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(Telegraph)   Note to Iran and its heavily fortified nuclear facilities: US Air Force's massive 30,000lb bunker-buster bomb is "ready to go"   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 53
    More: Interesting, Bunker Busters, U.S. Air Force, Iran, Natanz, Iranians, Qom, shipping lanes  
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2012-07-27 01:57:18 PM  
10 votes:
If I may beg the indulgences of you for the moment. Oh my this causes much of the concern to be because unlike the person who has posted above from me with the sarcasm I should state that I look at all of the issues from two sides and this is not the situation upon which is the exception to the life rule of two-sided looking of me. One side of this is that we must set them up the bomb and the other side of this is we must not set them up the bomb. I do not wish to be the judge of this but if I was the judge of this I would look at this from these sides.

The first side of this is that we should set them up the bomb. This side says that the concern upon which is noted is that if the nuclear missile silos of the Iranians are allowed to have existence in the pis of hell of fortification then they will use these on the allies such as Israel and Canada and the fallout of the nuclear waste could make the radioactive Wailing Wall or the radioactive Inuit both of which could cause much suffering to others in the world. From this side it seems as though it would be the necessity to set them up the bomb for which they do not cause the destruction. According to the article upon which is currently linked through the Telegraph.co.uk website the US of America has the 30,000 Labrador bomb upon which it can use to destroy these evil Ruskies...I mean Iranians to the oblivion and prevent the massive use of the weaponry.

The other side of this says look they have told us that they only wish to use this for the purposes of electricity and they seem very much legit. Why would these individuals do the lying to we? If we would set them up the bomb then they would not be able to have the electricity to watch the reruns of Maury and this would cause the dramatic decrease in the sale of American paternity tests to Iran. Do you wish to be the job killer, US of American Air Force Academy Football Team? I do not think you wish for this now do you.

One thing that I can be sure of is that this entire thread will be full of well thought out and purely rational postings such as the own of me. LAUGHTER OL who am I giving the jokings to? Of course it will not as I have seen this from two sides but others will see this from only one side. I do not wish to be the judge of this but do you think that we should do this threatening? I am asking you the Fark.com website and will send the results to the Head Airmaster for the consideration.

You are welcome.
2012-07-27 03:56:08 PM  
4 votes:

Fuggin Bizzy: Thirty. Thousand. Pound. Bomb.

fark humanity. Goddamn.


but the thing you must remember is that it's not just a big-ass bomb, but the shape of it, the materials, and the guts inside are what make this remarkable. Any chump can load up a huge bomb casing with tons of high explosives, but they're all going to kaboom either in an airburst and knock over all the soft stuff, or mcBOOM when it hits the ground and make a big crater. Your reinforced concrete bunker, buried many feet below that surface, however, may be shaken but still in business.

But this baby, oh no, THIS baby is designed to punch a starter hole, even explode a bit to open it up and get serious penetration, and only then does it unleash the full majesty and fury of the payload. THAT is the genius of this bomb, the ability to maintain integrity as it pounds deep into the loins of our enemy, ramming deep into the interior, before the glorious and inevitable release. Mmmm.
2012-07-27 03:23:00 PM  
4 votes:
cdn204.psbin.com
2012-07-27 03:45:49 PM  
3 votes:

mbillips: FTFA: 20ft long, 1ft wide weapon

Must have been written by a woman.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 250x250]


I'm sorry, can you recalculate that in terms of "school buses"? I can only relate to ad-hoc, layman units.

/how many football fields can it penetrate?
2012-07-27 10:33:05 PM  
2 votes:

DavidVincent: [www.darkgovernment.com image 804x539]

In the Hollywood movie, which one does Denzil Washington play?


i.imgur.com
2012-07-27 04:33:44 PM  
2 votes:

I alone am best: spentmiles: They've got the US outgunned and outmanned

lol wut?


Begun the Clone (stamp) War has.
2012-07-27 04:18:22 PM  
2 votes:
Bush/Romney doctrine: "Yer evil, Iran & North Korea! Stop bein' so evil! I will not negotiate with terrists!" :invades Iraq: :Iran and North Korea massively accelerate their nuclear deterrent programs:

Obama doctrine: "You really should rejoin the community of nations, Iran. Let's talk about it." ::stations F-22s and two carriers in the Gulf, publicizes bunker busters::

/Fark independent analysis: Both sides are bad, so vote Republican.
2012-07-27 04:00:20 PM  
2 votes:

AngryJailhouseFistfark: But this baby, oh no, THIS baby is designed to punch a starter hole, even explode a bit to open it up and get serious penetration, and only then does it unleash the full majesty and fury of the payload. THAT is the genius of this bomb, the ability to maintain integrity as it pounds deep into the loins of our enemy, ramming deep into the interior, before the glorious and inevitable release. Mmmm.


i.imgur.com
But how do you feel about your mother?
2012-07-27 03:58:39 PM  
2 votes:

Command1: [www.darkgovernment.com image 804x539]

30,000Lb Bunker Buster


With that board across its ass, I'm supprised that photo didn't show up in the Kate Gosselin thread.
2012-07-27 03:58:15 PM  
2 votes:
www.jefferywestover.com
2012-07-27 03:54:35 PM  
2 votes:
They will name the bomb after Carl Spackler.
2012-07-27 03:32:07 PM  
2 votes:

meow said the dog: You are welcome.


There's an enjoyable ten minute read....
2012-07-27 03:23:06 PM  
2 votes:
Note to America and its lapdog Israel and Britain: Dude, seriously. What's your farking problem?
2012-07-27 02:12:45 PM  
2 votes:

meow said the dog: If I may beg the indulgences of you for the moment ...


i149.photobucket.com
2012-07-27 01:46:49 PM  
2 votes:
Apocalyptic War porn Armageddon scenarios FTW!

/ Plus Xtians actually believe zombie jesus is going to come back and kick brown person ass! All while high-fiving Sarah Palin and Mitt Romney
2012-07-27 07:37:04 PM  
1 votes:
My uncle knew a guy who was in the Air Force who said that nucu-lar bomb testing was suspended because it attracted too much attention from space aliens...
2012-07-27 06:40:42 PM  
1 votes:
i341.photobucket.com
2012-07-27 05:25:52 PM  
1 votes:

meow said the dog: If I may beg the indulgences of you for the moment. Oh my this causes much of the concern to be because unlike the person who has posted above from me with the sarcasm I should state that I look at all of the issues from two sides and this is not the situation upon which is the exception to the life rule of two-sided looking of me. One side of this is that we must set them up the bomb and the other side of this is we must not set them up the bomb. I do not wish to be the judge of this but if I was the judge of this I would look at this from these sides.

The first side of this is that we should set them up the bomb. This side says that the concern upon which is noted is that if the nuclear missile silos of the Iranians are allowed to have existence in the pis of hell of fortification then they will use these on the allies such as Israel and Canada and the fallout of the nuclear waste could make the radioactive Wailing Wall or the radioactive Inuit both of which could cause much suffering to others in the world. From this side it seems as though it would be the necessity to set them up the bomb for which they do not cause the destruction. According to the article upon which is currently linked through the Telegraph.co.uk website the US of America has the 30,000 Labrador bomb upon which it can use to destroy these evil Ruskies...I mean Iranians to the oblivion and prevent the massive use of the weaponry.

The other side of this says look they have told us that they only wish to use this for the purposes of electricity and they seem very much legit. Why would these individuals do the lying to we? If we would set them up the bomb then they would not be able to have the electricity to watch the reruns of Maury and this would cause the dramatic decrease in the sale of American paternity tests to Iran. Do you wish to be the job killer, US of American Air Force Academy Football Team? I do not think you wish for this now do you.

One thing that I can be sure of is ...


All your text are belong to us.
2012-07-27 04:59:01 PM  
1 votes:

Gleeman: AngryJailhouseFistfark: But this baby, oh no, THIS baby is designed to punch a starter hole, even explode a bit to open it up and get serious penetration, and only then does it unleash the full majesty and fury of the payload. THAT is the genius of this bomb, the ability to maintain integrity as it pounds deep into the loins of our enemy, ramming deep into the interior, before the glorious and inevitable release. Mmmm.

[i.imgur.com image 640x466]
But how do you feel about your mother?


Let me tell you about my mother.

www.gonemovies.com
2012-07-27 04:52:58 PM  
1 votes:
An American bomb dropped on Iraq in retaliation for the Saudi 9/11 attack:

cellar.org



I could be here all night deconstructing the idiocy, illiteracy, and suppressed homoeroticism in this photo, so I won't bother. Just gaze at it in wonder. It's a classic.
2012-07-27 04:41:21 PM  
1 votes:
All this deep penetration has me aroused. I'll be in my bunker, Buster.
2012-07-27 04:34:27 PM  
1 votes:
Um they do realize that a nuclear facility has .......ummm you know, that ummmm.... nuclear stuff that kills pretty much everything when you blow it up.
2012-07-27 04:31:50 PM  
1 votes:

MythDragon: Wouldn't it be cheaper to drive up to the bunker door, and weld the doors shut? Then when all the leaders are safely sealed in their bunkers, we can just move in like we own the place. The muffled thumps on the doors would be a bit annoying at first, but those would slowly die down as the food ran out. For real fun, we could pry open one of the bunker air vents and toss down a wasp nest.

You get a bunch of Iranians locked in with a couple thousand pissed off wasps, now you got your hands on the next big hit reality show.
I will call it "Mohammed and me, plus the wasp makes three."


You've really got to stop ordering your battle plans from the Acme Company.
2012-07-27 04:30:35 PM  
1 votes:

Summer Glau's Love Slave: [www.infiniteunknown.net image 419x512]


penetrating...hard and deeply

Tee hee.
2012-07-27 04:28:12 PM  
1 votes:
Can we write messages like, "Eat This Pork Chop, You Ragheads"? Or better yet smear the bomb with bacon fat to make the bomb that much more diabolical?
2012-07-27 04:22:08 PM  
1 votes:
Wouldn't it be cheaper to drive up to the bunker door, and weld the doors shut? Then when all the leaders are safely sealed in their bunkers, we can just move in like we own the place. The muffled thumps on the doors would be a bit annoying at first, but those would slowly die down as the food ran out. For real fun, we could pry open one of the bunker air vents and toss down a wasp nest.

You get a bunch of Iranians locked in with a couple thousand pissed off wasps, now you got your hands on the next big hit reality show.
I will call it "Mohammed and me, plus the wasp makes three."
2012-07-27 04:21:03 PM  
1 votes:

The Incredible Sexual Egg: AverageAmericanGuy: Note to America and its lapdog Israel and Britain: Dude, seriously. What's your farking problem?

Seriously, leave them the fark alone. We can barely hold a country that has minimal infrastructure. Iran would be a disaster


The difference between Iranians and Afghans is that Iranians are capable of not acting like animals.
2012-07-27 04:19:50 PM  
1 votes:
Now if only Iran would put all of its key military stuff in one place, instead of dispersing it widely in many underground locations . . . .

///but don't me disturb anyone's Big Bomb fantasies
//because a problem that can't be solved by blowing something up or shooting someone isn't worth solving, right?
2012-07-27 04:13:48 PM  
1 votes:

Command1: [www.darkgovernment.com image 804x539]

30,000Lb Bunker Buster lawn dart.

2012-07-27 04:09:05 PM  
1 votes:
Talk is cheap.
Use it or GTFO.
2012-07-27 04:05:52 PM  
1 votes:

chewielouie: AverageAmericanGuy: Note to America and its lapdog Israel and Britain: Dude, seriously. What's your farking problem?

9/11 . . . haven't forgotten it.


So, we're gonna use this on Saudi Arabia?
2012-07-27 04:04:34 PM  
1 votes:

mbillips: FTFA: 20ft long, 1ft wide weapon

Must have been written by a woman.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 250x250]


Exaggerating size tends to be the case of the opposite gender, actually.
2012-07-27 04:02:05 PM  
1 votes:
Would be way cooler if they installed a Davy Crockett inside that mofo...

/1/4 kt FTW!
2012-07-27 04:01:59 PM  
1 votes:
this just proves once more of American ingenuity and why we so respected for our entrepreneurialship and our superior critical thinking skills and originality!!!

I mean do you see any other country coming with products like these!? NO! it's always the US who is the first and foremost in everything!
2012-07-27 04:01:25 PM  
1 votes:
I have been told that I have have a M. O. P.


/I'll take a seat over there.
2012-07-27 03:55:28 PM  
1 votes:

mbillips: Here's a thought. What if neocon moles within the high levels of the departments of State and Defense are lobbying for air strikes that will just HAPPEN to take out Iran's oil fields along with their nuclear infrastructure, thereby driving up the price of U.S.-produced natural gas and shale oil, benefiting THIS GUY.

[www.boonepickens.com image 217x219]

I'm not saying T. Boone Pickens is committing treason to line his pockets; I'm just asking a question.


Ah so that's Pickens' Plan! I thought it was just trying to convince us to frak the hell out of our water supply so he can die with a few more billion in his pockets.
2012-07-27 03:50:15 PM  
1 votes:

fireclown: The gnomes of Zurich. TRY to keep up, mbilips.


In fairness, I always thought the nation of Eritrea really controlled the strings of Western government and diplomacy.

Nothing, and I mean NOTHING happens in this world without Eritrea's expressed approval.
2012-07-27 03:50:14 PM  
1 votes:
Here's a thought. What if neocon moles within the high levels of the departments of State and Defense are lobbying for air strikes that will just HAPPEN to take out Iran's oil fields along with their nuclear infrastructure, thereby driving up the price of U.S.-produced natural gas and shale oil, benefiting THIS GUY.

www.boonepickens.com

I'm not saying T. Boone Pickens is committing treason to line his pockets; I'm just asking a question.
2012-07-27 03:49:34 PM  
1 votes:

mbillips: AverageAmericanGuy: Note to America and its lapdog Israel and Britain: Dude, seriously. What's your farking problem?

Wait, I thought we were Israel's lapdog? Now I'm confused. Who's behind this, U.S. arms manufacturers or the international banking cartel? And whose lapdog is Britain, again?


I blame the Illuminati.
2012-07-27 03:49:13 PM  
1 votes:

Fano: mbillips: AverageAmericanGuy: Note to America and its lapdog Israel and Britain: Dude, seriously. What's your farking problem?

Wait, I thought we were Israel's lapdog? Now I'm confused. Who's behind this, U.S. arms manufacturers or the international banking cartel? And whose lapdog is Britain, again?

The Raj. This is all facilitated by the East India company and Daniel Dravot.


And they'd have gotten away with it if that biatch hadn't bit Danny's cheek.
2012-07-27 03:48:16 PM  
1 votes:

Command1: [www.darkgovernment.com image 804x539]

30,000Lb Bunker Buster


I was going to make some lengthy commentary on some of the possible ramifications of that thing and how it represents America's current war-making practices, but I realized that my point basically boiled down to, "Someone's compensating, and because we can."
2012-07-27 03:46:24 PM  
1 votes:
LET'S GET BOMBED!!
2012-07-27 03:45:51 PM  
1 votes:

mbillips: AverageAmericanGuy: Note to America and its lapdog Israel and Britain: Dude, seriously. What's your farking problem?

Wait, I thought we were Israel's lapdog? Now I'm confused. Who's behind this, U.S. arms manufacturers or the international banking cartel? And whose lapdog is Britain, again?


The Raj. This is all facilitated by the East India company and Daniel Dravot.
2012-07-27 03:45:05 PM  
1 votes:

mbillips: Wait, I thought we were Israel's lapdog? Now I'm confused. Who's behind this, U.S. arms manufacturers or the international banking cartel? And whose lapdog is Britain, again?


The gnomes of Zurich. TRY to keep up, mbilips.
2012-07-27 03:44:14 PM  
1 votes:
ok i am going back to playing civ 5
2012-07-27 03:41:47 PM  
1 votes:
www.darkgovernment.com

30,000Lb Bunker Buster
2012-07-27 03:40:02 PM  
1 votes:
FTFA: 20ft long, 1ft wide weapon

Must have been written by a woman.

upload.wikimedia.org
2012-07-27 03:38:46 PM  
1 votes:

Ned Stark: Nobel peace prize.


Alfred would be pleased. He made his fortune in explosives.
2012-07-27 03:35:47 PM  
1 votes:
Bomb a country for using nuclear power, which you, yourself use?

/f*ck uncle sam
//treat us all like terrorists, don't be surprised when some people start acting like terrorists...
///i studied terrorists in grade school; their names were Washington, Jefferson, Adams, Jackson...
//lh6.googleusercontent.com
2012-07-27 03:35:08 PM  
1 votes:
Meh, we've already screwed the region up badly enough we're kind of painted in this corner.
2012-07-27 03:31:59 PM  
1 votes:
Nobel peace prize.
2012-07-27 03:31:02 PM  
1 votes:
Awesome, we're going after them with 1940's bomb technology. Wallis would be proud.
2012-07-27 03:29:34 PM  
1 votes:
I would not want to go to war with Iran. They've got the US outgunned and outmanned. It'd be like a country-wide suicide mission. Fark that.
 
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