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2012-07-27 11:38:31 AM  
I really want to hurt you for implanting that earworm.
 
2012-07-27 11:41:43 AM  
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O HAI, GUISE! What's happening in this thread?
 
2012-07-27 11:42:50 AM  
 
2012-07-27 11:44:09 AM  
A great, great headline, personal favorite.
 
2012-07-27 12:03:20 PM  
i.... i don't get the "studio" part. please enlighten me.
 
2012-07-27 01:18:01 PM  
HOTY contender, no question about it.
 
2012-07-27 01:18:28 PM  

FlashHarry: i.... i don't get the "studio" part. please enlighten me.


See up thread for hints to the headline pun.
 
2012-07-27 01:19:00 PM  

FlashHarry: i.... i don't get the "studio" part. please enlighten me.


My guess is that subby originally started writing the headline with "Suh sued" and then got a little Phil Collins rollin in his brain and then there you go.

I giggled. +1
 
2012-07-27 01:19:31 PM  
Insert American Psycho reference here.
 
2012-07-27 01:20:58 PM  
If a studio had been somewhere (anywhere) in the story, this would be a world class headline. As it is, it is amusing but not HOTY quality.
 
2012-07-27 01:21:58 PM  
I hear Suh is stomping mad.
 
2012-07-27 01:22:51 PM  
This is better than the Sioux-Sioux-Sudio cheerleader photoshop contest.

I'm a sucker for that earworm. Then again I always enjoyed Never Gonna Give You Up pre-RickRolling so take that as a indicator of my taste.
 
2012-07-27 01:23:26 PM  
Wow...okay Suh, you make like a gazillion dollars to play a GAME...maybe you could try to, oh, I dunno...NOT BE A FARKING CHEAPSKATE next time? If you had offered to pay all her medical bills and dropped like $5,000 on her, you'd probably never hear about the shiat again. farking retard.
 
2012-07-27 01:23:45 PM  

brap: I really want to hurt you for implanting that earworm.


I dunno, "In the Air Tonight" is the one that, if played or even mentioned by someone ends up rattling around in my head for the next several hours...OH GAWD DAMMIT WHY DID I DO THAT???
 
2012-07-27 01:24:07 PM  
Almost, Subby. Allllmost.

If there's some studio in the story, it's a winner.

/+1 anyway
 
2012-07-27 01:28:47 PM  
Great, Subby. Great Sandwich.
 
2012-07-27 01:28:53 PM  

Di Atribe: FlashHarry: i.... i don't get the "studio" part. please enlighten me.

My guess is that subby originally started writing the headline with "Suh sued" and then got a little Phil Collins rollin in his brain and then there you go.

I giggled. +1


This is exactly what happened. I apologize for the alliterative headline.

/Subby
 
2012-07-27 01:30:03 PM  

Oliver Twisted: If a studio had been somewhere (anywhere) in the story, this would be a world class headline. As it is, it is amusing but not HOTY quality.


I agree, but I do like Phil Collins. So it gets a pass.
 
2012-07-27 01:30:03 PM  
According to the complaint, Suh came to Van Winkle's house uninvited the day after the accident and offered Van Winkle $700 "in an effort to buy her silence."

If Suh was really the Million Dollar Man, he would have the charisma to buy her silence, because everyone has a price. Some might cost a little, some might cost a lot, but Ted DiBiase is the real Million Dollar Man, and YOU WILL BE BOUGHT!
 
2012-07-27 01:38:18 PM  
Instant HOTY contender.
 
2012-07-27 01:41:39 PM  
Great job, subby.

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2012-07-27 02:00:43 PM  
Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.
 
2012-07-27 02:04:38 PM  
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2012-07-27 02:10:58 PM  
I chortled.

No, seriously!
 
2012-07-27 02:11:02 PM  

ArkAngel: A great, great headline, personal favorite.


Agreed. Pay attention headline hacks. This is how it's done. I, for one, salute subby's clever word play.
 
2012-07-27 02:20:26 PM  

GAT_00: FlashHarry: i.... i don't get the "studio" part. please enlighten me.

See up thread for hints to the headline pun.


no, i got that.... but i was really hoping he crashed into a dance studio or something.

still, +1, subby!
 
2012-07-27 02:30:12 PM  
+ 1 Subby and i shall have my vengeance!
 
2012-07-27 02:38:16 PM  
while I wish i did not possess this knowledege the song is "Sussudio".

so Suh Sued. Suh: D'oh might have have worked better as a headline...

but what do I know?

/not much
 
2012-07-27 02:40:56 PM  

GAT_00: FlashHarry: i.... i don't get the "studio" part. please enlighten me.

See up thread for hints to the headline pun.


I get the pun, but I've always taken the view that the headline has to have something to do with the story.

Maybe a year or so ago, a Fark headline about the Iranian nuclear program referred to a flock of seagulls, in order to set up an "Iran so far away" headline. And amidst all the cries of "bravo subby," I had to be the one to ask, "what seagulls?" There were no seagulls in the story. Half the people in the thread agreed with me, and the other half were like "dude, you totally don't get it, there was this band, see, and they did this song...."
 
2012-07-27 03:11:58 PM  

SubBass49: Wow...okay Suh, you make like a gazillion dollars to play a GAME...maybe you could try to, oh, I dunno...NOT BE A FARKING CHEAPSKATE next time? If you had offered to pay all her medical bills and dropped like $5,000 on her, you'd probably never hear about the shiat again. farking retard.


No this chickie is a full on gold-digger. FTFA:

Saadia Van Winkle filed the complaint on Thursday, alleging that Suh was negligent and reckless in his driving and intentionally inflicted emotional distress after he crashed his car into a light pole, drinking fountain and tree last Dec. 3. Suh was serving a two-game suspension at the time.


IIED? for a car crash? The lawyer's lucky if all that happens is his case is laughed out of court
 
2012-07-27 03:40:31 PM  

Super Chronic: GAT_00: FlashHarry: i.... i don't get the "studio" part. please enlighten me.

See up thread for hints to the headline pun.

I get the pun, but I've always taken the view that the headline has to have something to do with the story.

Maybe a year or so ago, a Fark headline about the Iranian nuclear program referred to a flock of seagulls, in order to set up an "Iran so far away" headline. And amidst all the cries of "bravo subby," I had to be the one to ask, "what seagulls?" There were no seagulls in the story. Half the people in the thread agreed with me, and the other half were like "dude, you totally don't get it, there was this band, see, and they did this song...."


Yeah, because Fark headlines are always 100% accurate and relevant to the stories.
 
2012-07-27 03:45:17 PM  
1) farking brilliant headline

2) i knew a girl in the navy that back in the mid 70s, farked phil collins. she went to the Forum to catch a Genesis show, with her friends. in the parking lot, roadies came by, "would you lot like to 'ave a chat wiv the band?" they all went backstage, LSS your boy Phil ragdolled it. the kicker: SHE WAS UNDERAGE! She said at the time, she was probably 15, 16, whatever. she didn't giv ea shiat. she said, "hey man, it was L.A. in the 70s, you know? anything goes."

i asked her how she felt "now" when she heard his music and she just laughed and said, "it was so long ago, it doesn't even matter. i just laugh."
 
2012-07-27 04:31:28 PM  
Wow, subby went full Phil Collins on that one. You should never go full Phil Collins cause there'll be no way out then.
 
2012-07-27 04:46:51 PM  
In contrast to other posters, Subby, I want to say thank you for implanting this earworm, as it displaces the Lana Del Rey earworm that has been eating my brain for the last 10 hours.

/Also, bravo, good stuff, +1, etc.
 
2012-07-27 05:27:12 PM  

MAYORBOB: You should never go full Phil Collins cause there'll be no way out then.


Indeed, you'd be in too deep.
 
2012-07-27 05:58:01 PM  
Great headline, No thread about the Browns being sold?
 
2012-07-27 06:01:56 PM  

detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: This is exactly what happened. I apologize for the alliterative headline.

/Subby


I will be heartbroken if this headline doesn't end up amongst the Sports HOTY nominees at the end of the year.

+1, and keep up the good work!
 
2012-07-27 07:27:24 PM  
The plaintiff's name is Sarah Van Winkle?

Any relationship to Vanilla Ice?
 
2012-07-27 07:36:31 PM  

DannyJunior: Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole


weird
 
2012-07-27 07:38:08 PM  
R.I.P. SS Chevelle
 
2012-07-27 09:27:28 PM  
The headline I submitted yesterday was this: "Suh Suh Sued-io. Ohhh Oh!"
 
2012-07-27 09:53:11 PM  

brap: I really want to hurt you for implanting that earworm.


This.
 
2012-07-28 07:42:55 AM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: This is exactly what happened. I apologize for the alliterative headline.

/Subby

I will be heartbroken if this headline doesn't end up amongst the Sports HOTY nominees at the end of the year.

+1, and keep up the good work!


No go. Put me in the group that laughed until finding no studio in the article.

Suh sued sudio

Would have been teh winner.
 
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