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(Fox News)   Move over Typhoid Mary, it's time to make room for "Hepatitis Dave"   (foxnews.com) divider line 42
    More: Scary, hepatitis C, direct access trading, health center, syringes, controlled drugs, outbreaks  
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11199 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 Jul 2012 at 12:01 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-07-27 11:36:48 AM
Reuse needles, not news
 
2012-07-27 11:59:48 AM
Dave is an asshole.
 
2012-07-27 12:03:19 PM

Bontesla: Dave is an asshole.


You know him, too?

/ow my liver
 
2012-07-27 12:03:44 PM
Dave's not here.
 
2012-07-27 12:06:03 PM
David Lee Roth?
 
2012-07-27 12:06:54 PM
...it.
 
2012-07-27 12:10:59 PM
i141.photobucket.com

repeat
 
2012-07-27 12:11:05 PM
Least. Desirable. Cellmate. EVER.
 
2012-07-27 12:14:40 PM

Super Chronic: Least. Desirable. Cellmate. EVER.


I dunno, HIV Henry would be pretty bad to
 
2012-07-27 12:15:15 PM
Hepatitis C trifecta in play.
 
2012-07-27 12:15:53 PM

coont4: Super Chronic: Least. Desirable. Cellmate. EVER.

I dunno, HIV Henry would be pretty bad to


Pretty bad to what?
 
2012-07-27 12:17:30 PM

blorpen: coont4: Super Chronic: Least. Desirable. Cellmate. EVER.

I dunno, HIV Henry would be pretty bad to

Pretty bad to what?


Probably pretty bad to your butthole.
 
2012-07-27 12:19:25 PM
He's not the Dave I know, I know. He's not the Dave I know.
 
2012-07-27 12:21:49 PM
Is that like Sexual Harassment Panda?
 
2012-07-27 12:25:24 PM
Dave's not here, man.
 
2012-07-27 12:25:29 PM
p.twimg.com
 
2012-07-27 12:25:56 PM
And this is why people with terminal infectious diseases should be locked away on island colonies.
 
2012-07-27 12:27:14 PM
Pete and Repeat post a thread to the Fark Queue.

Pete gets posted, what's left?
 
2012-07-27 12:29:16 PM
Fox News + Scary tag = redundant
 
2012-07-27 12:30:32 PM

teasea: Fox News + Scary tag = redundant oxymoron


FTFM.
 
2012-07-27 12:30:47 PM
OHAI! What's goin' on in this thread?!?!

web.mit.edu

/same day, too
//drunkmods
 
2012-07-27 12:31:05 PM

Super Chronic: Least. Desirable. Cellmate. EVER.


i50.tinypic.com
 
2012-07-27 12:41:37 PM
Why isn't the hep C immunization standard?
 
2012-07-27 12:41:55 PM
Me: It's the hospital's fault I have Hep C.
Lawyer: Are you sure?
Me: I'm positive
www.explosm.net
 
2012-07-27 12:44:32 PM
This is a repeat. I repeat that this is a repeat, which is worth repeating.
 
2012-07-27 12:46:22 PM

filter: Why isn't the hep C immunization standard?


I thought the hep c vaccine was still in the testing stages
 
2012-07-27 12:48:11 PM
filter: Why isn't the hep C immunization standard?

There is no Hepatitis C Vaccine. You're thinking of Hep A and Hep B. Hep B vaccination is a mandatory employer-provided vaccine if you are exposed to bloodborne pathogens, and Hep A is mandatory if you work in healthcare food service or in the lab.
 
2012-07-27 01:19:51 PM
images.icanhascheezburger.com
 
2012-07-27 01:33:02 PM
lolyfe.com

Just try it, punk
 
2012-07-27 01:36:33 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

LOL
 
2012-07-27 01:40:32 PM
Live! From Hepceter, NH! It's INFECTIOUS DISEASE NIGHT LIVE!!

/cue the IDNL band.
 
2012-07-27 01:42:30 PM
bears repeating
 
2012-07-27 01:53:22 PM
That's not a Dave I know, I know, that's not a Dave I know
 
2012-07-27 02:45:27 PM

coont4: Super Chronic: Least. Desirable. Cellmate. EVER.

I dunno, HIV Henry would be pretty bad to


I know, but this is a guy who goes around and infects people on purpose. You gotta sleep with one eye open every night!
 
2012-07-27 03:14:48 PM
David Kwiatkowski

Hope he's not related to Ladmo.


/Nobody but old AZ Farkers will get that.
 
2012-07-27 03:21:32 PM
LinkBetter than cancer Bruce I suppose
/These are the Daves I know
 
2012-07-27 03:36:42 PM
KITH, Cheech & Chong, and Cyanide & Happiness. Awesome thread!
 
2012-07-27 03:37:01 PM
We had some thing similar in colorado with a nurse. Sent her sweet ass up the river.
 
2012-07-27 04:26:18 PM

coont4: Super Chronic: Least. Desirable. Cellmate. EVER.

I dunno, HIV Henry would be pretty bad to


Leper Larry isn't much fun either.
 
2012-07-27 05:07:56 PM
I say, fill a couple syringes with pancuronium bromide and potassium chloride; leave them within his reach.
 
2012-07-27 07:58:56 PM

Fano: [lolyfe.com image 262x418]

Just try it, punk


The only thing more embarrassingly bad than the original costume was this introductory text:
i.imgur.com
 
2012-07-27 10:20:25 PM

Isildur: Fano: [lolyfe.com image 262x418]

Just try it, punk

The only thing more embarrassingly bad than the original costume was this introductory text:
[i.imgur.com image 600x799]


Voice of Cleveland(to Typhoid Mary): "There's nothing good about who you are or what you do."
 
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