Majick Thise: OH the beermanity!
Mishno: +1 to the reporter with the reference to "precious cargo".
ZAZ: The woman driving the beer truckThat's legal in Maryland?
Jake Havechek: Why is it nobody ever bushwacks through the woods next to the highway with a wheelbarrow and loads up before the cops get there?
Carn: Alright people, it's time to ask the tough questions. What kind of beer was it? My level of horror will be adjusted accordingly.
Galloping Galoshes: ZAZ: The woman driving the beer truckThat's legal in Maryland?Should be mandatory. Women delivering beer. Mmmmm.
johnMFer: Given the red and blue packaging, I'm guessing Bud and Bud Light. Therefore, of course, no real loss.
Galloping Galoshes: Pronoun failure?
Quinzy: <b><a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7234239/78316934#c78316934" target="_blank">blatz514</a>:</b> <i>FTFA: That driver was cited for failing to secure his load.That's a crime now!!??!!11!!</i>Has been. Can you imagine the carnage that could be caused by thousand of pounds of pretty much anything flying around a highway?
Locklear93: Accident happened around 4:10. By the time I passed it at 10 this morning, NB lanes were still shut down, and SB was backed up for miles due to rubbernecking.To the person asking about pronoun fail--the beer truck driver was female. The accident happened when she tried to avoid debris already in the road. The debris came from another driver, who reported his lost load to police. THAT driver was cited, and was the "he."
johnMFer: Carn: Alright people, it's time to ask the tough questions. What kind of beer was it? My level of horror will be adjusted accordingly.Given the red and blue packaging, I'm guessing Bud and Bud Light. Therefore, of course, no real loss.
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