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(Daily Mail)   Study: Men and women can NEVER be 'just friends'   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 42
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2012-07-28 01:14:11 AM
6 votes:
cdn0.hark.com

You know what a platonic friend is to a woman? It's like a dick in a glass case. "In case of emergency break open glass."

Men don't have platonic friends. We have women we haven't f*cked yet. "As soon as I figure this out, I'm in there."
2012-07-28 05:53:21 AM
5 votes:

libranoelrose: Women want to fark waaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy more than men do.


Uh huh. Pull the other one, it's got balls on.

thesocietypages.org
2012-07-28 03:49:26 AM
3 votes:

crypticsatellite: If one of them is fat and ugly, they can.


Unless the other has a paper bag and likes mopeds. Then we're right back as square one.
2012-07-28 01:16:01 AM
3 votes:
Daily Mail?

I presume Ric's British brother, Nigel Romero, wrote this article?
2012-07-27 11:01:11 PM
3 votes:
If one of them is fat and ugly, they can.
2012-07-28 11:12:41 AM
2 votes:
I'm imagining having sex with all the over 18 female posters in this thread...
2012-07-28 06:44:35 AM
2 votes:

batcookie: doglover: libranoelrose: Women want to fark waaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy more than men do.

Uh huh. Pull the other one, it's got balls on.

[thesocietypages.org image 500x382]

Flawed logic. Choosing partners is one thing, amount of sex is another. I think if you wanted to go with the gender stereotyping, it'd be more along the lines of "men and women both want sex the same amount, but one would rather have separate partners every time and the other would rather a repeat partner."


Also known as the Coolidge Effect:

... an old joke about Calvin Coolidge when he was President ... The President and Mrs. Coolidge were being shown [separately] around an experimental government farm. When [Mrs. Coolidge] came to the chicken yard she noticed that a rooster was mating very frequently. She asked the attendant how often that happened and was told, "Dozens of times each day." Mrs. Coolidge said, "Tell that to the President when he comes by." Upon being told, President asked, "Same hen every time?" The reply was, "Oh, no, Mr. President, a different hen every time." President: "Tell that to Mrs. Coolidge."
2012-07-28 06:04:01 AM
2 votes:

libranoelrose: If you had a girlfriend, and she really likes you, you wouldn't be on Fark right now posting that crap picture.


If I had a girlfriend as horny as me, she'd having sex with me so often, I'd probably start farking while I'm Farking just because otherwise I'd never get anything else done.
2012-07-28 04:50:35 AM
2 votes:

batcookie: This. I really hate when people manipulate research in order to support their appeal to common practice fallacies.


In this context I believe it is spelled phalluses.
2012-07-28 04:26:05 AM
2 votes:
Articles like this make me think that heterosexuals are all paranoid psychotics.
2012-07-28 04:04:04 AM
2 votes:

wyltoknow: Newsflash: assholes who try to cajole sex out of a woman through pretense of friendship think that every other guy is like them.

Newsflash: people are different and have different motives and feelings about certain situations.

I think some guys are just incredibly incapable of realizing the dynamic of a friendship, though. "Oh, I believe that the thought of her naked is nice, we can't really be called friends." What the fark ever.


You do realize no one in this thread is going to sleep with you because you are lying to them about being more evolved than other men, right?
mjg
2012-07-28 04:00:00 AM
2 votes:
2012-07-28 02:35:20 AM
2 votes:

syrynxx: Men can be 'just friends' with women they don't want to sex. Women can be 'just friends' with men they don't want to sex.


Almost like there's some type of "zone". I think we're onto something big here.
2012-07-28 01:12:23 AM
2 votes:
I have plenty of female friends, but then again, I've been neutered after 23 years of marriage.

/dated her for quite a few years prior so we could put ourselves through college
2012-07-28 12:46:37 AM
2 votes:
Apparently he thinks all guys are straight.
2012-07-28 12:45:50 AM
2 votes:

Aar1012: NotARocketScientist: Female here, and most of my best friends have been male. It is entirely possible, especially if one or both are married. Helps that though I'm not ugly, I'm not a sex kitten either.

You do know that they both want to have hot sex with you, right? They just cannot tell you directly


Do be fair the thought will nearly always cross our minds with just about any woman we meet unless she is completely repulsive. And believe me ladies, it takes actual effort to be that repulsive. We're simply wired to want to spread our genes far and wide.
2012-07-28 12:41:57 AM
2 votes:
I think what the author is trying to say is that he wants to have every woman he knows. He wants to have them take off their clothes. He'll make it with them unless they say no 'cause he's a heterosexual man. He'll make it with them whenever he can.

I think that's fair to say.
2012-07-27 11:40:36 PM
2 votes:
images.mylot.com
2012-07-27 11:38:09 PM
2 votes:
Men can be 'just friends' with women they don't want to sex. Women can be 'just friends' with men they don't want to sex. It's just that usually, the other person in a 'just friends' relationship does want the sexing. When neither partner wants to sex the other, they're not called 'just friends'; they're just called 'friends'. Also, unicorns are real.
2012-07-27 11:08:36 PM
2 votes:
I've been just friends with lots of girls. LOTS and lots of girls :/
2012-07-29 12:33:03 AM
1 votes:

CapeFearCadaver: I'm a chick, a fairly attractive chick, yet I just spent the entire day with a large group of men who, in your eyes, only hang out with me because they want to fark me?


Yes. If you think otherwise, you're deluding your self.
2012-07-28 03:12:30 PM
1 votes:

cryinoutloud: FirstNationalBastard: They're trying very, very hard to convince themselves that they have something to offer other than sex. But it's just not working...

I think we've already established that you guys have nothing to offer us either, unless you're that clown who buys his women, and you're the stupid woman who will be bought. Just because you have bad taste in women doesn't mean that we're all out to get you. We just don't care anymore. We can earn our own money now. The only women who want you now are the ones you can buy, which are the only ones you deserve anyway.


FirstNationalBastard: cryinoutloud: FirstNationalBastard: They're trying very, very hard to convince themselves that they have something to offer other than sex. But it's just not working...

I think we've already established that you guys have nothing to offer us either, unless you're that clown who buys his women, and you're the stupid woman who will be bought. Just because you have bad taste in women doesn't mean that we're all out to get you. We just don't care anymore. We can earn our own money now.

...yet still want to be supported or reap the undeserved financial benefits of pumping out a kid or marrying a rich guy.



Wow. The make up sex you two will have after this should be epic.
2012-07-28 02:52:10 PM
1 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: They're trying very, very hard to convince themselves that they have something to offer other than sex. But it's just not working...


I think we've already established that you guys have nothing to offer us either, unless you're that clown who buys his women, and you're the stupid woman who will be bought. Just because you have bad taste in women doesn't mean that we're all out to get you. We just don't care anymore. We can earn our own money now. The only women who want you now are the ones you can buy, which are the only ones you deserve anyway.
2012-07-28 01:07:09 PM
1 votes:

WhippingBoy: Ihaveanevilparrot: Apparently you don't know any women worth being friends with, or are able to form healthy non-sexual
relationships with the opposite sex.

I don't know any women worth being friends with for the same reason I don't know any leprechauns.


It's always interesting in these threads to see the women come out of the woodwork and insist very loudly that men like women for who they are, not just pussy.

They're trying very, very hard to convince themselves that they have something to offer other than sex. But it's just not working...
2012-07-28 10:26:56 AM
1 votes:
Brilliant stock photo, Daily Mail. "I cast the spell of shoulder roses upon thee!"

i.dailymail.co.uk
2012-07-28 09:59:09 AM
1 votes:
A lot of women may be surprised that the only reason they have close male friends is because said males are attracted to them. They may be the gentlemanly/pussy sort who won't act on it or even let you know, but every time you rest your head on their shoulder, they cry a little on the inside.

I have two very close female friends. One of them lets me do dirty things to her when we (read: she) gets drunk, and then we go back to being friends the next day. Hasn't gotten weird in 5 years. The other one is a lesbian who looks and acts like a guy.

I used to have more female friends, but nowadays if a woman tells me she only wants to be friends, I tell her I'll only be her friend if we can do anal. She'll either be disgusted and leave me alone, or she'll bend over and let me put my meat in her trunk. Who loses? Not I, my friends. Not I.
2012-07-28 08:23:56 AM
1 votes:

HotIgneous Intruder: ...the human penis is designed as it is for a reason. The mushroom head is specifically adapted to hydraulically eject rival sperm and the length is adapted to implanting sperm as near as possible to the cervix.


This is my favorite pickup line.
2012-07-28 06:27:50 AM
1 votes:
I've never been good at telling if a woman is interested in me as just a friend or dating material. Add the category of "professional friendship," and it gets even tougher. True story- about a year and a half ago, I car-pooled with two ladies to a seminar. Both were in the same business as I am, and both were just casual acquaintances at that point. I got to the car park early and met one of them, and we had a brief conversation while waiting for our ride. She was going through a nasty marriage then, and I politely listened to her story. At one point she says, "if I ever get divorced, all I want is a f*ck buddy." This really took me by surprise, but I just took it as the rantings of a troubled woman, and filed her comment away for future reference. We've had minor contact since then, and our conversations have always revolved around our business. I've always wondered if her comment was an invitation to me, or if she was just blowing off steam. She's since gotten her divorce, and a few days ago I get a text that asked," have you been to any classes or seminars lately?" She obviously has some interest in me, but I don't know if it's personal or professional. Could be both.
2012-07-28 05:50:42 AM
1 votes:

batcookie: Men want to have sex. Their standards are way lower. Just by the statistics alone if you're a female and have a male friend, he'll probably fark you if you give him half a chance. That doesn't mean he was a false friend. It only means that in his mind, he isn't perpetually 'just a friend'.

Just because guys don't get as much sex as women CAN, doesn't mean they'll fark anything that moves. Yeah, that thing we have, it needs to 'want' it to work, unless you're a rapist or something.


Women want to fark waaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy more than men do.

They are just more selective.

Internet dudes are almost exclusively retarded when it comes down to intimate relationships.

What happened, Fark?

You used to be so much hotter.
2012-07-28 04:44:33 AM
1 votes:

God-is-a-Taco: freespirited:

All at one time? So how long have you been practicing Bukkake?

If you know a better way to form a lasting friendship I'd like to hear it.
You think it's a coincidence the Japanese culture prides itself on honor and respect?


That sounds sticky. Cum again?
2012-07-28 04:33:58 AM
1 votes:
i.dailymail.co.uk

There is so much douchebag going on in this photo I don't know where to begin.
mjg
2012-07-28 04:16:53 AM
1 votes:

crypticsatellite: If one of them is fat and ugly, they can.



Nah, you'd still throw her a finger-pop.
2012-07-28 04:14:27 AM
1 votes:
Ladies, unless youre fat/ugly, your guy friends WOULD bone you given the chance. You may have an awesome platonic relationship and be the best of friends, but dont kid yourselves, they would.

Ive had this exact conversation with my SOs male friends, its basically "yeah, of course i would, but i know its not gonna happen, so i dont even bother thinking about it much anymore." And i dont kid myself that this isnt the best i could hope for from them, because id probably do the same.
2012-07-28 04:01:45 AM
1 votes:

NotARocketScientist: Female here, and most of my best friends have been male. It is entirely possible, especially if one or both are married. Helps that though I'm not ugly, I'm not a sex kitten either.


First, Friends are very possible, not probable, but possible.

Second, being married has nothing to do with it. A married guy may not act, but he can still want or plan for the future. He could also act. Also, you being married wont stop the desire either, so when your man gets nervous about "your friend" he should.

Third, you really wouldnt know if your best friends wanted anything if they didn't tell you.

/ hell, I want most of my FACEBOOK friends. Or at least did at one time. When they werent old and dumpy.
// okay, id take em old and dumpy.
2012-07-28 04:00:05 AM
1 votes:
Study: (Straight) Men in female-male friendships are more likely to be sexually/romantically attracted to their friend than visa versa.

DailyFail: (Straight) Men and women can't be just friends.
2012-07-28 03:39:53 AM
1 votes:

crypticsatellite: If one of them is fat and ugly, they can.


Over in one.
2012-07-28 03:30:51 AM
1 votes:
Like the woman hasn't figured out you might want to sleep with her. I bet she tells her girlfriends she suspects you want to fark her but she will never let you anyways.
2012-07-28 03:27:25 AM
1 votes:
As long as the dude is gay or a eunuch it might be possible I guess. Maybe
2012-07-28 02:17:07 AM
1 votes:
That's not true. I have several gay friends, and a few straight (and married) male friends.
2012-07-28 01:06:57 AM
1 votes:
You can be "just friends" with someone, and also fark their brains out sometimes.

The problem is everyone wants to have sex but no one wants to give it up easy because society frowns on that.

If we were all like bonobos and just said "Hey, sex is fun." and did it all the time for no reason A: we'd be immune to STDs via darwinisms. B: there'd be no ZOMG RELATIONSHIPS IS TEH HARDNESS! kind of drama. If I like you, you like me and we fark, we can still be friends. I like you, you like me, we don't fark, we can still be friends. Problems arise when one person feels differently about the farking.
2012-07-28 12:38:16 AM
1 votes:

NotARocketScientist: Female here, and most of my best friends have been male. It is entirely possible, especially if one or both are married. Helps that though I'm not ugly, I'm not a sex kitten either.


You do know that they both want to have hot sex with you, right? They just cannot tell you directly
2012-07-27 11:57:49 PM
1 votes:
Female here, and most of my best friends have been male. It is entirely possible, especially if one or both are married. Helps that though I'm not ugly, I'm not a sex kitten either.
 
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