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(CTV News)   I have the weirdest boner right now your Honour   (ctvnews.ca) divider line 62
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2012-07-26 07:16:12 PM  
She's going to be disrobed for being disrobed.
 
2012-07-26 07:36:23 PM  
Your honour, may I... Approach the bench?
 
2012-07-26 07:36:30 PM  
Ahem, I believe you mean boneur.
 
2012-07-26 07:36:38 PM  
This threat is okay without pics.
 
2012-07-26 07:37:56 PM  
Man, it oba.
 
2012-07-26 07:39:17 PM  
speaking of weird boners...

therecshow.com
 
2012-07-26 07:40:12 PM  
Objection! farking boring.

Waiting on a ruling over here, your Honor.
 
2012-07-26 07:40:42 PM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: Your honour, may I... Approach the bench?


Yes cum up here!
 
2012-07-26 07:41:09 PM  
Hold up, Y'alls. I got this...

img528.imageshack.us
 
2012-07-26 07:42:09 PM  
Now everyone calls her Judge Butterface.
 
2012-07-26 07:42:25 PM  
Inquiry will be halted because nobody wants to see more naked pics of said judge.
 
2012-07-26 07:42:49 PM  
i291.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-26 07:43:50 PM  

mr_fulano: Inquiry will be halted because nobody wants to see more naked pics of said judge.


Meh, that's a Manitoba 8. Get drunk enough and she's a Saskatchewan 4, take some viagra and you can get the job done. Also a good way to get out of a speeding ticket.
 
2012-07-26 07:48:16 PM  
I don't care what it looks like, if it's nude on the internet I want to see it.

Links, please.
 
2012-07-26 07:49:23 PM  
whether the very existence of the photos disqualifies her from continuing as a judge

Why would it?


some of which were taken with a Polaroid instant camera that shoots pictures out immediately

I'm sure glad they explained how Polaroids work.

/still have some of a couple exes
//no, you can't see them
 
2012-07-26 07:49:31 PM  
I take off my robe and judge's sash.
 
2012-07-26 07:49:53 PM  
I'm confused and disrobed. Wait. that's backwards.
 
2012-07-26 07:52:19 PM  
media.tumblr.com
 
2012-07-26 07:54:55 PM  
"In 2003, when Douglas and King were family law lawyers at the same firm, King uploaded sexually explicit photos of Douglas to a website dedicated to interracial sex.

She got herself some BBC.
 
2012-07-26 07:56:02 PM  
I feel safe in suggesting, on behalf of all Canadians outside of Alberta (and fully half of them), nobody gives a flying fark what she does on her own time, or what she posts on porn sites. We similarly don't care if two men enter.

From TFA: Chapman complained to the law firm and King settled the matter within weeks by paying Chapman $25,000 to return all the photos and to never discuss the matter. Chapman broke that deal in 2010 and complained to the judicial council, insisting Douglas was part of the sexual harassment.

As for Chapman, he broke the deal and should face the wheel.

/ If Mooster ran Bartertown...
 
2012-07-26 07:56:06 PM  

Blowmonkey: I don't care what it looks like, if it's nude on the internet I want to see it.

Links, please.


I must echo this sentiment.
It's there so I must see it.
 
2012-07-26 07:56:52 PM  
BBC fo' tha win!
 
2012-07-26 07:59:08 PM  
So, how do you upload or email Polaroid photos?
 
2012-07-26 08:01:18 PM  

God-is-a-Taco: Blowmonkey: I don't care what it looks like, if it's nude on the internet I want to see it.

Links, please.

I must echo this sentiment.
It's there so I must see it.


I searched, really hard to find via mobile
 
2012-07-26 08:02:31 PM  

Benjimin_Dover: So, how do you upload or email Polaroid photos?


They got this device.

www.document-scanner-reviews.com

I hear its filled with elves and magic markers.
 
2012-07-26 08:07:40 PM  

p the boiler: God-is-a-Taco: Blowmonkey: I don't care what it looks like, if it's nude on the internet I want to see it.

Links, please.

I must echo this sentiment.
It's there so I must see it.

I searched, really hard to find via mobile


I started looking, but I always end up sidetracked when doing that and end up having to clear my cache a little while later. Found a couple... she was kind of a looker back then.
 
2012-07-26 08:10:20 PM  

ElLoco: "In 2003, when Douglas and King were family law lawyers at the same firm, King uploaded sexually explicit photos of Douglas to a website dedicated to interracial sex.

She got herself some BBC.



Apparently, the husband had a fantasy of threesome based on this story I found while looking for the nudes: Link

King said Tuesday he doesn't have an answer for why he posted about 30 photos of Douglas in two online galleries. He called his actions "stupid," "grotesque," and "selfish."

Posting nude photos was "an absolutely bizarre sexual fantasy of mine," he testified.
"I had a fantasy about a threesome of an interracial nature," King said.


He seems more interested than she does. He seems like one of those always-confusing specimens into that "interracial cuckolding" stuff.
 
2012-07-26 08:12:33 PM  

Blowmonkey: I don't care what it looks like, if it's nude on the internet I want to see it.

Links, please.


Careful, you might get PIE.
 
2012-07-26 08:14:22 PM  

LDM90: Ahem, I believe you mean boneur.


Came for this, leaving very deeply satisfied.
 
2012-07-26 08:21:15 PM  
Objection! Defendant is NOT centerfold material!
 
2012-07-26 08:25:51 PM  
This story has been dominating CBC Manitoba's news coverage the past few weeks, yet I couldn't imagine anything more inconsequential.

Fun Fact: she was my Dad's divorce lawyer.
 
2012-07-26 08:26:18 PM  
"Objection, sustained!"

blogs.villagevoice.com
 
2012-07-26 08:26:53 PM  
God-is-a-Taco

He seems more interested than she does. He seems like one of those always-confusing specimens into that "interracial cuckolding" stuff.

Yes, that is, indeed, the case. The old dude is a boner-fide cuckold cookie interracial freak!
 
2012-07-26 08:28:53 PM  
omg-celebrity.com

Wait, is this a spider boner thread?
 
2012-07-26 08:29:17 PM  
I'm talking to my Chiropractor's receptionist tonight, and we get ot talking about Googling you own name.
Mine's interesting enough, and her's brings up a playboy centerfold, she says, "circa 1980."
I'm like "whadda mean 'circa'? don't you mean Miss June, 1980"?
Talk about a blush.
 
2012-07-26 08:35:28 PM  
jack king.
 
2012-07-26 08:35:53 PM  
Well, I'd do her... but she has to let me wear the robe... and she has to spank me on the ass w/ that little hammer thing.... wait... do they have those in Canada?
 
2012-07-26 08:37:28 PM  

vudukungfu: I'm talking to my Chiropractor's receptionist tonight, and we get ot talking about Googling you own name.
Mine's interesting enough, and her's brings up a playboy centerfold, she says, "circa 1980."
I'm like "whadda mean 'circa'? don't you mean Miss June, 1980"?
Talk about a blush.


Ola Ray's a chiropractor's secretary now?

img.ibtimes.com
 
2012-07-26 08:45:58 PM  
The photos in question SHOULD be out there....
There was at least one blog that posted them, and then took them down.

C'mon, Fark -- help me out here!
 
2012-07-26 08:48:31 PM  
30 something posts and no links? Fark, I am disappoint.
 
2012-07-26 08:49:38 PM  
When the judge is a hottie and you can't control your body...

img827.imageshack.us
 
2012-07-26 08:49:52 PM  

eggrolls: Ola Ray's a chiropractor's secretary now?


And a blonde.
Who knew?
 
2012-07-26 08:59:42 PM  
Pix of her Winipegging?
 
2012-07-26 09:20:16 PM  

MooseUpNorth: I feel safe in suggesting, on behalf of all Canadians outside of Alberta (and fully half of them), nobody gives a flying fark what she does on her own time, or what she posts on porn sites. We similarly don't care if two men enter.


And one man leaves?

/ If Mooster ran Bartertown...

Oh...I see what you did there.
 
2012-07-26 09:21:39 PM  
I should have said unethical in place of immoral above. What goes against an individual's morals has nothing to do with public employment.
 
2012-07-26 09:24:40 PM  
Regina
 
2012-07-26 09:47:58 PM  
1) White people's problems.

2) No wonder my exes wouldn't let me take noodie pitchers of 'em: I always get the smart ones.

3) Speaking of which, there ought to be a law against giving any position of authority to anybody who'd ever wear, and/or photograph his/her spouse wearing, "bondage gear."

No wonder my most recent ex, who in 9 years never even let me take a photo of her in a bikini or lingerie, said I overestimate the intelligence of lawyers. She must be one of the few smart ones.
 
2012-07-26 09:51:08 PM  

God-is-a-Taco: Blowmonkey: I don't care what it looks like, if it's nude on the internet I want to see it.

Links, please.

I must echo this sentiment.
It's there so I must see it.


I know I've seen worse than whatecer she has to offer. Bring it on in case I ever go to trial in Manitoba.

Brimg it up during hearing, she gets pissed I ask for mistrial over judicial bias.
 
2012-07-26 10:04:57 PM  
BFD get on with it.
 
2012-07-26 10:08:09 PM  
"withering, rapid-fire, aggressive cross-examination."

Pretty much sums up my sex life...
 
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