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(Hampton Roads)   Former prosecutor faces charges after threatening co-workers on Facebook, but the real story is that if the guy in the mugshot walked into a courtroom the average defendant would plead guilty out of sheer fear   (hamptonroads.com) divider line 42
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Pud [TotalFark]
2012-07-27 10:33:53 AM
media.hamptonroads.com
a former assistant commonwealth's attorney in Norfolk

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2012-07-27 10:47:27 AM
And his name is Clifton Hicks - the only thing missing here is a banjo...
 
2012-07-27 11:52:54 AM
media.hamptonroads.com

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2012-07-27 11:54:42 AM
GUILTY! GUILT! JUST GET ME OUT OF HERE! I'LL TAKE MY CHANCES IN THE SHOWERS!
 
2012-07-27 11:56:39 AM
That dude was a prosecutor? I realize it's Norfolk, but still... damn, I guess they'll hire anybody.
 
2012-07-27 11:57:18 AM
Another quality graduate of Regent University Law School. Brought to you by Pat Robertson.
 
2012-07-27 11:58:04 AM
So, a $20,000 bond for writing "I will kick your ass" on Facebook?
 
2012-07-27 11:59:01 AM
He looks like the forgotten Abbott brother, next to Vinnie and Dimebag.
 
2012-07-27 11:59:23 AM
"He was under the impression it was allowed for free speech," said Brooks, who lives across the street from Hicks.

I bet he was a helluva lawyer.
 
2012-07-27 12:03:02 PM

thesloppy: So, a $20,000 bond for writing "I will kick your ass" on Facebook?


Hope this shiat does not apply to our football pool. Lots of pleasantries exchanged in that forum.
 
2012-07-27 12:04:54 PM
Some of you farkers lose your Teddy Bear? Subby?
 
2012-07-27 12:05:34 PM
Hicks' mother, Judy Brooks, said her son graduated from Regent University Law School and joined the Norfolk office. Hicks has not had regular work since he left the office, she said.

That's because he went to Regent U. THAT Regent U. Founded by televangelist Pat Robertson in 1978.
Here's a nice video that shows where other Regent U alumni ended up. (youtube, language nsfw)
 
2012-07-27 12:08:06 PM
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2012-07-27 12:09:25 PM
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2012-07-27 12:12:34 PM

thesloppy: So, a $20,000 bond for writing "I will kick your ass" on Facebook?


Post Dark Knight Rises it is....
 
2012-07-27 12:13:17 PM

SkylineRecords: He looks like the forgotten Abbott brother, next to Vinnie and Dimebag.


Damn you, came here to say he looks like Dimebag(rip) after a month long hate and whiskey binge.
 
2012-07-27 12:14:41 PM
Came here wondering if he granulated from "Regent University", leaving with suspicion confirmed.

/Link blocked at work, for some reason
 
2012-07-27 12:17:48 PM
He was especially hard on little things.
 
2012-07-27 12:23:31 PM

squishface: He was especially hard on little things.


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ok... I'll give you that one...
 
2012-07-27 12:23:58 PM

Wenchmaster: Came here wondering if he granulated from "Regent University", leaving with suspicion confirmed.

/Link blocked at work, for some reason


He'd have probably been more useful to society granulated.

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2012-07-27 12:26:06 PM
His facial hair get blurry, seems to extend into another dimension.
 
2012-07-27 12:27:04 PM
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2012-07-27 12:27:49 PM

Wenchmaster: Came here wondering if he granulated from "Regent University", leaving with suspicion confirmed.

/Link blocked at work, for some reason


You must be crushed.
 
2012-07-27 12:36:41 PM
That's Clifton Hicks, Esq.
 
2012-07-27 12:37:58 PM

skrame: Wenchmaster: Came here wondering if he granulated from "Regent University", leaving with suspicion confirmed.

/Link blocked at work, for some reason

You must be crushed.


Nope. I just refuse to provide any trace of respect for what happens at that "center of teaching and learning". It shoudn't be called a University, the people who make it through the fundie-loonie diploma mill don't deserve to be called graduates, and the process is less a graduation than annointing the deeply credulous with a worthless piece of paper.

/Call it a quirk.
 
2012-07-27 12:38:13 PM

Honest Bender: [media.hamptonroads.com image 100x130]

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That picture gets me every time. Like that poor guys KNOWS that this picture is going to be a meme.
 
2012-07-27 12:39:13 PM
Was he wearing crotchless panties at the time of the threat?
 
2012-07-27 01:08:22 PM
I thought bam bam bigelow was dead, turns out he suffered a worse fate and matriculated from regent with a law degree.
 
2012-07-27 01:10:27 PM
Brooks said her son should not have been writing the posts. "He was under the impression it was allowed for free speech,"


And that, ladies and gentlemen, is in a very concise nutshell all you need to know about the Commonwealth of Virginia's standards for hiring prosecuting attorneys.
 
2012-07-27 01:15:43 PM

BeesNuts: Honest Bender: [media.hamptonroads.com image 100x130]

[www.faillol.com image 378x504]
That picture gets me every time. Like that poor guys KNOWS that this picture is going to be a meme.


Let me ruin that for you.
 
2012-07-27 01:43:38 PM
5 will get you 10 that he's never done it with another human.
 
2012-07-27 01:46:30 PM

Krieghund: BeesNuts: Honest Bender: [media.hamptonroads.com image 100x130]

[www.faillol.com image 378x504]
That picture gets me every time. Like that poor guys KNOWS that this picture is going to be a meme.

Let me ruin that for you.


Fark you internet! Leave me to my fantasies!
 
2012-07-27 02:28:16 PM
I don't know anything about the university he attended but there must be something like finishing school for graduating attorneys. This man looks frightening. I certainly wouldn't let my sons appear before the world looking like this. On the other hand he might have some psychological problems and that could explain his expression.
 
2012-07-27 02:30:11 PM

Third rate whore in Toronto: On the other hand he might have some psychological problems and that could explain his expression.



I'm thinking "Thesonofjorel Mood Disorder"
 
2012-07-27 03:30:30 PM
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media.hamptonroads.com


Terrys really let himself go
 
2012-07-27 03:51:42 PM
I know (knew) this guy. I hope they took his gun.
 
2012-07-27 04:13:33 PM

HotIgneous Intruder: That's Clifton Hicks, Esq.


I've been wondering if I should watch Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure again.

O.k., subby, there have been two Hampton Roads stories in the past two days and several in the last 30, not to mention all the attention we got from the plane crash. You have some kind of inside track with the greens, I know you're reading Pilot Online and WKTR - why not just announce and plan the Fark party already! (We should make it a crawl/bus event)
 
2012-07-27 04:13:34 PM
Sweaty with a vein popping outta his head.
 
2012-07-27 04:15:06 PM
This guy reminds me of a cousin of mine, dead of a massive heart attack at 42. Huge guy, gentle and sweet, and cursed with the same kind of snarl. As hard as it is to imagine, he spent years being picked on and mocked by guys he could have torn limb from limb, smartasses half his size, vicious little pricks, the kind who sometimes grow up to be prosecutors . Yeah, he could be a bully, but it's also possible that there could be a couple of bullies at the courthouse shiatting their pants right now, trying to both cover their asses and keep them from getting stomped.
 
2012-07-27 05:48:44 PM
This is sick. The East and West coasts have more girly men than Europe. How do you give a guy a felony for conspiring to commit a misdemeanor?
 
2012-07-27 07:54:55 PM
King Robert from game of thrones. Guy has a temper problem.
 
2012-07-27 08:29:32 PM
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