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(Telegraph)   Note to Iran and its heavily fortified nuclear facilities: US Air Force's massive 30,000lb bunker-buster bomb is "ready to go"   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 176
    More: Interesting, Bunker Busters, U.S. Air Force, Iran, Natanz, Iranians, Qom, shipping lanes  
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2012-07-27 01:46:49 PM  
Apocalyptic War porn Armageddon scenarios FTW!

/ Plus Xtians actually believe zombie jesus is going to come back and kick brown person ass! All while high-fiving Sarah Palin and Mitt Romney
 
2012-07-27 01:57:18 PM  
If I may beg the indulgences of you for the moment. Oh my this causes much of the concern to be because unlike the person who has posted above from me with the sarcasm I should state that I look at all of the issues from two sides and this is not the situation upon which is the exception to the life rule of two-sided looking of me. One side of this is that we must set them up the bomb and the other side of this is we must not set them up the bomb. I do not wish to be the judge of this but if I was the judge of this I would look at this from these sides.

The first side of this is that we should set them up the bomb. This side says that the concern upon which is noted is that if the nuclear missile silos of the Iranians are allowed to have existence in the pis of hell of fortification then they will use these on the allies such as Israel and Canada and the fallout of the nuclear waste could make the radioactive Wailing Wall or the radioactive Inuit both of which could cause much suffering to others in the world. From this side it seems as though it would be the necessity to set them up the bomb for which they do not cause the destruction. According to the article upon which is currently linked through the Telegraph.co.uk website the US of America has the 30,000 Labrador bomb upon which it can use to destroy these evil Ruskies...I mean Iranians to the oblivion and prevent the massive use of the weaponry.

The other side of this says look they have told us that they only wish to use this for the purposes of electricity and they seem very much legit. Why would these individuals do the lying to we? If we would set them up the bomb then they would not be able to have the electricity to watch the reruns of Maury and this would cause the dramatic decrease in the sale of American paternity tests to Iran. Do you wish to be the job killer, US of American Air Force Academy Football Team? I do not think you wish for this now do you.

One thing that I can be sure of is that this entire thread will be full of well thought out and purely rational postings such as the own of me. LAUGHTER OL who am I giving the jokings to? Of course it will not as I have seen this from two sides but others will see this from only one side. I do not wish to be the judge of this but do you think that we should do this threatening? I am asking you the Fark.com website and will send the results to the Head Airmaster for the consideration.

You are welcome.
 
2012-07-27 02:12:45 PM  

meow said the dog: If I may beg the indulgences of you for the moment ...


i149.photobucket.com
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-07-27 02:49:44 PM  
buried under 33ft feet of earth and 6ft of concrete

10 meters and 2 meters in the original?

That's not nearly enough protection. The other site's mountain might do the job, like Tora Bora.
 
2012-07-27 03:23:00 PM  
cdn204.psbin.com
 
2012-07-27 03:23:06 PM  
Note to America and its lapdog Israel and Britain: Dude, seriously. What's your farking problem?
 
2012-07-27 03:25:53 PM  
this will not end well...

see next post
 
2012-07-27 03:26:10 PM  
Why bother... Can't they just introduce a virus to all their facilities? Seems like it worked before...
 
2012-07-27 03:27:26 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Note to America and its lapdog Israel and Britain: Dude, seriously. What's your farking problem?


Seriously, leave them the fark alone. We can barely hold a country that has minimal infrastructure. Iran would be a disaster
 
2012-07-27 03:29:34 PM  
I would not want to go to war with Iran. They've got the US outgunned and outmanned. It'd be like a country-wide suicide mission. Fark that.
 
2012-07-27 03:29:57 PM  

Ow! That was my feelings!: [cdn204.psbin.com image 280x350]


Came for this, leaving to go chainsmoke...
 
2012-07-27 03:31:02 PM  
Awesome, we're going after them with 1940's bomb technology. Wallis would be proud.
 
2012-07-27 03:31:27 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Note to America and its lapdog Israel and Britain: Dude, seriously. What's your farking problem?


With a comment like that, you certainly aren't an average american guy....
 
2012-07-27 03:31:59 PM  
Nobel peace prize.
 
2012-07-27 03:32:07 PM  

meow said the dog: You are welcome.


There's an enjoyable ten minute read....
 
2012-07-27 03:35:08 PM  
Meh, we've already screwed the region up badly enough we're kind of painted in this corner.
 
2012-07-27 03:35:47 PM  
Bomb a country for using nuclear power, which you, yourself use?

/f*ck uncle sam
//treat us all like terrorists, don't be surprised when some people start acting like terrorists...
///i studied terrorists in grade school; their names were Washington, Jefferson, Adams, Jackson...
//lh6.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-07-27 03:36:29 PM  
That...wow. Huh. That's coming out at the next staff meeting.
 
2012-07-27 03:36:41 PM  
I sometimes wonder if it might not be more interesting to let them have nuclear weapons.
 
2012-07-27 03:38:46 PM  

Ned Stark: Nobel peace prize.


Alfred would be pleased. He made his fortune in explosives.
 
2012-07-27 03:40:02 PM  
FTFA: 20ft long, 1ft wide weapon

Must have been written by a woman.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-07-27 03:41:47 PM  
www.darkgovernment.com

30,000Lb Bunker Buster
 
2012-07-27 03:42:17 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Note to America and its lapdog Israel and Britain: Dude, seriously. What's your farking problem?


Wait, I thought we were Israel's lapdog? Now I'm confused. Who's behind this, U.S. arms manufacturers or the international banking cartel? And whose lapdog is Britain, again?
 
2012-07-27 03:42:46 PM  

whither_apophis: Awesome, we're going after them with 1940's bomb technology. Wallis would be proud.


Well, the end phase is 1940's tech, sure.

However, it is important to note:

"The 20ft long, 1ft wide weapon will be delivered by the B2 stealth bomber"
 
2012-07-27 03:44:14 PM  
ok i am going back to playing civ 5
 
2012-07-27 03:44:46 PM  
Doesn't Israel have it's own military? Maybe we should give them some money so they can afford to bu...oh wait....
 
2012-07-27 03:45:00 PM  
Ain't a hope in hell,
Nothing's gonna bring us down,
The way we fly,
Five miles off the ground,
Because we shoot to kill,
And you know we always will,

It's a Bomber, it's a bomber, it's a bomber

Scream a thousand miles,
Feel the black death rising moan,
Firestorm coming closer,
Napalm to the bone,
Because, you know we do it right,
A mission every night,

It's a Bomber, it's a bomber, it's a bomber

No night fighter,
Gonna stop us getting through,
The sirens make you shiver,
You bet my aim is true,
Because, you know we aim to please,
Bring you to your knees,

It's a Bomber, it's a bomber, it's a bomber
 
2012-07-27 03:45:05 PM  

mbillips: Wait, I thought we were Israel's lapdog? Now I'm confused. Who's behind this, U.S. arms manufacturers or the international banking cartel? And whose lapdog is Britain, again?


The gnomes of Zurich. TRY to keep up, mbilips.
 
2012-07-27 03:45:16 PM  
photos-ak.sparkpeople.com

Another bombshell that is RET TA GO!
 
2012-07-27 03:45:33 PM  
I have the strangest urge to play Command and Conquer Generals Zero Hour...
 
2012-07-27 03:45:49 PM  

mbillips: FTFA: 20ft long, 1ft wide weapon

Must have been written by a woman.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 250x250]


I'm sorry, can you recalculate that in terms of "school buses"? I can only relate to ad-hoc, layman units.

/how many football fields can it penetrate?
 
2012-07-27 03:45:51 PM  

mbillips: AverageAmericanGuy: Note to America and its lapdog Israel and Britain: Dude, seriously. What's your farking problem?

Wait, I thought we were Israel's lapdog? Now I'm confused. Who's behind this, U.S. arms manufacturers or the international banking cartel? And whose lapdog is Britain, again?


The Raj. This is all facilitated by the East India company and Daniel Dravot.
 
2012-07-27 03:46:24 PM  
LET'S GET BOMBED!!
 
2012-07-27 03:47:15 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Note to America and its lapdog Israel and Britain: Dude, seriously. What's your farking problem?


9/11 . . . haven't forgotten it.
 
2012-07-27 03:47:44 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Note to America and its lapdog Israel and Britain: Dude, seriously. What's your farking problem?



Our politicians have been replaced with psychotic billionaires with companies that make guns.
 
2012-07-27 03:48:16 PM  

Command1: [www.darkgovernment.com image 804x539]

30,000Lb Bunker Buster


I was going to make some lengthy commentary on some of the possible ramifications of that thing and how it represents America's current war-making practices, but I realized that my point basically boiled down to, "Someone's compensating, and because we can."
 
2012-07-27 03:49:13 PM  

Fano: mbillips: AverageAmericanGuy: Note to America and its lapdog Israel and Britain: Dude, seriously. What's your farking problem?

Wait, I thought we were Israel's lapdog? Now I'm confused. Who's behind this, U.S. arms manufacturers or the international banking cartel? And whose lapdog is Britain, again?

The Raj. This is all facilitated by the East India company and Daniel Dravot.


And they'd have gotten away with it if that biatch hadn't bit Danny's cheek.
 
2012-07-27 03:49:34 PM  

mbillips: AverageAmericanGuy: Note to America and its lapdog Israel and Britain: Dude, seriously. What's your farking problem?

Wait, I thought we were Israel's lapdog? Now I'm confused. Who's behind this, U.S. arms manufacturers or the international banking cartel? And whose lapdog is Britain, again?


I blame the Illuminati.
 
2012-07-27 03:49:59 PM  
Thirty. Thousand. Pound. Bomb.

fark humanity. Goddamn.
 
2012-07-27 03:50:14 PM  
Here's a thought. What if neocon moles within the high levels of the departments of State and Defense are lobbying for air strikes that will just HAPPEN to take out Iran's oil fields along with their nuclear infrastructure, thereby driving up the price of U.S.-produced natural gas and shale oil, benefiting THIS GUY.

www.boonepickens.com

I'm not saying T. Boone Pickens is committing treason to line his pockets; I'm just asking a question.
 
2012-07-27 03:50:15 PM  

fireclown: The gnomes of Zurich. TRY to keep up, mbilips.


In fairness, I always thought the nation of Eritrea really controlled the strings of Western government and diplomacy.

Nothing, and I mean NOTHING happens in this world without Eritrea's expressed approval.
 
2012-07-27 03:54:35 PM  
They will name the bomb after Carl Spackler.
 
2012-07-27 03:55:28 PM  

mbillips: Here's a thought. What if neocon moles within the high levels of the departments of State and Defense are lobbying for air strikes that will just HAPPEN to take out Iran's oil fields along with their nuclear infrastructure, thereby driving up the price of U.S.-produced natural gas and shale oil, benefiting THIS GUY.

[www.boonepickens.com image 217x219]

I'm not saying T. Boone Pickens is committing treason to line his pockets; I'm just asking a question.


Ah so that's Pickens' Plan! I thought it was just trying to convince us to frak the hell out of our water supply so he can die with a few more billion in his pockets.
 
2012-07-27 03:56:01 PM  

Fuggin Bizzy: Thirty. Thousand. Pound. Bomb.

fark humanity. Goddamn.


Eh, if you think of it as 15 tons, or 1/125 of a Hiroshima bomb, it doesn't seem so big. We used to have nuclear artillery shells with WAY more explosive force than that. And depth charges (light fuse and get away fast).
 
2012-07-27 03:56:08 PM  

Fuggin Bizzy: Thirty. Thousand. Pound. Bomb.

fark humanity. Goddamn.


but the thing you must remember is that it's not just a big-ass bomb, but the shape of it, the materials, and the guts inside are what make this remarkable. Any chump can load up a huge bomb casing with tons of high explosives, but they're all going to kaboom either in an airburst and knock over all the soft stuff, or mcBOOM when it hits the ground and make a big crater. Your reinforced concrete bunker, buried many feet below that surface, however, may be shaken but still in business.

But this baby, oh no, THIS baby is designed to punch a starter hole, even explode a bit to open it up and get serious penetration, and only then does it unleash the full majesty and fury of the payload. THAT is the genius of this bomb, the ability to maintain integrity as it pounds deep into the loins of our enemy, ramming deep into the interior, before the glorious and inevitable release. Mmmm.
 
2012-07-27 03:58:15 PM  
www.jefferywestover.com
 
2012-07-27 03:58:39 PM  

Command1: [www.darkgovernment.com image 804x539]

30,000Lb Bunker Buster


With that board across its ass, I'm supprised that photo didn't show up in the Kate Gosselin thread.
 
2012-07-27 04:00:20 PM  

AngryJailhouseFistfark: But this baby, oh no, THIS baby is designed to punch a starter hole, even explode a bit to open it up and get serious penetration, and only then does it unleash the full majesty and fury of the payload. THAT is the genius of this bomb, the ability to maintain integrity as it pounds deep into the loins of our enemy, ramming deep into the interior, before the glorious and inevitable release. Mmmm.


i.imgur.com
But how do you feel about your mother?
 
2012-07-27 04:00:49 PM  
urban.derelict: Bomb a country for using nuclear power, which you, yourself use?

/f*ck uncle sam
//treat us all like terrorists, don't be surprised when some people start acting like terrorists...
///i studied terrorists in grade school; their names were Washington, Jefferson, Adams, Jackson...
//[lh6.googleusercontent.com image 640x176]


1/10, ignore historical and situational connotations, yet make false comparison to them. obvious troll is obvious.
 
2012-07-27 04:01:25 PM  
I have been told that I have have a M. O. P.


/I'll take a seat over there.
 
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