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(Yahoo)   Man refuses to leave jail after his sentence is up, so cops arrest him for trespassing and put him right back in   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 53
    More: Asinine, room and board, convictions, jail, Rockingham County, Rodney Dwayne Valentine  
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2012-07-26 04:31:43 PM
Which is how he wants it. Well, he gets it!
 
2012-07-26 04:33:17 PM
What'd they charge him with? Failure to disappear?
 
2012-07-26 04:40:22 PM
Get busy livin' or get busy dyin'.
 
2012-07-26 04:58:28 PM
Couldnt they have just frog-marched him outside and tossed him into the gutter??
 
2012-07-26 04:59:45 PM

namatad: Couldnt they have just frog-marched him outside and tossed him into the gutter??


Which is why he probably wanted to stay in. Knew he had no place to go and no money. His "freedom" would be to sleep in an alley.
 
2012-07-26 05:27:21 PM

Calmamity: Which is how he wants it. Well, he gets it!


Eggs on the menu tomorrow!
 
2012-07-26 05:31:51 PM

GAT_00: namatad: Couldnt they have just frog-marched him outside and tossed him into the gutter??

Which is why he probably wanted to stay in. Knew he had no place to go and no money. His "freedom" would be to sleep in an alley.


Valentine, 37, reportedly refused to leave the jail site, after authorities declined his request for a ride to a local motel. He had been in prison since May 22 on a charge of damage to personal property.


The guy just didn't want to walk the whole way.
 
2012-07-26 06:20:03 PM
Funny. People push for laws targeting minorities, then they get upset when inmates stay in jail too long.

Boing!
 
2012-07-26 06:21:20 PM

doglover: GAT_00: namatad: Couldnt they have just frog-marched him outside and tossed him into the gutter??

Which is why he probably wanted to stay in. Knew he had no place to go and no money. His "freedom" would be to sleep in an alley.

Valentine, 37, reportedly refused to leave the jail site, after authorities declined his request for a ride to a local motel. He had been in prison since May 22 on a charge of damage to personal property.


The guy just didn't want to walk the whole way.


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JUST WALK THE WHOLE WAY
 
2012-07-26 06:26:05 PM
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2012-07-26 07:33:39 PM
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2012-07-26 07:35:51 PM
Three hots and a cot, free sex, some drugs. Why leave?
 
2012-07-26 07:37:29 PM

bojon: Three hots and a cot, free sex, some drugs. Why leave?


and all my friends are here!
 
2012-07-26 07:37:43 PM

namatad: Couldnt they have just frog-marched him outside and tossed him into the gutter??


I don't know what frog marching exactly is, but somehow the phrase is making me laugh, care to explain? Is it like the bum's rush?
 
2012-07-26 07:38:59 PM
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2012-07-26 07:39:24 PM
Those cops sure showed him...!
 
2012-07-26 07:40:56 PM
Lets see... highs of 99F, 50% humidity. Not that bad really. But I bet the jail AC is still pretty good in comparison. And he gets fed three times a day.
 
2012-07-26 07:44:07 PM

MagSeven: namatad: Couldnt they have just frog-marched him outside and tossed him into the gutter??

I don't know what frog marching exactly is, but somehow the phrase is making me laugh, care to explain? Is it like the bum's rush?


It's where two (large) guards grab one arm each and just push where they want you to go. Use GIS for an example. It's a pretty standard term.
 
2012-07-26 07:48:56 PM
Mission accomplished?
 
2012-07-26 07:50:53 PM
Officers reportedly suggested that Valentine simply take a cab to the hotel...

And he should stop off to pick up some cake along the way. Not everyone can "simply" afford to take a cab. I could see "take the bus" if there's a bus stop nearby but it's pretty elitist to think a cab is a reasonable solution for someone who's just been released from prisonjail.

I still don't understand why he wasn't just frog-marched to the gutter as suggested. Seems like both sides were competing to see who could be the biggest dick.
 
2012-07-26 07:53:16 PM
I don't like jail, they got the wrong kind of bars in there.

-Bukowski
 
2012-07-26 08:01:54 PM

jtown: Officers reportedly suggested that Valentine simply take a cab to the hotel...

And he should stop off to pick up some cake along the way. Not everyone can "simply" afford to take a cab. I could see "take the bus" if there's a bus stop nearby but it's pretty elitist to think a cab is a reasonable solution for someone who's just been released from prisonjail.

I still don't understand why he wasn't just frog-marched to the gutter as suggested. Seems like both sides were competing to see who could be the biggest dick.


I wouldn't want to pick some stranger up from prison in a cab.
 
2012-07-26 08:07:41 PM

jtown: Officers reportedly suggested that Valentine simply take a cab to the hotel...

And he should stop off to pick up some cake along the way. Not everyone can "simply" afford to take a cab. I could see "take the bus" if there's a bus stop nearby but it's pretty elitist to think a cab is a reasonable solution for someone who's just been released from prisonjail.

I still don't understand why he wasn't just frog-marched to the gutter as suggested. Seems like both sides were competing to see who could be the biggest dick.


I was going to post pretty much this.
 
2012-07-26 08:08:43 PM

jtown:
I still don't understand why he wasn't just frog-marched to the gutter as suggested. Seems like both sides were competing to see who could be the biggest dick.


Well he is black, so probably...

Oh, sorry, I read your last sentence wrong.
 
2012-07-26 08:09:28 PM
Maybe there was a hockey final.

/not obscure
 
2012-07-26 08:14:15 PM
sure, why would he want to leave?

Free healthcare, free tv, free gym, free meals, free bed, free low down sex...
 
2012-07-26 08:19:31 PM

wildcardjack: Lets see... highs of 99F, 50% humidity. Not that bad really. But I bet the jail AC is still pretty good in comparison. And he gets fed three times a day.


Couldn't pull the article up on my phone, but only county had A/C here in Texas. State and Prison didn't. Summer in a dorm with 20 something people sucked. I was in county when Hurricane Rita hit. Knocked out the power and the generators for a few days. People were taking the trash cans, filling them in the shower and dunking themselves in it. It was hell.

/ likely story, inmate
// there were lots of people that thought being locked up was just dandy.
/// so glad I got myself sorted out.
 
2012-07-26 08:26:33 PM
At least he didn't go out and murder someone to be sent back...
 
2012-07-26 08:32:47 PM
Everybody got what was wanted.

Other than the state taxpayer, that is.

Then again, would any local allow an eviction from the nearest prison?
 
2012-07-26 08:45:55 PM

jtown: Officers reportedly suggested that Valentine simply take a cab to the hotel...

And he should stop off to pick up some cake along the way. Not everyone can "simply" afford to take a cab. I could see "take the bus" if there's a bus stop nearby but it's pretty elitist to think a cab is a reasonable solution for someone who's just been released from prisonjail.

I still don't understand why he wasn't just frog-marched to the gutter as suggested. Seems like both sides were competing to see who could be the biggest dick.


Yeah, I can just imagine the conversation:

Prisoner: "I ain't leaving!"
Cops: "OK, then we'll make you stay right here!"
Prisoner: "Uh....okay?..."
 
2012-07-26 08:49:20 PM
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2012-07-26 08:49:50 PM
Any other action, such as paying his cab fare or even giving him a ride, would cost less money than the course of action the police chose to take.
 
2012-07-26 08:51:01 PM
They could have done the guy a favour, a gesture of good will from the community that is paid to protect and serve. Give the guy a ride, would it have been that hard? Then later when he's at the motel, all bets are off and it's on his head if he makes it or not and winds back up in jail. Geez, it's not hard to figure out.

Nope, gotta be dicks all the time and push your power on others.
 
2012-07-26 08:54:56 PM
FTA: Officers reportedly suggested that Valentine simply take a cab to the hotel, but he allegedly refused.


He had a better option, that's why.

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2012-07-26 08:56:39 PM

Calmamity: Which is how he wants it. Well, he gets it!


Why the asinine tag?

GAT_00: namatad: Couldnt they have just frog-marched him outside and tossed him into the gutter??

Which is why he probably wanted to stay in. Knew he had no place to go and no money. His "freedom" would be to sleep in an alley.


Agreed. Inmates don't get enough money when they are released.
 
2012-07-26 09:13:40 PM

PhiloeBedoe: i1079.photobucket.com

JUST WALK THE WHOLE WAY


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2012-07-26 09:16:33 PM
"Brooks was here"
 
2012-07-26 09:39:28 PM

Calmamity: Which is how he wants it. Well, he gets it!


Some men you just can't reach.
 
2012-07-26 09:40:02 PM

Nem Wan: Any other action, such as paying his cab fare or even giving him a ride, would cost less money than the course of action the police chose to take.


"He won't leave? Haw haw haw! We'll show him, we'll MAKE him stay here!"

I'm just still not getting what "keeping him in jail" is supposed to achieve.
 
2012-07-26 10:02:09 PM

GAT_00: namatad: Couldnt they have just frog-marched him outside and tossed him into the gutter??

Which is why he probably wanted to stay in. Knew he had no place to go and no money. His "freedom" would be to sleep in an alley.


((Someone too lazy to read)+(Someone too lazy to walk))/0=?
 
2012-07-26 10:02:44 PM

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Came here for this, leaving not disappointed.

/the man was institutionalized.
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2012-07-26 10:06:13 PM

Gyrfalcon: Nem Wan: Any other action, such as paying his cab fare or even giving him a ride, would cost less money than the course of action the police chose to take.

"He won't leave? Haw haw haw! We'll show him, we'll MAKE him stay here!"

I'm just still not getting what "keeping him in jail" is supposed to achieve.


Don't you see? If they don't maintain zero tolerance on this behavior, then other people will refuse to leave jail as well.
 
2012-07-26 10:31:17 PM
Does this make trespassing legal, then?
 
2012-07-26 10:55:18 PM

Tyranicle: Does this make trespassing legal, then?


It's hard to tell. They may have come perilously close to dividing by zero on this one.
 
2012-07-26 11:11:33 PM

MagSeven: namatad: Couldnt they have just frog-marched him outside and tossed him into the gutter??

I don't know what frog marching exactly is, but somehow the phrase is making me laugh, care to explain? Is it like the bum's rush?


frogmarch [ˈfrɒgˌmɑːtʃ]
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1. a method of carrying a resisting person in which each limb is held by one person and the victim is carried horizontally and face downwards
2. any method of making a resisting person move forward against his will
 
2012-07-26 11:13:15 PM
Everybody wins?
 
2012-07-26 11:13:28 PM
The ultimate welfare system is your prison system.
 
2012-07-27 12:32:06 AM

I Browse: FTA: Officers reportedly suggested that Valentine simply take a cab to the hotel, but he allegedly refused.


He had a better option, that's why.

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Damn you beat me to it!
 
2012-07-27 12:40:38 AM
Bastards! I bet they wouldn't give him a light either.
 
2012-07-27 12:44:38 AM

pippi longstocking: The ultimate welfare system is your prison system.


Too bad about the forced buttsex.
 
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