Just yesterday I was walking down the street, when Hans Zimmer approached me and started talking about how the shootings in Aurora was tragic, and if I would be nice enough to go onto iTunes and buy a tribute song he created, where the donations would go to the victim of the tragedy. I said sure, Mr Zimmer, it would be an honor. How much does the track cost? He replied, "I need about tree-fiddy."
Well, it was about that time I noticed that Hans Zimmer was about eight stories tall and was a crustacean from the Paleolithic Era. The Loch Ness Monster. I said "Dammit, monster, get out of my way! I ain't giving you no tree fiddy!" He replied, "How about two fiddy?"
urban.derelict: feckingmorons: I'm in for $1.29[lh6.googleusercontent.com image 50x50]f*cking arm yourselves, the revolution will not be advertisedpeople are rioting against their governments all over the f*cking worldbreaking the grasp of the f*cking bankers who indebt every f*cking one of youman up, nancies
doglover: Larry Mahnken: You're getting awfully pissed off about something you shouldn't be getting at all pissed off about. You should probably calm down.I had to sing We Are the World for like 6 minutes yesterday. I'm allowed to be upset about that.
paulseta: I laid flowers at the base of the entrance to the American embassy in my city after 9/11
BigJake: I'm hoping that the fact that it's for a good cause will make you not realize it's actually substandard crap.
Wolf892: I too hate when the rich come out with something that begs us normies to pony up the cash. I especially hate it when a celeb gets an illness and then suddenly ends up on tv talking about how we all have to donate to find a cure...that celeb didn't care about a cure until he/she had the illness...and these rich folk don't care a hoot about the suffering of the normies in everyday life...Rich people could just plunk down their own money for a change, like this shooting. If Zimmer wanted, he could buy each and every one of the people in that theater a new house or pay off every medical bill that the injured received...but no, he writes something on his piano that probably took him thirty minutes and basks in the glow of hero worship while us normies cough up the dough.Rich people have one rule, never invest your own money in a project. Follow that rule, and you'll get rich.
PhiloeBedoe: It stinks like Redditt in here
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