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(The Lost Ogle)   Farkers: ever wonder what sound is made when you hit someone with an aluminum baseball bat? Well wonder no more   (thelostogle.com) divider line 183
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2012-07-26 04:11:44 PM
*ping* AAAARRGHH! *ping* AAAARRGHH!

Bwa-ha-ha-ha! I'm sorry, is it wrong to laugh?
 
2012-07-26 04:14:46 PM
Oh God, did I laugh.
 
2012-07-26 04:19:49 PM
That's classic.
 
2012-07-26 04:20:12 PM
Having worked at a Dollar Store, I can tell you that I would not get involved in an altercation over that shiat.

However, if someone else wants to...I will LOL at it all day long.
 
2012-07-26 04:24:19 PM
Goddamn, he must have been really whomping him to get that much sound.

*PING!* EYEERGH!!
 
2012-07-26 04:26:23 PM
I found that a lot funnier than I should have.

Nah, dude deserved it.
 
2012-07-26 04:29:28 PM

Nabb1: Nah, dude deserved it.


Dude is underpants-on-head stupid. Literally.
 
2012-07-26 04:30:21 PM
At the sound of the tone the time will be....made to call the police.

*PING!*
 
2012-07-26 04:32:40 PM
Son, you got a panty on your head.

*WHOMP* AAAARRGHH!
 
2012-07-26 04:35:59 PM
Things I love about that report:

1. The station doesn't know how to edit out annoying traffic noise from its B-reel footage when the reporter is talking.
2. The local cop saying the manager did the right thing. Now, if the manager had gotten shot, or the bat turned against him, I bet the cop would be saying "nothing is worth your life..."
3. *ping* AAAARRGHH!
 
2012-07-26 04:36:48 PM
Oh, and what the hell DVD titles are at a Dollar General that anyone would want?
 
2012-07-26 04:37:12 PM
Reminds me of the Masters.
 
2012-07-26 04:38:02 PM
I just watched it again and it was just as funny the second time.
 
2012-07-26 04:38:52 PM

Earguy: Things I love about that report:

1. The station doesn't know how to edit out annoying traffic noise from its B-reel footage when the reporter is talking.
2. The local cop saying the manager did the right thing. Now, if the manager had gotten shot, or the bat turned against him, I bet the cop would be saying "nothing is worth your life..."
3. *ping* AAAARRGHH!


Don't forget the thief had a pair of underwear on his head. "Raising Arizona" references FTW.
 
2012-07-26 04:41:39 PM

Earguy: Oh, and what the hell DVD titles are at a Dollar General that anyone would want?


Prolly.
 
2012-07-26 04:44:33 PM
Also:

Earguy: The local cop


Just a security guard. Read; functioning alcoholic with a shiatty job.
 
2012-07-26 04:47:04 PM
Oh man, it's even funnier the second time.
 
2012-07-26 04:47:41 PM

Calmamity: Earguy: The local cop

Just a security guard.



Hey... that poorly screenprinted badge means business!
 
2012-07-26 04:52:12 PM
Give me a ping, Vasili. One ping only, please.
i232.photobucket.com
I shaid one ping.
 
2012-07-26 06:36:45 PM
well, if the rent-a-cop says the manager did the right thing, then that settles it.
 
2012-07-26 06:37:00 PM
Can't...stop...laughing...
 
2012-07-26 06:39:34 PM

Krymson Tyde: Give me a ping, Vasili. One ping only, please.
[i232.photobucket.com image 300x137]
I shaid one ping.


Heh, came for this, nicely done.

/verify range to target
 
2012-07-26 06:40:47 PM
We had our words, a common spat
So I kissed him upside the cranium with an aluminum baseball bat

lepavotenrage.org
 
2012-07-26 07:12:03 PM
www.thelostogle.com
"It sounds like a Whooo Whooooo"
 
2012-07-26 07:12:32 PM
Average non-obese man with aluminum bat vs. pit bull. They see each other coming. Who wins?
 
2012-07-26 07:14:36 PM
Actually, I imagine the same sound as a D-Cylender Aluminum oxygen tank swung at a high rate of speed at the head of someone charging BronyMedic with a steak knife.

CLANG *thud*
 
2012-07-26 07:14:53 PM
What if he killed him? That would have been HILARIOUS!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
2012-07-26 07:15:35 PM
i got hit in the head with a baseball bat one....so I already knew what it sounded like
 
2012-07-26 07:16:42 PM
I was hit in the head by an aluminum bat once.

I remember the sound very well.
 
2012-07-26 07:16:48 PM
I did it like this, I did it like that
I did it with a 'luminum bat
So.......
 
2012-07-26 07:16:58 PM

Calmamity: Nabb1: Nah, dude deserved it.

Dude is underpants-on-head stupid. Literally.


Wibble!
 
2012-07-26 07:17:21 PM
An aluminum bat sounds too tinny. I much prefer the low earthy tones of a shovel to the noggin.
 
2012-07-26 07:19:39 PM

Krymson Tyde: Give me a ping, Vasili. One ping only, please.
[i232.photobucket.com image 300x137]
I shaid one ping.


Christ man, I was already laughing to till it hurt, then I saw that.......
 
2012-07-26 07:20:21 PM
Is the sound different if the recipient is a retard/cop/creationist?
 
2012-07-26 07:20:33 PM

The Southern Dandy: An aluminum bat sounds too tinny. I much prefer the low earthy tones of a shovel to the noggin.


Ah, yes! That's a nice, woody sound! Not tinny at all.

sanatas.com
 
2012-07-26 07:20:41 PM
I'm siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiingin' in the rain **THWACK!!*** Just siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiingin' in the rain ***THWACK!!!***** What a glooooooorious feeeeelin', I'm happy again!
 
2012-07-26 07:20:48 PM
wanted for questioning?

www.reverseshot.com
 
2012-07-26 07:21:06 PM
This is relevant to my interests.
 
2012-07-26 07:21:41 PM
God, now that was funny shiat. The only way it could have been better is if the robber started screaming like a old black woman in a high voice between swats. "Oh lawd...PING...help me jebus...PING...THUD. Too damn funny. Would have been great when the scumbag asked "I dont know what the hell is going on?" The store owner said "OH..really? Let me show you...PING!!"

/Good times.
 
2012-07-26 07:22:11 PM
I gots to know.
 
2012-07-26 07:22:28 PM

Ed Finnerty: Ah, yes! That's a nice, woody sound! Not tinny at all.


images.wikia.com
 
2012-07-26 07:22:59 PM
 
2012-07-26 07:23:55 PM
I prefer a wooden bat.

/old school
 
2012-07-26 07:24:24 PM
I laughed and laughed, now I feel bad. Not sure brain damage is appropriate over some DVDs, but they dude did sort of bring it upon himself.
 
2012-07-26 07:24:48 PM

The Southern Dandy: An aluminum bat sounds too tinny. I much prefer the low earthy tones of a shovel to the noggin.


www.celluloidheroreviews.com

It goes "Send telegram to main office. Tell them I said ...OW!
 
2012-07-26 07:25:11 PM
Ah, I see you have the device that goes *ping*.
 
2012-07-26 07:25:49 PM
He was lucky he didn't get shot in OKC.
/A brick to the face is much more fun than a bat
 
2012-07-26 07:25:50 PM
Yep, it sound just like I had always imagined.

Laughed a little too loud on the first 'PING' and almost woke everybody up from the house.

/Ping!
 
2012-07-26 07:25:57 PM
now you know what that sound was in the background of Prodigy's 'Smack My biatch Up'
 
2012-07-26 07:26:10 PM
he was repeatedly struck upside the cranium with an aluminum baseball bat

Someone is a Primus fan.
 
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