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(Times of Israel)   Speeding baby hits 100K on YouTube   (timesofisrael.com) divider line 45
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7133 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 26 Jul 2012 at 1:44 PM (3 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-07-26 10:09:56 AM  
I assume he gave the parking attendant a nice tip.
 
2012-07-26 10:17:09 AM  
Driving like that, he shouldn't be surprised if he gets cut off.
 
2012-07-26 10:18:41 AM  
Penis.
 
2012-07-26 10:20:29 AM  
I bet the Jews did this
 
2012-07-26 11:15:03 AM  
He obviously has no foresight.
 
2012-07-26 11:36:06 AM  
i253.photobucket.com

Oy, the missed Sponsorship Opportunities!
 
2012-07-26 11:43:10 AM  
i253.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-26 01:56:53 PM  
When he gets older he's going to wish this footage was left on the cutting room floor.
 
2012-07-26 02:05:02 PM  
"The 4 PM trashy Jew penis cutting ceremony is here sir."
 
2012-07-26 02:05:26 PM  
well, that was a cockamamie idea.
 
Qel
2012-07-26 02:06:25 PM  
Before: PENIS After: PENIs
 
2012-07-26 02:16:48 PM  
Wow, this gets a green but Sara Underwood in the outfit she'll be wearing for her Carl Jr. ad didn't get listed.

Oh well if anyone wants to see it, here it is
 
2012-07-26 02:17:12 PM  
I hope to God that this cavalcade of penis-cutting isn't your normal penis-cutting ceremony. Not even taking the remote-controlled car into account.

Playing bongos, disco lights and dancing around? You guys realize a penis is about to be chopped here, right? This should be a somber affair.
 
2012-07-26 02:20:18 PM  

Lando Lincoln: I hope to God that this cavalcade of penis-cutting isn't your normal penis-cutting ceremony. Not even taking the remote-controlled car into account.

Playing bongos, disco lights and dancing around? You guys realize a penis is about to be chopped here, right? This should be a somber affair.


Many people from all cultures have more money than sense.
 
2012-07-26 02:21:00 PM  
Meh.
 
2012-07-26 02:29:46 PM  
I wonder if they could have driven him a little closer to those sparkler looking things! Nope that didn't look dangerous to stick a baby under at all
 
2012-07-26 02:34:11 PM  
How again is this legal? Would parents be able to chop off their baby's ear if they wanted to?
 
2012-07-26 02:39:01 PM  

ArkAngel: I bet the Jews did this


Thank you for that.

/thought it was called a Briss
 
2012-07-26 02:49:23 PM  

RumsfeldsReplacement: How again is this legal? Would parents be able to chop off their baby's ear if they wanted to?


no, but they can pay someone to jab holes in it.
 
2012-07-26 02:52:33 PM  
I'm now left wondering 2 things.

1: How the hell was the baby sleeping through all of that?! I would have thought it would have started screaming as loud as it could when all that kicked off.

2. Am I the only one who couldn't get any sound on that vid to play?
 
2012-07-26 02:55:29 PM  

The sound of one hand clapping: I'm now left wondering 2 things.

1: How the hell was the baby sleeping through all of that?! I would have thought it would have started screaming as loud as it could when all that kicked off.

2. Am I the only one who couldn't get any sound on that vid to play?


1. The baby is probably used to it by now. The parents seem like overly loud people.
2. And I'm kinda grateful that the sound did not work.
 
2012-07-26 02:57:38 PM  
We do it differently in the South.


www.themusclecarplace.com
 
2012-07-26 03:02:11 PM  
Video made in one cut. Awesome.
 
2012-07-26 03:05:47 PM  
they have Guidos in Israel?
 
2012-07-26 03:20:20 PM  
100K hits is no determiner of quality. Millions watch the Jersey Shore but that doesn't transform it from the trashy and gaudy spectacle it is.

Though the girl in the red mini at the beginning was kind of hot. Is she going to the club after the peen gets clipped?
 
2012-07-26 03:27:45 PM  
Yeah, yeah, but when you try to give an baby girl a labia tuck you end up cuffed face-down on the floor.
For fark sake, its the 21st century ... all we're asking for is equal infant-slicing opportunities.
 
2012-07-26 03:30:50 PM  
What a waste of everyone's time and money. Though since the Jews did this, I am sure they can write it off somehow.
 
2012-07-26 03:32:49 PM  

azazyel: Wow, this gets a green but Sara Underwood in the outfit she'll be wearing for her Carl Jr. ad didn't get listed.

Oh well if anyone wants to see it, here it is


Not bad and much better than this thread, but I wouldn't have greened yours either.

/not intended to be snarky
 
2012-07-26 04:12:40 PM  
That baby's all like "that was awesome! What's next? No, seriously- what's next? Mom? Tell me that Dad's joking. He's joking, right? Mom? Mom?"
 
2012-07-26 04:18:28 PM  

Shostie: Driving like that, he shouldn't be surprised if he gets cut off.


It's good he was only nipping out for a short bit, he could have trimmed an inch off someone's life.
 
2012-07-26 04:20:40 PM  
Certainly the way I would want to ride to my genital mutilation.
 
2012-07-26 04:24:43 PM  
"And this is why I grew up to become a Jewish Omar Little."
 
2012-07-26 05:27:50 PM  
s15.postimage.org
 
2012-07-26 05:34:38 PM  
Drives like Lyndsay Lohan
 
2012-07-26 05:57:33 PM  

Odd Bird: azazyel: Wow, this gets a green but Sara Underwood in the outfit she'll be wearing for her Carl Jr. ad didn't get listed.

Oh well if anyone wants to see it, here it is

Not bad and much better than this thread, but I wouldn't have greened yours either.

/not intended to be snarky


Honestly didn't expect it to. But I really did enjoy that camera angle.
 
2012-07-26 07:06:49 PM  
I've taken dumps that were more interesting to watch than this video.
 
2012-07-26 07:19:00 PM  
My fudgy shiats are more interesting than this video.
 
2012-07-26 07:32:13 PM  

The sound of one hand clapping: How the hell was the baby sleeping through all of that?! I would have thought it would have started screaming as loud as it could when all that kicked off.


My son, when he was 5 weeks old, slept through a fireworks display that was so close ash was falling on us (this was at Jaffrey, NH's annual big-ass fireworks display, which took place literally in my mom's backyard). He only woke up when we went back inside afterwards. Four years later, he can still sleep through anything.
 
2012-07-26 08:34:19 PM  
Nobody has seen rich jew trash?
 
2012-07-26 08:59:26 PM  
Did babby died?
 
2012-07-26 11:05:26 PM  
That was farking dumb
 
2012-07-27 02:39:10 AM  
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2012-07-27 11:13:49 AM  
That was farking lame, fark you subby.
 
2012-07-27 05:10:22 PM  
Wow, that was terrible. If you check the Youtubes, it has 60 likes and 309 dislikes.
 
2012-07-27 07:56:42 PM  
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