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		Move over Typhoid Mary, it's time to make room for "Hepatitis Dave" (foxnews.com)		42
		More: Scary, hepatitis C, direct access trading, health center, syringes, controlled drugs, outbreaks

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fat boy		2012-07-27 11:36:48 AM

Reuse needles, not news

Bontesla		2012-07-27 11:59:48 AM

Dave is an asshole.

DarwiOdrade		2012-07-27 12:03:19 PM

Bontesla: Dave is an asshole.

You know him, too?

/ow my liver

WesternAddition		2012-07-27 12:03:44 PM

Dave's not here.

Englebert Slaptyback		2012-07-27 12:06:03 PM

David Lee Roth?

MattyBlast		2012-07-27 12:06:54 PM

...it.

trappedspirit		2012-07-27 12:10:59 PM

repeat

Super Chronic		2012-07-27 12:11:05 PM

Least. Desirable. Cellmate. EVER.

coont4		2012-07-27 12:14:40 PM

Super Chronic: Least. Desirable. Cellmate. EVER.

I dunno, HIV Henry would be pretty bad to

texmeth		2012-07-27 12:15:15 PM

Hepatitis C trifecta in play.

blorpen		2012-07-27 12:15:53 PM

coont4: Super Chronic: Least. Desirable. Cellmate. EVER.

I dunno, HIV Henry would be pretty bad to

Pretty bad to what?

Prank Call of Cthulhu		2012-07-27 12:17:30 PM

blorpen: coont4: Super Chronic: Least. Desirable. Cellmate. EVER.

I dunno, HIV Henry would be pretty bad to

Pretty bad to what?

Probably pretty bad to your butthole.

Julieahni		2012-07-27 12:19:25 PM

He's not the Dave I know, I know. He's not the Dave I know.

Zizzowop		2012-07-27 12:21:49 PM

Is that like Sexual Harassment Panda?

trappedspirit		2012-07-27 12:25:24 PM

Dave's not here, man.

stonicus		2012-07-27 12:25:29 PM

Oldiron_79		2012-07-27 12:25:56 PM

And this is why people with terminal infectious diseases should be locked away on island colonies.

BronyMedic		2012-07-27 12:27:14 PM

Pete and Repeat post a thread to the Fark Queue.

Pete gets posted, what's left?

teasea		2012-07-27 12:29:16 PM

Fox News + Scary tag = redundant

mama2tnt		2012-07-27 12:30:32 PM

teasea: Fox News ~~+ Scary tag~~ = ~~redundant~~ oxymoron

FTFM.

unchellmatt		2012-07-27 12:30:47 PM

OHAI! What's goin' on in this thread?!?!

web.mit.edu

/same day, too
//drunkmods

Louisiana_Sitar_Club		2012-07-27 12:31:05 PM

Super Chronic: Least. Desirable. Cellmate. EVER.

i50.tinypic.com

filter		2012-07-27 12:41:37 PM

Why isn't the hep C immunization standard?

MythDragon		2012-07-27 12:41:55 PM

Me: It's the hospital's fault I have Hep C.
Lawyer: Are you sure?
Me: I'm positive
www.explosm.net

JackieRabbit		2012-07-27 12:44:32 PM

This is a repeat. I repeat that this is a repeat, which is worth repeating.

AgentKGB		2012-07-27 12:46:22 PM

filter: Why isn't the hep C immunization standard?

I thought the hep c vaccine was still in the testing stages

BronyMedic		2012-07-27 12:48:11 PM

filter: Why isn't the hep C immunization standard?

There is no Hepatitis C Vaccine. You're thinking of Hep A and Hep B. Hep B vaccination is a mandatory employer-provided vaccine if you are exposed to bloodborne pathogens, and Hep A is mandatory if you work in healthcare food service or in the lab.

s1ugg0		2012-07-27 01:19:51 PM

Fano		2012-07-27 01:33:02 PM

Just try it, punk

Mr. Potatoass		2012-07-27 01:36:33 PM

LOL

beanx		2012-07-27 01:40:32 PM

Live! From Hepceter, NH! It's INFECTIOUS DISEASE NIGHT LIVE!!

/cue the IDNL band.

abhorrent1		2012-07-27 01:42:30 PM

bears repeating

floorpie		2012-07-27 01:53:22 PM

That's not a Dave I know, I know, that's not a Dave I know

Super Chronic		2012-07-27 02:45:27 PM

coont4: Super Chronic: Least. Desirable. Cellmate. EVER.

I dunno, HIV Henry would be pretty bad to

I know, but this is a guy who goes around and infects people on purpose. You gotta sleep with one eye open every night!

DontMakeMeComeBackThere		2012-07-27 03:14:48 PM

David Kwiatkowski

Hope he's not related to Ladmo.

/Nobody but old AZ Farkers will get that.

onzmadi		2012-07-27 03:21:32 PM

LinkBetter than cancer Bruce I suppose
/These are the Daves I know

Oneofthesedays		2012-07-27 03:36:42 PM

KITH, Cheech & Chong, and Cyanide & Happiness. Awesome thread!

bojon		2012-07-27 03:37:01 PM

We had some thing similar in colorado with a nurse. Sent her sweet ass up the river.

AbsentFriends		2012-07-27 04:26:18 PM

coont4: Super Chronic: Least. Desirable. Cellmate. EVER.

I dunno, HIV Henry would be pretty bad to

Leper Larry isn't much fun either.

highendmighty		2012-07-27 05:07:56 PM

I say, fill a couple syringes with pancuronium bromide and potassium chloride; leave them within his reach.

Isildur		2012-07-27 07:58:56 PM

Fano: [lolyfe.com image 262x418]

Just try it, punk

The only thing more embarrassingly bad than the original costume was this introductory text:
i.imgur.com

Fano		2012-07-27 10:20:25 PM

Isildur: Fano: [lolyfe.com image 262x418]

Just try it, punk

The only thing more embarrassingly bad than the original costume was this introductory text:
[i.imgur.com image 600x799]

Voice of Cleveland(to Typhoid Mary): "There's nothing good about who you are or what you do."

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