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(USA Today)   Come for the glory, the history and the international rivalry. Stay for finding out which country has the most attractive athletes. Olympics 2012 Opening Ceremonies discussion thread (7:30 ET on NBC)   (usatoday.com) divider line 2793
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2012-07-27 09:07:48 PM  
Dear NBC,
STOP TALKING!

Thanks
 
2012-07-27 09:07:49 PM  

demonfaerie: Skyrmion: demonfaerie: LlamaGirl: WHERE IS ALAN RICKMAN

In my bed, sorry.

This comment was funny to me because I have you farkied with the quote, "I love Alan Rickman, and I would do horrible dirty things to that man."

Funny, I just haved your farkied as "the guy who watches me do dirty things to Alan Rickman".


Well, a guy needs a hobby.
 
2012-07-27 09:07:52 PM  
It's the Smurfs
 
2012-07-27 09:07:56 PM  
It's painfully evident, Merideth, there's a lot you don't understand.

Oooh, didn't expect Prodigy!
 
paj
2012-07-27 09:07:57 PM  
I'm a FIRESTARTA!
 
2012-07-27 09:07:59 PM  
oh Meredith, there is plenty you don't understand
 
2012-07-27 09:08:03 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: ...BOY AND GIRL SHOVE PHONE UP NBC FARKTWAD'S ASSES TO SHUT THEM THE FARK UP!


HOW DO WE MAKE THIS HAPPEN?
 
2012-07-27 09:08:06 PM  
I bet the queen LOVES Prodigy
 
2012-07-27 09:08:06 PM  
Prodigy
 
2012-07-27 09:08:07 PM  
I feel I'm watching a different ceremony from everyone else. I'm watching the industrial revolution, what the hell is everyone else watching?
 
2012-07-27 09:08:11 PM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: Just saw this and I'm on the west coast... anybody got a video link?

 
2012-07-27 09:08:12 PM  
Are we pretending that Prodigy is relavant?
 
2012-07-27 09:08:13 PM  
What, no smack my biatch up?
 
2012-07-27 09:08:17 PM  
Probably the biggest Prodigy fan in the world here. Still... very out of place. What the hell.
 
2012-07-27 09:08:20 PM  
I'm expecting Thomas Dolby to be snubbed. No justice.
 
2012-07-27 09:08:27 PM  

oi_piss_me_off: Shirley Ujest


oi_piss_me_off: so...the girl lost her phone and the guy called her to tell her he found it?

Plot hole.


It's all ruined, everyone go home.


Snape kills Frodo.
 
2012-07-27 09:08:28 PM  
Prodigy just made Matt Lauer pee himself.
 
2012-07-27 09:08:28 PM  
aww, prodigy
 
2012-07-27 09:08:30 PM  
This is the most boring thing I have ever seen.
 
2012-07-27 09:08:30 PM  
I missed the Tardis sound effect. And that sucks that's all they did. Wayne's World but no Doctor Who?
 
2012-07-27 09:08:31 PM  
Wow. I didn't expect them to include The Prodigy. That was delightfully unexpected.
 
2012-07-27 09:08:33 PM  
So...this is the Rave portion of the Ceremony??
 
2012-07-27 09:08:35 PM  

Ow! That was my feelings!: I feel I'm watching a different ceremony from everyone else. I'm watching the industrial revolution, what the hell is everyone else watching?


The east coast feed.
 
2012-07-27 09:08:36 PM  

E-Brake: Did we just miss the Sex Pistols coming back from commercial?


Yes, and at the start of "Pretty Vacant", tooo... NBC arseholes.
 
2012-07-27 09:08:37 PM  
I haven't jammed this much to... anything recently. Nice transition into Prodigy!!!!

Threw up the horns to The Clash \m/
 
2012-07-27 09:08:45 PM  
Who picked this mix for the 80's???
 
2012-07-27 09:08:45 PM  
I am not noticing any Judas Priest.
 
2012-07-27 09:08:47 PM  
Better hear "Park Life" during the 90s part...
 
2012-07-27 09:08:48 PM  
"Lager lager lager"

Underworld have the right idea.
 
2012-07-27 09:08:58 PM  
Apparently the Tories made them cut the ceremony because they didn't want it lasting as long as it had been planned to. So Boyle was forced to cut Coronation Street, Oasis, Monty Python and Doctor Who at the last minute.

I hope they make the closing ceremony.
 
2012-07-27 09:09:02 PM  
Wow it's that horrible West Ham song.
 
2012-07-27 09:09:05 PM  
I would have gone with "smack my biatch up"
 
paj
2012-07-27 09:09:05 PM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: The All-Powerful Atheismo: Just saw this and I'm on the west coast... anybody got a video link?


try vipbox.tv or wait for the torrent soon.
 
2012-07-27 09:09:11 PM  

Ow! That was my feelings!: I feel I'm watching a different ceremony from everyone else. I'm watching the industrial revolution, what the hell is everyone else watching?


You're an hour behind. It just started 40 minutes ago for you, I bet. It's been an hour and forty on the East coast.
 
2012-07-27 09:09:12 PM  
That chick's got a lot of hair, but she's cute as hell.
 
2012-07-27 09:09:21 PM  

phritz: What, no smack my biatch up?


Smack my Pipa up?
 
2012-07-27 09:09:21 PM  
Shrek?

...why?
 
2012-07-27 09:09:30 PM  

geom_00: SHUT THE FARK UP YOU TWO FARKING TWITS!!


You can't get them to shut up when it's NOT the Olympics...
 
2012-07-27 09:09:34 PM  
BLUR
 
2012-07-27 09:09:35 PM  

Ow! That was my feelings!: Indubitably: Ow! That was my feelings!: Bonanza Jellybean: Quantum Apostrophe: [25.media.tumblr.com image 850x637]

Samantha Wright.

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She can clean and jerk me anyday.

/and her snatch ain't bad either

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"Read and...?"

"I want a loving, faithful, caring, caretaking wife, and I wanna make love to everything else in long skirts, with bare feet and ripe, juicy mouths. Little boy-girls with small firm breasts and tight asses. Rubensque round women with big Mother Earth breasts and green eyes. God! I could go on and on."


"I want to proffer lies..."
 
2012-07-27 09:09:40 PM  
So is this a commercial for a BBC TV show? Should we know who these characters are and why they're going through time dancing?
 
2012-07-27 09:09:41 PM  
Montage of famous kisses. What's next, montage of hugs or something?
 
2012-07-27 09:09:44 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: TARDIS!


I hope you are serious.
 
2012-07-27 09:09:46 PM  
Get to makeout in the opening ceremony- ratings
 
2012-07-27 09:09:47 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: BLACKADDER!


Thank God there's someone here with taste, who understands Rowan Atkinson's finest work is Blackadder.
 
2012-07-27 09:09:52 PM  
The parent's nightmare gets worse...because a black guy is on stage!
 
2012-07-27 09:09:59 PM  

DamnYankees: Shrek?

...why?


The Austin Powers that everyone wanted.
 
paj
2012-07-27 09:10:07 PM  

DesktopHippie: Apparently the Tories made them cut the ceremony because they didn't want it lasting as long as it had been planned to. So Boyle was forced to cut Coronation Street, Oasis, Monty Python and Doctor Who at the last minute.

I hope they make the closing ceremony.


Source?
 
2012-07-27 09:10:09 PM  

DesktopHippie: I hope they make the closing ceremony.


Yeah how do you NOT give a nod to Mondy Python??
 
2012-07-27 09:10:09 PM  
It's "Forever Blowing Bubbles," Lauer. Not "Pretty Bubbles."
 
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