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(The Daily Show)   When Romney launched his 'You didn't build that' attack ads, it might have been wise to not say the exact same thing five days later   (thedailyshow.com) divider line 150
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2012-07-27 09:48:00 AM
I'm sure "the liberal media" will be calling Romney out on this particular bald-faced lie any time now.
 
2012-07-27 09:55:11 AM
For real, the objective reality of the fact that Romney is deliberately misrepresenting the President's position, while at the same time STATING THE EXACT SAME THING THAT THE PRESIDENT STATED, does not matter and never will. You might as well take a shiat in the ocean.
 
2012-07-27 10:15:50 AM

Jackson Herring: For real, the objective reality of the fact that Romney is deliberately misrepresenting the President's position, while at the same time STATING THE EXACT SAME THING THAT THE PRESIDENT STATED, does not matter and never will. You might as well take a shiat in the ocean.


Don't do what I did, though. People get upset if you're still on the pier at the time.
 
2012-07-27 10:16:21 AM
Is it me, or does Romney come off more like a VP with all his faux pas' and mis-statements? He'ss like (insert Veep here) with off shore bank accounts and magic underwear.
 
2012-07-27 10:20:13 AM
It's like he's the Harvard Lampoon running a parody of a campaign.
 
2012-07-27 10:23:15 AM

Jackson Herring: STATING THE EXACT SAME THING THAT THE PRESIDENT STATED,


NO YOU ARE WRONG, it's not the "exact same thing"


Most certainly, if you were objective -the reality of the fact that Romney is deliberately misrepresenting the President's statement, while at the same time REITERATING THE SAME BELIEFS THAT OBAMA STATED, it doesn't matter and I don't think it ever will. You might as well keep farking those chickens.
 
2012-07-27 10:24:31 AM

Jackson Herring: For real, the objective reality of the fact that Romney is deliberately misrepresenting the President's position, while at the same time STATING THE EXACT SAME THING THAT THE PRESIDENT STATED, does not matter and never will. You might as well take a shiat in the ocean.


Or go to my mother-in-law's "Fox News 24 hours a day" house. Same difference.
 
2012-07-27 10:26:13 AM
From the link:"Sorry, this video is unavailable from your location".

Hey, American TV channels. THIS is why people pirate your shiat instead of finding legit means of watching your great shows... because you BLOCK IT.

Morons.

Enjoy the lost advertising revenue, losers.
 
2012-07-27 10:53:12 AM

Jackson Herring: I'm sure "the liberal media" will be calling Romney out on this particular bald-faced lie any time now.


done in one.
 
2012-07-27 10:54:32 AM

Jackson Herring: For real, the objective reality of the fact that Romney is deliberately misrepresenting the President's position, while at the same time STATING THE EXACT SAME THING THAT THE PRESIDENT STATED, does not matter and never will. You might as well take a shiat in the ocean.


That's almost his entire campaign strategy. That it works at all is a sad commentary.
 
2012-07-27 10:58:16 AM

snuff3r: From the link:"Sorry, this video is unavailable from your location".

Hey, American TV channels. THIS is why people pirate your shiat instead of finding legit means of watching your great shows... because you BLOCK IT.

Morons.

Enjoy the lost advertising revenue, losers.


Don't try to force your socialist agenda on the good people of America.
 
2012-07-27 11:05:53 AM

Diogenes: Jackson Herring: For real, the objective reality of the fact that Romney is deliberately misrepresenting the President's position, while at the same time STATING THE EXACT SAME THING THAT THE PRESIDENT STATED, does not matter and never will. You might as well take a shiat in the ocean.

That's almost his entire campaign strategy. That it works at all is a sad commentary.


I mean it's basically why even as a very non violent libtard, I think that anyone who uses the phrase "the liberal media" in earnest should be put in stocks in the town square.
 
2012-07-27 11:20:46 AM

snuff3r: From the link:"Sorry, this video is unavailable from your location".

Hey, American TV channels. THIS is why people pirate your shiat instead of finding legit means of watching your great shows... because you BLOCK IT.

Morons.

Enjoy the lost advertising revenue, losers.


It isn't Comedy Central that blocks international viewers, it's the distributors of the show in your own country that won't let CC show it to you. It's part of the licensing agreement.

"Morons" indeed.
 
2012-07-27 11:27:12 AM
god you people have such a distorted world view. welcome to fark: where taking a sh*t in the ocean is somehow a bad thing.
 
2012-07-27 12:26:27 PM

thomps: god you people have such a distorted world view. welcome to fark: where taking a sh*t in the ocean is somehow a bad thing.


Great. Now you want the poor people to shiat in the ocean so it will get clogged in the engines of the 1%'s yachts. Why are you resorting to class warfare?
 
2012-07-27 01:20:45 PM

Jackson Herring: For real, the objective reality of the fact that Romney is deliberately misrepresenting the President's position, while at the same time STATING THE EXACT SAME THING THAT THE PRESIDENT STATED, does not matter and never will. You might as well take a shiat in the ocean.


I prefer to pee in public pools.
 
2012-07-27 01:23:29 PM
yeah but a white guy said it, that means it's better than if a black guy says it.
 
2012-07-27 01:24:40 PM

Pincy: Jackson Herring: For real, the objective reality of the fact that Romney is deliberately misrepresenting the President's position, while at the same time STATING THE EXACT SAME THING THAT THE PRESIDENT STATED, does not matter and never will. You might as well take a shiat in the ocean.

I prefer to pee in public pools.


Do you do it from the diving board?

/Adult swim, motherfarkers
 
2012-07-27 01:24:51 PM

Bag of Hammers: yeah but a white guy said it, that means it's better than if a black guy says it.


True but it doesn't sound as cool
 
2012-07-27 01:26:22 PM

skullkrusher: Bag of Hammers: yeah but a white guy said it, that means it's better than if a black guy says it.

True but it doesn't sound as cool


When a white guy says it, it's all like this. Blah, blah, blah. When a black guy says it, it's all like hoobidy, boobidy.
 
2012-07-27 01:26:34 PM
Now I want to take a dump in the ocean. I'll have to settle for a freshwater lake that's not too far away.
 
2012-07-27 01:27:54 PM

dinch: skullkrusher: Bag of Hammers: yeah but a white guy said it, that means it's better than if a black guy says it.

True but it doesn't sound as cool

When a white guy says it, it's all like this. Blah, blah, blah. When a black guy says it, it's all like hoobidy, boobidy.


HAHAHA! it's true, it's true! We're so lame!
 
2012-07-27 01:29:20 PM
Haha suckas, Obama gave me a 14 million dollar grant to study the effects of crapping in the ocean on coastal health. On my way to the Pacific to make it my personal toilet for 4 months.
 
2012-07-27 01:29:28 PM

Bag of Hammers: yeah but a white guy said it, that means it's better than if a black guy says it.


Why does it always gotta be about race? I dont care if a white guy, black guy, red guy, or yellow guy says something. If its bullshait people should be objectivly refute it.
 
2012-07-27 01:30:55 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: Jackson Herring: STATING THE EXACT SAME THING THAT THE PRESIDENT STATED,

NO YOU ARE WRONG, it's not the "exact same thing"


Most certainly, if you were objective -the reality of the fact that Romney is deliberately misrepresenting the President's statement, while at the same time REITERATING THE SAME BELIEFS THAT OBAMA STATED, it doesn't matter and I don't think it ever will. You might as well keep farking those chickens.


Nice. Took me a second, but nicely done.
 
2012-07-27 01:31:26 PM

Jackson Herring: I'm sure "the liberal media" will be calling Romney out on this particular bald-faced lie any time now.


Not a chance.

I was amazed that Romney got out of the "I wasn't at Bain after 1999" even with the later years worth of SEC filings he signed, with "The President owes me an apology." "Negative attacks are beneath a " Marxist, Socialist, Failure, Muslin... "President." and then "He retired retroactively."

And then the "the liberal media" reports the Bain after 1999 story as "attacks from the Obama campaign." Well, the actual black-and-white on the SEC forms are the "attacks," but there was no mention of that.

"The liberal media" is so fricking afraid of the Faux News drumming they go along, to be "Fair and Balanced." It's a losing battle Charlie Brown. They will always take away the football.
 
2012-07-27 01:31:31 PM

Le Grand Inquisitor: Bag of Hammers: yeah but a white guy said it, that means it's better than if a black guy says it.

Why does it always gotta be about race? I dont care if a white guy, black guy, red guy, or yellow guy says something. If its bullshait people should be objectivly refute it.


I personally feel that all people, white black, whathaveyou, should all come together to poop in the ocean as one. It would be a great bonding experience.
 
2012-07-27 01:31:42 PM

snuff3r: From the link:"Sorry, this video is unavailable from your location".

Hey, American TV channels. THIS is why people pirate your shiat instead of finding legit means of watching your great shows... because you BLOCK IT.

Morons.

Enjoy the lost advertising revenue, losers.


Like you were going to buy a case of Brylcreem anyway.
 
2012-07-27 01:32:39 PM
It was a software error. A service pack was applied and Rmoneybott-3000 is back to stating anything you want to hear.
 
2012-07-27 01:33:54 PM

dinch: Le Grand Inquisitor: Bag of Hammers: yeah but a white guy said it, that means it's better than if a black guy says it.

Why does it always gotta be about race? I dont care if a white guy, black guy, red guy, or yellow guy says something. If its bullshait people should be objectivly refute it.

I personally feel that all people, white black, whathaveyou, should all come together to poop in the ocean as one. It would be a great bonding experience.


Can I poop with the job creators? I am led to believe their shiat doesn't stink.
 
2012-07-27 01:35:31 PM

snuff3r: From the link:"Sorry, this video is unavailable from your location".

Hey, American TV channels. THIS is why people pirate your shiat instead of finding legit means of watching your great shows... because you BLOCK IT.

Morons.

Enjoy the lost advertising revenue, losers.


1 - i do NOT like your tone
2 - what's with the dumb handle? am i supposed to know what that...???...i don't even!
 
2012-07-27 01:35:47 PM

monoski: It was a software error. A service pack was applied and Rmoneybott-3000 is back to stating anything you want to hear.


They needed to shake the "Etch-A-Sketch."
 
2012-07-27 01:35:55 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: Jackson Herring: STATING THE EXACT SAME THING THAT THE PRESIDENT STATED,

NO YOU ARE WRONG, it's not the "exact same thing"


Most certainly, if you were objective -the reality of the fact that Romney is deliberately misrepresenting the President's statement, while at the same time REITERATING THE SAME BELIEFS THAT OBAMA STATED, it doesn't matter and I don't think it ever will. You might as well keep farking those chickens.


oh wow I didn't even catch this at first, well done
 
2012-07-27 01:36:28 PM
I really hate that this type of stuff is only visible on a comedy routine. It's accurate, it's real, it's what they ACTUALLY SAID, but the "media" won't point that out. Only comedians can.
 
2012-07-27 01:36:53 PM

monoski: It was a software error. A service pack was applied and Rmoneybott-3000 is back to stating anything you want to hear.


His programmers certainly farked up the "UK1.0" module..
 
2012-07-27 01:37:16 PM
This whole campaign has turned into nothing more than a three ring circus.

I'm anxious to see how the right-wingers will come in here and keep insisting to us that Romney didn't say the same exact thing that Obama did.
 
2012-07-27 01:37:40 PM
"The America I know and love is not one in which my parents or my baby with Down Syndrome will have to stand in front of Obama's 'death panel' so his bureaucrats can decide, based on a subjective judgment of their 'level of productivity in society,' whether they are worthy of health care."

deathandtaxesmag.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com
 
2012-07-27 01:38:33 PM

YoungSwedishBlonde: Haha suckas, Obama gave me a 14 million dollar grant to study the effects of crapping in the ocean on coastal health. On my way to the Pacific to make it my personal toilet for 4 months.


It's called, "Launching a Mud Minnow."
 
2012-07-27 01:38:58 PM

Jackson Herring: STATING THE EXACT SAME THING THAT THE PRESIDENT STATED,


He retroactively unsaid it. So there.
 
2012-07-27 01:39:08 PM

palelizard: dinch: Le Grand Inquisitor: Bag of Hammers: yeah but a white guy said it, that means it's better than if a black guy says it.

Why does it always gotta be about race? I dont care if a white guy, black guy, red guy, or yellow guy says something. If its bullshait people should be objectivly refute it.

I personally feel that all people, white black, whathaveyou, should all come together to poop in the ocean as one. It would be a great bonding experience.

Can I poop with the job creators? I am led to believe their shiat doesn't stink.


*golf clap*
 
2012-07-27 01:39:36 PM

dinch: I personally feel that all people, white black, whathaveyou, should all come together to poop in the ocean as one. It would be a great bonding experience.


Except, like, the American Indians

Those people should go back to where ever they came from
 
2012-07-27 01:39:53 PM
Where are all the assholes that yesterday were stating what Obama said was so horribly offensive they nearly fell out of their chairs, and were overcome with the vapors, and he is so out of touch, and is attacking capitalism and blah blah blah.

Can they explain a difference between these two speeches?
 
2012-07-27 01:42:10 PM

Car_Ramrod: Where are all the assholes that yesterday were stating what Obama said was so horribly offensive they nearly fell out of their chairs, and were overcome with the vapors, and he is so out of touch, and is attacking capitalism and blah blah blah.

Can they explain a difference between these two speeches?


I believe dinch covered this upthread.
 
2012-07-27 01:42:58 PM
The major problem I have with Obama's "You didn't built that" was that it was so poorly phrased. He has how many people on staff and none of them could see this becoming a GOP soundbite from 2 galaxies away?
 
2012-07-27 01:43:05 PM
Hell is too good for these a$$holes.
 
2012-07-27 01:43:53 PM

skullkrusher: dinch: skullkrusher: Bag of Hammers: yeah but a white guy said it, that means it's better than if a black guy says it.

True but it doesn't sound as cool

When a white guy says it, it's all like this. Blah, blah, blah. When a black guy says it, it's all like hoobidy, boobidy.

HAHAHA! it's true, it's true! We're so lame!


See ... now we are going to have to change it up. At our next American Black People Society meeting, I'll propose boogidy boo as replacement vernacular for blah, blah, bah.

DON'T STEAL IT.
 
2012-07-27 01:47:09 PM

Jackson Herring: For real, the objective reality of the fact that Romney is deliberately misrepresenting the President's position, while at the same time STATING THE EXACT SAME THING THAT THE PRESIDENT STATED, does not matter and never will. You might as well take a shiat in the ocean.


I still prefer this phrase in its original Yiddish.

/ Gai kaken afenyam.
 
2012-07-27 01:47:11 PM

MacEnvy: It isn't Comedy Central that blocks international viewers, it's the distributors of the show in your own country that won't let CC show it to you. It's part of the licensing agreement.

"Morons" indeed.


You know, in a thread about lying, I don't see why you feel the need to bring facts into an argument.
 
2012-07-27 01:47:26 PM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: "The America I know and love is not one in which my parents or my baby with Down Syndrome will have to stand in front of Obama's 'death panel' so his bureaucrats can decide, based on a subjective judgment of their 'level of productivity in society,' whether they are worthy of health care."

[deathandtaxesmag.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com image 850x580]


Hers or her relatives?
 
2012-07-27 01:47:52 PM

IrateShadow: The major problem I have with Obama's "You didn't built that" was that it was so poorly phrased. He has how many people on staff and none of them could see this becoming a GOP soundbite from 2 galaxies away?


Romney's problem is that his staff couldn't see this after a week of hitting the other guy over the head for the same thing.

And as long as the ghost of Brietbart is still trolling around anything that Obama says will get taken out of context in the most negative and dishonest way possible anyway. If he's going to catch shiat for whatever he says, why pay someone to check it beforehand. Obama is just cutting government waste by not hiring someone for a useless position.
 
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