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2012-07-27 01:34:29 PM  
Hello Mrs. C!
 
2012-07-27 01:41:09 PM  
"Erectamundo."
 
2012-07-27 01:46:52 PM  
"Sit on it!"
 
2012-07-27 01:51:24 PM  
Looking back on it now I don't know why we though Fonzie was so cool. He did not pull in that good a quality of tail. I mean look at Laverne (yes he did date Laverne in an episode) or Pinky or Leather. They were all in the 6-7 range at best. I mean sure your average 6-7 is probably a 10 in Milwaukee but you'd think he could do better.
 
2012-07-27 01:55:05 PM  

NuttierThanEver: Looking back on it now I don't know why we though Fonzie was so cool. He did not pull in that good a quality of tail. I mean look at Laverne (yes he did date Laverne in an episode) or Pinky or Leather. They were all in the 6-7 range at best. I mean sure your average 6-7 is probably a 10 in Milwaukee but you'd think he could do better.


Yeah, but you get Laverne, you get Shirley for the threesome, so that bumps Laverne up a few notches.

And later on, Fonzie did have the blonde chick. Although she had a kid, so that knocked her down a few points.
 
2012-07-27 01:56:48 PM  

NuttierThanEver: Looking back on it now I don't know why we though Fonzie was so cool. He did not pull in that good a quality of tail. I mean look at Laverne (yes he did date Laverne in an episode) or Pinky or Leather. They were all in the 6-7 range at best. I mean sure your average 6-7 is probably a 10 in Milwaukee but you'd think he could do better.


He could start a jukebox with his fist. God knows what he could start with his dick.
 
2012-07-27 02:00:51 PM  

Shostie: NuttierThanEver: Looking back on it now I don't know why we though Fonzie was so cool. He did not pull in that good a quality of tail. I mean look at Laverne (yes he did date Laverne in an episode) or Pinky or Leather. They were all in the 6-7 range at best. I mean sure your average 6-7 is probably a 10 in Milwaukee but you'd think he could do better.

He could start a jukebox with his fist. God knows what he could start with his dick.


Mr. C's DeSoto.
 
2012-07-27 02:02:09 PM  
t1.gstatic.com

He's very good.
 
2012-07-27 02:09:46 PM  
I was looking for a SFW still image of the 70s porn actor "The Silver Fox" but apparently now that's what they're calling Anderson Cooper.
 
2012-07-27 02:56:53 PM  
I have to post this song.....
Henry WInkler and the Penis Song.

Link
 
2012-07-27 03:35:28 PM  
I hear he can punch a woman in the baby maker and give her an instant orgasm
 
2012-07-27 03:49:49 PM  
Well, maybe there are worse things to see than Henry Winkler covered with bees.
 
2012-07-27 03:51:05 PM  
Wacca wacca!

images.wikia.com
 
2012-07-27 03:55:28 PM  
Henry Winkler seems like a genuinely nice and laid back guy who has maintained a great perspective on his fame. Good on him.

AdolfOliverPanties: [t1.gstatic.com image 180x182]

He's very good.


Indeed.

dtdstudios.com
 
2012-07-27 04:15:09 PM  
www.cinemorgue2.com

What he's gonna look like when he's shooting his load...
 
2012-07-27 04:29:12 PM  
Fonzie used to bang Mrs C while Howie was busy at the hardware store. Living over their garage was handy.

It's a special feature on the Happy Days dvd.
 
2012-07-27 04:32:17 PM  

scottydoesntknow: I hear he can punch a woman in the baby maker and give her an instant orgasm


i240.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-27 04:33:54 PM  

Shostie: NuttierThanEver: Looking back on it now I don't know why we though Fonzie was so cool. He did not pull in that good a quality of tail. I mean look at Laverne (yes he did date Laverne in an episode) or Pinky or Leather. They were all in the 6-7 range at best. I mean sure your average 6-7 is probably a 10 in Milwaukee but you'd think he could do better.

He could start a jukebox with his fist. God knows what he could start with his dick.


Damn you. I just cleaned off my monitor.
 
2012-07-27 04:41:25 PM  
I'm going for a hot Ding Dong. Hot Ding Dong? Yeah?
 
2012-07-27 04:44:49 PM  

Dr.Knockboots: I have to post this song.....
Henry WInkler and the Penis Song.

Link


Came to post this.
 
2012-07-27 04:45:55 PM  
 
2012-07-27 05:02:11 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: NuttierThanEver: Looking back on it now I don't know why we though Fonzie was so cool. He did not pull in that good a quality of tail. I mean look at Laverne (yes he did date Laverne in an episode) or Pinky or Leather. They were all in the 6-7 range at best. I mean sure your average 6-7 is probably a 10 in Milwaukee but you'd think he could do better.

Yeah, but you get Laverne, you get Shirley for the threesome, so that bumps Laverne up a few notches.

And later on, Fonzie did have the blonde chick. Although she had a kid, so that knocked her down a few points.


So now we're back to square one.
 
2012-07-27 05:08:22 PM  
Wanna jump my shark, baby?
 
2012-07-27 05:16:55 PM  
I really need to hook my scanner up to the new computer; I have an issue of Playboy from the 70's that has a picture of Winkler with a perm and a bad Tom Selleck-type mustache. The caption claims that he was trying to get away from the Fonzie image.

At least it's not Donnie Moist, um, Most or Handson, er, Anson Williams...
 
2012-07-27 05:27:34 PM  
Why is he doing those reverse mortgage ads? Is he broke?
 
2012-07-27 06:10:25 PM  
What momma doesn't know...
 
2012-07-27 06:20:21 PM  
I think he'd fare better jumping a motorcycle over 100 pallets of viagra.
 
2012-07-27 06:28:03 PM  
This Adam Sandler's fault. He should not have made Winkler show his butt in Water Boy. Nobody should have been put through that.
 
2012-07-27 07:29:16 PM  

phlegmmo: "Erectamundo."



optimisticjourney.com
 
2012-07-27 07:47:16 PM  

Bith Set Me Up: Wanna jump my shark, baby?


AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY we're done.
 
2012-07-27 07:55:40 PM  

Wellon Dowd: Wacca wacca!

[images.wikia.com image 450x450]


Thank Jesus/Allah/Buddha I wasn't the only one who read the headline as "Fozzie to play porno actor". You have saved me at least two extra sessions with my therapist.
 
2012-07-27 09:04:21 PM  
So when he donkey punches her will she play music like the jukebox at Al's?
 
2012-07-27 09:07:27 PM  

Onkel Buck: So when he donkey punches her will she play music like the jukebox at Al's?


That only happened when The Fonz donkey punched Leather Tuscadero.
 
2012-07-27 09:10:43 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: NuttierThanEver: Looking back on it now I don't know why we though Fonzie was so cool. He did not pull in that good a quality of tail. I mean look at Laverne (yes he did date Laverne in an episode) or Pinky or Leather. They were all in the 6-7 range at best. I mean sure your average 6-7 is probably a 10 in Milwaukee but you'd think he could do better.

Yeah, but you get Laverne, you get Shirley for the threesome, so that bumps Laverne up a few notches.

And later on, Fonzie did have the blonde chick. Although she had a kid, so that knocked her down a few points.


I can see Fonzi and Carmine getting Laverne into an Eiffel Tower. She was the easy one. She probably squirts milk and Pepsi.
 
2012-07-27 09:17:21 PM  
The casting director must've liked Winkler's performance in Holes.
 
2012-07-27 09:18:10 PM  

Onkel Buck: FirstNationalBastard: NuttierThanEver: Looking back on it now I don't know why we though Fonzie was so cool. He did not pull in that good a quality of tail. I mean look at Laverne (yes he did date Laverne in an episode) or Pinky or Leather. They were all in the 6-7 range at best. I mean sure your average 6-7 is probably a 10 in Milwaukee but you'd think he could do better.

Yeah, but you get Laverne, you get Shirley for the threesome, so that bumps Laverne up a few notches.

And later on, Fonzie did have the blonde chick. Although she had a kid, so that knocked her down a few points.

I can see Fonzi and Carmine getting Laverne into an Eiffel Tower. She was the easy one. She probably squirts milk and Pepsi.


I think when The Fonz and Carmine do thats it's called the "Malachi Crunch."
 
2012-07-27 09:21:27 PM  

Billygoat Gruff: Onkel Buck: FirstNationalBastard: NuttierThanEver: Looking back on it now I don't know why we though Fonzie was so cool. He did not pull in that good a quality of tail. I mean look at Laverne (yes he did date Laverne in an episode) or Pinky or Leather. They were all in the 6-7 range at best. I mean sure your average 6-7 is probably a 10 in Milwaukee but you'd think he could do better.

Yeah, but you get Laverne, you get Shirley for the threesome, so that bumps Laverne up a few notches.

And later on, Fonzie did have the blonde chick. Although she had a kid, so that knocked her down a few points.

I can see Fonzi and Carmine getting Laverne into an Eiffel Tower. She was the easy one. She probably squirts milk and Pepsi.

I think when The Fonz and Carmine do thats it's called the "Malachi Crunch."


When the Fonz ate Joanie out when she was on the rag, he called it Strawberry Shortcake.
 
2012-07-27 09:25:00 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Billygoat Gruff: Onkel Buck: FirstNationalBastard: NuttierThanEver: Looking back on it now I don't know why we though Fonzie was so cool. He did not pull in that good a quality of tail. I mean look at Laverne (yes he did date Laverne in an episode) or Pinky or Leather. They were all in the 6-7 range at best. I mean sure your average 6-7 is probably a 10 in Milwaukee but you'd think he could do better.

Yeah, but you get Laverne, you get Shirley for the threesome, so that bumps Laverne up a few notches.

And later on, Fonzie did have the blonde chick. Although she had a kid, so that knocked her down a few points.

I can see Fonzi and Carmine getting Laverne into an Eiffel Tower. She was the easy one. She probably squirts milk and Pepsi.

I think when The Fonz and Carmine do thats it's called the "Malachi Crunch."

When the Fonz ate Joanie out when she was on the rag, he called it Strawberry Shortcake.


i48.photobucket.com
I always thought thats what Chachi meant when he said "wah wah wah."
 
2012-07-27 09:35:26 PM  

Onkel Buck: FirstNationalBastard: Billygoat Gruff: Onkel Buck: FirstNationalBastard: NuttierThanEver: Looking back on it now I don't know why we though Fonzie was so cool. He did not pull in that good a quality of tail. I mean look at Laverne (yes he did date Laverne in an episode) or Pinky or Leather. They were all in the 6-7 range at best. I mean sure your average 6-7 is probably a 10 in Milwaukee but you'd think he could do better.

Yeah, but you get Laverne, you get Shirley for the threesome, so that bumps Laverne up a few notches.

And later on, Fonzie did have the blonde chick. Although she had a kid, so that knocked her down a few points.

I can see Fonzi and Carmine getting Laverne into an Eiffel Tower. She was the easy one. She probably squirts milk and Pepsi.

I think when The Fonz and Carmine do thats it's called the "Malachi Crunch."

When the Fonz ate Joanie out when she was on the rag, he called it Strawberry Shortcake.

[i48.photobucket.com image 263x332]
I always thought thats what Chachi meant when he said "wah wah wah."


"Wah Wah Wah" was first uttered when Malph and Potsie were giving Chachie a spunk mouthwash.
 
2012-07-28 03:18:15 AM  
Joannie loves bukkaki
 
rpl
2012-07-28 06:02:41 AM  
 
2012-07-28 08:35:45 AM  
Fappy days
 
2012-07-28 04:38:15 PM  

djkutch: "Sit on it!"


I'm amAAAYYYYYYzed it took 3 posts to get to this.
 
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