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(Talking Points Memo)   Mitt Romney's campaign warns that the "Soviet Union" is poised to become a threat. Did they travel back to 1983?   (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com ) divider line
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2012-07-26 09:59:06 AM  
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2012-07-26 10:00:30 AM  
I thought Reagan took down the Soviet Union with his bare hands.
 
2012-07-26 10:04:04 AM  
Well, Romney's staff is full of people from the Bush administration, who worked for Bush Sr., who worked for Reagan, who worked for Nixon.

So yeah, they did. Cheney was in every Republican administration from Nixon to Bush Jr. I think. There are a bunch of them that did that.
 
2012-07-26 10:09:08 AM  
Well, no one can charge that Romney doesn't have a foreign policy strategy.
 
2012-07-26 10:10:40 AM  
Thank god we have that Anglo-Saxon alliance in place.
 
2012-07-26 10:13:01 AM  
Probably borrowed Obama's time machine.
 
2012-07-26 10:15:52 AM  
Romney is currently forming a plan to deal with Yuri Andropov.
 
2012-07-26 10:17:16 AM  
www.conelrad.com
 
2012-07-26 10:19:58 AM  
The 80s? They never left the 50s.
 
2012-07-26 10:35:00 AM  
Just remember that we must not allow a mineshaft gap!
 
2012-07-26 10:40:53 AM  
Obama is weak on foreign policy because we haven't gotten into any additional wars yet and we killed terrorist #1 and killed or captured a whole bunch of #2s. Got it. Hey Mitt, if you want to talk about the whole of your foreign policy experience, release your tax returns and pictures from when you were in France avoiding the draft.
 
2012-07-26 10:48:41 AM  
Romney can attack Iran if he wants, just make sure his kids are the first ones to ship out.
 
2012-07-26 10:50:45 AM  
Perhaps we should be worried about the threat that the Ottoman Empire poses to the South as well...
 
2012-07-26 10:53:31 AM  
But what is Romney doing to prepare for when the Mongol Horde sweeps across Alaska and down into Montana?
 
2012-07-26 10:53:36 AM  
Romney gets a daily dispatch from the autogyro from Siam and Burma.
 
2012-07-26 10:53:39 AM  

hubiestubert: Perhaps we should be worried about the threat that the Ottoman Empire poses to the South as well...


Goddamn Janissaries keep trying to take Vienna.
 
2012-07-26 11:09:11 AM  
Nice, MItt. Way to take your eye off the Mongol Hordes.
 
2012-07-26 11:13:10 AM  
I must alert Archduke Franz Ferdinand at once!
 
2012-07-26 11:13:25 AM  

Diogenes: Nice, MItt. Way to take your eye off the Mongol Hordes.


Why is Mitt Romney opposed to a City Wall?
 
2012-07-26 11:13:51 AM  
Obama is ignoring the threat posed by Austro-Hungary!
 
2012-07-26 11:26:49 AM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-07-26 11:33:33 AM  

Jake Havechek: Obama is ignoring the threat posed by Austro-Hungary!


I'm betting that Mitt would see a strong ally against the Soviet Union with the new German chancellor, Mr. Hitler.
 
2012-07-26 11:39:02 AM  
Is anyone in charge of this campaign, or is it a case of the inmate running the asylum? Like on Shutter Island where they let DiCaprio's character think he's a government agent, even though he's really a patient.
 
2012-07-26 11:46:55 AM  

quickdraw: The 80s? They never left the

1850s.

FTFY
 
2012-07-26 11:53:34 AM  
So I take it Romney is going to have Gen. Custer as his Sec'y of Defense once his campaign at Little Big Horn is successful?
 
2012-07-26 12:03:02 PM  
Yes, yes, the USSR no longer exists, that's right.

*waves hand* These aren't the commies you're looking for...
 
2012-07-26 12:27:30 PM  
I want to see a commercial where Mitt runs up a snowy mountain and shouts "Dragoooooooo!" when he gets to the top.
 
2012-07-26 12:29:29 PM  
He's got to come up with something given Obama's success against the Barbary States.
 
2012-07-26 12:29:36 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-07-26 12:31:03 PM  
oh my god they actually said soviet hhhhaaaaaaa
 
2012-07-26 12:32:45 PM  
I want to know what he thinks about the Kaiser's intentions with regards to their treaty with Austria-Hungary.
 
2012-07-26 01:05:55 PM  
Time to make our move as a power on the world stage....let's wrest the Philippines from Spain and convert them to Christianity!
 
2012-07-26 01:13:27 PM  
I tell you, if this Napoleon Bonaparte character is not confronted now, he could take the whole of Europe.
 
2012-07-26 01:19:31 PM  
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This is big trouble...
 
2012-07-26 01:20:21 PM  
The people that vote for them are still afraid of Commies. Not playing to that would be a waste of an opportunity.
 
2012-07-26 01:21:27 PM  
You would have never pegged Romney as a psycho war monger but... here we are, gonna be attacking Iran if he wins the election.
 
2012-07-26 01:22:29 PM  
Romney vows "Fifty-Four Forty or Fight!"
 
2012-07-26 01:22:36 PM  
THIS IS BIG NEWS PEOPLE!!!!111!!!

Mitt Romney has his own time machine to do battle with Obama's past changing tactics!

...and is he going to start a new defense program to defeat Soviet Hush-A-Boom technology?
 
2012-07-26 01:23:23 PM  

hubiestubert: Perhaps we should be worried about the threat that the Ottoman Empire poses to the South as well...


I'm more worried about Genghis Khan...apparently your threat detection needs a little work.
 
2012-07-26 01:24:24 PM  
...Retroactively.
 
2012-07-26 01:24:32 PM  

Headso: would have never pegged Romney...


That's what ANN said.
 
2012-07-26 01:25:28 PM  

Macinfarker: hubiestubert: Perhaps we should be worried about the threat that the Ottoman Empire poses to the South as well...

I'm more worried about Genghis Khan...apparently your threat detection needs a little work.


I'm a little worried about these "Boncentration Bamps"...
 
2012-07-26 01:25:31 PM  
Wait for it... The Mongols.
 
2012-07-26 01:25:48 PM  
Better keep an eye on Germany - they've been inching closer to Poland lately.
 
2012-07-26 01:25:51 PM  
And here we have 0bummer allowing Rommel to freely roam the North African desert like a fox! I simply won't stand for this egregious neglect of duty of the office of Commander in Chief by Taxbongo Oh'Nomamma
 
2012-07-26 01:26:11 PM  
What does Obama plan to do about the Persian forces? Is he going to simply abandon Babylon to its fate?
 
2012-07-26 01:26:51 PM  
I hear, from the MSM how crappy a week Obama had compared to Romney. Then later on I hear how bad Romney is doing compared to Obama. But unlike Obama, Romney isnt running a country. What gives?
 
2012-07-26 01:26:58 PM  
Mitt is distracting from the threat of Saladin and his connections to Al-Qaeda.
 
2012-07-26 01:26:59 PM  
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That's what they wanted you to believe!
 
2012-07-26 01:27:05 PM  
Maybe he was playing the popular historical documentary by Westwood Studios EA.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
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