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(Bitten and Bound)   Vanessa Minnillo showed off her bare baby belly in a kitchen pose that required four hands to hold up the rotund protrusion. Yep, definitely pregnant. w/pic   (bittenandbound.com) divider line 51
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2012-07-26 10:18:31 AM
Who?
 
2012-07-26 10:36:26 AM
She's due in September? That's gonna be a BIG baby!
 
2012-07-26 10:38:14 AM

brandied: She's due in September? That's gonna be a BIG baby!


Ok....I'm glad you said that. I was beginning the think that my wife was forming a tiny babby.
 
2012-07-26 10:38:29 AM

Donnchadha: Who?


She was in "Who's the Boss". Oh wait, that was Alyssa Milano.
 
2012-07-26 10:40:39 AM
Stay out of it, Nick Lachey.
 
2012-07-26 10:40:40 AM
Poor guy.
His world is about to violently invert.
 
2012-07-26 10:46:00 AM
Milli Vanilli is pregnant? How is that even possible? Unless they're faking it, which is entirely possible.

/blame it on the failed condom
 
2012-07-26 10:46:35 AM

TheYeti: brandied: She's due in September? That's gonna be a BIG baby!

Ok....I'm glad you said that. I was beginning the think that my wife was forming a tiny babby.


holy crap!

That would generally be twin territory. Unless she is just leaning back to accentuate the bulge.
/some women are also ALL belly.
//Pregnancy is astonishingly inconsistent in things like this considering how common it is.
 
2012-07-26 10:47:57 AM
I see panic in his eyes.
 
2012-07-26 10:51:43 AM

farbiez: I see panic in his eyes.


And his smile looks more like a grimace
 
2012-07-26 10:56:10 AM
she's pretty and all but I miss Jill Wagner, Wipeout just isn't the same.
 
2012-07-26 10:56:57 AM

TrainingWheelsNeeded: she's pretty and all but I miss Jill Wagner, Wipeout just isn't the same.


This.
 
2012-07-26 10:58:14 AM

Bag of Hammers: TrainingWheelsNeeded: she's pretty and all but I miss Jill Wagner, Wipeout just isn't the same.

This.


Seconded.
 
2012-07-26 11:00:47 AM
are you kidding? He's just happy that this one didn't put on a C-note of weight like his ex did.
 
2012-07-26 11:06:00 AM
I like the look of sheer terror on the guys face..
 
2012-07-26 11:13:02 AM
You know that sound that your fingers make when you rub them across a rubber balloon?

Am I the only one who automatically hears that sound in my head when I see something like this?
 
2012-07-26 11:17:45 AM

Bendal: Bag of Hammers: TrainingWheelsNeeded: she's pretty and all but I miss Jill Wagner, Wipeout just isn't the same.

This.

Seconded.


Thirded, but I don't think Vanessa is all that pretty. Jill was not only pretty but really funny.
 
2012-07-26 11:23:14 AM

FinFangFark: are you kidding? He's just happy that this one didn't put on a C-note of weight like his ex did.


A hundred? More like a thousand. What a freaking national tragedy....
 
2012-07-26 11:23:41 AM
I dunno, that baby looks like it was pretty fun to make.
 
2012-07-26 11:24:16 AM

Musikslayer: Donnchadha: Who?

She was in "Who's the Boss". Oh wait, that was Alyssa Milano.


I misread the headline and thought she looked great in the picture. I thought Milano was older.

/She's sexy and a cookie!
 
2012-07-26 11:34:23 AM
Holy FARK what the hell is that!!! Maybe I just go lucky but my wife did not look like she was giving birth to a giant tumor when she was pregnant.
 
2012-07-26 11:35:48 AM
www.livingindefinitely.com

Ballsy is not impressed.
 
2012-07-26 11:37:15 AM

TrainingWheelsNeeded: she's pretty and all but I miss Jill Wagner, Wipeout just isn't the same.


I guess I never watched the old Wipeout that closely because I don't remember Jill Wagner and I did notice Vanessa this year. I think she does an OK job. She doesn't get much time or attention what with the two shock jock wannabes that host and do all the voice overs.
 
2012-07-26 11:56:41 AM
TBH all of the commentators on Wipeout are annoying and not even remotely funny.
 
2012-07-26 12:05:23 PM

Pertifly:
Thirded, but I don't think Vanessa is all that pretty. Jill was not only pretty but really funny.


Purple nipples, 'nuff said.

Google her name and "MTV awards", NSFW goodness there.

/she's half Filipino
//the more you know
 
2012-07-26 12:11:40 PM
Looks like all she needs is a needle or a slightly sharp object to be in the same room and she'll pop.
 
2012-07-26 12:20:50 PM

brandied: She's due in September? That's gonna be a BIG baby!


5 weeks out, she's 8+ months preggers. Looks normal to me, even if stuff like this is a little creepy.
 
2012-07-26 12:29:29 PM
Once again the media demonstrates that there is only legally permitted pose for photographing a heavily pregnant celebrity: belly exposed, one hand under, one hand over. +2 points for including the presumed father in the shot.
 
2012-07-26 12:31:36 PM
She's so hot I'd eat her placenta...sorry.
 
2012-07-26 12:43:35 PM

Lou Stoolz


She's so hot I'd eat her placenta...sorry.

98 degrees hot?
 
2012-07-26 12:59:21 PM
I don't know what she's famous for exactly (and really, I don't care), but after doing a GIS of her, I will say that she does have quite the nice turd-cutter on her....
 
2012-07-26 01:22:47 PM
Damn, is she having an entire boy band at once?
 
2012-07-26 01:23:15 PM
I'm sure she's very petite to begin with but holy cow! That's going to be a big ol' babby. I think a c-section might be in order.

/cork stuck in a wine bottle
 
2012-07-26 01:32:50 PM

r_deal: Stay out of it, Nick Lachey.


Came in here for that! Moving along...
 
2012-07-26 01:36:19 PM
I've had a crush on her since her later Who's the Boss days.
 
2012-07-26 01:37:29 PM

czetie: Once again the media demonstrates that there is only legally permitted pose for photographing a heavily pregnant celebrity: belly exposed, one hand under, one hand over. +2 points for including the presumed father in the shot.


+2 more for jabbing it with a steak fork.
 
2012-07-26 02:17:09 PM
That's just a ten pound boy in there. She's probably not all that large of stature.

/Mine was ten pounds eleven ounces at birth.
//Big boy he is.
 
2012-07-26 02:27:47 PM

HotIgneous Intruder: FinFangFark: are you kidding? He's just happy that this one didn't put on a C-note of weight like his ex did.

A hundred? More like a thousand. What a freaking national tragedy....


cdn01.cdn.thesuperficial.com

I'd still hit it.

/where should I start first mouth or tatas?
 
2012-07-26 02:36:14 PM

Riotboy: HotIgneous Intruder: FinFangFark: are you kidding? He's just happy that this one didn't put on a C-note of weight like his ex did.

A hundred? More like a thousand. What a freaking national tragedy....

[cdn01.cdn.thesuperficial.com image 435x580]

I'd still hit it.

/where should I start first mouth or tatas?


Funny, those are the places I was thinking I should finish.
 
2012-07-26 02:46:28 PM

Angry Buddha: I've had a crush on her since her later Who's the Boss days.


Me too! I like when Mark Wahlberg spanks her ass in 'Fear'.
 
2012-07-26 02:55:51 PM

strangeguitar: Riotboy: HotIgneous Intruder: FinFangFark: are you kidding? He's just happy that this one didn't put on a C-note of weight like his ex did.

A hundred? More like a thousand. What a freaking national tragedy....

[cdn01.cdn.thesuperficial.com image 435x580]

I'd still hit it.

/where should I start first mouth or tatas?

Funny, those are the places I was thinking I should finish.


Touché.
 
2012-07-26 03:21:39 PM
I don't know who either of these people are, but I just want to say that I'm SO TIRED of the exposed pregnant belly photos. You're round. We get it.

/also due in Sept and big as a house
 
2012-07-26 03:42:51 PM
 
2012-07-26 04:09:16 PM
Jill Wagner left wipeout? I didn't know that. I quit watching modern TV over a year and a half ago. I only watch TV from 2000 and before now but when I did watch it, Wipeout was pretty good. I didn't like it at first but it grew on me.

Also i.imgur.com

/Before you ask I mainly watch 80's and 90's sitcom reruns now.
//Fraiser, Cheers, Home Improvement, Drew Carey, Roseanne, ETC.
 
2012-07-26 04:26:22 PM
And this is News because....?
 
2012-07-26 05:26:18 PM
fap
 
2012-07-26 05:54:46 PM
I have no idea who the fark either of them are, but they're both highly attractive.
 
2012-07-26 07:44:01 PM
What a shame. All hot women should be required to hire a surrogate to carry their babies so they don't permanently ruin themselves.
 
2012-07-26 08:14:42 PM

Riotboy: HotIgneous Intruder: FinFangFark: are you kidding? He's just happy that this one didn't put on a C-note of weight like his ex did.

A hundred? More like a thousand. What a freaking national tragedy....

[cdn01.cdn.thesuperficial.com image 435x580]

I'd still hit it.

/where should I start first mouth or tatas?


I'm wondering what happens when the phone rings???
 
2012-07-26 09:38:13 PM

Musikslayer: Donnchadha: Who?

She was in "Who's the Boss". Oh wait, that was Alyssa Milano.


I read it the same way
 
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