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		Marilyn Monroe may have been a lesbian. Giggity (huffingtonpost.com)		257
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Spasticus Autisticus		2012-07-27 02:28:03 PM

Pics or it didn't happen

kingoomieiii		2012-07-27 02:36:15 PM

Is bisexuality not a thing anymore?

lunchinlewis		2012-07-27 03:04:04 PM

They had her so hopped up on goofballs she'd probably put her mouth on anything.

I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey		2012-07-27 03:20:33 PM

This explains why Elton John was obsessed with her.

Wait.. if he adapted Marilyn Monroe's song to Princess Diana, doesn't that mean Di was also....

TO THE TMZ-MOBILE!

meow said the dog		2012-07-27 03:22:30 PM

I read this as Marilyn Manson and it made the complete sense to me.

GAT_00		2012-07-27 03:25:00 PM

So, there's a book coming out, right?

Rev. Skarekroe		2012-07-27 03:29:08 PM

Finally, the world will take my Marilyn Monroe/Bettie Page slash fiction seriously!

FirstNationalBastard		2012-07-27 03:42:02 PM

Rev. Skarekroe: Finally, the world will take my Marilyn Monroe/Bettie Page slash fiction seriously!

Marilyn Monroe/Bettie Page/Audrey Hepburn lesbian pics would cause a Kitten holocaust.

BarkingUnicorn		2012-07-27 03:42:58 PM

I can fap to lesbians, but not to dead ones.

Rev. Skarekroe		2012-07-27 03:45:18 PM

BarkingUnicorn: I can fap to lesbians, but not to dead ones.

Are you sure?

media-1.web.britannica.com

Come get us, big boy!

TsarTom		2012-07-27 03:54:15 PM

She never met me.

FloydA		2012-07-27 04:36:42 PM

Therefore JFK was our first female president. QED.

History textbooks leave out so much, don't they?

Contrabulous Flabtraption		2012-07-27 05:19:36 PM

All women are X number of cocktails away from eating pussy

OgreMagi		2012-07-27 05:36:12 PM

Spasticus Autisticus: ~~Pics~~ Video or it didn't happen

FTFY

/bunk

Need Help Soonish		2012-07-27 05:36:42 PM

Contrabulous Flabtraption: All women are X number of cocktails away from eating pussy

Zero. The answer should be zero.

tudorgurl		2012-07-27 05:36:59 PM

And this matters...why?

HotIgneous Intruder		2012-07-27 05:37:51 PM

If subby had read TFA, subby would know that the proper phrase is, "bisexual."

/The lesbians could only dream of such riches.

This text is now purple		2012-07-27 05:39:51 PM

And Einstein might have been Mormon.

HotIgneous Intruder		2012-07-27 05:40:51 PM

Theater people will fark anything, anywhere given the right opportunity and enough substances in their systems.

/Hung out with theater people.
//One of them had a Venn diagram of who had done sex with whom.

star_topology		2012-07-27 05:41:07 PM

tudorgurl: And this matters...why?

Because all the girls that still idolize her will turn lezbo.

mark.jms		2012-07-27 05:42:05 PM

Need Help Soonish: Contrabulous Flabtraption: All women are X number of cocktails away from eating pussy

Zero. The answer should be zero.

The correct answer is -1, as in "Here's a Mai Tai, now sit on my face."

That's my rule, anyway.

NightOwl2255		2012-07-27 05:44:18 PM

star_topology: tudorgurl: And this matters...why?

Because all the girls that still idolize her will turn lezbo.

Like Lindsay Lohan?

bhcompy		2012-07-27 05:46:24 PM

kingoomieiii: Is bisexuality not a thing anymore?

No, not really. Being bisexual doesn't fit the binary system that both the religious and the dominant "born that way" crowd seek to push(see bisexual erasure). Kinsey, of course, is rolling over in his grave

farkingismybusiness		2012-07-27 05:46:25 PM

Some like it hot.

Mr. Potatoass		2012-07-27 05:46:42 PM

Some like it twat?

i upped my meds-up yours		2012-07-27 05:46:53 PM

kingoomieiii: Is bisexuality not a thing anymore?

Not if you're in the media. Where are the fabulous bisexuals? Who are the bi icons? What is bi style? Where's the gossip about who's bi?

Oldiron_79		2012-07-27 05:47:24 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Rev. Skarekroe: Finally, the world will take my Marilyn Monroe/Bettie Page slash fiction seriously!

Marilyn Monroe/Bettie Page/Audrey Hepburn lesbian pics would cause a Kitten holocaust.

I'll be in my bunk

SoupJohnB		2012-07-27 05:48:54 PM

She was a thesbian, damnit!

/obvious typo

//dnrtfa

PC LOAD LETTER		2012-07-27 05:48:58 PM

Somaticasual		2012-07-27 05:52:51 PM

kingoomieiii: Is bisexuality not a thing anymore?

Shades of gray are too complex for the current state of american society.. Right now it's gay or straight, black or white, republican or democrat, good or evil, and winner or loser..

6655321		2012-07-27 05:55:02 PM

I read this as Marilyn Monroe was Lebanese.

Silverstaff		2012-07-27 05:55:49 PM

This text is now purple: And Einstein might have been Mormon.

Retroactively, he might have been :)

skinink		2012-07-27 05:56:00 PM

I guess this may explain why she is so popular with gay people. Nothing wrong with it, but I never understood the popularity connection before now.

thisisyourbrainonFark		2012-07-27 05:56:05 PM

Happy. ... Birthday. ... Mis. ... ter. ... President.

uncleacid		2012-07-27 05:58:19 PM

Now we know why joltin Joe has left and gone away.

karasoth		2012-07-27 05:58:35 PM

BarkingUnicorn: I can fap to lesbians, but not to dead ones.

Some one needs to lurk moar on 4chan

MFAWG		2012-07-27 05:59:00 PM

This again? Every 5 years or so this 'revelation' is revealed.

MAYORBOB		2012-07-27 06:00:03 PM

So, other than the suppositions and strained logic of the writer, Marilyn was a rug muncher. To which I reply, so what? Didn't an entrie generation grow up believing Rock Hudson was a paragon of heterosexuality?

unicron702		2012-07-27 06:00:05 PM

kingoomieiii: Is bisexuality not a thing anymore?

Bullshiat posturing.

caramba421		2012-07-27 06:00:32 PM

tudorgurl: And this matters...why?

Because the Internet was invented for fap.

FirstNationalBastard		2012-07-27 06:03:11 PM

MAYORBOB: So, other than the suppositions and strained logic of the writer, Marilyn was a rug muncher. To which I reply, so what? Didn't an entrie generation grow up believing Rock Hudson was a paragon of heterosexuality?

And Liberace, Paul Lynde, and Charles Nelson Reilly were swinging bachelors who couldn't be tied down to just one woman.

Fano		2012-07-27 06:03:13 PM

MAYORBOB: So, other than the suppositions and strained logic of the writer, Marilyn was a rug muncher. To which I reply, so what? Didn't an entrie generation grow up believing Rock Hudson was a paragon of heterosexuality?

A woman that hot had the duty to be omnisexual. As they said of Caesar: every woman's man and every man's woman.

WhippingBoy		2012-07-27 06:04:46 PM

tudorgurl: And this matters...why?

Are you kidding me???

Gleeman		2012-07-27 06:04:57 PM

i upped my meds-up yours: kingoomieiii: Is bisexuality not a thing anymore?

Not if you're in the media. Where are the fabulous bisexuals? Who are the bi icons? What is bi style? Where's the gossip about who's bi?

www.clashmusic.com

FirstNationalBastard		2012-07-27 06:05:55 PM

Gleeman: i upped my meds-up yours: kingoomieiii: Is bisexuality not a thing anymore?

Not if you're in the media. Where are the fabulous bisexuals? Who are the bi icons? What is bi style? Where's the gossip about who's bi?

[www.clashmusic.com image 410x300]

Actually, the media focuses more on Freddie Mercury as a homosexual than as being bisexual.

Ehh		2012-07-27 06:06:07 PM

Marilyn Monroe had sex with men and women, but she wasn't bisexual. Got it.

GoodOmens		2012-07-27 06:11:12 PM

Apparently Ladies Prefer Blondes too

Thisbymaster		2012-07-27 06:15:26 PM

Oh it is another one of those, "XXXX" Historical figure was gay. Why because we say so and these minor meaningless things that were written by or about them points to validating my own bias. Look you can't look down on religious people for conformation bias when you are doing the same dam thing.

Fark Rye For Many Whores		2012-07-27 06:16:28 PM

Doesn't this story happen with everyone in "the entertainment biz"? Every guy/every gal. All the time whether true or not.

JohnnyC		2012-07-27 06:20:28 PM

Bisexual women seem the norm... I mean... how are you supposed to keep all your wives satisfied at the same time? A little help isn't out of the question.

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