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(NJ.com)   Inmate smears toothpaste on his face for court appearance. His attitude was described as refreshing, though mildly abrasive   (nj.com ) divider line
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2012-07-27 08:24:17 AM  
What the heck are those guards carrying in all those pockets?
 
2012-07-27 08:54:50 AM  
I find white face offensive.
 
2012-07-27 11:17:52 AM  
Darkman looks like hell.
 
2012-07-27 11:18:12 AM  
i.qkme.me
 
2012-07-27 11:25:08 AM  
Oh he better hope he isnt put in a cell with someone on bath salts...

www.soultravelmultimedia.com
 
2012-07-27 11:27:27 AM  
well, nobody said this guy is ultrabrite.
 
2012-07-27 11:31:22 AM  
Hah, I spent a few days in a psych hospital. In addition to the girl with stickers on her face and sharpie all over her arms and legs we had a guy who did that with the toothpaste just before group. At first I thought it was rabies or some kind of terrible side effect from coming off of meth. Then there was the guy who went around all day saying EEECCCCHHHHHH constantly. Quite the group there.

/no, I don't want to talk about it
//all of the above are the main reason you won't find me in there again
///imagine my surprise when 3 months later I was at a bus station 850 miles away on my way to truck driving school and heard EEEEECCCCCHHHHH from across the station...
////I really need to find a new circle to hang with
 
2012-07-27 11:34:27 AM  
Is he a fluoridian?
 
2012-07-27 11:37:52 AM  
Is he a fan of PhotoShop?
 
2012-07-27 11:51:54 AM  

Rufus Lee King: [www.newyorkshiatty.com image 450x809]


"Why fight oral hygiene -- enjoy it!"

Can't argue with that logic.
 
2012-07-27 11:53:07 AM  
if it had been shiat, then you would know he is crazy. Toothpaste is a lame excuse.
 
2012-07-27 12:12:00 PM  
www.hotflick.net

I fondle my sweaters, and I often like to smear mud on my ass.
 
2012-07-27 12:21:38 PM  

serial_crusher: What the heck are those guards carrying in all those pockets?


img13.imageshack.us
They were drawn my Rob Liefield
 
2012-07-27 12:22:13 PM  
by, Goddammit
 
2012-07-27 12:23:33 PM  
Toothpaste > Feces for facial applications.
 
2012-07-27 01:11:51 PM  
Wibble.

/He should have used pencils.
///Works every time.
 
2012-07-27 02:11:45 PM  

Wade_Wilson: Wibble.

/He should have used pencils.
///Works every time.

+1 for Blackadder reference

i178.photobucket.com

//Hot like Baldrick
 
2012-07-27 09:17:42 PM  
Santa Claus Colgate shenanigans...
 
2012-07-27 09:43:09 PM  

Slick Johnson: Hah, I spent a few days in a psych hospital. In addition to the girl with stickers on her face and sharpie all over her arms and legs we had a guy who did that with the toothpaste just before group. At first I thought it was rabies or some kind of terrible side effect from coming off of meth. Then there was the guy who went around all day saying EEECCCCHHHHHH constantly. Quite the group there.

/no, I don't want to talk about it
//all of the above are the main reason you won't find me in there again
///imagine my surprise when 3 months later I was at a bus station 850 miles away on my way to truck driving school and heard EEEEECCCCCHHHHH from across the station...
////I really need to find a new circle to hang with


The girl doesn't sound necessarily nuts to me. Some kids are just artsy that way. Really. Anyway, one of those same people might be in forum right now talking about you: "All he talked about was beer, boobies, and something called 'lolcats' -- talk about weird."

/I'd rather not know what people say about me.
//assuming they do; which they probably don't
 
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