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(Chicago Sun-Times)   Toy maker sues Lady Gaga over bungled doll deal, expects to lose millions trying to dispose of all those doll penises   (suntimes.com) divider line 19
    More: Misc, Lady Gaga, Bratz, toy makers, MGA Entertainment Inc., penis, toys, Universal Music Group, doll deal  
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2012-07-26 10:05:21 AM
WUT
 
2012-07-26 10:07:18 AM
Toy company balked at Gaga's demand for the dolls to be "sexy"....show cameltoe.
 
2012-07-26 10:11:11 AM
Was it going to come with golf ball dimpler accessory?
 
2012-07-26 10:11:50 AM
Oh wow, this is just a spaghetti of relationships.

It really comes down to

1) Toys make money if on the shelves by Nov 1st.
2) UMG sucks at letting money flow in.

It took UMG years to realize that MTV doesn't play music videos anymore and to just post the damned things on YouTube and take what they could get in commercial revenue.

Now they want a toy to be released with a new album, which is like trying to schedule Easter to fall on a Tuesday. If you want a toy to go with an album you have to match the toy's profit cycle and not your musical time frame.

Or you can just let them sell the damned toys and take their farking money. THEY WANT TO PAY YOU MONEY! And if the toy sells well you can do another one when the album is ready.

/Raining soup
 
2012-07-26 10:34:53 AM
I really dont get the Lady Gaga penis jokes. What am I missing here? What is it about her that makes farkers fantasize about her having a peener?
 
2012-07-26 10:39:29 AM

quickdraw: I really dont get the Lady Gaga penis jokes. What am I missing here? What is it about her that makes farkers fantasize about her having a peener?


The way she's often costumed and photographed, many of her features are hidden. It's hard to get a real sense of what she really looks like. The result is that a lot of photos of her in costume hide her more feminine features, giving the impression that she might be a dude in drag.
 
2012-07-26 10:45:02 AM

quickdraw: I really dont get the Lady Gaga penis jokes. What am I missing here? What is it about her that makes farkers fantasize about her having a peener?


Someidiot spread nasty rumours that almost her killed her career. Key word here is almost. Suck it haters
 
2012-07-26 10:49:49 AM
LewDux

quickdraw: I really dont get the Lady Gaga penis jokes. What am I missing here? What is it about her that makes farkers fantasize about her having a peener?

Someidiot spread nasty rumours that almost her killed her career. Key word here is almost. Suck it haters


No doubt - and just because she pees standing up is no reason to judge.
 
2012-07-26 10:52:04 AM
i hope she makes some dark and gritty sex tape, showing her take on like 4 dudes, a goat and a helper monkey while trying to eat greek yougurt of the wang of a eunich... that would get me hot
 
2012-07-26 10:53:00 AM

galactus5000: Was it going to come with golf ball dimpler accessory?


+1
 
2012-07-26 10:54:24 AM

karnal: LewDux

quickdraw: I really dont get the Lady Gaga penis jokes. What am I missing here? What is it about her that makes farkers fantasize about her having a peener?

Someidiot spread nasty rumours that almost her killed her career. Key word here is almost. Suck it haters

No doubt - and just because she pees standing up is no reason to judge.


i170.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-26 11:36:35 AM

Trivia Jockey: quickdraw: I really dont get the Lady Gaga penis jokes. What am I missing here? What is it about her that makes farkers fantasize about her having a peener?

The way she's often costumed and photographed, many of her features are hidden. It's hard to get a real sense of what she really looks like. The result is that a lot of photos of her in costume hide her more feminine features, giving the impression that she might be a dude in drag.


Also all the pics that look like she is tucking. And the pics that look like she was tucking and it got loose. And the pics that are disturbingly hi-res and require little imagination.
To be fair, one famous commentator I enjoy said, "some women are meatier than others." and "extensive labia might look like a taped penis" which can explain explain the extra flesh repeatedly seen in her crotch.
Does it matter? No. Its music still sucks balls
No amount of fantasizing can make its music enjoyable.
 
2012-07-26 12:00:51 PM

quickdraw: I really dont get the Lady Gaga penis jokes. What am I missing here? What is it about her that makes farkers fantasize about her having a peener?


There's been a rumor that she's a hermaphrodite and I guess some of her comments never negated those rumors, and there is this video which confirms!(in a birther sort of way). Pay attention to her getting off the motorcycle

imagemacros.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-07-26 02:51:30 PM

quickdraw: I really dont get the Lady Gaga penis jokes. What am I missing here? What is it about her that makes farkers fantasize about her having a peener?


"We would like to see options with and without a bloody stump for comparison"
 
2012-07-26 02:55:20 PM
Why has no one commented on the bloody stump yet?
 
2012-07-26 05:51:34 PM
Well. That's a new and exciting meme.

I don't care about gaga, but does every generation, and I mean every. single. one. have to have 'so and so is really a man, dude'?
 
2012-07-26 09:35:52 PM

karnal: LewDux

quickdraw: I really dont get the Lady Gaga penis jokes. What am I missing here? What is it about her that makes farkers fantasize about her having a peener?

Someidiot spread nasty rumours that almost her killed her career. Key word here is almost. Suck it haters

No doubt - and just because she pees standing up is no reason to judge.


I hate to break the news but technically any woman can do that now
4.bp.blogspot.com
www.ladiesgadgets.com
 
2012-07-28 07:31:22 AM
HEY GUYS, I READ THE WHOLE ARTICLE. WHAT THE fark IS THIS shiat?!?


" In the lawsuit, MGA's lawyers claimed that Lady Gaga's representatives were initially thrilled with the doll prototypes, although they had asked for a few tweaks. In one email cited in the lawsuit, Bobby Campbell, the vice president of Gaga's management company, the Atom Factory, asked if the doll could be "more supermodel-like" with "more of a cat-eye and sexier, poutier lips."He also discussed a doll with a removable head that would pop off to reveal a bloody stump.

"We would like to see options with and without a bloody stump for comparison," he wrote."


THAT EVERY GOD DAMNED ONE OF YOU MISSED?!?
 
2012-07-28 08:08:42 AM

prjindigo: HEY GUYS, I READ THE WHOLE ARTICLE. WHAT THE fark IS THIS shiat?!?


" In the lawsuit, MGA's lawyers claimed that Lady Gaga's representatives were initially thrilled with the doll prototypes, although they had asked for a few tweaks. In one email cited in the lawsuit, Bobby Campbell, the vice president of Gaga's management company, the Atom Factory, asked if the doll could be "more supermodel-like" with "more of a cat-eye and sexier, poutier lips."He also discussed a doll with a removable head that would pop off to reveal a bloody stump.

"We would like to see options with and without a bloody stump for comparison," he wrote."

THAT EVERY GOD DAMNED ONE OF YOU MISSED?!?


So what, Beatles had management company too
 
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