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(Sun Sentinel)   If you're going on a burglary spree, it's probably best to get a babysitter for your infant instead of driving around with it next to all the stolen firearms   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 22
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2012-07-27 08:15:34 AM  
it's so hard to be a working father nowaday, with finding a babysitter when you need one. apparently, it's also hard to follow the very, very simple law to keep your baby in the back seat when driving.
 
2012-07-27 08:19:16 AM  
www.johnnygoodtimes.com
 
2012-07-27 08:38:31 AM  

talulahgosh: it's so hard to be a working father nowaday, with finding a babysitter when you need one. apparently, it's also hard to follow the very, very simple law to keep your baby in the back seat when driving.


Babby belonged to a friend. They was Babby Daddy sitting.
 
2012-07-27 08:53:21 AM  
I think the friend whose baby it is, is the one that needs to find a "better" baby sitter.
 
2012-07-27 08:56:00 AM  
You gotta get him dip-tet boosters yearly or else he'll get lockjaw and night vision.
 
2012-07-27 08:57:04 AM  
Did he have a panty on his head?
 
2012-07-27 09:09:55 AM  
Why does subby refer to the infant as "it"?

Are infants not humans?
 
2012-07-27 09:10:32 AM  
If Obama had a son(s) they would probably look like these two upstanding lads.
 
2012-07-27 09:13:21 AM  

BigRightRear: If Obama had a son(s) they would probably look like these two upstanding lads.


I'm guessing you withhold comment when the perps are white.
 
2012-07-27 09:13:57 AM  
Subby, I am pretty sure that he did this correctly. I mean you should start teaching gun awareness young, that way when he/she is older they are not afraid of guns, AND they are more likely to follow the correct belief that gun ownership is good AND that the more guns we own the safer we are. (My question is, does the baby have a CC permit yet. If not, how will he/she "Stand their Ground" and "Defend the innocent bystanders" when some random freak with a gun shows up to kill people.)
 
2012-07-27 09:22:14 AM  

farkityfarker: BigRightRear: If Obama had a son(s) they would probably look like these two upstanding lads.

I'm guessing you withhold comment when the perps are white.


No, actually scum is scum no matter what race. I just don't deny that what the Prez said was pretty f*cked up.
 
2012-07-27 09:22:48 AM  
Why leave the baby at home? It's seen as just another burglary tool, used to steal a monthly check and free housing from the people of the state.....
 
2012-07-27 09:27:53 AM  

farkityfarker: BigRightRear: If Obama had a son(s) they would probably look like these two upstanding lads.

I'm guessing you withhold comment when the perps are white.


Are they not white??
 
2012-07-27 09:29:40 AM  
I'll click story next time before asking if they were white.....
 
2012-07-27 09:30:25 AM  
Gotta love the, "blah, blah, blah...handgun, shotgun, OMG! AK-47,blah, blah, blah, shotgun, rifles, including OMG! AK-47"
 
2012-07-27 09:30:45 AM  

MAYORBOB: talulahgosh: it's so hard to be a working father nowaday, with finding a babysitter when you need one. apparently, it's also hard to follow the very, very simple law to keep your baby in the back seat when driving.

Babby belonged to a friend. They was Babby Daddy sitting.


really? well, that parent needs to look into a better sitter. not putting the kid in the back seat of a car AND committing illegal acts.
i'm torn between liking these guys for offering to babysit for a friend, yet not liking them for breaking the law.
 
2012-07-27 10:06:23 AM  

farkityfarker: BigRightRear: If Obama had a son(s) they would probably look like these two upstanding lads.

I'm guessing you withhold comment when the perps are white.


But Obama is half white, so it's maybe not
 
2012-07-27 10:07:49 AM  
And the infant didn't shoot him in the back?
Or is it only cop babies that shoot their dads in the spine with a faulty (I.E. Able to perform as intended) Glock?
 
2012-07-27 10:15:29 AM  
the pair confessed to committing four residential burglaries in Plantation and told police about five other stolen firearms,including an AK-47 assault rifle , which were in Laudny's home.

Laudny broke into the home through a rear sliding glass door and took a handgun, a shotgun and three rifles,including the AK-47.


Fixed shiatty scare-tactic journalism
 
2012-07-27 10:17:56 AM  
images.wikia.com
 
2012-07-27 11:15:41 AM  

farkityfarker: BigRightRear: If Obama had a son(s) they would probably look like these two upstanding lads.

I'm guessing you withhold comment when the perps are white.


chances of that....?

Fark needs a Black Crime tag

 
2012-07-27 11:45:19 AM  

vegasj: farkityfarker: BigRightRear: If Obama had a son(s) they would probably look like these two upstanding lads.

I'm guessing you withhold comment when the perps are white.

chances of that....?

Fark needs a Black Crime tag


Sadly, it would probably overload the server.

/then rape it
 
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