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Unfreakable		2012-07-27 02:52:04 PM

Thanks to the writers of this week's quiz: Sim Tree, phlegmmo, and ivan

Unfreakable		2012-07-27 02:52:22 PM

Last week's highest scores (hard quiz):

Oakenraven 1015
Oliver Twisted 1011
PeddlerOfBombast 1001
BarkingUnicorn 993
Cloberella 991
dangator4769 968
Sir Anal of Leakage 966
XyzzyBob 960
mfgordon 954
ny518 953

Unfreakable		2012-07-27 02:53:26 PM

Also, I just finished uploading the Ridiculously Easy Quiz

texdent		2012-07-27 02:55:53 PM

Final Score:

7 out of 11 correct, total points = 615
Total time elapsed:

2 minutes (129 seconds)

texdent 615
Roja Herring 528
Hyperbolic Hyperbole 358
Unfreakable 0

Yay, temporary first place!

meow said the dog		2012-07-27 02:59:21 PM

Damn it to you wxboy for the 1 point higher than me on the easy quiz.

MissFeasance		2012-07-27 03:11:19 PM

I'm temporarily #1! Woo!

MissFeasance 821
gridlocksammy 719
corgic 715
wxboy 652
Donnchadha 637
Old Painty Can Ned 615
texdent 615
SlothB77 603
meow said the dog 531
Roja Herring 528

dj_bigbird		2012-07-27 03:23:02 PM

I'm #1! I'm #1!
Top 10 scores for this quiz:
dj_bigbird 830
MissFeasance 821
mkultra4013 815

/I should do these hungover more often

labman		2012-07-27 03:25:19 PM

I'm #1! I'm #1!

Top 10 scores for this quiz:
labman 904
dj_bigbird 830
MissFeasance 821
mkultra4013 815
jasonvatch 810
ac982000 802
babysealclubber 737
dahmers love zombie 721
gridlocksammy 719
corgic 715

spentmiles		2012-07-27 03:27:46 PM

I just owned that.

HowiPepper		2012-07-27 03:28:55 PM

Hey, you finished! Here's your results:

Final Score:
9 out of 11 correct, total points = 767
Total time elapsed:
2 minutes (163 seconds)

The All-Powerful Atheismo		2012-07-27 03:29:00 PM

The All-Powerful Atheismo 35,321,414,821
labman 904
spentmiles 899
dj_bigbird 830
Doryphore 824
MissFeasance 821
JeebusofSuburbia 816
mkultra4013 815
jasonvatch 810
ZAZ 807

Temporarily #1...

ackb4r		2012-07-27 03:29:26 PM

569, my best score ever.

Every single one was a guess.

godsend12		2012-07-27 03:30:46 PM

Final Score:

10 out of 11 correct, total points = 900
Total time elapsed:

1 minute (113 seconds)

Top 10 scores for this quiz:

labman 904
godsend12 900
spentmiles 899
dj_bigbird 830
Doryphore 824
MissFeasance 821
The All-Powerful Atheismo 821
JeebusofSuburbia 816
mkultra4013 815
jasonvatch

hp6sa		2012-07-27 03:31:27 PM

WOOO! First ever perfect score!

AverageAmericanGuy		2012-07-27 03:32:39 PM

Dammit. Just missed the top 10

NutWrench		2012-07-27 03:33:47 PM

Whoa. 10 out of 11. I spend way too much time here.

SanjiSasuke		2012-07-27 03:36:22 PM

My worst? Okay.
3 out of 11 correct, total points = 271
Total time elapsed:
1 minute (115 seconds)

Must have been...productive this week?

HighZoolander		2012-07-27 03:37:13 PM

Dammit, my worst wasn't good enough.

Ashtrey		2012-07-27 03:37:14 PM

NutWrench: Whoa. 10 out of 11. I spend way too much time here.

Same here, but I think a slow phone browser lowered my score.

Agent Smiths Laugh		2012-07-27 03:39:48 PM

I never take these quizzes because...

Edwardo17		2012-07-27 03:44:02 PM

Final Score:

7 out of 11 correct, total points = 624
Total time elapsed:

2 minutes (135 seconds)

Not bad.

karmaceutical		2012-07-27 03:44:40 PM

It is really frustrating that 8/11 for 696 is my very best score on these things (by a wide margin) and I spend a LOT of time here.

But apparently I never read the articles...

buckstar		2012-07-27 03:46:42 PM

Final Score:
10 out of 11 correct, total points = 899
Total time elapsed:
1 minute (116 seconds)

Not terrible. Darn bullies messed me up.

durbnpoisn		2012-07-27 03:49:45 PM

Does anyone take into consideration that the better you do on this quiz, the more unproductive you were at work?

I got a 4/11, I must have been pretty busy this week...

gunsmack		2012-07-27 03:53:54 PM

Final Score:
9 out of 11 correct, total points = 810

Better than my usual

Misplaced yat		2012-07-27 03:57:21 PM

Do your worst

7/11, 645, 91 seconds.

I fail at succeeding, and also fail at failing. Yay?

Crewmannumber6		2012-07-27 03:58:03 PM

Hey, you finished! Here's your results:

Final Score:
6 out of 11 correct, total points = 501

Total time elapsed:
3 minutes (221 seconds)

The Neverending Suck, Part 58

Drunken_Polar_Bear		2012-07-27 03:58:14 PM

11 of 11 = 1001 points. Wow! First for me. I usually suck at these.

godsend12		2012-07-27 03:59:29 PM

Off the top ten....it was fun while it lasted.

Best score for me yet though, so WooHoo!

theurge14		2012-07-27 04:11:41 PM

Headline...

(sing)

busy chillin'		2012-07-27 04:15:15 PM

4 out of 11 correct, total points = 367
Total time elapsed:

1 minute (118 seconds)

Do your worst indeed.

hurdboy		2012-07-27 04:16:52 PM

308. Might as well call me the Duke of the Weekly News Quiz.

//This is what happens when I actually have tons of work to do.

jamspoon		2012-07-27 04:38:01 PM

10 out of 11 correct, total points = 876 (137 seconds). Got the last one wrong.

Best ever, but I have been off work this week.

Ranger Joe		2012-07-27 04:41:53 PM

710

8 out of 11

127 seconds

danno_to_infinity		2012-07-27 06:03:46 PM

challenge accepted

danno_to_infinity		2012-07-27 06:12:50 PM

well, I failed to do my worst. there's some sort of mobius strip of entropic force about that, it seems

9 of 11, wasn't that Jerri Ryan's character on ST:V?

/i keed, i keed

Five Tails of Fury		2012-07-27 06:13:27 PM

Final Score:
7 out of 10 correct, total points = 666

ohshi.... *fire and brimstone'd*

dopekitty74		2012-07-27 06:21:23 PM

Whhooopsy! But hey, if i hadn't posted, it might not have gotten fixed.

Flab		2012-07-27 07:03:48 PM

11/11 and I'm not even in the top 10. Sheesh!

/Guessed the broken pelvis, the kid on LSD and the Disney one. Probably took me too long to pick those answers.