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(Telegraph)   Note to Iran and its heavily fortified nuclear facilities: US Air Force's massive 30,000lb bunker-buster bomb is "ready to go"   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 176
    More: Interesting, Bunker Busters, U.S. Air Force, Iran, Natanz, Iranians, Qom, shipping lanes  
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2012-07-27 09:06:04 PM  
Is it true that Subbys Mom uses it as a sex toy?
 
2012-07-27 09:13:14 PM  

Amos Quito: Indubitably: Porous Horace: Amos Quito: The Olympics are in play.

Some conspiracy nut might wonder whether this would be fine timing for a false-flag attack.


/always suspect ISRAEL FIRST!

Already happened.

Won't work.

You need to roll some atrocity for World War, man.

P.S. If you do, I will think the world to end now, and you can't kill me first, for if I die, the world dies with me...


You're all right, Indubitably.

The thing that farks Humanity is that human nature is farked.

Can it BE changed? No, not by coercion.

Can it change? Yes, from the inside out.

One human at a time.

Will it change?

Indubitably.

Otherwise, some day some where some other species gets a go at reconnecting, at reconciling, at recollecting.


/THERE IS ONLY ONE THING


Wow, bolded, even.

Thank you.
 
2012-07-27 09:14:29 PM  

Indubitably: Amos Quito: Indubitably: Porous Horace: Amos Quito: The Olympics are in play.

Some conspiracy nut might wonder whether this would be fine timing for a false-flag attack.


/always suspect ISRAEL FIRST!

Already happened.

Won't work.

You need to roll some atrocity for World War, man.

P.S. If you do, I will think the world to end now, and you can't kill me first, for if I die, the world dies with me...


You're all right, Indubitably.

The thing that farks Humanity is that human nature is farked.

Can it BE changed? No, not by coercion.

Can it change? Yes, from the inside out.

One human at a time.

Will it change?

Indubitably.

Otherwise, some day some where some other species gets a go at reconnecting, at reconciling, at recollecting.


/THERE IS ONLY ONE THING

Wow, bolded, even.

Thank you.


I love you too, man.
 
2012-07-27 09:19:16 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Note to America and its lapdog Israel and Britain: Dude, seriously. What's your farking problem?


WTF does this even mean?
 
2012-07-27 09:36:53 PM  

Polartank13: meow said the dog: If I may beg the indulgences of you for the moment ...

[i149.photobucket.com image 300x233]


In spades.
 
2012-07-27 09:50:06 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Polartank13: meow said the dog: If I may beg the indulgences of you for the moment ...

[i149.photobucket.com image 300x233]

In spades.


Pot, meet kettle...

Cards and color be random, anymore, friend. Recard.
 
2012-07-27 09:51:01 PM  

Indubitably: Gyrfalcon: Polartank13: meow said the dog: If I may beg the indulgences of you for the moment ...

[i149.photobucket.com image 300x233]

In spades.

Pot, meet kettle...

Cards and color be random, anymore, friend. Recard.


Sex is sex.
 
2012-07-27 09:59:28 PM  

Indubitably: Gyrfalcon: Polartank13: meow said the dog: If I may beg the indulgences of you for the moment ...

[i149.photobucket.com image 300x233]

In spades.

Pot, meet kettle...

Cards and color be random, anymore, friend. Recard.


What what? Because I admire meow's deranged banter? I am so sorry, except not really.
 
2012-07-27 10:03:28 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Indubitably: Gyrfalcon: Polartank13: meow said the dog: If I may beg the indulgences of you for the moment ...

[i149.photobucket.com image 300x233]

In spades.

Pot, meet kettle...

Cards and color be random, anymore, friend. Recard.

What what? Because I admire meow's deranged banter? I am so sorry, except not really.


You need never apologize to me, friend.

I have given you the love card freely and willfully.

Be dumb at will and be loved...

Singular ellipsis.
 
2012-07-27 10:18:05 PM  

Indubitably: Gyrfalcon: Indubitably: Gyrfalcon: Polartank13: meow said the dog: If I may beg the indulgences of you for the moment ...

[i149.photobucket.com image 300x233]

In spades.

Pot, meet kettle...

Cards and color be random, anymore, friend. Recard.

What what? Because I admire meow's deranged banter? I am so sorry, except not really.

You need never apologize to me, friend.

I have given you the love card freely and willfully.

Be dumb at will and be loved...

Singular ellipsis.


Now I'm happy again.
 
2012-07-27 10:19:43 PM  
disney-clipart.com

Strictly Plutonic.
 
2012-07-27 10:19:44 PM  
when the air force talks about a (insert number)lbs bomb we are talking about actual weight not home much explosive(usually tritonal) they have been working on this bomb for a while...i first start seeing pictures around 10 years ago...

test drop

IYAAYAS :(
 
2012-07-27 10:28:41 PM  

Onkel Buck: Alonjar: Plinky: So they could be dropped repeatedly on the same spot to reach further depths? How deep/hardened are these bunkers? What's the highend of what they could use as defensive tech?

Well, thats the interesting thing.. you can do a whole farking lot for defense. Like... put your facility 500 meters under a mountain. They can blow up the entrance and fark up your logistics, but if you REALLY wanted to hide/protect something, and you have State level funding, the possibilities are rather limitless.

With that said, underground structures require ventilation to the outside of some type. Destroying those vents would really ruin their day.

Those openings are about the size of a womp rat, you could totally bullseye it with this bomb.


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All right, we got seven canisters of CN-20. I say we roll them in there and nerve gas the whole farking nest.
 
2012-07-27 10:31:33 PM  
Is "international banking cartel" Fark's autocensor word for "Jews"?
 
2012-07-27 10:33:05 PM  

DavidVincent: [www.darkgovernment.com image 804x539]

In the Hollywood movie, which one does Denzil Washington play?


i.imgur.com
 
2012-07-27 10:43:07 PM  

The Incredible Sexual Egg: AverageAmericanGuy: Note to America and its lapdog Israel and Britain: Dude, seriously. What's your farking problem?

Seriously, leave them the fark alone. We can barely hold a country that has minimal infrastructure. Iran would be a disaster


You both sound like a couple of pussies.
 
2012-07-27 10:46:54 PM  
I'm cool with this as long as I get promised that it will be dropped on brown people.
 
2012-07-27 11:02:05 PM  

SuperNinjaToad: mbillips: Fuggin Bizzy: Thirty. Thousand. Pound. Bomb.

fark humanity. Goddamn.

Eh, if you think of it as 15 tons, or 1/125 of a Hiroshima bomb, it doesn't seem so big. We used to have nuclear artillery shells with WAY more explosive force than that. And depth charges (light fuse and get away fast).

you're right.. and if you compare Hiroshima and Nagasaki to the core of the Sun it is literally a micro dew drop! yea!! .... what's the big deal?????


the exposive charge is a small porportion of the total weight. the high mass is there not for explosive force, but to push through rock.
 
2012-07-27 11:35:35 PM  
If every country had nukes every country would be afraid of war. Some people act like this would be the worst thing ever.
 
2012-07-28 12:07:38 AM  

Lord Summerisle: An American bomb dropped on Iraq in retaliation for the Saudi 9/11 attack:

[cellar.org image 450x309]

I could be here all night deconstructing the idiocy, illiteracy, and suppressed homoeroticism in this photo, so I won't bother. Just gaze at it in wonder. It's a classic.


Your pompousness might be better enjoyed if you were accurate. That bomb was dropped in October 2001, in Afghanistan. Nobody cares where the hijackers happened to pop out of mommy's vagina.
 
2012-07-28 12:43:12 AM  

whither_apophis: Awesome, we're going after them with 1940's bomb technology. Wallis would be proud.


Oh come on. Really, 1940's technology?? They've added like, 5000lbs to it since then; that's real progress is that...

Hopefully, they won't be strapping it to the bottom of a Lancaster, although so help me, I think a Lanc would still get off the ground with it.
 
2012-07-28 01:15:08 AM  

Nem Wan: If every country had nukes every country would be afraid of war. Some people act like this would be the worst thing ever.


We do. They are. Of NUCLEAR war, you see. But since everyone's afraid of nuclear retaliation, nobody is ever going to actually drop the things. It's why we still have all these conventional wars, even between nuclear-armed nations.
 
2012-07-28 01:30:07 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Nem Wan: If every country had nukes every country would be afraid of war. Some people act like this would be the worst thing ever.

We do. They are. Of NUCLEAR war, you see. But since everyone's afraid of nuclear retaliation, nobody is ever going to actually drop the things. It's why we still have all these conventional wars, even between nuclear-armed nations.


Fun fact: missile defense actually makes the likelihood of nuclear war higher, as nations begin factoring in acceptable loss and defense failure rates into their strategies, instead of the zero-sum total annihilation game.

In some ways, this means missile defense is actually more dangerous than the weapons themselves.

Society and FP is weird. All this MAD bullshiat needs to stop.

/End drunken threadjack.
 
2012-07-28 01:31:42 AM  
While I don't like the idea of preemptively bombing Iran, I do believe they're working towards a nuclear weapon and I think that them having one would be really bad. Someone up-thread commented that if all nations had nukes then all nations would fear war. I don't think that poster is taking into account the fanatical extremist viewpoint. Who cares if the world burns when you're going to be rewarded in heaven?

Anyway, Iran keeps stating they want nuclear fuel for electricity. Have they started building a power plant? Fuel for an electricity producing reactor doesn't need much purity. It only needs to be refined to about 5% or so ( Link ). Iran's refining to about 20% ( Link ). 20% refinement is considered useful for reactors that power ships and subs, and Iran has stated they intend to build nuclear subs, but if they've begun building, I haven't been able to find anything about it.

Now, I don't know much about constructing nuclear reactors or ships, but if I were in charge of things I would have more than one thing going on at a time. Why stockpile nuclear fuel for a ship reactor and then build the ship? Wouldn't it make more sense to have the ship construction going on while the fuel is being refined. Then, everything is done closer to the same time and you don't have a bunch of fuel sitting around waiting for a ship to be built, so a reactor can be installed and then the fuel put into the reactor.

I find it hard to suggest that we should bomb Iran. Then again, I find it hard to believe that if they got a nuke they wouldn't start looking for a reason to use it. They're big fans of the idea of holy war with Israel, and the destructive power of a nuke invokes images of armageddon that fanatics are so fond of, and a nuclear war in the Middle East threatens the world wide oil supply, so it's not like other nations could stay out of a regional conflict that involved nukes. I hate to suggest that Iran getting a nuke could lead to WWIII, but I can't ignore the possibility. Of course, if Iran wanted to start a war with Israel, they could just borrow some chemical weapons from Assad, but then they'd miss out on the whole massive fiery destruction thing.
 
2012-07-28 01:39:17 AM  

El Morro: Holy crap, that is one brutal, death dealing beast of a bomb.

And this is just one more reason not to vote for Romney. You KNOW his sorry ass would unleash that thing the first chance he got.


First thing I thought of (video)
 
2012-07-28 06:12:08 AM  
You cannot just be friends with the bomb. Don't tell the bomb you love her or the bomb will not work.
 
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