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(The Sun)   Smoking hot 23-year-old: "I've been binge drinking since I was 11, now I'm blind in one eye" (w/pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 168
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gja
2012-07-27 09:36:50 PM  
Subby must be blind in BOTH eyes to call this one 'smoking hot'.

/thats a REALLY rough 23, gaddam.
 
2012-07-27 09:38:18 PM  
Well, at least she didn't get fat.
 
2012-07-27 09:41:52 PM  
Skeletor was always subbys favorite.
 
2012-07-27 09:44:43 PM  
O_x
 
2012-07-27 09:45:12 PM  
Suzi blames her disobedient behavior on the mental condition Oppositional Defiant Disorder (ODD), which she claims was diagnosed when she was 14.

Doctor: "Hmm, that's odd."
 
2012-07-27 09:52:00 PM  
media.desura.com
 
2012-07-27 10:08:53 PM  
"At school, most of my friends were boys, but I didn't struggle to keep up with them. I could easily polish off a crate of beer - 24 cans - and a bottle of vodka in a day.

No, I'm not buying that especially for someone that thin.

A case of beer and a liter of vodak?

For one thing, how fast do you drink? 2 beers an hour means it would take 12 hours to drink a case of beer. Certainly some people can keep up a faster pace than that, but while you're also polishing off a liter of vodka?

I'm certain someone will reply by saying that's just a typical Monday afternoon for them but they're probably a fat fark who weighs 300 pounds and is also prone to exaggeration.
 
2012-07-27 10:13:40 PM  
Smokin' hot not. Serious alcoholic yes.
 
2012-07-27 10:21:05 PM  
So, just a question.... is every woman in the UK a farked up mom with a 5 year old by the time they are 22 and live in public housing? At least from the stories we get on Fark it appears so.
 
2012-07-27 10:23:52 PM  

Happy Hours: No, I'm not buying that especially for someone that thin.


Don't underestimate alcohol tolerance.
 
2012-07-27 10:24:42 PM  

dletter: So, just a question.... is every woman in the UK a farked up mom with a 5 year old by the time they are 22 and live in public housing? At least from the stories we get on Fark it appears so.

You are not alone in that belief.
 
2012-07-27 10:41:30 PM  
Eh. Odds are she'd be easy enough to nail.
 
2012-07-27 10:44:01 PM  
Smoking hot? Oh, that's right...British standards.
 
2012-07-27 10:54:36 PM  
Subby, just cuz she's easy don't make her hot.
 
2012-07-27 10:58:48 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Eh. Odds are she'd be easy enough to nail.


Sure, just sneak up on her from her blind side.
 
2012-07-27 11:03:36 PM  

bingethinker: FirstNationalBastard: Eh. Odds are she'd be easy enough to nail.

Sure, just sneak up on her from her blind side.


Give her a couple drinks and she'd never see it coming
 
2012-07-27 11:06:28 PM  
I'd throw her a cocktail.

/maybe like 20 sliders too
 
2012-07-27 11:07:46 PM  

Happy Hours: No, I'm not buying that


I'm with you, not an easy task for a seasoned lush.
 
2012-07-27 11:15:56 PM  

gja: Subby must be blind in BOTH eyes to call this one 'smoking hot'.

/thats a REALLY rough 23, gaddam.


HELLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
this is a daily mail - british meme. Smoking hot is code for skank.
 
2012-07-27 11:48:49 PM  
This is proof Romney understands the Anglo Saxons. Put this girl in the states, and she's a Republican.
 
2012-07-28 12:05:25 AM  
FTA: Suzi blames her disobedient behaviour on the mental condition Oppositional Defiant Disorder (ODD),

OMFG, can we just drag all the psychologists and psychiatrists in the world into the street and shoot them yet?

/Why no, I'm not on medication.
 
2012-07-28 12:06:32 AM  
Let's see, subby says the woman is "smoking hot" and the article comes from the Sun. I'm going to take a wild guess and say the woman is actually a complete hosebeast, and should be nuked from orbit, just to be sure.
 
2012-07-28 12:29:14 AM  
I gotta stop reading these Sun articles. England seems like such a sad, depressing place.
 
2012-07-28 12:55:25 AM  
I see that subs' and my taste in women do not overlap.
 
2012-07-28 01:54:45 AM  

Elvis_Bogart: Smoking hot? Oh, that's right...British standards.


yeah, she's hot for a british chick, i guess
 
2012-07-28 01:57:48 AM  

bojon: dletter: So, just a question.... is every woman in the UK a farked up mom with a 5 year old by the time they are 22 and live in public housing? At least from the stories we get on Fark it appears so.
You are not alone in that belief.




Indeed, this is what a I believe also.

"Smoking hot". Damn, I hope that I'm never that drunk.
 
2012-07-28 02:40:18 AM  
FTFA: SUZI is sadly deluded if she thinks eight beers and half a bottle of Malibu is just "the odd drink".

No, she's right. Malibu is a very odd drink.
 
2012-07-28 02:57:21 AM  
Heh. I used to drink 3 or 4 liters of vodka, plus anywhere from 96-128 beers every day...

Happy Hours: I'm certain someone will reply by saying that's just a typical Monday afternoon for them but they're probably a fat fark who weighs 300 pounds and is also prone to exaggeration.


ts2.mm.bing.net

Confession time guys: I was lying about the drinking part. I just wanted you to like me.
 
2012-07-28 05:15:14 AM  
i immediately laughed out loud and had to shield my eyes from the monitor when i saw that mess, i am not gonna lie. holy sh*t subby, you funny!
 
2012-07-28 05:15:30 AM  
Oh wow, how did I know she wasn't actually hot?

/one of the dumbest fark memes ever, way too predictable now.
 
2012-07-28 05:15:47 AM  
She needs to put down the bottle and pickup a burger, or two, or three.

/not hot at all
 
2012-07-28 05:16:10 AM  
I'll stop when I need glasses.

Though it may be hard to determine exactly which one caused it - what's a girl to do?
 
2012-07-28 05:20:44 AM  
us6.memecdn.com
 
2012-07-28 05:24:22 AM  
"At school, most of my friends were boys, but I didn't struggle to keep up with them. I could easily polish off a crate of beer - 24 cans - and a bottle of vodka in a day."

no i'm not buying that either. in the years i drank to excess regularly i knocked off a case here and a bottle there, it wasn't daily practice by far. i'm a very tall man, back then i was only 230 and i would be quite fark-faced on these occasions. that is drink till you pass out kind of drinking, weekend & party stuff of youth.
 
2012-07-28 05:24:22 AM  
Donkey punch from the left side. Got it.

Looks like she'd like it.
 
2012-07-28 05:25:41 AM  
Why do I get the feeling based on her continuing drinking and boasting about alcohol tolerance and amounts drank she simply believes drinking is the cool thing rather than enjoys what she drinks? This is why she is drinking something which mixes a terrible rum with a terrible liquer. Bet she drinks light beers as well.
 
2012-07-28 05:35:43 AM  
I've seen so many drunks in my time, I have no pity for any of them anymore.
 
2012-07-28 05:36:22 AM  

Happy Hours: "At school, most of my friends were boys, but I didn't struggle to keep up with them. I could easily polish off a crate of beer - 24 cans - and a bottle of vodka in a day.

No, I'm not buying that especially for someone that thin.

A case of beer and a liter of vodak?

For one thing, how fast do you drink? 2 beers an hour means it would take 12 hours to drink a case of beer. Certainly some people can keep up a faster pace than that, but while you're also polishing off a liter of vodka?

I'm certain someone will reply by saying that's just a typical Monday afternoon for them but they're probably a fat fark who weighs 300 pounds and is also prone to exaggeration.


There are plenty of fat drunks, but the real hardcore alcoholics? Theyre usually skinny just because they dont eat. Alcohol calories do not convert into fat unless in the presence of carbohydrates. Beer does make you fat, vodka does not if you dont eat anything.
 
2012-07-28 05:36:30 AM  

smells_like_meat: bojon: dletter: So, just a question.... is every woman in the UK a farked up mom with a 5 year old by the time they are 22 and live in public housing? At least from the stories we get on Fark it appears so.
You are not alone in that belief.



Indeed, this is what a I believe also.

"Smoking hot". Damn, I hope that I'm never that drunk.


'tis the truth, except for the young, single mum shiat - that's still a minority.

/Got an antipodean girlfriend, much nicer than all the English women I had relationships with
//No, she's not looking at me type this
 
2012-07-28 05:38:19 AM  
I've been binge boozing since I was 11... I'm now blind in one eye and I have liver damage

Gee, you don't freakin' say.

I have no sympathy.
 
2012-07-28 05:43:04 AM  

gja: Subby must be blind in BOTH eyes to call this one 'smoking hot'.

/thats a REALLY rough 23, gaddam.


Drinking that hard will do that to your body. While I'll agree she could use a paper bag, now, from the picture in the article, it seems she was pretty hot at 14. She probably still would be, if not for the alcohol. Maybe subby was giving her the benefit of a doubt.

On the other hand. you've gotta give her credit: she didn't drink during her pregnancy. That's better than half the people on Fark could do.
 
2012-07-28 05:45:55 AM  
What kind of sad depressing place is this girl from? geeze.
 
2012-07-28 05:46:55 AM  
Yesterday's headline was much better.

o_O
 
2012-07-28 05:47:04 AM  
Suzi says: "It's my worst nightmare that she will turn out like me. I'm going to teach her to drink responsibly.

"I'll give her a drink when she comes and asks me for one, but hopefully it won't be before she is 16.

"If she does come to me when she is 14 I'll give her the smallest drink, like an alcopop. But she will have to drink with me, at home."


Don't do as I do..... do as I.... DRINK UP!
 
2012-07-28 05:47:54 AM  

Coelacanth: I've seen so many drunks in my time, I have no pity for any of them anymore.


Mother Theresa would be proud.
 
2012-07-28 05:48:30 AM  
Remember, on Fark
Smoking Hot = because she should DIAF, or we should KIWF.
 
2012-07-28 05:56:09 AM  
this girl is begging to be farked and forgotten.
hit it and quit it.

I dont care what euphemism you want to use. That girl is crying out for attention.
 
2012-07-28 06:01:30 AM  

uofacats2004: this girl is begging to be farked and forgotten.
hit it and quit it.

I dont care what euphemism you want to use. That girl is crying out for attention.


Did you not see the thread from yesterday?
 
2012-07-28 06:02:57 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: O_x


That's some real purty context you got thar, baby.
 
2012-07-28 06:03:42 AM  

libranoelrose: uofacats2004: this girl is begging to be farked and forgotten.
hit it and quit it.

I dont care what euphemism you want to use. That girl is crying out for attention.

Did you not see the thread from yesterday?


i didnt... ?
 
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