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2012-07-26 05:06:41 PM
Boy that would have been neat. Another shooter across the room, who also happened to be wearing a gas mask, could have taken Holmes out with one shot, despite there being a hundred or so people panicking in between. Or, more likely, some other idiot firing blindly into the crowd might have hit Holmes along with the 10 or 12 he took out. Nugent needs to be committed.
 
2012-07-26 05:08:52 PM
"This kind of information is just looney," he told Beck. "If they keep calling it an assault weapon, I may have that aneurysm."

Challenge accepted.
 
2012-07-26 05:22:16 PM

kronicfeld: "This kind of information is just looney," he told Beck. "If they keep calling it an assault weapon, I may have that aneurysm."

Challenge accepted.


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2012-07-26 05:25:42 PM
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Nugent would piss his panties if someone was shooting at him.
 
2012-07-26 05:28:51 PM

kronicfeld: "This kind of information is just looney," he told Beck. "If they keep calling it an assault weapon, I may have that aneurysm."

Challenge accepted.


Assault weapon assault weapon assault weapon.
 
2012-07-26 05:29:47 PM
Did his shiat his pants again?
 
2012-07-26 05:33:59 PM
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I'm just waiting for Obama to get re-elected so he can follow up on his other promise.
 
2012-07-26 05:52:55 PM
Nugent is awfully certain, but it's certainly not guaranteed nor even necessarily likely. The hero principle has been forwarded by idiot liberals as well. "If only he had to swap out mags, someone could have charged him and taken him down like that grandma did when Giffords was shot."

I will note that, if supposedly having to take the two seconds to swap out mags 2-3 times would have made all the difference in the world over his having a 100 round mag, then a single hit to the torso from a .40 handgun would have interrupted his firing for more than that. And if he gets hit in an extremity, then it is probably over entirely.

Do I advocate this? No. But the trying to have it both ways is irritating. Is it Ted Nugent irritating? No, because that man is an unstable and cowardly bigot whose political views should never be exposed to anyone. Anti-gun nuts are just ignorant.
 
2012-07-26 05:56:42 PM
Let's not and say we did
 
2012-07-26 05:59:04 PM

Ricardo Klement: The hero principle has been forwarded by idiot liberals as well. "If only he had to swap out mags, someone could have charged him and taken him down like that grandma did when Giffords was shot."


Citation needed.
 
2012-07-26 06:00:44 PM

oldernell: Boy that would have been neat. Another shooter across the room, who also happened to be wearing a gas mask, could have taken Holmes out with one shot, despite there being a hundred or so people panicking in between. Or, more likely, some other idiot firing blindly into the crowd might have hit Holmes along with the 10 or 12 he took out. Nugent needs to be committed.


Of course, their gun would've needed to be loaded with armor-piercing ammo, seeing as how Holmes was wearing full Kevlar body armor. And although it might've detracted a bit from enjoyment of the movie before the shooting started, it probably would've been necessary for this other shooter to be wearing night-vision goggles to see WTF he was shooting at across the darkened theater.

You can bet that, if Ted Nugent had been there, it would've been yet another time he shiat his pants in fear when faced with potential danger.
 
2012-07-26 06:16:15 PM

kronicfeld: Ricardo Klement: The hero principle has been forwarded by idiot liberals as well. "If only he had to swap out mags, someone could have charged him and taken him down like that grandma did when Giffords was shot."

Citation needed.


These farkers think that, given the choice between having a gun, or the shooter having 3 30-round mags instead of a 100-round mag, you're better off without the gun:

Link

Link

I can probably find a couple others.
 
2012-07-26 06:25:03 PM

Cyberluddite: Of course, their gun would've needed to be loaded with armor-piercing ammo, seeing as how Holmes was wearing full Kevlar body armor.


Yeah, about that... doesn't sound like he did.

Here's a HuffPo article saying that "...the shooter wore a ballistic helmet, gas mask, throat-protector, tactical vest and pants". If you scroll up you'll see comments from the guy that sold him the "tactical vest" -- and if you look at other comments online by that guy you'll find out that while it was $300ish it was NOT armor. Just a plain 'ole tac vest that you can strap stuff to.
 
2012-07-26 06:31:46 PM
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I don't know, I like Ice T's views on gun control...
 
2012-07-26 06:32:32 PM

Ricardo Klement: I will note that, if supposedly having to take the two seconds to swap out mags 2-3 times would have made all the difference in the world over his having a 100 round mag


So you're saying mags should be limited to 4 rounds? Provocative, but not a bad idea.
 
2012-07-26 06:34:11 PM

Barfmaker: Ricardo Klement: I will note that, if supposedly having to take the two seconds to swap out mags 2-3 times would have made all the difference in the world over his having a 100 round mag

So you're saying mags should be limited to 4 rounds? Provocative, but not a bad idea.


You're not making sense.
 
2012-07-26 06:35:19 PM

jbuist: Cyberluddite: Of course, their gun would've needed to be loaded with armor-piercing ammo, seeing as how Holmes was wearing full Kevlar body armor.

Yeah, about that... doesn't sound like he did.

Here's a HuffPo article saying that "...the shooter wore a ballistic helmet, gas mask, throat-protector, tactical vest and pants". If you scroll up you'll see comments from the guy that sold him the "tactical vest" -- and if you look at other comments online by that guy you'll find out that while it was $300ish it was NOT armor. Just a plain 'ole tac vest that you can strap stuff to.


Not only that, but wearing armor saves your life. It doesn't make you treat incoming bullets like rain.
 
2012-07-26 06:43:13 PM

Ricardo Klement: jbuist: Cyberluddite: Of course, their gun would've needed to be loaded with armor-piercing ammo, seeing as how Holmes was wearing full Kevlar body armor.

Yeah, about that... doesn't sound like he did.

Here's a HuffPo article saying that "...the shooter wore a ballistic helmet, gas mask, throat-protector, tactical vest and pants". If you scroll up you'll see comments from the guy that sold him the "tactical vest" -- and if you look at other comments online by that guy you'll find out that while it was $300ish it was NOT armor. Just a plain 'ole tac vest that you can strap stuff to.

Not only that, but wearing armor saves your life. It doesn't make you treat incoming bullets like rain.


Ask these guys about that (as far as small-arms fire goes)
i64.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-26 06:46:19 PM

PhiloeBedoe: Ricardo Klement: jbuist: Cyberluddite: Of course, their gun would've needed to be loaded with armor-piercing ammo, seeing as how Holmes was wearing full Kevlar body armor.

Yeah, about that... doesn't sound like he did.

Here's a HuffPo article saying that "...the shooter wore a ballistic helmet, gas mask, throat-protector, tactical vest and pants". If you scroll up you'll see comments from the guy that sold him the "tactical vest" -- and if you look at other comments online by that guy you'll find out that while it was $300ish it was NOT armor. Just a plain 'ole tac vest that you can strap stuff to.

Not only that, but wearing armor saves your life. It doesn't make you treat incoming bullets like rain.

Ask these guys about that (as far as small-arms fire goes)
[i64.photobucket.com image 320x240]


I would, but they're dead for some reason.
 
2012-07-26 06:47:02 PM
POOP THREAD!1!
 
2012-07-26 06:47:37 PM
I don't even know what this guy did except "Cat Scratch Fever", in which case, WTF?
 
2012-07-26 06:55:06 PM

Mugato: I don't even know what this guy did except "Cat Scratch Fever", in which case, WTF?


He also shiat his pants to get out of serving in the military. That's about all I know about him.
 
2012-07-26 06:58:58 PM
Having checked out opinions on a couple of cop oriented forums, the very right wing, pro-gun, NYPD rants, for example, here is the consensus:

Even a well armed, well trained cop couldn't have helped the situation, and could have even made it worse.

The shooter was walking up the aisle, in heavy smoke, and given the glare that would would ensue when the light of the screen hit the smoke, visibility would have been nearly zero.

There were innocents running everywhere, obscuring the target, and even under the best conditions, it's likely that you would hit have least a few of them before you hit the target, who pumped up on adrenalin, and wearing full body armor, more that likely would have kept shooting, unimpeded.

Add to that, you are partially disabled by tear gas, and only have 8 shots, as opposed to his hundred or so, and you're screwed.
Even if a trained cop had been sitting in the theater, it wouldn't have changed things, and a civilian with only cursory firearms would have been little more than an attractive target.
 
2012-07-26 07:00:08 PM

Ed Finnerty: Mugato: I don't even know what this guy did except "Cat Scratch Fever", in which case, WTF?

He also shiat his pants to get out of serving in the military. That's about all I know about him.


You don't understand - he's such a badass, he would have wiped out the NVA by himself, and he wouldn't be able to live with that. But he knows he would have taken down the shooter.
 
2012-07-26 07:01:15 PM

Ricardo Klement: These farkers


Oh. People on a message board. Not national politicians, cable news pundits, or even quasi-celebrity blowhards given a mass audience by the aforementioned pundits.
 
2012-07-26 07:10:43 PM

kronicfeld: Ricardo Klement: These farkers

Oh. People on a message board. Not national politicians, cable news pundits, or even quasi-celebrity blowhards given a mass audience by the aforementioned pundits.


So you're saying that dlp211 and hotigneous intruder are idiots but not prominent enough to qualify as liberal? Does that mean the idiot stuff right-wingers say on here isn't fair game for quoting either?
 
2012-07-26 07:18:02 PM
Dude, just shut the fark up and play Stranglehold.

On second thought, just shut the fark up.
 
2012-07-26 07:21:26 PM

Ricardo Klement: These farkers think that, given the choice between having a gun, or the shooter having 3 30-round mags instead of a 100-round mag, you're better off without the gun:


Well, if I had a gun? Sure, I wouldn't have been worse off, but I don't know that I would have been better off. And the people around me? They would have been much worse off. This guy chose his target well. It was the darkest, most cramped, and most crowded place in Denver that night. Until he threw tear gas. Then it was blindingly bright and distorted; you know, if you can see through your uncontrollable tears.

Picture yourself in a completely packed movie theater. Between the two armrests on either side of you, you have use of a cumulative one, if you're lucky. You have just enough space in front of you to cross your legs. Maybe the kid behind you is kicking your seat. Now imagine there's a gunshot. From the time that first shot is fired, how much time do you think it takes for everyone in front of, beside, and behind you to stand up.

So the crowd's in a panic. Probably some people are still seated, some have dived (or fallen) to the floor, blocking aisle-way. But I'm sure many people are trying to escape. Now tell me, what can you see of the shooter, who is located towards the right side of the theater, beneath the screen? How much effort does it take to draw your firearm? How much space do you have to take aim? With people stumbling over each other in the narrow aisles between rows, occasionally being shot, how is it that you think you can get any shots off, let alone one that has a hope of hitting the assailant, instead of one of his targets? My guess: he was hoping someone in the audience was armed.

This guy was smart: he chose this target in particular. He booby-trapped his apartment, and set his radio to an alarm that would blare electronic dance music on repeat, rousing his neighbors and eventually prompting someone to try to enter the apartment to turn it off, burning the building (and perhaps those adjacent to it) to the ground.

What you advocate is an argument looking for a fact pattern to attach to. This was not it.
 
2012-07-26 07:27:28 PM

Ricardo Klement: PhiloeBedoe: Ricardo Klement: jbuist: Cyberluddite: Of course, their gun would've needed to be loaded with armor-piercing ammo, seeing as how Holmes was wearing full Kevlar body armor.

Yeah, about that... doesn't sound like he did.

Here's a HuffPo article saying that "...the shooter wore a ballistic helmet, gas mask, throat-protector, tactical vest and pants". If you scroll up you'll see comments from the guy that sold him the "tactical vest" -- and if you look at other comments online by that guy you'll find out that while it was $300ish it was NOT armor. Just a plain 'ole tac vest that you can strap stuff to.

Not only that, but wearing armor saves your life. It doesn't make you treat incoming bullets like rain.

Ask these guys about that (as far as small-arms fire goes)
[i64.photobucket.com image 320x240]

I would, but they're dead for some reason.


Yes, after the LAPD realized that their nine-millimeters and 12-guages weren't getting it done they used assault rifles. After those two had shot eleven armed police officers.
 
2012-07-26 07:29:48 PM
Dear people who think concealed carry laws would have stopped what happened in Colorado: let's get real here. If there was a trained police officer or combat soldier in the theater with a gun, they might have been able to do something. The average citizen with a firearm would have been screaming and ducking like everyone else. Guns do not make you bullet proof and they only make you brave when no one is shooting at you. Grow up, stop thinking weapon is a magic talisman protecting you from evil. It's a tool, and if you don't have the right training the person most likely to wind up being hurt is YOU. Also, I.T.G.TM Unless you have been fired upon and/or fired your weapon in a combat situation ...yeah, you would be on the floor with shiat in your pants just like everyone else in the theater.
 
2012-07-26 07:40:07 PM

Ennuipoet: The average citizen with a firearm would have been screaming and ducking like everyone else


He counted on his weapons in the mail.

He counted on the opening day.

He counted on the theater times.

...but he didn't count on one thing.....

SOME GUY WHO SPENT 3 HOURS IN A GUN CLASS!!!
 
NFA
2012-07-26 07:40:09 PM
"O'Reilly, who opposes major gun policy reform, said Tuesday that gun sellers should be required to report the sale of major assault weapons to the government."


Since Rupert Murdoch recently went anti-gun, O'Reilly's statment just proves he's the hack whore everyone thought he was.
 
2012-07-26 07:42:13 PM
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"I'd like to hear from Sideshow Mel."
 
2012-07-26 07:47:13 PM

Ennuipoet: Dear people who think concealed carry laws would have stopped what happened in Colorado: let's get real here. If there was a trained police officer or combat soldier in the theater with a gun, they might have been able to do something. The average citizen with a firearm would have been screaming and ducking like everyone else. Guns do not make you bullet proof and they only make you brave when no one is shooting at you. Grow up, stop thinking weapon is a magic talisman protecting you from evil. It's a tool, and if you don't have the right training the person most likely to wind up being hurt is YOU. Also, I.T.G.TM Unless you have been fired upon and/or fired your weapon in a combat situation ...yeah, you would be on the floor with shiat in your pants just like everyone else in the theater.


Dear People Who Think CCW Would Have Stopped What Happened in Colorado:

Colorado is a shall issue state.
 
2012-07-26 07:51:50 PM

PhiloeBedoe: Ricardo Klement: PhiloeBedoe: Ricardo Klement: jbuist: Cyberluddite: Of course, their gun would've needed to be loaded with armor-piercing ammo, seeing as how Holmes was wearing full Kevlar body armor.

Yeah, about that... doesn't sound like he did.

Here's a HuffPo article saying that "...the shooter wore a ballistic helmet, gas mask, throat-protector, tactical vest and pants". If you scroll up you'll see comments from the guy that sold him the "tactical vest" -- and if you look at other comments online by that guy you'll find out that while it was $300ish it was NOT armor. Just a plain 'ole tac vest that you can strap stuff to.

Not only that, but wearing armor saves your life. It doesn't make you treat incoming bullets like rain.

Ask these guys about that (as far as small-arms fire goes)
[i64.photobucket.com image 320x240]

I would, but they're dead for some reason.

Yes, after the LAPD realized that their nine-millimeters and 12-guages weren't getting it done they used assault rifles. After those two had shot eleven armed police officers.


A lot of their hits were from 9mm rounds.
 
2012-07-26 07:57:46 PM

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: Dear People Who Think CCW Would Have Stopped What Happened in Colorado:

Colorado is a shall issue state.


Colorado is also a state where posting no-carry signs makes it a crime to enter the building. And the movie theater was posted as such. So no law abiding CCW holder was going to be in there armed.
 
2012-07-26 08:03:40 PM

jbuist: Colorado is also a state where posting no-carry signs makes it a crime to enter the building.


Aww fark. That's what I get for not researching. Signs don't carry the force of law in Colorado -- it's only trespassing if they ask you to leave and you refuse.
 
2012-07-26 08:05:33 PM

jbuist: jbuist: Colorado is also a state where posting no-carry signs makes it a crime to enter the building.

Aww fark. That's what I get for not researching. Signs don't carry the force of law in Colorado -- it's only trespassing if they ask you to leave and you refuse.


In your defense, that's what lots of retards online are clinging to, and you might have picked something up from them. That's why you should always wash your hands after going on the internet.
 
2012-07-26 08:13:58 PM

TommyymmoT: Even if a trained cop had been sitting in the theater, it wouldn't have changed things, and a civilian with only cursory firearms would have been little more than an attractive target.


Police and military aren't just trained in how to aim a gun and shoot it. They're going to consider tactics and innocents. And I think most of them would have tried to keep them and others safe as opposed to firing blindly towards the gunshots.

Maybe if more people were armed some gun nut would have fired back, but I think if that had happened the police would still be trying to sort out which person shot who.
 
2012-07-26 08:18:04 PM

Ricardo Klement: So you're saying that dlp211 and hotigneous intruder are idiots but not prominent enough to qualify as liberal? Does that mean the idiot stuff right-wingers say on here isn't fair game for quoting either?


No, I just don't falsely equate them to the likes of the fartknocker who is the subject of this article.
 
2012-07-26 08:36:27 PM
Nuge is one of those guys who shiat his pants (literally) when his country asked him to serve and has spent the rest of his life being an ITG to cover the shame that he shiat his pants to get out of military service.
 
2012-07-26 08:37:23 PM
If somebody with a gun happened to be seated in the right place, they could have busted a cap in his ass.
 
2012-07-26 08:38:51 PM

kronicfeld: Ricardo Klement: So you're saying that dlp211 and hotigneous intruder are idiots but not prominent enough to qualify as liberal? Does that mean the idiot stuff right-wingers say on here isn't fair game for quoting either?

No, I just don't falsely equate them to the likes of the fartknocker who is the subject of this article.


It wasn't a stupid statement? So you agree with them?
 
2012-07-26 08:41:58 PM

Mugato: I don't even know what this guy did except "Cat Scratch Fever", in which case, WTF?


Stranglehold Rocks. Not a big nugent fan,,, but I love that farkin song.
 
2012-07-26 08:46:03 PM
Nobody trolls Fark like the Nuge.

Carry on suckers.
 
2012-07-26 08:46:04 PM

Ricardo Klement: PhiloeBedoe: Ricardo Klement: PhiloeBedoe: Ricardo Klement: jbuist: Cyberluddite: Of course, their gun would've needed to be loaded with armor-piercing ammo, seeing as how Holmes was wearing full Kevlar body armor.

Yeah, about that... doesn't sound like he did.

Here's a HuffPo article saying that "...the shooter wore a ballistic helmet, gas mask, throat-protector, tactical vest and pants". If you scroll up you'll see comments from the guy that sold him the "tactical vest" -- and if you look at other comments online by that guy you'll find out that while it was $300ish it was NOT armor. Just a plain 'ole tac vest that you can strap stuff to.

Not only that, but wearing armor saves your life. It doesn't make you treat incoming bullets like rain.

Ask these guys about that (as far as small-arms fire goes)
[i64.photobucket.com image 320x240]

I would, but they're dead for some reason.

Yes, after the LAPD realized that their nine-millimeters and 12-guages weren't getting it done they used assault rifles. After those two had shot eleven armed police officers.

A lot of their hits were from 9mm rounds.


So you're suggesting people walk around with 12 gauge shotguns?
 
2012-07-26 08:53:03 PM
i276.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-26 09:00:55 PM
So let me get this straight, this guy believes that in a crowded theater, filled with tear gas and people running for their lives that one brave citizen was going to be able to pull out their gun and kill/maim the shooter?

When did life become and 80's action movie?
 
2012-07-26 09:01:03 PM

Ricardo Klement: PhiloeBedoe: Ricardo Klement: jbuist: Cyberluddite: Of course, their gun would've needed to be loaded with armor-piercing ammo, seeing as how Holmes was wearing full Kevlar body armor.

Yeah, about that... doesn't sound like he did.

Here's a HuffPo article saying that "...the shooter wore a ballistic helmet, gas mask, throat-protector, tactical vest and pants". If you scroll up you'll see comments from the guy that sold him the "tactical vest" -- and if you look at other comments online by that guy you'll find out that while it was $300ish it was NOT armor. Just a plain 'ole tac vest that you can strap stuff to.

Not only that, but wearing armor saves your life. It doesn't make you treat incoming bullets like rain.

Ask these guys about that (as far as small-arms fire goes)
[i64.photobucket.com image 320x240]

I would, but they're dead for some reason.


One shot himself under the chin, putting a bullet in his brain. The other one had his lower legs riddled by cops at point blank range. They had rifles. But pistol and shotgun rounds had little effect on them
 
2012-07-26 09:01:14 PM
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"Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed."
 
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