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(The Sun)   Smoking hot 23-year-old: "I've been binge drinking since I was 11, now I'm blind in one eye" (w/pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 168
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gja
2012-07-27 09:36:50 PM  
Subby must be blind in BOTH eyes to call this one 'smoking hot'.

/thats a REALLY rough 23, gaddam.
 
2012-07-27 09:38:18 PM  
Well, at least she didn't get fat.
 
2012-07-27 09:41:52 PM  
Skeletor was always subbys favorite.
 
2012-07-27 09:44:43 PM  
O_x
 
2012-07-27 09:45:12 PM  
Suzi blames her disobedient behavior on the mental condition Oppositional Defiant Disorder (ODD), which she claims was diagnosed when she was 14.

Doctor: "Hmm, that's odd."
 
2012-07-27 09:52:00 PM  
media.desura.com
 
2012-07-27 10:08:53 PM  
"At school, most of my friends were boys, but I didn't struggle to keep up with them. I could easily polish off a crate of beer - 24 cans - and a bottle of vodka in a day.

No, I'm not buying that especially for someone that thin.

A case of beer and a liter of vodak?

For one thing, how fast do you drink? 2 beers an hour means it would take 12 hours to drink a case of beer. Certainly some people can keep up a faster pace than that, but while you're also polishing off a liter of vodka?

I'm certain someone will reply by saying that's just a typical Monday afternoon for them but they're probably a fat fark who weighs 300 pounds and is also prone to exaggeration.
 
2012-07-27 10:13:40 PM  
Smokin' hot not. Serious alcoholic yes.
 
2012-07-27 10:21:05 PM  
So, just a question.... is every woman in the UK a farked up mom with a 5 year old by the time they are 22 and live in public housing? At least from the stories we get on Fark it appears so.
 
2012-07-27 10:23:52 PM  

Happy Hours: No, I'm not buying that especially for someone that thin.


Don't underestimate alcohol tolerance.
 
2012-07-27 10:24:42 PM  

dletter: So, just a question.... is every woman in the UK a farked up mom with a 5 year old by the time they are 22 and live in public housing? At least from the stories we get on Fark it appears so.

You are not alone in that belief.
 
2012-07-27 10:41:30 PM  
Eh. Odds are she'd be easy enough to nail.
 
2012-07-27 10:44:01 PM  
Smoking hot? Oh, that's right...British standards.
 
2012-07-27 10:54:36 PM  
Subby, just cuz she's easy don't make her hot.
 
2012-07-27 10:58:48 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Eh. Odds are she'd be easy enough to nail.


Sure, just sneak up on her from her blind side.
 
2012-07-27 11:03:36 PM  

bingethinker: FirstNationalBastard: Eh. Odds are she'd be easy enough to nail.

Sure, just sneak up on her from her blind side.


Give her a couple drinks and she'd never see it coming
 
2012-07-27 11:06:28 PM  
I'd throw her a cocktail.

/maybe like 20 sliders too
 
2012-07-27 11:07:46 PM  

Happy Hours: No, I'm not buying that


I'm with you, not an easy task for a seasoned lush.
 
2012-07-27 11:15:56 PM  

gja: Subby must be blind in BOTH eyes to call this one 'smoking hot'.

/thats a REALLY rough 23, gaddam.


HELLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
this is a daily mail - british meme. Smoking hot is code for skank.
 
2012-07-27 11:48:49 PM  
This is proof Romney understands the Anglo Saxons. Put this girl in the states, and she's a Republican.
 
2012-07-28 12:05:25 AM  
FTA: Suzi blames her disobedient behaviour on the mental condition Oppositional Defiant Disorder (ODD),

OMFG, can we just drag all the psychologists and psychiatrists in the world into the street and shoot them yet?

/Why no, I'm not on medication.
 
2012-07-28 12:06:32 AM  
Let's see, subby says the woman is "smoking hot" and the article comes from the Sun. I'm going to take a wild guess and say the woman is actually a complete hosebeast, and should be nuked from orbit, just to be sure.
 
2012-07-28 12:29:14 AM  
I gotta stop reading these Sun articles. England seems like such a sad, depressing place.
 
2012-07-28 12:55:25 AM  
I see that subs' and my taste in women do not overlap.
 
2012-07-28 01:54:45 AM  

Elvis_Bogart: Smoking hot? Oh, that's right...British standards.


yeah, she's hot for a british chick, i guess
 
2012-07-28 01:57:48 AM  

bojon: dletter: So, just a question.... is every woman in the UK a farked up mom with a 5 year old by the time they are 22 and live in public housing? At least from the stories we get on Fark it appears so.
You are not alone in that belief.




Indeed, this is what a I believe also.

"Smoking hot". Damn, I hope that I'm never that drunk.
 
2012-07-28 02:40:18 AM  
FTFA: SUZI is sadly deluded if she thinks eight beers and half a bottle of Malibu is just "the odd drink".

No, she's right. Malibu is a very odd drink.
 
2012-07-28 02:57:21 AM  
Heh. I used to drink 3 or 4 liters of vodka, plus anywhere from 96-128 beers every day...

Happy Hours: I'm certain someone will reply by saying that's just a typical Monday afternoon for them but they're probably a fat fark who weighs 300 pounds and is also prone to exaggeration.


ts2.mm.bing.net

Confession time guys: I was lying about the drinking part. I just wanted you to like me.
 
2012-07-28 05:15:14 AM  
i immediately laughed out loud and had to shield my eyes from the monitor when i saw that mess, i am not gonna lie. holy sh*t subby, you funny!
 
2012-07-28 05:15:30 AM  
Oh wow, how did I know she wasn't actually hot?

/one of the dumbest fark memes ever, way too predictable now.
 
2012-07-28 05:15:47 AM  
She needs to put down the bottle and pickup a burger, or two, or three.

/not hot at all
 
2012-07-28 05:16:10 AM  
I'll stop when I need glasses.

Though it may be hard to determine exactly which one caused it - what's a girl to do?
 
2012-07-28 05:20:44 AM  
us6.memecdn.com
 
2012-07-28 05:24:22 AM  
"At school, most of my friends were boys, but I didn't struggle to keep up with them. I could easily polish off a crate of beer - 24 cans - and a bottle of vodka in a day."

no i'm not buying that either. in the years i drank to excess regularly i knocked off a case here and a bottle there, it wasn't daily practice by far. i'm a very tall man, back then i was only 230 and i would be quite fark-faced on these occasions. that is drink till you pass out kind of drinking, weekend & party stuff of youth.
 
2012-07-28 05:24:22 AM  
Donkey punch from the left side. Got it.

Looks like she'd like it.
 
2012-07-28 05:25:41 AM  
Why do I get the feeling based on her continuing drinking and boasting about alcohol tolerance and amounts drank she simply believes drinking is the cool thing rather than enjoys what she drinks? This is why she is drinking something which mixes a terrible rum with a terrible liquer. Bet she drinks light beers as well.
 
2012-07-28 05:35:43 AM  
I've seen so many drunks in my time, I have no pity for any of them anymore.
 
2012-07-28 05:36:22 AM  

Happy Hours: "At school, most of my friends were boys, but I didn't struggle to keep up with them. I could easily polish off a crate of beer - 24 cans - and a bottle of vodka in a day.

No, I'm not buying that especially for someone that thin.

A case of beer and a liter of vodak?

For one thing, how fast do you drink? 2 beers an hour means it would take 12 hours to drink a case of beer. Certainly some people can keep up a faster pace than that, but while you're also polishing off a liter of vodka?

I'm certain someone will reply by saying that's just a typical Monday afternoon for them but they're probably a fat fark who weighs 300 pounds and is also prone to exaggeration.


There are plenty of fat drunks, but the real hardcore alcoholics? Theyre usually skinny just because they dont eat. Alcohol calories do not convert into fat unless in the presence of carbohydrates. Beer does make you fat, vodka does not if you dont eat anything.
 
2012-07-28 05:36:30 AM  

smells_like_meat: bojon: dletter: So, just a question.... is every woman in the UK a farked up mom with a 5 year old by the time they are 22 and live in public housing? At least from the stories we get on Fark it appears so.
You are not alone in that belief.



Indeed, this is what a I believe also.

"Smoking hot". Damn, I hope that I'm never that drunk.


'tis the truth, except for the young, single mum shiat - that's still a minority.

/Got an antipodean girlfriend, much nicer than all the English women I had relationships with
//No, she's not looking at me type this
 
2012-07-28 05:38:19 AM  
I've been binge boozing since I was 11... I'm now blind in one eye and I have liver damage

Gee, you don't freakin' say.

I have no sympathy.
 
2012-07-28 05:43:04 AM  

gja: Subby must be blind in BOTH eyes to call this one 'smoking hot'.

/thats a REALLY rough 23, gaddam.


Drinking that hard will do that to your body. While I'll agree she could use a paper bag, now, from the picture in the article, it seems she was pretty hot at 14. She probably still would be, if not for the alcohol. Maybe subby was giving her the benefit of a doubt.

On the other hand. you've gotta give her credit: she didn't drink during her pregnancy. That's better than half the people on Fark could do.
 
2012-07-28 05:45:55 AM  
What kind of sad depressing place is this girl from? geeze.
 
2012-07-28 05:46:55 AM  
Yesterday's headline was much better.

o_O
 
2012-07-28 05:47:04 AM  
Suzi says: "It's my worst nightmare that she will turn out like me. I'm going to teach her to drink responsibly.

"I'll give her a drink when she comes and asks me for one, but hopefully it won't be before she is 16.

"If she does come to me when she is 14 I'll give her the smallest drink, like an alcopop. But she will have to drink with me, at home."


Don't do as I do..... do as I.... DRINK UP!
 
2012-07-28 05:47:54 AM  

Coelacanth: I've seen so many drunks in my time, I have no pity for any of them anymore.


Mother Theresa would be proud.
 
2012-07-28 05:48:30 AM  
Remember, on Fark
Smoking Hot = because she should DIAF, or we should KIWF.
 
2012-07-28 05:56:09 AM  
this girl is begging to be farked and forgotten.
hit it and quit it.

I dont care what euphemism you want to use. That girl is crying out for attention.
 
2012-07-28 06:01:30 AM  

uofacats2004: this girl is begging to be farked and forgotten.
hit it and quit it.

I dont care what euphemism you want to use. That girl is crying out for attention.


Did you not see the thread from yesterday?
 
2012-07-28 06:02:57 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: O_x


That's some real purty context you got thar, baby.
 
2012-07-28 06:03:42 AM  

libranoelrose: uofacats2004: this girl is begging to be farked and forgotten.
hit it and quit it.

I dont care what euphemism you want to use. That girl is crying out for attention.

Did you not see the thread from yesterday?


i didnt... ?
 
2012-07-28 06:06:20 AM  

TheJoe03: Oh wow, how did I know she wasn't actually hot?

/one of the dumbest fark memes ever, way too predictable now.


Ah, we both still clicked. You never know how bad it might be until you look. This time wasn't horrific, just meh.
 
2012-07-28 06:16:36 AM  
If you replace every mention of alcohol with meth use, the article makes way more sense.

Also Subby, being thin does not automatically make a woman attrative. Seek professional help.
 
2012-07-28 06:24:26 AM  
"It was my birthday recently and I only drank eight beers and half a bottle of Malibu."

This made me laugh
 
2012-07-28 06:25:39 AM  
"It was my birthday recently and I only drank eight beers and half a bottle of Malibu."

"I'm not supposed to drink at all."

Also what is Oppositional Defiant Disorder?

Doing what people tell you not to do?

Hell, every 14 year old I have ever met has had that one!

IT`S A PANDEMIC!!!!!
 
2012-07-28 06:28:57 AM  

Cyno01: There are plenty of fat drunks, but the real hardcore alcoholics? Theyre usually skinny just because they dont eat. Alcohol calories do not convert into fat unless in the presence of carbohydrates. Beer does make you fat, vodka does not if you dont eat anything.


Well, I know that all too well but generally heavier people can absorb more alcohol and have a lesser BAC than those of us who are not fat.

And also studies have shown that women do get drunker faster than men so she's got that working against her.

I could believe a liter of vodka in a single night....hell, I've done that too many times not to believe. I could even believe a case of beer in a night. I could even believe some combination of both, but not an entire case and an entire liter of vodak at the same time. At some point you're just going to sit down and rest your eyes and pass the fark out.

And since you brought it up, beer doesn't make you fat either. Sure, it has calories, but there's no fat content and if you drink enough beer and neglect to eat you will lose weight.
 
2012-07-28 06:29:00 AM  
Ha ha ha! Fark you subby! I didn't click the link, and I'm not going to!!!
 
2012-07-28 06:34:00 AM  

libranoelrose: Coelacanth: I've seen so many drunks in my time, I have no pity for any of them anymore.

Mother Theresa would be proud.


It's just inevitable. Compassion fatigue is real and happens to some given enough exposure. Interestingly those who have enormous capacity for feeling and expressing empathy tend to be more at risk of compassion fatigue.
 
2012-07-28 06:38:10 AM  

uofacats2004: libranoelrose: uofacats2004: this girl is begging to be farked and forgotten.
hit it and quit it.

I dont care what euphemism you want to use. That girl is crying out for attention.

Did you not see the thread from yesterday?

i didnt... ?



Link
 
2012-07-28 06:40:30 AM  

Nidiot: libranoelrose: Coelacanth: I've seen so many drunks in my time, I have no pity for any of them anymore.

Mother Theresa would be proud.

It's just inevitable. Compassion fatigue is real and happens to some given enough exposure. Interestingly those who have enormous capacity for feeling and expressing empathy tend to be more at risk of compassion fatigue.


It had nothing to do with compassion fatigue.

She made sure that her congregants suffered as Christ did.

Then she finally admitted that she thought what she was doing was a horrible thing to do.

Demagoguery is a horrible thing.
 
2012-07-28 06:41:19 AM  

Wolfling: Ha ha ha! Fark you subby! I didn't click the link, and I'm not going to!!!


I'm not subby.

Why are you making me suffer?
 
2012-07-28 06:41:48 AM  
She's doomed.

So, what else is new?
 
2012-07-28 06:42:00 AM  

H31N0US: "It was my birthday recently and I only drank eight beers and half a bottle of Malibu."

This made me laugh


Lightweight.
 
2012-07-28 06:42:35 AM  

SandMann: She's doomed.

So, what else is new?


Soooo...

We meet again...
 
2012-07-28 06:42:51 AM  

dready zim: Also what is Oppositional Defiant Disorder?


From what I know it's like the child version of anti social personality disorder.
 
2012-07-28 06:45:47 AM  

Happy Hours: And since you brought it up, beer doesn't make you fat either. Sure, it has calories, but there's no fat content and if you drink enough beer and neglect to eat you will lose weight.


Fail.

For all the fat people, if you take in more calories than you expend you will gain weight, it does not matter how much fat is in the content or if those calories come from beer, vodak or cupcakes.
 
2012-07-28 06:46:11 AM  

dletter: So, just a question.... is every woman in the UK a farked up mom with a 5 year old by the time they are 22 and live in public housing? At least from the stories we get on Fark it appears so.


No. Just the overachievers.
 
2012-07-28 06:49:25 AM  

libranoelrose: Nidiot: libranoelrose: Coelacanth: I've seen so many drunks in my time, I have no pity for any of them anymore.

Mother Theresa would be proud.

It's just inevitable. Compassion fatigue is real and happens to some given enough exposure. Interestingly those who have enormous capacity for feeling and expressing empathy tend to be more at risk of compassion fatigue.

It had nothing to do with compassion fatigue.

She made sure that her congregants suffered as Christ did.

Then she finally admitted that she thought what she was doing was a horrible thing to do.

Demagoguery is a horrible thing.


Good point. I sort of skimmed the Mother Theresa aspect in favour of all those who can't find it in them to pity drunks anymore. But you got her summed up nicely. I think I'd rather the compassion fatigued over her any day.
 
2012-07-28 06:50:31 AM  
I don't care what y'all say, I would totally hit that.
 
2012-07-28 06:52:00 AM  
I used to be binge drinker too...until a took an arrow to the knee.

/sorry
 
2012-07-28 06:52:15 AM  
Oh, you mean "UK Smoking Hot"? That's like a 4 in US.
 
2012-07-28 06:52:59 AM  
I've gotten drunk with worse....
 
2012-07-28 06:54:40 AM  

Nidiot: libranoelrose: Nidiot: libranoelrose: Coelacanth: I've seen so many drunks in my time, I have no pity for any of them anymore.

Mother Theresa would be proud.

It's just inevitable. Compassion fatigue is real and happens to some given enough exposure. Interestingly those who have enormous capacity for feeling and expressing empathy tend to be more at risk of compassion fatigue.

It had nothing to do with compassion fatigue.

She made sure that her congregants suffered as Christ did.

Then she finally admitted that she thought what she was doing was a horrible thing to do.

Demagoguery is a horrible thing.

Good point. I sort of skimmed the Mother Theresa aspect in favour of all those who can't find it in them to pity drunks anymore. But you got her summed up nicely. I think I'd rather the compassion fatigued over her any day.


Mother Teresa was a scary biatch. Ever see the number Penn & Teller did on her on their show Bullshiat?
 
2012-07-28 07:03:08 AM  
THAT'S what passes for "smoking hot" these days? I suggest subby Google "Michelle Jenneke".
 
2012-07-28 07:03:13 AM  
Smoking hot 23-year-old

jesus..... I'm a drunken scotsman and even I'd rather shave me nuts with a flymo than entertain that "thing"
 
2012-07-28 07:08:01 AM  
She's skinny, so that's a plus, but otherwise she's kind of odd looking.
 
2012-07-28 07:12:34 AM  
she's kind of odd looking.

It'd be more "odd looking" if I wore a mankini and strutted round like a bloody pheasant
 
2012-07-28 07:19:07 AM  

SlantyBaws: she's kind of odd looking.

It'd be more "odd looking" if I wore a mankini and strutted round like a bloody pheasant


I think you meant to say "less"
 
2012-07-28 07:20:16 AM  
Smoking hot for England, maybe.
 
2012-07-28 07:24:44 AM  

mrboyer: Happy Hours: And since you brought it up, beer doesn't make you fat either. Sure, it has calories, but there's no fat content and if you drink enough beer and neglect to eat you will lose weight.

Fail.

For all the fat people, if you take in more calories than you expend you will gain weight, it does not matter how much fat is in the content or if those calories come from beer, vodak or cupcakes.


All I can speak from is personal experience. I do know I lost 50 pounds on a mostly beer diet without any exercise other than walking up and down a staircase to get more beer from the 'fridge.

And I was all like WTF? Doesn't beer have calories? I must be consuming at least 2000 calories in beer alone. To be fair, I did occasionally eat food but not a significant amount compared to the beer.

When I saw my weight dip below 150 pounds I felt like I was dying and I had to make a conscious effort to eat more and even started buying food with lots of fat. I'm now at what would probably be considered a healthy weight for my height but a week long bender (on just beer) can cause me to lose as much as 10 pounds. The calories simply do not stick to me.

Quite often the so-called "beer-bellies" that people get come from the shiat they eat while drunk and not the beer itself.

So stop going to McDonalds and KFC and buy some fruit and veggies at the grocery store. You can eat meat too, but try not to buy the frozen White Castle burgers in the frozen food section at the supermarket.
 
2012-07-28 07:30:29 AM  
Original poster must be drinking too much vodak.

Someone should give a quarter, or 25p, to get a rat to gnaw that think off her lip.
 
2012-07-28 07:35:11 AM  

Rufus Lee King: Chavettes: what a phenomenon. WARNING: They are breeding. In fact, that's what they do best, innit?

[files.coloribus.com image 600x424]


She looks like a Chavette who's at least attempting to reform. What would they call that?

It's the 'Britney Spears/Lindsay Lohan' phenomena. Yes at 14 she was smokin' hot, but your body can only take so much drinking and partying.
 
2012-07-28 07:36:04 AM  
Oh no, so many superheroes and villains appearing lately!

Now we have a Giraffe Woman!
 
2012-07-28 07:37:04 AM  
looks like a bag of antlers to me
the other chavettes are probably going to eat her
 
2012-07-28 07:39:56 AM  
Suzi says: "It's my worst nightmare that she will turn out like me. I'm going to teach her to drink responsibly.

"I'll give her a drink when she comes and asks me for one, but hopefully it won't be before she is 16.

"If she does come to me when she is 14 I'll give her the smallest drink, like an alcopop. But she will have to drink with me, at home."


This child is already doomed to repeat the idiocy of the mother. Obviously mom's brain cells have also been destroyed. But she will have to drink with me, at home. Yup, the kid will never think to sneak a drink away from home. You go girl.
 
2012-07-28 07:41:27 AM  

dready zim: Also what is Oppositional Defiant Disorder?


[quote=Wikipedia]Oppositional defiant disorder (ODD) is a diagnosis described by the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM) as an ongoing pattern of anger guided disobedience, hostilely defiant behavior toward authority figures which goes beyond the bounds of normal childhood behavior. People may appear very stubborn and often angry.

So no, it's more than simply being contrary. There's a strong degree of sudden meltdown involved.
 
2012-07-28 07:48:43 AM  
 
2012-07-28 07:53:01 AM  
t1.gstatic.com
 
2012-07-28 07:58:30 AM  

KrispyKritter: "At school, most of my friends were boys, but I didn't struggle to keep up with them. I could easily polish off a crate of beer - 24 cans - and a bottle of vodka in a day."

no i'm not buying that either. in the years i drank to excess regularly i knocked off a case here and a bottle there, it wasn't daily practice by far. i'm a very tall man, back then i was only 230 and i would be quite fark-faced on these occasions. that is drink till you pass out kind of drinking, weekend & party stuff of youth.


I'm 130 and I drink about 2 to 3 bottles of wine a night and maintain a job in technology. Yes, I have a problem (and seeking treatment.) You build up a tolerance when you're an abuser. But it's pretty clear to me that my tolerance level is through the roof compared to many of my 200+ friends. And as has been noted above, you don't gain weight simply from drinking, in fact, the most problematic drinkers I know arn't fat and dont necessarily have beer bellies. So when you say, "You're not buying that," and speak from personal experience, you should try a case a day, for many years.
 
2012-07-28 08:00:06 AM  
Smokin' hot? Did you mean.. Smokin' pot?

webpages.charter.net
 
2012-07-28 08:04:23 AM  

Happy Hours: "At school, most of my friends were boys, but I didn't struggle to keep up with them. I could easily polish off a crate of beer - 24 cans - and a bottle of vodka in a day.

No, I'm not buying that especially for someone that thin.

A case of beer and a liter of vodak?

For one thing, how fast do you drink? 2 beers an hour means it would take 12 hours to drink a case of beer. Certainly some people can keep up a faster pace than that, but while you're also polishing off a liter of vodka?

I'm certain someone will reply by saying that's just a typical Monday afternoon for them but they're probably a fat fark who weighs 300 pounds and is also prone to exaggeration.


Guy I worked with in college:

5'8", ~140-150lbs
Drank a 36 pack of Coors Light, Bud Light, whatever every day after work. As fast as you could open and empty the can, the next one was open. He would also do shots in between, probably went through a bottle of vodak or rum. And if he was still up for it, he would go for another 6-12 more beers.

At the time, I thought that this was an amazing talent, hindsight, dude had a problem.
 
2012-07-28 08:06:52 AM  

phlegmmo: Suzi blames her disobedient behavior on the mental condition Oppositional Defiant Disorder (ODD), which she claims was diagnosed when she was 14.

Doctor: "Hmm, that's odd."


ODD? I think there's a support group for that condition known as FARK. So which one of you...?
 
2012-07-28 08:17:24 AM  

Happy Hours: mrboyer: Happy Hours: And since you brought it up, beer doesn't make you fat either. Sure, it has calories, but there's no fat content and if you drink enough beer and neglect to eat you will lose weight.

Fail.

For all the fat people, if you take in more calories than you expend you will gain weight, it does not matter how much fat is in the content or if those calories come from beer, vodak or cupcakes.

All I can speak from is personal experience. I do know I lost 50 pounds on a mostly beer diet without any exercise other than walking up and down a staircase to get more beer from the 'fridge.

And I was all like WTF? Doesn't beer have calories? I must be consuming at least 2000 calories in beer alone. To be fair, I did occasionally eat food but not a significant amount compared to the beer.

When I saw my weight dip below 150 pounds I felt like I was dying and I had to make a conscious effort to eat more and even started buying food with lots of fat. I'm now at what would probably be considered a healthy weight for my height but a week long bender (on just beer) can cause me to lose as much as 10 pounds. The calories simply do not stick to me.

Quite often the so-called "beer-bellies" that people get come from the shiat they eat while drunk and not the beer itself.

So stop going to McDonalds and KFC and buy some fruit and veggies at the grocery store. You can eat meat too, but try not to buy the frozen White Castle burgers in the frozen food section at the supermarket.


I'm guessing you were relatively young and had a reasonably high metabolism at them time, coupled with alcohol's inhibitory affect on Anti-diuretic Hormone. ADH causes reabsorption of water in the renal tubules, replacing it back in the bloodstream. Alcohol inhibits secretion of ADH by the posterior pituitary, and thus you no longer retain water. That's why you have to urinate frequently when drinking. You were peeing yourself "thin" (you were losing water weight).

/teaches anatomy for a living
 
2012-07-28 08:21:07 AM  

gja: Subby must be blind in BOTH eyes to call this one 'smoking hot'.


When subby says "smoking hot", he means "kill it with fire."

/been taken one too many times
//NGTRTFA
 
2012-07-28 08:21:35 AM  
Smoking hot from past attempts to:

notakublog.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-07-28 08:22:07 AM  
Looks like one of the thrown out toys from a Toy Story movie. The meth or crack probably helped her to keep her "figure".
 
2012-07-28 08:23:22 AM  
I agree with Gja, subby is farking blind _and_ stupid.
 
2012-07-28 08:27:06 AM  
Here are the clues as to why you ought to know this article will not contain a "smoking hot" woman.

"The Sun"
"drinking since 11" and
"blind in one eye.

Still got suckered in?
 
2012-07-28 08:27:55 AM  

dletter: So, just a question.... is every woman in the UK a farked up mom with a 5 year old by the time they are 22 and live in public housing? At least from the stories we get on Fark it appears so.


Because that would be totally different from the US where every girl has a kid by age 25 and a divorce under their belt.
 
2012-07-28 08:29:21 AM  
FTFA: She started drinking aged 11 - and by 14 was polishing off a crate of lager AND a litre bottle of vodka in one night.

Soooooo... don't drink so much that you black out and your organs bath in a toxin for hours?

Awesome advice.

It's a wonder she survived. She looks like she weighs 90 lbs.
 
2012-07-28 08:33:21 AM  

tortamus: Happy Hours: mrboyer: Happy Hours: And since you brought it up, beer doesn't make you fat either. Sure, it has calories, but there's no fat content and if you drink enough beer and neglect to eat you will lose weight.

Fail.

For all the fat people, if you take in more calories than you expend you will gain weight, it does not matter how much fat is in the content or if those calories come from beer, vodak or cupcakes.

All I can speak from is personal experience. I do know I lost 50 pounds on a mostly beer diet without any exercise other than walking up and down a staircase to get more beer from the 'fridge.

And I was all like WTF? Doesn't beer have calories? I must be consuming at least 2000 calories in beer alone. To be fair, I did occasionally eat food but not a significant amount compared to the beer.

When I saw my weight dip below 150 pounds I felt like I was dying and I had to make a conscious effort to eat more and even started buying food with lots of fat. I'm now at what would probably be considered a healthy weight for my height but a week long bender (on just beer) can cause me to lose as much as 10 pounds. The calories simply do not stick to me.

Quite often the so-called "beer-bellies" that people get come from the shiat they eat while drunk and not the beer itself.

So stop going to McDonalds and KFC and buy some fruit and veggies at the grocery store. You can eat meat too, but try not to buy the frozen White Castle burgers in the frozen food section at the supermarket.

I'm guessing you were relatively young and had a reasonably high metabolism at them time, coupled with alcohol's inhibitory affect on Anti-diuretic Hormone. ADH causes reabsorption of water in the renal tubules, replacing it back in the bloodstream. Alcohol inhibits secretion of ADH by the posterior pituitary, and thus you no longer retain water. That's why you have to urinate frequently when drinking. You were peeing yourself "thin" (you were losing water weight).

/teache ...


There was a news story on one of the networks where this guy went on a "two pints of beer a day" diet he claimed was modeled on the monk's practice of "fasting" during the Lentern holiday. Althoough he lost a significant amount of weight over the 40 day period, he would not recommend to anyone but the healthiest as it literally involved surviving on a 700 calorie a day diet and all the water you can drink. Also required a supportive workplace that would alow you to consume a pint of beer during the work day. Doctor supervised of course.
 
2012-07-28 08:36:05 AM  
Sun? Check
Subby says smokin' hot? check
She could make the Devil scream? Don't know. Didn't click the link.
 
2012-07-28 08:38:26 AM  

OhioUGrad: dletter: So, just a question.... is every woman in the UK a farked up mom with a 5 year old by the time they are 22 and live in public housing? At least from the stories we get on Fark it appears so.

Because that would be totally different from the US where every girl has a kid by age 25 and a divorce under their belt.


OhioUGrad: dletter: So, just a question.... is every woman in the UK a farked up mom with a 5 year old by the time they are 22 and live in public housing? At least from the stories we get on Fark it appears so.

Because that would be totally different from the US where every girl has a kid by age 25 and a divorce under their belt.


A kid by 25? The horrors! Everyone knows that responsible moms wait until they're 42 so they can have their own super special chromosomally gifted wonderchild.

I think the Sun has a madlib like algorithm set up. [white trash name], [15-25] from [name of public housing development] in [name]fordshire has [bizarre or extreme life-threatening addiction or habit] and [if under 18: her parents won't stop her!; if over 18: she got pregnant and stopped but then started again and says she can't stop because she loves {alcohol/modeling glue/chips/drinking gasoline/jamming forks in electrical sockets} too much]!

I wonder about the type of person who reads this. All I've got are 80s and 90s British sitcom stereotypes of fussy middle class 40 somethings exclaiming how it's so sad about the youth today.
 
2012-07-28 08:39:45 AM  
has anyone mentioned that she's not too easy on the eyes?
 
2012-07-28 08:40:42 AM  

TsarTom: Heh. I used to drink 3 or 4 liters of vodka, plus anywhere from 96-128 beers every day...


Andre? Have you come back from the dead?

www.dory-funk.com
 
2012-07-28 08:42:59 AM  

dopeydwarf: FTA: Suzi blames her disobedient behaviour on the mental condition Oppositional Defiant Disorder (ODD),

OMFG, can we just drag all the psychologists and psychiatrists in the world into the street and shoot them yet?

/Why no, I'm not on medication.


This is not to say that some psychiatric conditions aren't self-diagnosed by asshats who have no interest in actually following up on their self-diagnosis or trying to resolve the issue in any way whatsoever or, in general, over-diagnosed (for various reasons--shiatty docs and patients, drug seeking, weird laws that only provide governmental/institutional support for specific diagnoses, lack of understanding of the root causes of most diseases and disorders, etc.), but I hope you're not trying to suggest that it is inherently harmful or counterproductive that mankind tries to understand how our brains function, dysfunction, what can cause/contribute to said dysfunctionality, and how to reverse or alleviate symptoms of mental disorders. Cause that'd just be silly.

/if we don't know how the brain works, why not keep studying it until we know?
//if a bunch of people present similar symptom, why not classify them as something and, as we better understand the underlying cause, revise the classification/therapy?
 
2012-07-28 08:45:31 AM  
Meh, I'd hit it.

Add me to the list of regrets she'll never really remember, but knows they're in her past.


Like her kid.
 
2012-07-28 08:49:27 AM  
Why wont the English teach their children how to speak?
 
2012-07-28 08:55:48 AM  
The parents didn't know she had been drinking for years? That's an entire story all by itself.
 
2012-07-28 09:04:54 AM  
so what happened to her eye? i have heard things about going blind from drinking bad moonshine, but this doesn't seem like that sort of thing. did she just fark it up somehow when she was blackout drunk and just not remember what happened? is there some function of long term alcohol abuse that affects eyesight, and could this be countered somehow by medical marijuana? (because then she would really be the life of the party)

/just skimmed article
 
2012-07-28 09:12:36 AM  
" She says: "I can't give up the booze. I have the odd drink here and there, but I know my limits.
It was my birthday recently and I only drank eight beers and half a bottle of Malibu.
I'm not supposed to drink at all. It makes my liver swell up when I have a sip and I look like I'm pregnant."

It was the last line of this quote that struck me. If this is true she doesn't need to worry about teaching her kid to drink properly (or provide an obviously bad example for her). She will be dead. I had an uncle by marriage die of cirrhosis. It was horribly painful and brutal way to die.
 
2012-07-28 09:17:46 AM  
Luckily I've learned the Fark.com lingo, "smoking hot" means tobacco has trashed her looks and she has some weird temperature disregulation disorder that's making her go bad like ham left out of the refrigerator.
 
2012-07-28 09:18:25 AM  
I wonder if I could give her an eye patch, then give her surprise butt sex and afterwards smash her foot and when she hops around and scream ARGH!! loud as I can. Kinky
 
2012-07-28 09:31:57 AM  
My breakfast is no longer enjoyable after reading this article.

/maybe I should start drinking beer for breakfast instead
 
2012-07-28 09:32:56 AM  
Subby and I obviously have different opinions on what 'Smoking Hot' is... or was that the joke?
 
2012-07-28 09:33:14 AM  
...she became pregnant with her then boyfriend...

A lost lyric from the classic song, "I'm My Own Grandpa."
 
2012-07-28 09:38:18 AM  
p1.la-img.com
Say what you want, but she was pretty good in Men In Black.
 
2012-07-28 09:40:47 AM  

CowardlyLion: dopeydwarf: FTA: Suzi blames her disobedient behaviour on the mental condition Oppositional Defiant Disorder (ODD),

OMFG, can we just drag all the psychologists and psychiatrists in the world into the street and shoot them yet?

/Why no, I'm not on medication.

This is not to say that some psychiatric conditions aren't self-diagnosed by asshats who have no interest in actually following up on their self-diagnosis or trying to resolve the issue in any way whatsoever or, in general, over-diagnosed (for various reasons--shiatty docs and patients, drug seeking, weird laws that only provide governmental/institutional support for specific diagnoses, lack of understanding of the root causes of most diseases and disorders, etc.), but I hope you're not trying to suggest that it is inherently harmful or counterproductive that mankind tries to understand how our brains function, dysfunction, what can cause/contribute to said dysfunctionality, and how to reverse or alleviate symptoms of mental disorders. Cause that'd just be silly.

/if we don't know how the brain works, why not keep studying it until we know?
//if a bunch of people present similar symptom, why not classify them as something and, as we better understand the underlying cause, revise the classification/therapy?


It certainly *can* be harmful.

That doesn't mean that I don't think we should study psychological disorders, but it's silly to pretend that our study of it cannot have harmful side-effects.
 
2012-07-28 09:51:23 AM  
i've been boozing since i was 21 now i have McDonald's morning after syndrome.
 
2012-07-28 09:56:57 AM  

Asa Phelps: Elvis_Bogart: Smoking hot? Oh, that's right...British standards.

yeah, she's hot for a british chick, i guess



well, to be fair, she still has a nice tooth.
 
2012-07-28 10:08:06 AM  
Smoking hot??? I guess beauty is in the eye of the beholder...
 
2012-07-28 10:17:56 AM  

Fark_Guy_Rob: CowardlyLion: dopeydwarf: FTA: Suzi blames her disobedient behaviour on the mental condition Oppositional Defiant Disorder (ODD),

OMFG, can we just drag all the psychologists and psychiatrists in the world into the street and shoot them yet?

/Why no, I'm not on medication.

This is not to say that some psychiatric conditions aren't self-diagnosed by asshats who have no interest in actually following up on their self-diagnosis or trying to resolve the issue in any way whatsoever or, in general, over-diagnosed (for various reasons--shiatty docs and patients, drug seeking, weird laws that only provide governmental/institutional support for specific diagnoses, lack of understanding of the root causes of most diseases and disorders, etc.), but I hope you're not trying to suggest that it is inherently harmful or counterproductive that mankind tries to understand how our brains function, dysfunction, what can cause/contribute to said dysfunctionality, and how to reverse or alleviate symptoms of mental disorders. Cause that'd just be silly.

/if we don't know how the brain works, why not keep studying it until we know?
//if a bunch of people present similar symptom, why not classify them as something and, as we better understand the underlying cause, revise the classification/therapy?

It certainly *can* be harmful.

That doesn't mean that I don't think we should study psychological disorders, but it's silly to pretend that our study of it cannot have harmful side-effects.


Cool. I think we're in agreement, then.
 
2012-07-28 10:42:54 AM  
So far Suzi has been lucky. If her liver fails completely there's nothing anyone could do, other than hope and pray for a transplant

No. Hell no. Fark no. Not until everyone else worldwide who needs a liver because of something that is no fault of their own gets one. You are last on the list, toots. Dead last.

You knew that drinking was ruining your liver. You were warned, warned again, and warned some more. You continued to drink anyway. And you have shown yourself incapable of stopping. If you didn't stop when you went blind, then you won't let something so small as a liver transplant slow you down. Give you a new liver and you'll just kill that one too.

I hope your babbydaddy is up to the task of full time fatherhood, because you are going to die very soon. Hopefully he won't be so eager to create a drinking partner out of her as soon as possible.

And no, hon, no new liver for you. Not yours.
 
2012-07-28 10:45:34 AM  
I don't like the Sun's new layout, it took me way to long to find Page3.
 
2012-07-28 10:47:45 AM  
I can admit it, I'd party with her.
 
2012-07-28 11:05:11 AM  
I'd throw it in her. I'm not sure what it is I'd be throwing, but whatever it is, it'd be thrown in her.

/Any suggestions?
//Stick of dynamite?
///A bowling ball?
//A tub of lard?
////A giant cottonball to soak up all the alcohol?
 
2012-07-28 11:07:11 AM  

namegoeshere: So far Suzi has been lucky. If her liver fails completely there's nothing anyone could do, other than hope and pray for a transplant

No. Hell no. Fark no. Not until everyone else worldwide who needs a liver because of something that is no fault of their own gets one. You are last on the list, toots. Dead last.

You knew that drinking was ruining your liver. You were warned, warned again, and warned some more. You continued to drink anyway. And you have shown yourself incapable of stopping. If you didn't stop when you went blind, then you won't let something so small as a liver transplant slow you down. Give you a new liver and you'll just kill that one too.

I hope your babbydaddy is up to the task of full time fatherhood, because you are going to die very soon. Hopefully he won't be so eager to create a drinking partner out of her as soon as possible.

And no, hon, no new liver for you. Not yours.


CSB:

A friend of mine is a hard-core alcoholic and as a joke, I suggested he put himself on the doner list for a new liver

He took it seriously and said he even went to see his doctor to try to be put on the list, but said he was denied since it was 'self-inflicted'
 
2012-07-28 11:34:36 AM  
After all that drinking, I bet one pill of Tylenol would send her into liver failure.
 
2012-07-28 11:47:43 AM  
She needs a sandwich, AND a beer.
 
2012-07-28 11:48:01 AM  

mgshamster: After all that drinking, I bet one pill of Tylenol would send her into liver failure.


why do tylenol when you can have a DRINK
 
2012-07-28 11:51:26 AM  

dletter: So, just a question.... is every woman in the UK a farked up mom with a 5 year old by the time they are 22 and live in public housing? At least from the stories we get on Fark it appears so.


UK is a classic example of a country where their immigrant population is basically supporting the 'natives'.
 
2012-07-28 11:54:01 AM  
That, ladies and gentlemen, is the definition of "British Pretty".
 
2012-07-28 12:10:48 PM  
I'd hit it. I wouldnt go bragging to anyone about it, but its better than farking a fat chick.
 
2012-07-28 12:11:40 PM  

dopeydwarf: FTA: Suzi blames her disobedient behaviour on the mental condition Oppositional Defiant Disorder (ODD),

OMFG, can we just drag all the psychologists and psychiatrists in the world into the street and shoot them yet?

/Why no, I'm not on medication.


Are you saying that a children's condition with criteria such as:

(1) often loses temper
(2) often argues with adults
(3) often actively defies or refuses to comply with adults' requests or rules
(4) often deliberately annoys people

Is completely made up?

Can you imagine the horror of having a child who gets upset and refuses to eat their vegetables? Do you think this is a joke?
 
2012-07-28 12:15:39 PM  

phlegmmo: Suzi blames her disobedient behavior on the mental condition Oppositional Defiant Disorder (ODD), which she claims was diagnosed when she was 14.

Doctor: "Hmm, that's odd."


Doctor: ODD is a diagnosis you give to people with antisocial personality disorder when they're under 18. Now that you're 18, you're a psychopath if you still meet criteria.

/Not medical advice.
 
2012-07-28 12:26:15 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-28 12:26:31 PM  
I'm pretty sure subby used "smoking hot" as a joke. Well done.
 
2012-07-28 12:44:15 PM  
alcopop??
 
2012-07-28 12:55:23 PM  

A Terrible Human: dready zim: Also what is Oppositional Defiant Disorder?
From what I know it's like the child version of anti social personality disorder.


Translation: She's a nutcase who will never get better, never accept responsibility for her drinking, and is a big drunk. Fascinating. I only know about 1000 people just like her.
 
2012-07-28 01:07:40 PM  

fugeeface: alcopop??


aka Zima, Mike's Hard, Smirnoff Ice, etc. Fruity, sweet 'gateway' drinks often used as a whipping boy by the rabble-rousing British press corps to explain why there are underage alcoholics among the Britons.
 
2012-07-28 01:08:59 PM  

Happy Hours: "At school, most of my friends were boys, but I didn't struggle to keep up with them. I could easily polish off a crate of beer - 24 cans - and a bottle of vodka in a day.

No, I'm not buying that especially for someone that thin.

A case of beer and a liter of vodak?

For one thing, how fast do you drink? 2 beers an hour means it would take 12 hours to drink a case of beer. Certainly some people can keep up a faster pace than that, but while you're also polishing off a liter of vodka?

I'm certain someone will reply by saying that's just a typical Monday afternoon for them but they're probably a fat fark who weighs 300 pounds and is also prone to exaggeration.


I used to drink a 6-pack of "craft" (6-10%) beer and a bottle of bourbon every other day. The days in between were to recuperate. Usually a bit of weed to help with the nausea and aches.
 
2012-07-28 01:11:05 PM  
That isn't binge drinking. That there is straight up alcoholism.
 
2012-07-28 01:14:03 PM  

TsarTom: Heh. I used to drink 3 or 4 liters of vodka, plus anywhere from 96-128 beers every day...

Happy Hours: I'm certain someone will reply by saying that's just a typical Monday afternoon for them but they're probably a fat fark who weighs 300 pounds and is also prone to exaggeration.

[ts2.mm.bing.net image 230x242]

Confession time guys: I was lying about the drinking part. I just wanted you to like me.


True story: read above. I used to drink just a little less (about half the ABVC of carbonated drinks, and about 6 less ounces of hard liquor) as is claimed that this girl would drink. AND I had to be up at 6 or 7 in order to get to the office by 10, sometimes earlier because I would have to teleconference with India or some place that was ready to call it a day.

I haven't had a drink in almost a month. I'd love to have one right now. But I don't get paid until Wednesday.
 
2012-07-28 01:17:48 PM  

tortamus: I'm guessing you were relatively young and had a reasonably high metabolism at them time, coupled with alcohol's inhibitory affect on Anti-diuretic Hormone. ADH causes reabsorption of water in the renal tubules, replacing it back in the bloodstream. Alcohol inhibits secretion of ADH by the posterior pituitary, and thus you no longer retain water. That's why you have to urinate frequently when drinking. You were peeing yourself "thin" (you were losing water weight).

/teaches anatomy for a living


I doubt he was actually absorbing 2000 calories worth, since you never really absorb all of the calories in food (you can smell the carbs being pissed out once you hit it), plus alcohol alone bumps up your metabolism while you purge it. I should totally recommend that, the Happy Hours Beer Diet, only catch is that you can't eat or drink anything else for four weeks.

dletter: So, just a question.... is every woman in the UK a farked up mom with a 5 year old by the time they are 22 and live in public housing? At least from the stories we get on Fark it appears so.


That's EXACTLY the narrative The Sun and Daily Fail want to project to all of the grey hairs who insist that things were so much better in their day, to whip them into demanding that something must be done about the current generation. See also: Out of control town council stories. (In the US, it's HOA horror stories.)
 
2012-07-28 01:20:12 PM  
Seriously? Smoking Hot? It looks like a giraffe in clothes.
 
2012-07-28 01:30:39 PM  
There's no way she's drinking half as much in one day as she says she is. I think what happened here is she exaggerated how much she said she drank, then the Sun added their own exaggeration on top. You have to remember that British slappers and British tabloids are both full of shiat.
 
2012-07-28 01:31:34 PM  
Glasses, Subby needs them.
 
2012-07-28 01:35:43 PM  
Came here to studman69.

But... sharp doesn't even begin to describe her knees.
 
2012-07-28 01:36:25 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: Well, at least she didn't get fat.


10,000 calories a day of pure sugar and the biatch don't have no fat on her at all.

I hate her, fark that eye business
 
2012-07-28 01:37:33 PM  

FrancoFile: fugeeface: alcopop??

aka Zima, Mike's Hard, Smirnoff Ice, etc. Fruity, sweet 'gateway' drinks often used as a whipping boy by the rabble-rousing British press corps to explain why there are underage alcoholics among the Britons.


Because beer isn't absolutely everywhere on every college/uni campus. Nay, it must be those sugar drinks... just not all the ones popular with middle-aged women.

divgradcurl: so what happened to her eye? i have heard things about going blind from drinking bad moonshine, but this doesn't seem like that sort of thing. did she just fark it up somehow when she was blackout drunk and just not remember what happened? is there some function of long term alcohol abuse that affects eyesight, and could this be countered somehow by medical marijuana? (because then she would really be the life of the party)

/just skimmed article


Could be trauma, could be alcohol-induced hypertension leading to repeated exploded eye blood vessels or maybe glaucoma. There's no known link specifically between alcohol and blindness, but that much alcohol farks you up in so many ways it's not surprising that she has multiple failures all over.
 
2012-07-28 02:03:51 PM  
I love the british tabloids. Every day they have a, "I did something retarded and did permanent damage to myself" story.
 
2012-07-28 02:20:49 PM  
I don't know what kind of warning this is, if you're that kind of drinker then you're going to do it no matter what. Even the dumbest kids realize that 40+ drinks in a day is a bad idea.
 
2012-07-28 03:09:52 PM  
And she'll die being dumb.

Nothing to see here. Moving along.
 
2012-07-28 03:11:59 PM  
"At school, most of my friends were boys..."

I have no doubt believing a girl willing to party that hard, that often will end up hanging out with a lot of males. Said males aren't there for "friendship", however.
 
2012-07-28 03:23:52 PM  

Clemkadidlefark: BarkingUnicorn: Well, at least she didn't get fat.

10,000 calories a day of pure sugar and the biatch don't have no fat on her at all.

I hate her, fark that eye business


while alcohol and pure sugar BOTH have calories, guess which one makes you fat
GUESS
 
2012-07-28 04:19:31 PM  
Lessee...a skinny chick who likes to drink and has depth perception issues? Anyone got her number?
 
2012-07-28 04:20:32 PM  

Killer Cars: "At school, most of my friends were boys..."

I have no doubt believing a girl willing to party that hard, that often will end up hanging out with a lot of males. Said males aren't there for "friendship", however.


She's not hot really, but I'd probably get drunk and fark her back to Castle Greyskull.
 
2012-07-28 04:23:23 PM  
Is it just me, or does her body look deformed? Like she went through puberty wrong?
 
2012-07-28 04:46:49 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-07-28 04:48:07 PM  

stonytokes: Lessee...a skinny chick who likes to drink and has depth perception issues? Anyone got her number?


867-5039
 
2012-07-28 04:51:39 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: stonytokes: Lessee...a skinny chick who likes to drink and has depth perception issues? Anyone got her number?

867-5039


um...5309
 
2012-07-28 04:57:50 PM  

Nina Haagen Dazs: Jon iz teh kewl: stonytokes: Lessee...a skinny chick who likes to drink and has depth perception issues? Anyone got her number?

867-5039

um...5309


no 5039
call it
123 area code
 
2012-07-28 05:31:52 PM  
You didn't fool me this time with your "smoking hot", subby.
 
2012-07-28 07:18:30 PM  

Endive Wombat: At the time, I thought that this was an amazing talent, hindsight, dude had a problem.


I'll admit I have never understood why it's supposed to be such a great thing to have a high alcohol tolerance.

I mean, it's cheaper AND less fattening if you can get a pleasant buzz from drinking LESS, isn't it? I'll go out for beers after work with coworkers and have a nice buzz from two, spaced, perhaps the occasion third if we're staying there for quite a while (without eating). Meanwhile some people I work with are going through 6+ or going for multiple whiskeys instead and bragging about how they don't feel a thing, they can't get drunk from beer, or whatever it is. I just don't get it.

Granted I like beers that are higher alcohol content usually (around 6 or 7 percent, or maybe I'll start with a 9 and then switch to more normal beer) but...

As for the woman in TFA's vision, do people really drink themselves blind on alcohol that's meant for drinking? Not getting desperate and chugging mouthwash or industrial stuff?

/time to start having some beer and a book, 6PM Saturday...
 
2012-07-28 07:22:31 PM  

vodka: I don't know what kind of warning this is, if you're that kind of drinker then you're going to do it no matter what. Even the dumbest kids realize that 40+ drinks in a day is a bad idea.


Also this too - it seems some people are just born with the addiction thing waiting to happen, not even restricted to any particular item. They can get addicted to drink, drugs, video games, gambling, whatever, the compulsion is just there for whatever reason. Both the people who say "any drop of alcohol will ruin you!!!!1!!!" and the people who say "what, no one really gets addicted to drugs, it's just propaganda!!!!1!" are kinda missing part of the story, I think.

/ideally GOOD rehab/rebooting programs would be easily available for those who notice they're in the trap
 
2012-07-29 02:37:25 AM  

gja: Subby must be blind in BOTH eyes to call this one 'smoking hot'.


That, or he's an even bigger pisshead then the girl in TFA.
 
2012-07-29 04:12:50 AM  
Sleep rough????
 
2012-07-29 04:34:59 AM  

itazurakko: /ideally GOOD rehab/rebooting programs would be easily available for those who notice they're in the trap


zOMG SOOOOOOOOOCIALISM!
 
2012-07-29 11:57:23 PM  
My uncle was a seasoned alcoholic for over 40 years. His normal day was a 40 and a 26 of crown. He was 6'5" or something crazy like that and weighed a good 350lbs. I doubt this girl is downing a 24 and a litre of vodka without her puking most of it up in the process.
 
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