Cyno01: Im surprised they even closed the store right away, usually youd have to go up the chain of command, in the case of mcdonalds probably the franchise owner. And as far as what to do after that... Employee sees customer drop dead, informs shift manager. Shift manager doesnt remember that part of the handbook, calls the general manager, general manager calls franchise owner, franchise owner calls corporate, corporate has to convene a quick meeting of the lawyers, have to call back the owner, who has to call the store who has to tell the employees not to touch the body.
Bathia_Mapes: Mark Ratner: I can't say 1st comment, fark filter? Arghhh!...:)Yep, you got filterpwnd.From the FArQ:"Boobies" time warpFor whatever reason message boards on sites like Fark are forever plagued with morons posting "Boobies" anytime a link is posted. Fark automatically turns the words "Boobies" into the word "boobies" and resets the timestamp on the message to some time in the future so that it isn't the Boobies anymore. Attempts to evade that sometimes result in it becoming "weeners" instead of "boobies".
phlegmmo: The hard part was getting the Grimace off her face.
Panyen: At my job, if you die they just move you out of the way and keep the machines going...the glass must flow. Unless your jammed in the machine that is.
cryinoutloud: Some years ago my uncle owned a bar, and the whole family went there to drink. One day they were all at the bar and a guy they didn't know came in and had a drink. To their horror, he had a heart attack and died right there in the booth. Well, it was snowing and also night-time, and the medical examiner had to come from many miles away before the body could be moved. So there he sat in the bar for hours. After a while the patrons started sitting next to the guy and having their pictures taken, then a cardboard sign was added that read, "Dead Guy." Apparently they had so much fun they wished other people would die at the bar, too./I've seen the pictures//I guess you had to be there
ArkAngel: So what? They closed the interior of the restaurant and only kept the drive-thru open. And what exactly else were the McDonald's employees supposed to do with the body?
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