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(The Blemish)   Confusing Viagra for Ambien, Jeremy Renner sported a raging erection during a flight from London to LA   (theblemish.com) divider line 49
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2012-07-26 04:10:34 PM  
Ha, ha!

Celebrity boners = Hilarious.
 
2012-07-26 04:20:37 PM  

MaxxLarge: Ha, ha!

Celebrity boners = Hilarious.


Agreed.

assets.flavorwire.com
 
2012-07-26 04:28:38 PM  
Bullseye.
 
2012-07-26 04:37:05 PM  
Probably saw some dude's butt.
 
2012-07-26 04:40:19 PM  
The Boner Legacy
 
2012-07-26 04:42:08 PM  

Poopy MacPoop: Probably saw some dude's butt.


Heh, probably true. Viagra really doesn't cause an erection until the pill wears off like most think. It just allows it to happen if it was impossible or difficult prior.
 
2012-07-26 04:45:25 PM  
FTFA: "Renner recalled. "I realized very quickly that the 'A' was actually a little 'V' on the pill. Not only did I not sleep the entire flight, but there was. . . 'camping' . . . happening!""

fc08.deviantart.net
 
2012-07-26 04:54:30 PM  
An amusing tale but Viagras do not have a V on them.
 
2012-07-26 04:57:32 PM  
Big deal. Who doesn't get stiff on long flights.
 
2012-07-26 05:02:12 PM  
img826.imageshack.us
 
2012-07-26 05:03:20 PM  

Poopy MacPoop: Probably saw some dude's butt.


True or jealous?
 
2012-07-26 05:04:20 PM  
blogs.sfweekly.com
 
2012-07-26 05:06:48 PM  
isn't taking someone else medication a felony?
 
2012-07-26 05:11:35 PM  
"A friend" gave it to him.
Yeah, sure.
 
2012-07-26 05:13:00 PM  

Theaetetus: [blogs.sfweekly.com image 332x281]


www.comicbooktidbits.com

/This is now a Batman thread.
 
2012-07-26 05:28:23 PM  
I'm sure that Viagra was prescribed to him by a licensed physician.
He looks like he needs it, too. Young, healthy.
 
2012-07-26 05:28:29 PM  

Expolaris: Gunderson: Theaetetus: [blogs.sfweekly.com image 332x281]

[www.comicbooktidbits.com image 316x266]

/This is now a Batman thread.

This is now a man ass thread.


Continue soaping naked...Awwww come on! Continue!
 
2012-07-26 05:29:46 PM  
That article was useless without pics of said raging boner. I don't find Jeremy Renner particularly attractive, but hey, a boner's a boner.
 
2012-07-26 05:33:24 PM  

Bathysphere: That article was useless without pics of said raging boner. I don't find Jeremy Renner particularly attractive, but hey, a boner's a boner.


/Checks P for EI.
 
2012-07-26 05:36:27 PM  
Please tell me Kimmel responded with, "Cool story, bro."
 
2012-07-26 05:44:10 PM  
Viagra does not work like that, and has no "V" (as was pointed out).

I call shenanigans.
 
2012-07-26 06:00:37 PM  

museamused: Please tell me Kimmel responded with, "Cool story, bro."


People who say "Cool story, bro" should be maimed.

/wait, is that what you were going for?
 
2012-07-26 06:01:14 PM  
Isn't it illegal to posses drugs that aren't prescribed to you? Did he just confess to a felony??
 
2012-07-26 06:05:12 PM  
Fake story?
 
2012-07-26 06:07:50 PM  
Would have been way better if it was Ron Jeremy
 
2012-07-26 06:11:23 PM  
Sploosh
 
2012-07-26 06:13:13 PM  
So a minor celebrity shares a mildly amusing, possibly true, anecdote on a third rate late night talk show. A website publishes an article that basically repeats the anecdote. A news aggregate site links to the article and anonymous commentators on the news aggregate site then express their opinions on the article.

And then I take time to biatch about the relative unimportance in the comments on the news aggregate site that links to the web article that discusses the anecdote shared by the minor celebrity on the relatively unpopular late night talk show.
 
2012-07-26 06:17:49 PM  

Jdude: Viagra does not work like that, and has no "V" (as was pointed out).

I call shenanigans.


I'd vote for that. He's never in the press. This put him there and could thus score him a new job. The man's an A/W. Case closed.
 
2012-07-26 06:31:26 PM  
LOL at all the people who know from first hand experience that Viagra doesn't have a V on it. HAHA YOU CAN'T GET A BONER!!!!
 
2012-07-26 06:35:07 PM  

BigLuca: So a minor celebrity shares a mildly amusing, possibly true, anecdote on a third rate late night talk show. A website publishes an article that basically repeats the anecdote. A news aggregate site links to the article and anonymous commentators on the news aggregate site then express their opinions on the article.

And then I take time to biatch about the relative unimportance in the comments on the news aggregate site that links to the web article that discusses the anecdote shared by the minor celebrity on the relatively unpopular late night talk show.


My gawd.
Are you a WIZARD?
It's like you can, like, describe stuff and stuff.
 
2012-07-26 06:53:31 PM  
Sir, may I assist you with that?

Please?
 
2012-07-26 07:04:27 PM  
www.redshirt.co.uk
 
2012-07-26 07:15:27 PM  
twilight.ponychan.net
 
2012-07-26 07:29:00 PM  

LDM90: LOL at all the people who know from first hand experience that Viagra doesn't have a V on it. HAHA YOU CAN'T GET A BONER!!!!


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-07-26 07:34:56 PM  
I've never taken it, so I can't comment on the effects or the presence of a 'V', but my first reaction was "a friend", uh-huh, "accident" yeah, right.

Closely followed by "Dude, that story would have been a lot less creepy without the second part. Just stop."

/can you tell he's got a new film coming out?
/I'd do him, but I'd have to bag him first
 
2012-07-26 07:45:02 PM  

milowitz:


Am I the only one that reads all Joker text as Mark Hamill?
 
2012-07-26 07:48:46 PM  
Jeremy Renner with a wasted hardon is a damn tragedy. That man is the epitome of fine.
 
2012-07-26 08:15:06 PM  

BorgiaGinz: Jeremy Renner with a wasted hardon is a damn tragedy. That man is the epitome of fine.


Tom Cruise? Is that you?
 
2012-07-26 08:34:39 PM  
Considering he did Avengers with Sam Jackson. "I'm tired of these motherfarking erections on this motherfarking plane" seems appropriate.

Funnier people than I can handle the archery and Matt Damon jokes.
 
2012-07-26 09:33:21 PM  
C*ckeye.
 
2012-07-26 09:52:07 PM  

BorgiaGinz: Jeremy Renner with a wasted hardon is a damn tragedy. That man is the epitome of fine.


Indeed. Not everyone's cup of tea, apparently, but holy hell, I'll take mine with two lumps.
 
2012-07-27 12:49:29 AM  
 
2012-07-27 12:51:24 AM  
He has pretty eyes.
 
2012-07-27 02:40:47 AM  

Ed Finnerty: MaxxLarge: Ha, ha!

Celebrity boners = Hilarious.

Agreed.

[assets.flavorwire.com image 500x349]


That is the most homosexual picture I have seen in some time.
 
2012-07-27 09:04:57 AM  
Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfarking erections on this motherfarking plane!
 
2012-07-27 09:55:29 AM  
Pics or it didn't happen. Video might be better...in HD.
 
2012-07-27 11:50:46 AM  

Duck_of_Doom: LDM90: LOL at all the people who know from first hand experience that Viagra doesn't have a V on it. HAHA YOU CAN'T GET A BONER!!!!

[25.media.tumblr.com image 600x800]


Wrong, much like the old BASF ads, Viagra/Cialis/Levitra doesn't make the erection, it makes it better.
 
2012-07-27 11:51:05 AM  

McManus_brothers: BorgiaGinz: Jeremy Renner with a wasted hardon is a damn tragedy. That man is the epitome of fine.

Tom Cruise? Is that you?


Hey now! If Jeremy Renner can get Tom Cruise to leave Scientology, it would be a win for us all.
 
2012-07-27 08:39:09 PM  

Braindeath: McManus_brothers: BorgiaGinz: Jeremy Renner with a wasted hardon is a damn tragedy. That man is the epitome of fine.

Tom Cruise? Is that you?

Hey now! If Jeremy Renner can get Tom Cruise to leave Scientology, it would be a win for us all.


Renner IS a Scientologist. Allegedly, Katie Holmes walked in on Renner and Cruise, in flagrante, and that was one reason she split with the kid.
 
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