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(Daily Mail)   Woman drops dead at counter of McDonald's ... while the staff continued taking orders. To be fair though, after 30 minutes without moving, everyone just assumed she was on the payroll   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 75
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2012-07-26 07:25:22 PM  
The hard part was getting the Grimace off her face.
 
2012-07-26 08:25:15 PM  

phlegmmo: The hard part was getting the Grimace off her face.


Oh bravo...bravo...I do not have a golf clap slow enough or dramatic enough for this.

Six MILLION internets to you!!
 
2012-07-26 08:50:50 PM  

phlegmmo: The hard part was getting the Grimace off her face.


Holy shiat, I laughed so hard
 
2012-07-26 09:58:21 PM  
So what? They closed the interior of the restaurant and only kept the drive-thru open. And what exactly else were the McDonald's employees supposed to do with the body?
 
2012-07-26 10:16:12 PM  
Still in better health than the average customer
 
das
2012-07-26 10:27:21 PM  

phlegmmo: The hard part was getting the Grimace off her face.


Nice,
.++1
 
2012-07-26 10:29:40 PM  
Misleading headline is misleading.
 
2012-07-26 10:30:13 PM  

ArkAngel: So what? They closed the interior of the restaurant and only kept the drive-thru open. And what exactly else were the McDonald's employees supposed to do with the body?


Well, there's always the fry cooker.
 
2012-07-26 10:30:46 PM  

phlegmmo: The hard part was getting the Grimace off her face.


+eleventy liter points (+.5 with the exchange rate). Unexpected, and awesome.
 
2012-07-26 10:31:41 PM  
I'd say they were diligent employees. Nothing to see here, keep the line moving.
 
2012-07-26 10:35:18 PM  
Some years ago my uncle owned a bar, and the whole family went there to drink. One day they were all at the bar and a guy they didn't know came in and had a drink. To their horror, he had a heart attack and died right there in the booth. Well, it was snowing and also night-time, and the medical examiner had to come from many miles away before the body could be moved. So there he sat in the bar for hours. After a while the patrons started sitting next to the guy and having their pictures taken, then a cardboard sign was added that read, "Dead Guy." Apparently they had so much fun they wished other people would die at the bar, too.

/I've seen the pictures
//I guess you had to be there
 
2012-07-26 10:35:50 PM  
It would be hard to get this Grimace off my face...

starcasm.net
 
2012-07-26 10:37:14 PM  
I know this is Fark and all, but I feel so bad at laughing so hard at the fact that the store's employees decided that putting a napkin on the woman's head was going to do anything.
 
2012-07-26 10:37:42 PM  

ArkAngel: So what? They closed the interior of the restaurant and only kept the drive-thru open. And what exactly else were the McDonald's employees supposed to do with the body?


Well, the restaurant is probably equipped with a walk in cooler just liek the morgue.
 
2012-07-26 10:38:16 PM  

phlegmmo: The hard part was getting the Grimace off her face.


Goddamn!
 
2012-07-26 10:38:36 PM  
"You want flies with that?"
 
2012-07-26 10:41:19 PM  

phlegmmo: "You want flies with that?"


Stop. You already have enough people fellating your Weeners.

Actually, go on. Please.
 
2012-07-26 10:43:04 PM  
I can't say 1st comment, fark filter? Arghhh!...:)
 
2012-07-26 10:43:06 PM  

InternetSecurityGuard: ArkAngel: So what? They closed the interior of the restaurant and only kept the drive-thru open. And what exactly else were the McDonald's employees supposed to do with the body?

Well, the restaurant is probably equipped with a walk in cooler just liek the morgue.

The morgue usually isn't being opened constantly, doesn't contain food to serve to customers, and the cadavers are often done with much of their leaking by the time they arrive.
 
2012-07-26 10:43:22 PM  
Again, an article from the U.K. Are the brits just better at reporting then Americans? Why do we constantly get news from England regarding American goings on from the brits and not the yanks? On top of that, their articles are better written and more informative. Wtf?
 
2012-07-26 10:45:56 PM  

Tyranicle: Again, an article from the U.K. Are the brits just better at reporting then Americans? Why do we constantly get news from England regarding American goings on from the brits and not the yanks? On top of that, their articles are better written and more informative. Wtf?


I'm bloody sure the daily fail is a sponsor, ol chap. Cheerio.
 
2012-07-26 10:51:11 PM  

Mark Ratner: I can't say 1st comment, fark filter? Arghhh!...:)


It was fitting enough, though.
 
2012-07-26 10:51:28 PM  

phlegmmo: "You want flies with that?"


rrmemphis.com

Sorry, couldn't resist.
 
2012-07-26 10:51:31 PM  
I'd hit it. I'm a dollar menu guy.
 
2012-07-26 10:52:28 PM  
cdn.videosift.com
Don't disturb my friend, she's dead tired.
 
2012-07-26 10:52:31 PM  
That's different then me. I'm always praying for death in bathroom an hour eating off the dollar menu.

/Taco Bell, Del Taco, Sonic, nothing.
//McD's dollar menu? Explosive poopy time
 
2012-07-26 10:54:34 PM  

cryinoutloud: Some years ago my uncle owned a bar, and the whole family went there to drink. One day they were all at the bar and a guy they didn't know came in and had a drink. To their horror, he had a heart attack and died right there in the booth. Well, it was snowing and also night-time, and the medical examiner had to come from many miles away before the body could be moved. So there he sat in the bar for hours. After a while the patrons started sitting next to the guy and having their pictures taken, then a cardboard sign was added that read, "Dead Guy." Apparently they had so much fun they wished other people would die at the bar, too.

/I've seen the pictures
//I guess you had to be there


That was an episode of CSI, you liar.
 
2012-07-26 11:01:37 PM  

ArkAngel: So what? They closed the interior of the restaurant and only kept the drive-thru open. And what exactly else were the McDonald's employees supposed to do with the body?


Make big macs?
 
2012-07-26 11:03:08 PM  

Brick-House: phlegmmo: "You want flies with that?"

rrmemphis.com

Sorry, couldn't resist.



Okay, now that's disgusting.
 
2012-07-26 11:03:44 PM  
I'm sure it happens more often than that.
 
2012-07-26 11:05:59 PM  
At my job, if you die they just move you out of the way and keep the machines going...the glass must flow. Unless your jammed in the machine that is.
 
2012-07-26 11:09:31 PM  

Panyen: At my job, if you die they just move you out of the way and keep the machines going...the glass must flow. Unless your jammed in the machine that is.



Then it's the stained glass must flow.
 
2012-07-26 11:11:54 PM  

Tachypnea: ArkAngel: So what? They closed the interior of the restaurant and only kept the drive-thru open. And what exactly else were the McDonald's employees supposed to do with the body?

Make big macs?


That's Taco Bell.
 
2012-07-26 11:14:39 PM  
legacy-cdn.smosh.com

Seems Fitting
 
2012-07-26 11:16:28 PM  
Dead woman was 'propped up in a corner and had a napkin placed on her head'

Look at how considerate Croatians are.

/I aww'd at the farking napkin
 
2012-07-26 11:22:28 PM  
Did she see the Golden Arches at the end of the tunnel?

/I hope they serve McDoubles in hell
 
2012-07-26 11:25:04 PM  

Tyranicle: Again, an article from the U.K. Are the brits just better at reporting then Americans? Why do we constantly get news from England regarding American goings on from the brits and not the yanks? On top of that, their articles are better written and more informative. Wtf?


Lol, you sound like a Daily Fail reader alright.

BTW, the photo caption is marvelous: " Criticism: Staff (not pictured) have come under fire for allegedly continuing to serve customers (file photo)

The Clown says you're closed, I say you're open.
 
2012-07-26 11:29:13 PM  
You ever seen anybody die at a McDonalds? Nope? Nobody has ever died in one. Shoot, they die in Burger King all the time. Kentucky Fried Chicken? They got their own damn ambulances. You can't die at a McDonalds no matter how hard you try. I think it's the spices.

/probably obscure
 
2012-07-26 11:29:52 PM  

Tyranicle: Again, an article from the U.K. Are the brits just better at reporting then Americans? Why do we constantly get news from England regarding American goings on from the brits and not the yanks? On top of that, their articles are better written and more informative. Wtf?


Hey, RTFA, it happened in Croatia, not America. It makes way more sense for the UK to cover a story in Europe of this nature than an American paper.
 
2012-07-26 11:37:03 PM  
They propped her up in the corner and covered her face with a napkin!?

That's comedy gold, people.
 
2012-07-26 11:37:27 PM  
Working as an utility porter in Las Vegas as long as I've had, I've done my share of extracting carpeting around the still warm bodies of gamblers in the poker room.
 
2012-07-26 11:37:54 PM  

phlegmmo: The hard part was getting the Grimace off her face.


Why did the thread even bother to continue after this?
 
2012-07-26 11:40:08 PM  

Gyrfalcon: cryinoutloud: Some years ago my uncle owned a bar, and the whole family went there to drink. One day they were all at the bar and a guy they didn't know came in and had a drink. To their horror, he had a heart attack and died right there in the booth. Well, it was snowing and also night-time, and the medical examiner had to come from many miles away before the body could be moved. So there he sat in the bar for hours. After a while the patrons started sitting next to the guy and having their pictures taken, then a cardboard sign was added that read, "Dead Guy." Apparently they had so much fun they wished other people would die at the bar, too.
/I've seen the pictures
//I guess you had to be there
That was an episode of CSI, you liar.


No, it really happened. I've heard the stories about 300 times now. Plus the pictures.

I forgot to add how they sat around and made jokes about how dead the bar was that night, and how dead and boring their new friend was, until they almost peed their pants. 'DEAD'!! LOLOL
 
2012-07-26 11:44:42 PM  

BronyMedic: They propped her up in the corner and covered her face with a napkin!?

That's comedy gold, people.


Oh God! Ease our suffering in this our moment of great despair. Yea! Admit this good and decent woman into the flock in thine Heavenly area up there. And Moab he laid'st down by the band of the kainganites. And Yea, though the Hindu's speak of Karma, I implore you...give her...give her a break.
 
2012-07-26 11:51:06 PM  

Mark Ratner: phlegmmo: "You want flies with that?"

Stop. You already have enough people fellating your Weeners.

Actually, go on. Please.


Worst fake filterpwn ever.

/"Go soothe yourself!"
//Nothing is obscure.
 
2012-07-26 11:58:33 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Tachypnea: ArkAngel: So what? They closed the interior of the restaurant and only kept the drive-thru open. And what exactly else were the McDonald's employees supposed to do with the body?

Make big macs?

That's Taco Bell.


I'm pretty sure they don't serve big macs at taco bell.
 
2012-07-27 12:14:02 AM  

rustypouch: Gyrfalcon: Tachypnea: ArkAngel: So what? They closed the interior of the restaurant and only kept the drive-thru open. And what exactly else were the McDonald's employees supposed to do with the body?

Make big macs?

That's Taco Bell.

I'm pretty sure they don't serve big macs at taco bell.


[whispers]

(the dead person silly)
 
2012-07-27 12:27:08 AM  

demaL-demaL-yeH: Mark Ratner: phlegmmo: "You want flies with that?"

Stop. You already have enough people fellating your Weeners.

Actually, go on. Please.

Worst fake filterpwn ever.

/"Go soothe yourself!"
//Nothing is obscure.


It wasnt. I'm not that clever. Type it yourself, and find out.
 
2012-07-27 12:33:47 AM  

ArkAngel: So what? They closed the interior of the restaurant and only kept the drive-thru open. And what exactly else were the McDonald's employees supposed to do with the body?


Exactly. I see no wrongdoing here. It wasn't like they ignored the situation. They called for help, they didn't interfere with the help that responded, what more were they supposed to do??
 
2012-07-27 12:50:09 AM  

Loren: ArkAngel: So what? They closed the interior of the restaurant and only kept the drive-thru open. And what exactly else were the McDonald's employees supposed to do with the body?

Exactly. I see no wrongdoing here. It wasn't like they ignored the situation. They called for help, they didn't interfere with the help that responded, what more were they supposed to do??


I don't know, maybe I'm a bad employee, but if someone keels over at work in front of me I'm gonna take the rest of the day off...
 
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