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(CNSNews)   In the true spirit of Olympic competition, Iran will happily face Israel in a Judo match. Just kidding. The Iranian has a tummy ache   (cnsnews.com) divider line 63
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2012-07-27 01:39:18 PM
Probably with an Israeli virus.
 
2012-07-27 01:53:11 PM
Stuxnet to be h

Diogenes: Probably with an Israeli virus.


Stuxnet to be him.
 
2012-07-27 01:55:57 PM
i'd figure he'd be chomping at the bit to beat him.
 
2012-07-27 01:56:23 PM
I wouldn't want to face an Israeli in any kind of physical fight - they're badass.

When an Israeli does it's Jewdo, by the way, subby
 
2012-07-27 01:58:11 PM
Bagels are my favorite judo.
 
2012-07-27 02:04:23 PM
api.photoshop.com

I got nuthin' for Iranian Jitsu.
 
2012-07-27 02:06:52 PM
I'd more easily attribute this to British food than international tension.
 
2012-07-27 02:11:36 PM

Lifeless: I'd more easily attribute this to British food than international tension.


I had some of the best food ever in London.

Of course, it was from places they'd colonized.
 
2012-07-27 02:17:04 PM

Lifeless: I'd more easily attribute this to British food than international tension.


Yeah it must be all that properly cooked meat and clean restaurants that's doing it to him.
 
2012-07-27 02:18:46 PM
Cowards.

/At least Russians and us had the balls to face each other.
 
2012-07-27 02:21:11 PM
If only the Israeli guy had been homosexual, a small but rather vocal sliver of Americans would stand with the Iranian's chickening out.
 
2012-07-27 02:29:49 PM
Has the Iron Sheik commented on this?
 
2012-07-27 02:35:30 PM

lunchinlewis: Has the Iron Sheik commented on this?


After today I'm desperate to know what he thinks about everything. I could spend all day just picking things at random and asking him to comment.
 
2012-07-27 02:35:37 PM

Diogenes: [api.photoshop.com image 483x326]

I got nuthin' for Iranian Jitsu.


I would totally watch a show where a badass old nun and rabbi team up and go on an epic martial arts quest to fight the forces of religious fanaticism and intolerance. Walking the earth and kicking ass in the name of the lord.
 
2012-07-27 02:38:57 PM
If he lost, he'd probably be killed.
 
2012-07-27 02:42:27 PM

Rishathra: Diogenes: [api.photoshop.com image 483x326]

I got nuthin' for Iranian Jitsu.

I would totally watch a show where a badass old nun and rabbi team up and go on an epic martial arts quest to fight the forces of religious fanaticism and intolerance. Walking the earth and kicking ass in the name of the lord.


"He knew Krav Maga. She had a ruler. Together they struck fear into the heart of bigotry."
 
2012-07-27 02:54:50 PM

Diogenes: Rishathra: Diogenes: [api.photoshop.com image 483x326]

I got nuthin' for Iranian Jitsu.

I would totally watch a show where a badass old nun and rabbi team up and go on an epic martial arts quest to fight the forces of religious fanaticism and intolerance. Walking the earth and kicking ass in the name of the lord.

"He knew Krav Maga. She had a ruler. Together they struck fear into the heart of bigotry."


aaaaaaaannnnnd i now have an idea to steal for my next show pitch. and a tagline to boot! Thanks guys
 
2012-07-27 03:15:53 PM

s1ugg0: Cowards.

/At least Russians and us had the balls to face each other.


No. No, we (and they) didn't.

1980 Summer Olympics boycott
1984 Summer Olympics boycott
 
2012-07-27 03:20:06 PM
I'd be pretty pissed if I was an Olympic athlete who'd trained MY WHOLE LIFE for this one minute, and then some dick freckle refused to let me compete for political reasons.
 
2012-07-27 03:33:52 PM

sniderman: s1ugg0: Cowards.

/At least Russians and us had the balls to face each other.

No. No, we (and they) didn't.

1980 Summer Olympics boycott
1984 Summer Olympics boycott


Well, there were the "We win! ...what? You're putting WHAT back on the clock?!?!?" and the "DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES?!" things, but who remembers that?
 
2012-07-27 03:49:46 PM

Dr Dreidel: sniderman: s1ugg0: Cowards.

/At least Russians and us had the balls to face each other.

No. No, we (and they) didn't.

1980 Summer Olympics boycott
1984 Summer Olympics boycott

Well, there were the "We win! ...what? You're putting WHAT back on the clock?!?!?" and the "DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES?!" things, but who remembers that?


The difference is that the US and the USSR recognized each other's existence. I don't believe Iran recognizes Israel's right to exist as a nation.
 
2012-07-27 03:55:36 PM
If only the Israeli guy had been homosexual, a small but rather vocal sliver of Americans would stand with the Iranian's chickening out.

You mean in addition to all the liberals who were rooting for Iran in the first place?
 
2012-07-27 04:04:10 PM
img.icefoundry.co.uk
 
2012-07-27 04:16:33 PM

idesofmarch: I wouldn't want to face an Israeli in any kind of physical fight - they're badass.

When an Israeli does it's Jewdo, by the way, subby


Huh? If I were to pick people to have to fight by nationality, Israelis would be near the top of the list. No boxers of note, sure as hell no cage fighters, their Olympic-style grapplers aren't very good, and their "martial art" of note is a complete joke. Physically frail people who believe in Kung Fu with batons? Yeah, they're suckers.
 
2012-07-27 04:19:47 PM

Why Would I Read the Article: If only the Israeli guy had been homosexual, a small but rather vocal sliver of Americans would stand with the Iranian's chickening out.

You mean in addition to all the liberals who were rooting for Iran in the first place?


*rolls eyes*

So lazy and uncreative.
 
2012-07-27 04:25:31 PM

the biggest redneck here: their Olympic-style grapplers aren't very good


TFA: Ariel Ze'evi, who participated [in judo] in the last three Olympics, won the bronze medal in Athens 2004, and is the 2012 European champion

Plonk, troll.
 
2012-07-27 04:27:44 PM

Why Would I Read the Article: You mean in addition to all the liberals who were rooting for Iran in the first place?


Oh course liberals root for conservative and religious nations, it makes so much sense!
 
2012-07-27 04:33:35 PM

Dr Dreidel: the biggest redneck here: their Olympic-style grapplers aren't very good

TFA: Ariel Ze'evi, who participated [in judo] in the last three Olympics, won the bronze medal in Athens 2004, and is the 2012 European champion

Plonk, troll.


Outlier. They're generally very poor at athletics. They have roughly the same population numbers as states like Georgia, Michigan, and a bunch of other mid-sized states. Do you really want to compare the athletic histories of Atlanta and Detroit to Jerusalem and Tel Aviv?

Japs are short, Joos are uncoordinated, and Russian women generally look like bulldogs, just the way things are.
 
2012-07-27 04:46:10 PM
Was late to the party, but I'm definitely getting all of my news from that site from now on. Thanks, subby! *grumblegrumbledamnedliberalsgrumblegrumble*
 
2012-07-27 04:55:29 PM

NutznGum: If he lost, he'd probably be killed.


^THIS^
Saddam's son tortured and killed members of the Iraqi Olympic teams for losing. Link
I imagine the Iranians have similar "Motivational Sessions" with their athletes, especially one that loses to an opponent that they consider to be subhuman.
 
2012-07-27 04:59:51 PM
{img]http://theother87.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/miss-piggy-karate.j pg[/img}

Strikes fear into both nations.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krav_Maga

csb
I used to work with an Israeli guy in S. FL. Nice guy, rather unassuming 5'10".
I gave him a lift home one day and we stopped off for a beer. Some Mullets gave him a hard time, started a fight and he dropped all 3. We left before the Lights and Sirens arrived.
/csb

Jew-Jitsu
 
2012-07-27 05:15:34 PM
They're never going to get over it, are they?

/Like me and the Fark redesign
 
2012-07-27 05:33:23 PM

the biggest redneck here: idesofmarch: I wouldn't want to face an Israeli in any kind of physical fight - they're badass.

When an Israeli does it's Jewdo, by the way, subby

Huh? If I were to pick people to have to fight by nationality, Israelis would be near the top of the list. No boxers of note, sure as hell no cage fighters, their Olympic-style grapplers aren't very good, and their "martial art" of note is a complete joke. Physically frail people who believe in Kung Fu with batons? Yeah, they're suckers.


I guess you could argue Yuri Foreman was a pretty decent boxer. He sure made a career for a guy with ZERO power, but when that guy is by far the best combat sports figure in your nation's history, well damn. And when Dmitryi Salita might be a distant second that has to suck even more.
 
2012-07-27 05:46:11 PM

JorgiX: the biggest redneck here: idesofmarch: I wouldn't want to face an Israeli in any kind of physical fight - they're badass.

When an Israeli does it's Jewdo, by the way, subby

Huh? If I were to pick people to have to fight by nationality, Israelis would be near the top of the list. No boxers of note, sure as hell no cage fighters, their Olympic-style grapplers aren't very good, and their "martial art" of note is a complete joke. Physically frail people who believe in Kung Fu with batons? Yeah, they're suckers.

I guess you could argue Yuri Foreman was a pretty decent boxer. He sure made a career for a guy with ZERO power, but when that guy is by far the best combat sports figure in your nation's history, well damn. And when Dmitryi Salita might be a distant second that has to suck even more.


Yuri isn't Israeli, he's a Latvian Jew or somesuch.

Israel has been competing in the Olympics for 60 years. Not counting sailing (because it's not a sport), they have a grand total of 4 medals. Yes, FOUR. And no golds. None, zero, zip, zilch.... ever. It took them 40 years to win their first medal, and they still haven't won 2 in a single Games.

Israel sucks giant donkey balls at sports, that's all there is to it.
 
2012-07-27 06:04:56 PM

the biggest redneck here: JorgiX: the biggest redneck here: idesofmarch: I wouldn't want to face an Israeli in any kind of physical fight - they're badass.

When an Israeli does it's Jewdo, by the way, subby

Huh? If I were to pick people to have to fight by nationality, Israelis would be near the top of the list. No boxers of note, sure as hell no cage fighters, their Olympic-style grapplers aren't very good, and their "martial art" of note is a complete joke. Physically frail people who believe in Kung Fu with batons? Yeah, they're suckers.

I guess you could argue Yuri Foreman was a pretty decent boxer. He sure made a career for a guy with ZERO power, but when that guy is by far the best combat sports figure in your nation's history, well damn. And when Dmitryi Salita might be a distant second that has to suck even more.

Yuri isn't Israeli, he's a Latvian Jew or somesuch.

Israel has been competing in the Olympics for 60 years. Not counting sailing (because it's not a sport), they have a grand total of 4 medals. Yes, FOUR. And no golds. None, zero, zip, zilch.... ever. It took them 40 years to win their first medal, and they still haven't won 2 in a single Games.

Israel sucks giant donkey balls at sports, that's all there is to it.


Nope Yuri is Israeli. He was born in Belarus but he is Israeli. Still the point remains.
 
2012-07-27 06:11:38 PM
imageshack.us
 
2012-07-27 07:19:48 PM
What a bunch of pussies...if they are so superior they should be chomping at the bit to prove it but instead they back away every time they have to compete against Israel. What a bunch of pussies.
 
2012-07-27 08:12:35 PM

the biggest redneck here: JorgiX: the biggest redneck here: idesofmarch: I wouldn't want to face an Israeli in any kind of physical fight - they're badass.

When an Israeli does it's Jewdo, by the way, subby

Huh? If I were to pick people to have to fight by nationality, Israelis would be near the top of the list. No boxers of note, sure as hell no cage fighters, their Olympic-style grapplers aren't very good, and their "martial art" of note is a complete joke. Physically frail people who believe in Kung Fu with batons? Yeah, they're suckers.

I guess you could argue Yuri Foreman was a pretty decent boxer. He sure made a career for a guy with ZERO power, but when that guy is by far the best combat sports figure in your nation's history, well damn. And when Dmitryi Salita might be a distant second that has to suck even more.

Yuri isn't Israeli, he's a Latvian Jew or somesuch.

Israel has been competing in the Olympics for 60 years. Not counting sailing (because it's not a sport), they have a grand total of 4 medals. Yes, FOUR. And no golds. None, zero, zip, zilch.... ever. It took them 40 years to win their first medal, and they still haven't won 2 in a single Games.

Israel sucks giant donkey balls at sports, that's all there is to it.


They actually have seven medals and one gold but that is not exactly a great record.

But that suck is nothing compared to Pakistan and India. They have 10 and 20 medals. That is pretty bad.
 
2012-07-27 08:13:58 PM

the biggest redneck here: Israel has been competing in the Olympics for 60 years. Not counting sailing (because it's not a sport), they have a grand total of 4 medals. Yes, FOUR. And no golds. None, zero, zip, zilch.... ever. It took them 40 years to win their first medal, and they still haven't won 2 in a single Games.

Israel sucks giant donkey balls at sports, that's all there is to it.


Then again, compare them to south-asian countries like India and Pakistan on a per-capita basis.
 
2012-07-27 08:14:59 PM
Damn... ninja'd by Halli.
 
2012-07-27 08:26:10 PM

the biggest redneck here: idesofmarch: I wouldn't want to face an Israeli in any kind of physical fight - they're badass.

When an Israeli does it's Jewdo, by the way, subby

Huh? If I were to pick people to have to fight by nationality, Israelis would be near the top of the list. No boxers of note, sure as hell no cage fighters, their Olympic-style grapplers aren't very good, and their "martial art" of note is a complete joke. Physically frail people who believe in Kung Fu with batons? Yeah, they're suckers.



I remember Moti Horenstien from the old single digit days of the UFC. His first 2 fights were against Mark Coleman and then Mark Kerr and he was absolutely butchered both times. But then again so was everyone else that fought those 2 guys back then.

The only other fight of his I saw was against Oleg Taktarov and that took a little longer but it was still the stereotypical hopeless match between basically just a kickboxer vs a very skilled grappler. Krav is all hype IMO. I've never seen anything from it other than dead compliant drilling.

He was advertised at the time as a Krav Maga INSTRUCTOR for the IDF special forces.

Other than Moti I have never seen any other Israelis or Krav guys in the cage.
 
2012-07-27 08:33:14 PM

the biggest redneck here: idesofmarch: I wouldn't want to face an Israeli in any kind of physical fight - they're badass.

When an Israeli does it's Jewdo, by the way, subby

Huh? If I were to pick people to have to fight by nationality, Israelis would be near the top of the list. No boxers of note, sure as hell no cage fighters, their Olympic-style grapplers aren't very good, and their "martial art" of note is a complete joke. Physically frail people who believe in Kung Fu with batons? Yeah, they're suckers.


I find it amusing that you say that since I would wager most Israeli people have more combat experience than you do.
 
2012-07-27 09:13:26 PM

Halli: the biggest redneck here: JorgiX: the biggest redneck here: idesofmarch: I wouldn't want to face an Israeli in any kind of physical fight - they're badass.

When an Israeli does it's Jewdo, by the way, subby

Huh? If I were to pick people to have to fight by nationality, Israelis would be near the top of the list. No boxers of note, sure as hell no cage fighters, their Olympic-style grapplers aren't very good, and their "martial art" of note is a complete joke. Physically frail people who believe in Kung Fu with batons? Yeah, they're suckers.

I guess you could argue Yuri Foreman was a pretty decent boxer. He sure made a career for a guy with ZERO power, but when that guy is by far the best combat sports figure in your nation's history, well damn. And when Dmitryi Salita might be a distant second that has to suck even more.

Yuri isn't Israeli, he's a Latvian Jew or somesuch.

Israel has been competing in the Olympics for 60 years. Not counting sailing (because it's not a sport), they have a grand total of 4 medals. Yes, FOUR. And no golds. None, zero, zip, zilch.... ever. It took them 40 years to win their first medal, and they still haven't won 2 in a single Games.

Israel sucks giant donkey balls at sports, that's all there is to it.

They actually have seven medals and one gold but that is not exactly a great record.

But that suck is nothing compared to Pakistan and India. They have 10 and 20 medals. That is pretty bad.


Like I said, sailing/windsurfing doesn't count.
 
2012-07-27 09:19:39 PM

INeedAName: the biggest redneck here: idesofmarch: I wouldn't want to face an Israeli in any kind of physical fight - they're badass.

When an Israeli does it's Jewdo, by the way, subby

Huh? If I were to pick people to have to fight by nationality, Israelis would be near the top of the list. No boxers of note, sure as hell no cage fighters, their Olympic-style grapplers aren't very good, and their "martial art" of note is a complete joke. Physically frail people who believe in Kung Fu with batons? Yeah, they're suckers.

I find it amusing that you say that since I would wager most Israeli people have more combat experience than you do.


They have mandatory military service, and that's about it. Completely different type of "combat" and athletics than what I'm talking about. In hand-to-hand fighting, they're deplorable. No wrestling, and the believe in what amounts to Kung Fu.
 
2012-07-27 09:21:58 PM

One Bad Apple: the biggest redneck here: idesofmarch: I wouldn't want to face an Israeli in any kind of physical fight - they're badass.

When an Israeli does it's Jewdo, by the way, subby

Huh? If I were to pick people to have to fight by nationality, Israelis would be near the top of the list. No boxers of note, sure as hell no cage fighters, their Olympic-style grapplers aren't very good, and their "martial art" of note is a complete joke. Physically frail people who believe in Kung Fu with batons? Yeah, they're suckers.


I remember Moti Horenstien from the old single digit days of the UFC. His first 2 fights were against Mark Coleman and then Mark Kerr and he was absolutely butchered both times. But then again so was everyone else that fought those 2 guys back then.

The only other fight of his I saw was against Oleg Taktarov and that took a little longer but it was still the stereotypical hopeless match between basically just a kickboxer vs a very skilled grappler. Krav is all hype IMO. I've never seen anything from it other than dead compliant drilling.

He was advertised at the time as a Krav Maga INSTRUCTOR for the IDF special forces.

Other than Moti I have never seen any other Israelis or Krav guys in the cage.


Yup. Krav is Kung Fu/aikido rebranded for joos, a useless joke against non-compliant opponents.
 
2012-07-27 09:41:09 PM
So a Meca pointin camel jockey wont compete against an Israeli in the Olympics? Well since Olympics years and election years are the same that makes this pretty much a blueprint of a thread for basic "progressive" FARKers to blame Jews and Israel for downtrodding ragheads and somehow causing this disgrace.
 
2012-07-27 10:25:06 PM

what_now: I'd be pretty pissed if I was an Olympic athlete who'd trained MY WHOLE LIFE for this one minute, and then some dick freckle refused to let me compete for political reasons.


One of my good friends in high school's dad was going to wrestle for the USA in 1980. He's still bitter.

/his son won state 3 years in a row
 
2012-07-27 11:01:28 PM

mikaloyd: So a Meca pointin camel jockey wont compete against an Israeli in the Olympics? Well since Olympics years and election years are the same that makes this pretty much a blueprint of a thread for basic "progressive" FARKers to blame Jews and Israel for downtrodding ragheads and somehow causing this disgrace.


Raghead is offensive to Indians who also wear turbans. The PC term is "dune coon" thank you. Let's be civil about this.
 
2012-07-27 11:06:07 PM

mikaloyd: So a Meca pointin camel jockey wont compete against an Israeli in the Olympics? Well since Olympics years and election years are the same that makes this pretty much a blueprint of a thread for basic "progressive" FARKers to blame Jews and Israel for downtrodding ragheads and somehow causing this disgrace.


Wow, didn't know you were such a racist.
 
2012-07-27 11:13:54 PM
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