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(Huffington Post)   Marilyn Monroe may have been a lesbian. Giggity   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 257
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2012-07-27 02:28:03 PM
Pics or it didn't happen
 
2012-07-27 02:36:15 PM
Is bisexuality not a thing anymore?
 
2012-07-27 03:04:04 PM
They had her so hopped up on goofballs she'd probably put her mouth on anything.
 
2012-07-27 03:20:33 PM
This explains why Elton John was obsessed with her.

Wait.. if he adapted Marilyn Monroe's song to Princess Diana, doesn't that mean Di was also....

TO THE TMZ-MOBILE!
 
2012-07-27 03:22:30 PM
I read this as Marilyn Manson and it made the complete sense to me.
 
2012-07-27 03:25:00 PM
So, there's a book coming out, right?
 
2012-07-27 03:29:08 PM
Finally, the world will take my Marilyn Monroe/Bettie Page slash fiction seriously!
 
2012-07-27 03:42:02 PM

Rev. Skarekroe: Finally, the world will take my Marilyn Monroe/Bettie Page slash fiction seriously!


Marilyn Monroe/Bettie Page/Audrey Hepburn lesbian pics would cause a Kitten holocaust.
 
2012-07-27 03:42:58 PM
I can fap to lesbians, but not to dead ones.
 
2012-07-27 03:45:18 PM

BarkingUnicorn: I can fap to lesbians, but not to dead ones.


Are you sure?

media-1.web.britannica.com

Come get us, big boy!
 
2012-07-27 03:54:15 PM
She never met me.
 
2012-07-27 04:36:42 PM
Therefore JFK was our first female president. QED.

History textbooks leave out so much, don't they?
 
2012-07-27 05:19:36 PM
All women are X number of cocktails away from eating pussy
 
2012-07-27 05:36:12 PM

Spasticus Autisticus: Pics Video or it didn't happen


FTFY

/bunk
 
2012-07-27 05:36:42 PM

Contrabulous Flabtraption: All women are X number of cocktails away from eating pussy


Zero. The answer should be zero.
 
2012-07-27 05:36:59 PM
And this matters...why?
 
2012-07-27 05:37:51 PM
If subby had read TFA, subby would know that the proper phrase is, "bisexual."

/The lesbians could only dream of such riches.
 
2012-07-27 05:39:51 PM
And Einstein might have been Mormon.
 
2012-07-27 05:40:51 PM
Theater people will fark anything, anywhere given the right opportunity and enough substances in their systems.

/Hung out with theater people.
//One of them had a Venn diagram of who had done sex with whom.
 
2012-07-27 05:41:07 PM

tudorgurl: And this matters...why?


Because all the girls that still idolize her will turn lezbo.
 
2012-07-27 05:42:05 PM

Need Help Soonish: Contrabulous Flabtraption: All women are X number of cocktails away from eating pussy

Zero. The answer should be zero.


The correct answer is -1, as in "Here's a Mai Tai, now sit on my face."

That's my rule, anyway.
 
2012-07-27 05:44:18 PM

star_topology: tudorgurl: And this matters...why?

Because all the girls that still idolize her will turn lezbo.


Like Lindsay Lohan?
 
2012-07-27 05:46:24 PM

kingoomieiii: Is bisexuality not a thing anymore?


No, not really. Being bisexual doesn't fit the binary system that both the religious and the dominant "born that way" crowd seek to push(see bisexual erasure). Kinsey, of course, is rolling over in his grave
 
2012-07-27 05:46:25 PM
content.internetvideoarchive.com
Some like it hot.
 
2012-07-27 05:46:42 PM
Some like it twat?
 
2012-07-27 05:46:53 PM

kingoomieiii: Is bisexuality not a thing anymore?


Not if you're in the media. Where are the fabulous bisexuals? Who are the bi icons? What is bi style? Where's the gossip about who's bi?
 
2012-07-27 05:47:24 PM
FirstNationalBastard: Rev. Skarekroe: Finally, the world will take my Marilyn Monroe/Bettie Page slash fiction seriously!

Marilyn Monroe/Bettie Page/Audrey Hepburn lesbian pics would cause a Kitten holocaust.


I'll be in my bunk
 
2012-07-27 05:48:54 PM
She was a thesbian, damnit!

/obvious typo

//dnrtfa
 
2012-07-27 05:48:58 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Rev. Skarekroe: Finally, the world will take my Marilyn Monroe/Bettie Page slash fiction seriously!

Marilyn Monroe/Bettie Page/Audrey Hepburn lesbian pics would cause a Kitten holocaust.


The only kittens left would be in museums.
 
2012-07-27 05:52:51 PM

kingoomieiii: Is bisexuality not a thing anymore?


Shades of gray are too complex for the current state of american society.. Right now it's gay or straight, black or white, republican or democrat, good or evil, and winner or loser..
 
2012-07-27 05:55:02 PM
I read this as Marilyn Monroe was Lebanese.
 
2012-07-27 05:55:49 PM

This text is now purple: And Einstein might have been Mormon.


Retroactively, he might have been :)
 
2012-07-27 05:56:00 PM
I guess this may explain why she is so popular with gay people. Nothing wrong with it, but I never understood the popularity connection before now.
 
2012-07-27 05:56:05 PM
www.strangecosmos.com

Happy. ... Birthday. ... Mis. ... ter. ... President.
 
2012-07-27 05:58:19 PM
Now we know why joltin Joe has left and gone away.
 
2012-07-27 05:58:35 PM

BarkingUnicorn: I can fap to lesbians, but not to dead ones.


Some one needs to lurk moar on 4chan
 
2012-07-27 05:59:00 PM
This again? Every 5 years or so this 'revelation' is revealed.
 
2012-07-27 06:00:03 PM
So, other than the suppositions and strained logic of the writer, Marilyn was a rug muncher. To which I reply, so what? Didn't an entrie generation grow up believing Rock Hudson was a paragon of heterosexuality?
 
2012-07-27 06:00:05 PM

kingoomieiii: Is bisexuality not a thing anymore?


Bullshiat posturing.
 
2012-07-27 06:00:32 PM

tudorgurl: And this matters...why?


Because the Internet was invented for fap.
 
2012-07-27 06:03:11 PM

MAYORBOB: So, other than the suppositions and strained logic of the writer, Marilyn was a rug muncher. To which I reply, so what? Didn't an entrie generation grow up believing Rock Hudson was a paragon of heterosexuality?


And Liberace, Paul Lynde, and Charles Nelson Reilly were swinging bachelors who couldn't be tied down to just one woman.
 
2012-07-27 06:03:13 PM

MAYORBOB: So, other than the suppositions and strained logic of the writer, Marilyn was a rug muncher. To which I reply, so what? Didn't an entrie generation grow up believing Rock Hudson was a paragon of heterosexuality?


A woman that hot had the duty to be omnisexual. As they said of Caesar: every woman's man and every man's woman.
 
2012-07-27 06:04:46 PM

tudorgurl: And this matters...why?


Are you kidding me???
 
2012-07-27 06:04:57 PM

i upped my meds-up yours: kingoomieiii: Is bisexuality not a thing anymore?

Not if you're in the media. Where are the fabulous bisexuals? Who are the bi icons? What is bi style? Where's the gossip about who's bi?


www.clashmusic.com
 
2012-07-27 06:05:55 PM

Gleeman: i upped my meds-up yours: kingoomieiii: Is bisexuality not a thing anymore?

Not if you're in the media. Where are the fabulous bisexuals? Who are the bi icons? What is bi style? Where's the gossip about who's bi?

[www.clashmusic.com image 410x300]


Actually, the media focuses more on Freddie Mercury as a homosexual than as being bisexual.
 
Ehh
2012-07-27 06:06:07 PM
Marilyn Monroe had sex with men and women, but she wasn't bisexual. Got it.
 
2012-07-27 06:11:12 PM
Apparently Ladies Prefer Blondes too
 
2012-07-27 06:15:26 PM
Oh it is another one of those, "XXXX" Historical figure was gay. Why because we say so and these minor meaningless things that were written by or about them points to validating my own bias. Look you can't look down on religious people for conformation bias when you are doing the same dam thing.
 
2012-07-27 06:16:28 PM
Doesn't this story happen with everyone in "the entertainment biz"? Every guy/every gal. All the time whether true or not.
 
2012-07-27 06:20:28 PM
Bisexual women seem the norm... I mean... how are you supposed to keep all your wives satisfied at the same time? A little help isn't out of the question.
 
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