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(The Atlantic Wire)   Kim Jong-Un has actually been married for three years, but no one bothered to tell him   (theatlanticwire.com) divider line 63
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2012-07-26 01:04:18 PM  
Can he eat her?
 
2012-07-26 01:04:41 PM  
The Best Korean version of Lady MacBeth I'm sure.
 
2012-07-26 01:07:03 PM  
If he thinks he can scam 3 anniversary gifts out of me at once he can he's got another thing coming.
 
2012-07-26 01:09:49 PM  
So he's not so ronery?
 
2012-07-26 01:10:23 PM  
Maybe he got "retroactively married"?
 
2012-07-26 01:10:54 PM  
He invented marriage 1,748 years ago.
 
2012-07-26 01:15:34 PM  
Those is charge of such things are still waiting on bureaucratic red tape to clear on "birds and bees" discussion.
 
2012-07-26 01:15:38 PM  
...she is a graduate of (where else?) Kim Il-sung University where she also took a six-month course on the "duties of a first lady."

The curriculum included 70 courses: Posing for photo ops, and 69.
 
2012-07-26 01:19:24 PM  
North Korea! An armed prison of a nation, tightly controlled by the iron fist of a brutal absolute dictatorship. The internet is unknown. The populace is brainwashed. No information leaks out from behind this iron curtain... except celebrity gossip.
 
2012-07-26 01:20:13 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: Maybe he got "retroactively married"?


*snirk*
 
2012-07-26 01:21:55 PM  
So he's not so ronery? Someone get me Hans Brix!
 
2012-07-26 01:22:05 PM  
www.squidmobile.com

Married? MARRIED? I told you assholes, never let me drink tequila!
 
2012-07-26 01:22:18 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: Maybe he got "retroactively married"?


It's the Baptists, not the Mormons, that have the stranglehold on Korea.
 
2012-07-26 01:28:41 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: Maybe he got "retroactively married"?


www.sdakotabirds.com

clearly the guy has what it takes to lead!
 
2012-07-26 01:30:10 PM  
cdn.theatlanticwire.com

And not once, does the article mention anything about where those rides and waterslides are. I am guessing not Best Korea.
 
2012-07-26 01:30:55 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: Maybe he got "retroactively married"?


WIN.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-07-26 01:31:10 PM  
It took some time to round up all the previous riders of his excellent horse-like lady. It wouldn't do for people to find that she's called that because anyone could mount her.
 
2012-07-26 01:31:36 PM  

HenryFnord: If he thinks he can scam 3 anniversary gifts out of me at once he can he's got another thing coming.


Heh.
 
2012-07-26 01:39:00 PM  

vpb: It took some time to round up all the previous riders of his excellent horse-like lady. It wouldn't do for people to find that she's called that because anyone could mount her.




I like to imagine that posing with spools of thread and receiving commendation for how many bolts of cloth you've made is the Best Korea version of bling and bragging.

And, according to the lyrics, she's a virgin. I need a cold shower.
 
2012-07-26 01:39:51 PM  
Music video of excellent horse-like lady

Ugh, should've previewed before post...
 
2012-07-26 01:40:36 PM  

MythDragon: [cdn.theatlanticwire.com image 615x384]

And not once, does the article mention anything about where those rides and waterslides are. I am guessing not Best Korea.


North Korea has a handful of amusement parks, one at least fairly new and up-to-date.

South Korea, on the other hand, has one of the busiest amusement parks in the world.
 
2012-07-26 01:41:13 PM  
Maybe he wanted more wedding cake?
 
2012-07-26 01:43:54 PM  
I'm sure his wife didn't try to press the point.
 
2012-07-26 01:45:30 PM  
As I stated yesterday, good on him. She's cute, and if her parents are indication, she actually uses the meat in her head.
 
2012-07-26 01:45:30 PM  

MightyPez: Can he eat her?


That's why people didn't realize he was married. Everyone thought she was being saved as a snack.
 
2012-07-26 01:46:28 PM  
Maybe in N. Korea, you can't talk about being married until your pubic hair grows in, so he had to wait.
 
2012-07-26 01:53:02 PM  
www.hiphoprx.com

What the fark man? Your sister was available, she even had the dress ready.
 
2012-07-26 01:54:53 PM  
I wonder who got his dad's porn stash in the will. I hear it was the largest in all of Asia. I know we joke about Best Korea, but apparently this really is a situation where Best Korea's Dear Leader had the Best Porn Stash.
 
2012-07-26 02:05:03 PM  
Isn't this the same woman that was reportedly married to another guy and had a child prior to Kim's involvement? I also remember hearing that the other husband and the kid had "gone missing."
 
2012-07-26 02:08:09 PM  

MythDragon: [cdn.theatlanticwire.com image 615x384]

And not once, does the article mention anything about where those rides and waterslides are. I am guessing not Best Korea.


From The Guardian: "After news of his marriage to Ri Sol-ju emerged this week, the North Korean supreme leader made the relationship public by taking her on a tour of the Rungna People's Pleasure Ground, a new amusement park in the capital, Pyongyang"
 
2012-07-26 02:17:36 PM  
They've also had sex twice, but she didn't notice.

/zing!
 
2012-07-26 02:26:43 PM  
Pudgy lil' squirt, ain't he?
 
2012-07-26 02:27:14 PM  
Was this one of those post-humous marriages like the Mormans do with baptisms?

/post hummus marriages should be outlawed, too
 
2012-07-26 02:35:17 PM  

notmyjab: Was this one of those post-humous marriages like the Mormans do with baptisms?

/post hummus marriages should be outlawed, too


leave magic skivees alone
 
2012-07-26 02:43:20 PM  
This was not Un known?
 
2012-07-26 02:44:04 PM  

MythDragon: [cdn.theatlanticwire.com image 615x384]

And not once, does the article mention anything about where those rides and waterslides are. I am guessing not Best Korea.


No, that's the Best Korean Beloved Leader Emergency Ejection Apparatus, to launch them the fark out of Pyongyang in the event that the rest of the world tires of their shiat and invades.
 
2012-07-26 02:46:36 PM  

Irving Maimway: I wonder who got his dad's porn stash in the will. I hear it was the largest in all of Asia. I know we joke about Best Korea, but apparently this really is a situation where Best Korea's Dear Leader had the Best Porn Stash.


In Best Korea, it is indeed good to be Dear Leader.
 
2012-07-26 02:49:50 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com

You can be married to a woman and not know her name. But married to a woman an not know it? Come On!
 
2012-07-26 02:53:38 PM  

SN1987a goes boom: Isn't this the same woman that was reportedly married to another guy and had a child prior to Kim's involvement? I also remember hearing that the other husband and the kid had "gone missing."


No, that was a different woman. Apparently North Korean pop singers all look alike.
 
2012-07-26 03:20:40 PM  

HenryFnord: If he thinks he can scam 3 anniversary gifts out of me at once he can he's got another thing coming.


I lol'ed.
 
2012-07-26 03:27:54 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: This was not Un known?


Un derstand

www.worldofstock.com
 
2012-07-26 03:38:22 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: I'm sure his wife didn't try to press the point.


"Congratulations, you're married to a fat retarded mushroom! Wait, why are you taking all those cyanide pills?"
 
2012-07-26 03:38:55 PM  
Supplies!
 
2012-07-26 03:45:07 PM  
Media pls

akshually is married

i.imgur.com
 
2012-07-26 04:13:51 PM  

Fano: The Irresponsible Captain: Maybe he got "retroactively married"?

It's the Baptists, not the Mormons, that have the stranglehold on Korea.


I thought is was Presbyterians.
 
2012-07-26 04:37:34 PM  

HailRobonia: ...she is a graduate of (where else?) Kim Il-sung University where she also took a six-month course on the "duties of a first lady."

The curriculum included 70 courses: Posing for photo ops, and 69.


I was thinking, those must have been the smallest classes, ever.

On the other hand, I'd like to take classes on the duties of a first lady. It's gotta pay better than my current job...
 
2012-07-26 04:56:49 PM  

PsychoLaurie: HailRobonia: ...she is a graduate of (where else?) Kim Il-sung University where she also took a six-month course on the "duties of a first lady."

The curriculum included 70 courses: Posing for photo ops, and 69.

I was thinking, those must have been the smallest classes, ever.

On the other hand, I'd like to take classes on the duties of a first lady. It's gotta pay better than my current job...


why not learn .NET PROGRMAMING?

girls can program too

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-07-26 05:04:40 PM  

Clemkadidlefark: Fano: The Irresponsible Captain: Maybe he got "retroactively married"?

It's the Baptists, not the Mormons, that have the stranglehold on Korea.

I thought is was Presbyterians.


cinemeccanica.files.wordpress.com

Funny...
 
2012-07-26 05:11:54 PM  
Ahh a bear in his natural habitat. A Studebaker.
 
2012-07-26 05:23:29 PM  
I bet that Kim Jong-un is a pretty cool guy. He was basically raised and educated in Switzerland and is a fan of the NBA. If not for the batshiat crazy family he was born into, he'd most likely just be some ordinary dude.
 
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