental divisions and make up a communication network designed to transmit and receive psychic messages through interstellar space. New Astropaths are chosen from the multitudes of psykers who are born across the Imperium every year and brought to Terra on the Black Ships due to their great power. Once chosen, Astropaths receive psychic training by the Adeptus Astra Telepathica's teaching division which is known as the Scholastia Psykana, before they are "soul-bound" to the Emperor. This psychic ritual transfers some of the Emperor's vast power -- and more importantly, his mental control -- to the psyker. Such an experience is quite physically traumatic for the psyker and not all survive or maintain their sanity. Even the survivors suffer damage to their physical senses, especially their eyes, so that almost all Astropaths are blind, their optical nerves burnt out during the soul-binding process. Their increased psychic senses, however, tend to make up for this loss of sight and most Astropaths have the uncanny ability to see everything just as well as a sighted person despite their lack of vision.
Being joined with the Emperor is necessary, as it greatly increases Astropaths' already formidable powers, granting them full control over the ability for which they were chosen - the transmission and reception of psychic messages across hundreds of light-years of space. Due to the draining nature of their job and the costs incurred by soul-binding, many Astropaths are physically frail and can die quite young due to sheer mental exhaustion.

Imperial Guard:
Some of the psykers recruited into the Adeptus Astra Telepathica are trained to serve within the Imperial Guard as Sanctioned Psykers rather than as Astropaths. These psykers may draw upon the power of the Warp, unleashing it upon their enemies as a weapon. They are also called upon to advise high-ranking Imperial Guard officers, though with varying degrees of success. Their limited training and equipment leads them to be more vulnerable to the perils of the Warp than the much more powerful psyker Librarians of the Space Marine Chapters. Each time a Sanctioned Psyker utilises their power, they put themselves at considerable risk and are prone to have their minds destroyed in the process. Some Psykers in rare cases have even literally exploded from overloading their bodies with Warp energy, taking out entire Guard squads nearby. That aside, they are still a potent force when deployed and used properly. On the battlefield, Sanctioned Psykers can advise an officer and guide their command, protect him from psychic attack, or fire bolts of lightning from their hands.

Space Marines:
Psykers are employed by the Adeptus Astartes in the form of their Chapter Librarians. These individuals are chosen from among the most powerful psykers in the Imperium. Librarians are responsible for maintaining the records of the Chapter they belong to, hence their name, and they can also use their talents to discern which psychic mutants are dangerous and which can be utilised by the Imperium as Sanctioned Psykers, Astropaths, and even new Librarians. Librarians, having much better equipment (a Psychic Hood, etc.), willpower, protection and training, as well as the genetic enhancements of a Space Marine, are much less prone to falling prey to the perils of the Warp than other Imperial psykers. On the battlefield, Librarians are fearsome opponents, able to unleash devastating psychic powers and psychically augment their own physical prowess. They are also skilled at defending themselves and their Battle-Brothers from psychic attack.

Imperial Inquisition:
Though they are tasked with hunting down rogue psykers and collecting latent ones for training to aid the Imperium among many other duties, many members of the Inquisition are psykers themselves, Inquisitor Gideon Ravenor being an especially potent example. Like so much about their organisation, one Inquisitor's psychic abilities can vary greatly from another's. Some specialise in unleashing torrents of fire and other direct psychic weapons, while others, like Inquisitor Gregor Eisenhorn, specialize in powers that aid them in interrogations or to fool an enemy into stepping out from cover, dropping his weapon, or any number of other subtle "mind tricks."

Grey Knights:
The elite Grey Knights Space Marines Chapter that serves as the Chamber Militant of the Inquisition's Ordo Malleus, the Daemonhunters, is wholly made up of psykers: being a psyker is a condition for recruitment into the Chapter. Due to the entire Chapter being composed of psykers, the rigorous process for becoming a Space Marine is made even more difficult, as all Grey Knight Battle-Brothers have no memory of their past and many fail before their gene-seed implantation can be complete. However, the rigorous selection process and memory-wiping techniques employed by the Grey Knights to rid their recruits of those common human frailties that the Ruinous Powers can prey upon to corrupt an individual has proven extraordinarily successful, for not a single Grey Knight has ever turned to Chaos, despite their psychic abilities making them more vulnerable than standard Space Marines.

Eldar:
Among all the intelligent races of the galaxy, the Eldar possess some of the most powerful psykers in existence, using their ability to divine the future to shape their fate while also unleashing devastating telekinetic powers upon those that oppose them; however, the sheer power they generate when they combine their psychic strengths ensures they must be cautious to not attract the attention of Chaos and the other predatory entities of the Warp. They are forced to become highly disciplined and regulated in their usage of psychic power. Eldar psykers come in the form of either Farseers or Warlocks, the former being the more powerful psykers of the two. Farseers will lead an Eldar warhost against the enemy and shape the course of battle with their powers. Warlocks, former Eldar Aspect Warriors who possess potent psychic powers because they have begun to walk the Eldar Path of the Seer, typically serve as bodyguards for the Farseers and possess lesser, usually defensive-oriented psychic powers. The Ulthwé Craftworld is said to possess the greatest number and the greatest quality of known Eldar psykers due to its proximity to the Eye of Terror. They can divine much further into the future and with better clarity than the Farseers of the other Craftworlds. The Craftworld Iyanden has a variant of Warlocks called Spiritseers. They differ very little from their normal counterparts, save to guide all of those Eldar constructs that are empowered by the souls of fallen Eldar encapsulated within Spirit Stones. Spiritseers will guide Eldar Wraithguards in combat, better directing those Wraithbone constructs' awesome firepower for optimum efficiency.

Forces of Chaos:
The Forces of Chaos host a great many mutants among their number, including many with psychic potential. Chaos psykers, often called Sorcerers, can perform various tasks such as summoning daemons and unleashing devastating weaponised psychic powers upon the enemy. The Chaos God Tzeentch is devoted to sorcery; Chaos Space Marine Legions worshiping Tzeentch such as the Thousand Sons possess a large number of psykers that can aid in battle. Other Traitor Legions such as the World Eaters denounce sorcery and psychic ability in favour of the wanton bloodshed of close combat. The Iron Warriors Traitor Legion often also sneers at the use of sorcery. Chaos Sorcerers can unleash potent powers and are fearsome individuals, often mutated beyond recognition. Tzeentch-worshipping Sorcerers are especially potent, able to perform feats that would leave even an Eldar Farseer making sure his Spirit Stone is firmly within his grasp.

Orks:
All Orks' are relatively powerful latent psykers, however they do have true, active psykers known as Weirdboyz. Ork psykers differ from those of the other races in that they do not draw their power individually and directly from the Warp, but instead indirectly from the latent, collective psychic powers that all Orks possess. The Weird Boyz then channel this so-called WAAAGH! energy to inflict damage upon their foes, but often end up killing themselves in the process.

Necrons:
The Necron cannot make use of psykers because, though a once-living race, they chose to have their living consciousnesses interred by the C'tan into Necron constructs for immortality at the cost of their souls. Since a soul is simply an individual's psychic imprint on the Immaterium, the Necrons are no longer capable of accessing its psychic power. The Necrons are now living machines, beings of pure material like their masters who leave no impression on the Immaterium. The C'tan are described as creatures entirely born of the material realm, and thus they cannot sense or influence the Warp in any way. Thus they hate and fear the Immaterium and all things strongly connected to or influenced by it such as psykers. The Necrons are notable for utilising technology specifically designed for destroying psykers, most prominently the Pariahs. Necron Pariahs are an elite bodyguard that terrify any psykers in their proximity since no member of this group possesses a Warp signature and thus a soul. These Necrons, all of whom were once human psychic "blanks," share the "pariah gene" in common with the Imperial Assassins of the Culexus Temple of the Officio Assassinorum, and both groups are the soulless victims of the insertion of the gene millions of years ago into the proto-human gene pool by the C'tan in the hope that they could be used as living weapons against the Old Ones and their psychic servant races like the Eldar. The C'tan would sooner feed off the thermonuclear power of a sun than deign to consume a single soul with its foul taint of Warp energy. Hatred of the psychic does not bar some contradictory evidence about the Necrons' use of psychic abilities, as seen when the Necrons emitted a fear-inducing telepathic ability, from which the Commissar Ciaphas Cain was saved only because of the presence of a "psychic blank" with the pariah gene in the vicinity.

Tyranids:
The alien race of the Tyranids is one of the most psychically active races in the galaxy, if not the most, with every single Tyranid telepathically connected to all other members of its species through the psychic gestalt that is called the Hive Mind. It is suspected that this constant and massive "psychic traffic" is what causes the Shadow in the Warp, a phenomenon that makes Warp travel and astropathy almost impossible in the vicinity of a large Tyranid Hive Fleet. Though the lesser Tyranid biomorphs have no psychic abilities of their own, the larger Tyranid Warriors act as focal points for the Hive Mind called synapse creatures, capable of mind-controlling all of the lesser Tyranids around them. Zoanthropes, creatures supposedly created by combining Tyranid DNA with DNA from other psychically active races like the Eldar, are extremely powerful psykers. Their bodies have devolved into little more than a humongously bloated head attached to an atrophied, fetus-like body incapable of even moving on its own power, therefore requiring the creature to use its psychic abilities to levitate across the battlefield. Hive Tyrant are also very powerful psykers, although not as powerful as Zoanthropes, and act as the core of the Hive Mind within the Tyranid swarms. Larger Tyranids, such as Dominatrixes and the mysterious Norn-Queens, are also psykers of immense power, though the full extent of their abilities is a matter of speculation within the Adeptus Mechanicus.

Tau:
The Tau have no known psykers. In the video game Warhammer 40,000: Fire Warrior, it is revealed that the Tau are naturally resistant to the mutating effects of Chaos, having almost no psychic presence in the Warp at all, though they are not soulless like the Necrons. However, this does not prevent the Tau Ethereal, Ko'Vash, being blasted apart by a burst of Chaos energy. It is rumoured that the Ethereals are capable of utilising Warp power, as it is suggested that this is how they are able to cause such loyalty to the Greater Good in all of the Tau, although it has been discovered by Adeptus Mechanicus researchers that the members of the Ethereal Caste possess a large, diamond-shaped scent-emitting organ in their head that allows them to control other Tau through the emission of pheromones.

Psyker Grades:
There are different grades used to incrementally grade the power of a psyker within the Imperium of Man, ranked from the most powerful to least powerful, top to bottom:
Alpha Plus
Alpha
Beta
Gamma
Delta
Epsilon
The grades continue on down through the letters of the Greek alphabet. Grade Sigma and below are levels of "anti-psychic power". Such people are more commonly known as "psychic blanks" since they cannot be detected, manipulated or affected by psychic means and possess the pariah gene.
The psychic power the top four grades represents is immense. A high Delta level can read the minds of all the people in a good-sized town simultaneously, or crush a man to death against a wall in seconds. High-grade psykers are extremely powerful, and not to be taken lightly. Beta grade is the highest level of psychic power that a human can attain and still be considered sane.

An Alpha Plus grade psyker, however, is a being of almost grotesque power. They are described as being able to "turn a man inside-out with a glance", "snap a Battle Titan in half with a flick of the wrist", and "a muttered syllable can turn an army upon itself in a frenzy of blood lust". They are capable of destroying entire worlds - sometimes unintentionally.

There is some controversy as to whether this description should be taken as an objective description of the Alpha Level of psychic mastery, or if it is intended to be read as Imperial propaganda, and just the exaggerated view of the generally anti-psychic authorities of the Imperium. The Alpha grade psyker Esarhaddon is powerful enough to control hundreds of Imperial citizens as puppets, but he is not described as being powerful enough to destroy a Battle Titan, and is eventually subdued.

However, there are very few Alpha or Αlpha Plus psykers that can be controlled safely, or even at all. Because more powerful psykers attract proportionally more interest from Warp-bound daemons, many are driven insane, tainted by Chaos, or even become possessed (examples include the Apex Twins, who were responsible for murdering scores of Imperial Guard Regiments). They are one of the biggest threats the Inquisition has to face, and are one of the threats that the Ordo Hereticus was formed to combat. Most are executed, as the threat they pose is simply too great to deal with or control to any large degree. The Inquisitor Gideon Ravenor was known to be an Alpha Plus psyker, and the Emperor of Mankind would be considered an Alpha Plus, though in fact his power probably cannot be measured by any mortal scale.

An example of a Beta level psyker is Sergeant Agun Soric, an Imperial Guardsman who served in the Tanith First and Only Regiment. He is able to detect blood poisoning in a fellow trooper, but his most prominent power is his ability to write messages to himself, which are contained in a brass message shell. Even after throwing the shell away, he would soon find it wriggling in his pocket, containing a message written in his own handwriting. At first the messages contained advice or warnings, but soon began to include criticism as he began to realise what he was, and the danger he posed as an untrained psyker. He eventually admitted his abilities to his regimental commander Ibram Gaunt and is taken by the Inquisition's Black Ships. He was later revealed to have become the Sanctioned Psyker of the 51st Cadogus Armoured Regiment, and he was able to use his abilities to manifest from the Warp the ghosts of dead Tanith soldiers. Most notably, he created a ghost of the Cadogus Regiment's Major Berenson and his aide, who the First-and-Only thought to be a normal soldier rather than a Warp echo. Berenson was later "killed" in a Valkyrie crash. When Commissar Hark, who was also in the crash, told the colonel of the 51st Cadogus that Berenson had been killed, the colonel replied that Major Berenson's Valkyrie had actually been shot down en route to meet with the Tanith 1st five days before! Soric was later mercy-killed by Commissar Hark, but told Hark that what he had been using his ability to inform the men of the Tanith 1st that Colonel-Commissar Gaunt was still alive -- he had been captured and tortured by the forces of the Blood Pact.

The Imperium has at times employed a different system of measuring psychic ability, where an individual's psychic profile is represented by a decimal value, presumably from 0 to 1, instead of using the Greek alphabet system.

Witch-Sight
Every psyker of every species possesses the ability known within the Imperium of Man as the Witch-Sight. Because psykers draw on the power of the Immaterium for their abilities, they can see the corona of psychic energy that surrounds every living being in realspace. For sentient beings, this means being able to glimpse the nature of any psychically unshielded person's psyche -- their psychic "aura" in ancient Terran terms. Every psyker's mind interprets or experiences this information differently based on the nature of their own cultural and mental constructs. However, the one constant experienced by all is that people whose psyches are riven by the darker emotions and motivations appear in Witch-Sight as degraded monsters, while those of the opposite persuasion appear as pure or even angelic beings. Psychic Blanks are those rare individuals who possess no presence in the Immaterium and thus are immune to being affected by psychic abilities, such as those humans who inherit the Necron-engineered Pariah gene.When seen by Witch-Sight, the perception of a Blank usually causes an adverse, almost painful reaction in psykers, since they do not possess an aura of any kind and therefore register as psychically disorienting. Eldar psykers are known to possess much more penetrating Witch-Sight than even the most powerful of their human counterparts.

Anti-Psyker Weaponry
Several types of anti-psyker weaponry have been developed by the Imperium, Necrons and other races to counter psykers. For the Imperium, these include the Culexus Assassins and their Psykout weapons, which have devastating effects on psykers. Weapons include the Psycannon, Warp Swords, and the use of other psykers.The Necrons have developed the Cadian Pylons that, once their network is complete will completely separate the Warp from the material universe, thus rendering psykers powerless. On a smaller scale there are the Pariahs, Necrons made from humans with the pariah gene - this makes them, like the Culexus Assassins, soulless, and severely debilitating to nearby psykers. Lastly, the Dark Eldar, while not having any known psykers among their ranks, have developed weapons designed for psyker destruction to be used against their hated Craftworld Eldar counterparts. One of the most gruesome (and rare) is the Crucible of Malediction, a nightmarish device which contains the essence of a slain psyker tortured into insanity. When the Dark Eldar use this weapon, the psyker's tormented soul is released and its power has the potential to consume any psyker on the battlefield as their minds are overloaded by the psychic cacophony of anguish.

Sources
Codex: Imperial Guard (3rd Edition, 2nd Codex)
Codex: Imperial Guard (5th Edition)
Codex: Daemonhunters (3rd Edition)
Codex: Eldar (4th Edition)
Codex: Orks (2nd Edition)
Codex: Orks (5th Edition)
Xenology (Background Book)
Codex: Assassins (3rd Edition)
Codex: Necrons (3rd Edition)
Codex: Space Marines (3rd Edition)
Codex: Eldar (2nd Edition)
Codex: Craftworld Eldar (3rd Edition)
Codex: Imperial Guard (1st Edition)
Warhammer 40,000 Rulebook (3rd Edition)
Warhammer 40,000 Rulebook (5th Edition)
Codex: Dark Eldar (3rd Edition)
Codex: Dark Eldar (5th Edition)

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2012-07-28 07:32:41 AM
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They should hire this guy and his partner Showbizz "TT" Reynolds

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2012-07-28 08:17:26 AM
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2012-07-28 10:21:50 AM

Dadoody: A Psyker is an individual of any ii ...


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2012-07-28 10:42:23 AM
FTA: "We have helped. Can I prove it? No," she said.

Then you haven't helped. Why is this such a hard to grasp concept? Many articles in the media cover the increasing gap between rich and poor. Why don't they cover the increasing gap between rational and ignorant?
 
2012-07-28 10:44:28 AM

jafiwam: Farkin_Crazy: This whole thing is messed up.

One of the girls dads was just granted a delay in his possession of/ manufacture of/ sales of meth trial, not to mention the domestic abuse of her mom.

Her grammy says that "yeah, he narc'd some people off" about the dad.

They supposedly checked into a hotel to get some peace and quiet. And then promptly went to the adjoining casino to drink and play some games (probably with donated money).

Fark, I ain't a psychic and I can tell you what happened.
One of the meth heads they were associated with has or had the girls to ensure that his loose lips didn't sink the meth ship.

The police are just saying this in order to justify knowing something through some back channel.

Illegal search, undercover, tip off from foreign spies, illegal evesdropping of 3 letter agencies, hacker tip off etc.

Pretty clever, a lot of waterheads in Iowa will believe them.

Course the waterhead population in Iowa is pretty high so it is easier there...


As one of those Iowa waterheads I can tell you the meth angle is generally considered to be the most likely scenario. After all, we've been here seen this before

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