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(Think Progress)   Rick Santorum, defender of family values, stands up for the victims of the Penn State scandal. By which I mean Joe Paterno and the rest of the people who ran the football program   (thinkprogress.org) divider line 175
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2012-07-27 04:20:51 PM
Expecting that worthless piece of shiat to display even the slightest bit of decency is expecting a lot.
 
2012-07-27 04:28:18 PM
I sometimes wonder if Santorum is actually sane or if he's got some sort of legitimate mental disease.
 
2012-07-27 04:28:59 PM
Well, he is a Catholic.
 
2012-07-27 04:31:33 PM
I wonder if he was eating a delicious, wonderful, god-made Chick-fil-A chicken sandwich while reading over the Freeh report...
 
2012-07-27 04:31:36 PM
if nothing else, at least old Ricky boy makes it easy to understand just how/why so many Pennsylvania Republicans hate his guts.
 
2012-07-27 05:57:49 PM
Of course Santorum is going to stand up for men who enabled the creation of his namesake.
 
2012-07-27 05:59:27 PM

gilgigamesh: Well, he is a Catholic.


Annnnnd I think the argument is settled.
 
2012-07-27 05:59:44 PM

gilgigamesh: Well, he is a Catholic.


THIS^

/they have a built-in predisposition towards defending child molesters
 
2012-07-27 06:00:20 PM

Weaver95: I sometimes wonder if Santorum is actually sane human or if he's got some sort of legitimate mental disease.

 
2012-07-27 06:04:35 PM
Color me shocked.

I mean, those savages are getting their filthy hands all over that precious, innocent money.
 
2012-07-27 06:11:26 PM

gilgigamesh: Well, he is a Catholic.


I'm shocked it took until the third comment.
 
2012-07-27 06:32:17 PM
www.bitlogic.com
 
2012-07-27 06:32:57 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, could we have just figured out why the Santorum children look so disturbed?

www.moonbattery.com

//Now if we could only explain the daughter holding a doll dressed the same as she is.
 
2012-07-27 06:35:10 PM

gimmegimme: Ladies and gentlemen, could we have just figured out why the Santorum children look so disturbed?

[www.moonbattery.com image 450x313]

//Now if we could only explain the daughter holding a doll dressed the same as she is.


American Girl dolls are all personalized.
 
2012-07-27 06:36:03 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: gimmegimme: Ladies and gentlemen, could we have just figured out why the Santorum children look so disturbed?

[www.moonbattery.com image 450x313]

//Now if we could only explain the daughter holding a doll dressed the same as she is.

American Girl dolls are all personalized.


So do they make the doll's dress first or the girl's dress?
 
2012-07-27 06:36:47 PM

gilgigamesh: Well, he is a Catholic.


Pretty much came here to say this.
 
2012-07-27 06:42:44 PM

gimmegimme: The My Little Pony Killer: gimmegimme: Ladies and gentlemen, could we have just figured out why the Santorum children look so disturbed?

[www.moonbattery.com image 450x313]

//Now if we could only explain the daughter holding a doll dressed the same as she is.

American Girl dolls are all personalized.

So do they make the doll's dress first or the girl's dress?


Looks like they sell the matching clothing on their website.
 
2012-07-27 06:47:07 PM

gimmegimme: Ladies and gentlemen, could we have just figured out why the Santorum children look so disturbed?

[www.moonbattery.com image 450x313]

//Now if we could only explain the daughter holding a doll dressed the same as she is.


www.moonbattery.com


Like many Farkers, I prefer to type [picposted154000timesalready].jpg. But I will never, ever, EVER get tired of that one. It's too epic to be relegated to the annals of tired memes. Is the fat adolescent girl going to predictably read Sylvia Plath and put her dad in the news one final time, or will she embark on a career of mud wrestling on the lesbian dive bar circuit? Is the boy tripping balls, or did a stagehand just dry-poke his asshole? Does the wife need Xanax and Ketel One on the rare occasion her husband touches her?

But that girl and the doll. Holy sh*t man, where I do we even start with that?
 
2012-07-27 06:58:35 PM
This guy's a farking cartoon character. I mean you can say that about most of the Republican party but he's especially ridiculous.
 
2012-07-27 07:03:09 PM
OH, FOR fark'S SAKE!
 
2012-07-27 07:06:02 PM
Hey, once they're born, fark 'em. I guess literally.
 
2012-07-27 07:06:35 PM

gimmegimme: Ladies and gentlemen, could we have just figured out why the Santorum children look so disturbed?

[www.moonbattery.com image 450x313]

//Now if we could only explain the daughter holding a doll dressed the same as she is.


Came here to post this pic. It is epic and I will never get tired of seeing it.
 
2012-07-27 07:06:44 PM

gilgigamesh: Well, he is a Catholic.


i249.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-27 07:07:09 PM
Don't republicans ever get tired of being on the wrong side?
 
2012-07-27 07:09:46 PM

bloobeary: Don't republicans ever get tired of being on the wrong side?


They would have to have the intelligence to realize they're on the wrong side to get tired of it. As it is, they just justify everything with "But Jesus" and skip along their merry way.
 
2012-07-27 07:11:47 PM

bloobeary: Don't republicans ever get tired of being on the wrong side?


No, they just wait a generation and claim they were always on the right side.
 
2012-07-27 07:19:25 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: gimmegimme: Ladies and gentlemen, could we have just figured out why the Santorum children look so disturbed?

[www.moonbattery.com image 450x313]

//Now if we could only explain the daughter holding a doll dressed the same as she is.

American Girl dolls are all personalized made in China.

 
2012-07-27 07:24:34 PM

gilgigamesh: Well, he is a Catholic.


And.... we're done.
 
2012-07-27 07:26:57 PM
Every time i hear someone talk about family values it turns out they're really about the opposite.

See also: "family values" parents who disown/abuse their kids for being gay.
 
2012-07-27 07:28:47 PM
I wonder how many Penn Staters were contributors to his failed campaign?

Has anyone asked Mitt how he feels about this scandal?
 
2012-07-27 07:31:15 PM
Anyone think he might have gotten the nomination if he hadn't dropped out? I mean it was pretty close right? He led at some point and everything.

That would be worse than Romney right?
 
2012-07-27 07:34:14 PM
What does it say about America that this d-bag and that Bachmann train wreck were once frontrunners as Republican candidates for President of the United States? Not to mention the f*ck they decided to go with. Holy sh*t, this country is f*cked up.
 
2012-07-27 07:34:52 PM

js34603: Anyone think he might have gotten the nomination if he hadn't dropped out? I mean it was pretty close right? He led at some point and everything.

That would be worse than Romney right?


I keep saying this and I keep being proved wrong, but there's really no way that someone as fringe as Santorum could win all of the Republican support he would need for the nomination. R-Money was their best shot at a win.
 
2012-07-27 07:37:52 PM

gilgigamesh: Well, he is a Catholic.

Well, he is a Catholic Republican.

Those combo likes to take child buggery to the next level.
 
2012-07-27 07:37:57 PM
Santorum opened his mouth and a torrent of Santorum poured forth
 
2012-07-27 07:38:23 PM
I'm not surprised in the least.
 
2012-07-27 07:38:58 PM

Weaver95: I sometimes wonder if Santorum is actually sane or if he's got some sort of legitimate mental disease.


gilgigamesh: Well, he is a Catholic.

 
2012-07-27 07:39:00 PM
Actually, I don't see what's necessarily wrong with what he said. Of course there should be due process.
 
2012-07-27 07:40:51 PM
What kind of cognitive dissonance does he have bouncing around in his head?

Hey Frothy you're defending an old man raping little boys.
 
2012-07-27 07:41:37 PM
Oh, come on, Humanity. I'm bored.
Can't you come up with anything that surprises me anymore?
 
2012-07-27 07:43:59 PM

don't understand: What does it say about America that this d-bag and that Bachmann train wreck were once frontrunners as Republican candidates for President of the United States? Not to mention the f*ck they decided to go with. Holy sh*t, this country is f*cked up.


Not the country, just the GOP. The country becomes farked if Mittens wins though.
 
2012-07-27 07:44:08 PM

bloobeary: Don't republicans ever get tired of being on the wrong side?


It's all part of the joy of hiking themselves up on the cross and nailing themselves in when they feel they're being persecuted for their beliefs.

...like Jesus was.
 
2012-07-27 07:46:27 PM
It's like the We are angry, or something like that, that some Penn State people are pushing. On the FB page, they say they're angry about what happened, then they say they're angry the Freeh report was as is and a bunch of other stuff that gives away what they really care about.
 
2012-07-27 07:48:42 PM

bluorangefyre: don't understand: What does it say about America that this d-bag and that Bachmann train wreck were once frontrunners as Republican candidates for President of the United States? Not to mention the f*ck they decided to go with. Holy sh*t, this country is f*cked up.

Not the country, just the GOP. The country becomes farked if Mittens wins though.


That's the scariest thing of all. Rmoney has done everything the exact WRONG way during his campaign and he's practically tied with Obama in the polls. WTF, America?
 
2012-07-27 07:53:47 PM
did rick play football at penn state?
 
2012-07-27 07:57:19 PM

hornswaggler: did rick play football at penn state?


That's a lot of euphemisms but probably.
 
2012-07-27 08:05:14 PM

gimmegimme: Ladies and gentlemen, could we have just figured out why the Santorum children look so disturbed?

[www.moonbattery.com image 450x313]

//Now if we could only explain the daughter holding a doll dressed the same as she is.


That was a present from the DA to help her explain "where daddy touched her after bathing."
 
2012-07-27 08:06:12 PM

bloobeary: Don't republicans ever get tired of being on the wrong side?



Sure, then they look at their bank balances and it helps put them to sleep at night.
 
2012-07-27 08:06:14 PM

Weaver95: I sometimes wonder if Santorum is actually sane or if he's got some sort of legitimate mental disease.


maybe he's a pedo?
 
2012-07-27 08:06:23 PM

AbbeySomeone: I wonder how many Penn Staters were contributors to his failed campaign?


...it's a college town. Probably none.
 
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