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(NJ.com)   Wanted: Three 20 to 25-year-old women with Eastern European accents who like hockey, aggravated assault, and looking good for high-angle security cameras   (nj.com ) divider line
    More: Weird, NJ Transit, old women, NJ Transit Police, Newark Penn Station, aggravated assault, security camera, Active Users, Charlie's Angels  
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14153 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Jul 2012 at 8:36 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-07-26 08:40:16 AM  
Approach with caution. They've been in New Jersey.
 
2012-07-26 08:45:37 AM  
I'll bring the lube and plastic sheets.
 
2012-07-26 08:47:38 AM  
They can assault me anytime, ifyouknowwhatimean
 
2012-07-26 08:48:13 AM  
media.nj.com


"Once upon a time there were three beautiful girls from Europe who went to the United States, and they were each given meaningless jobs in the sex industry. But I took them away from all that and now they work for me. My name is Charlie. Unfortunately, I couldn't deliver on the jobs becuase they didn't have proper documentation. Now they roam the mass transit system of a great metropolitan area beating the crap out of people. And I have to hide from them, cause I'm number one on their 'asses to kick' list."

So the dark haired beauty is the brains of the outfit. The brunette in blue is the fun loving gal and the ditzy blonde can change her shirt between cameras.
 
2012-07-26 08:49:37 AM  
I will let them get a "high angle" from me any time.

/Ifyaknowwhatimean
 
2012-07-26 08:50:30 AM  
Gimme...there will also be high-sticking served.
 
2012-07-26 08:55:41 AM  
I would like hat trick please
 
2012-07-26 08:57:53 AM  
"Almost ready, baby. Just let me finish combing my hair."

i46.tinypic.com
 
2012-07-26 08:58:08 AM  
It took this long for the assault to come out in public? Sheeeeit, if Chris Christie had found out someone stole one of his doughnuts, the state would be in lockdown that same hour.
 
2012-07-26 08:59:36 AM  
Damned Russians are infesting the globe.
 
2012-07-26 09:00:08 AM  
hollywoodrevue.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-07-26 09:16:53 AM  
Did they ever say, "I will break you" during the aggravated assault.
 
2012-07-26 09:24:09 AM  
Eastern European hockey hookers.
/3 minute penalty with me


These skates are nothing compared to the crazy I see at Newark Penn Station everyday.
 
2012-07-26 09:29:46 AM  
Pretty sure I saw POV footage of this on Brazzers last night.
 
2012-07-26 09:34:35 AM  
After seeing the pic of them holding hands I want to start a roller derby team.
 
2012-07-26 09:38:24 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: [media.nj.com image 850x445]
So the dark haired beauty is the brains of the outfit. The brunette in blue is the fun loving gal and the ditzy blonde can change her shirt between cameras.


Same shirt, no purse.
 
2012-07-26 09:43:22 AM  

starmanrulz: Harry Freakstorm: [media.nj.com image 850x445]
So the dark haired beauty is the brains of the outfit. The brunette in blue is the fun loving gal and the ditzy blonde can change her shirt between cameras.

Same shirt, no purse.


Please sir, don't touch the jokes.

/also, no flash photography
 
2012-07-26 09:46:04 AM  
Mmmmm, white females between 20 and 25 years old and speaking with eastern European accents...

mattcbr.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-07-26 09:46:19 AM  

AlwaysRightBoy [TotalFark]
Eastern European hockey hookers.
/3 minute penalty with me


These skates are nothing compared to the crazy I see at Newark Penn Station everyday.


Too true! This is the best thing that can happen to you there.

And YOU KNOW if these girls were anything but white it would never make the news..

/amidoingitrite?
 
2012-07-26 09:46:29 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: [media.nj.com image 850x445]


"Once upon a time there were three beautiful girls from Europe who went to the United States, and they were each given meaningless jobs in the sex industry. But I took them away from all that and now they work for me. My name is Charlie. Unfortunately, I couldn't deliver on the jobs becuase they didn't have proper documentation. Now they roam the mass transit system of a great metropolitan area beating the crap out of people. And I have to hide from them, cause I'm number one on their 'asses to kick' list."

So the dark haired beauty is the brains of the outfit. The brunette in blue is the fun loving gal and the ditzy blonde can change her shirt between cameras.


LOL better than any sort of "tribute" movie they could ever try to make.
 
2012-07-26 09:48:03 AM  
Also, for no good reason:

www.brobible.com
 
2012-07-26 09:51:18 AM  
www.blisteredthumbs.net
 
2012-07-26 09:58:12 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: [media.nj.com image 850x445]


I was hoping "looking good for high-angle security cameras" would mean tits. You have not disappointed me, Star-Ledger.
 
2012-07-26 10:05:20 AM  
From the "idle speculation" of TFA, I find these white females between the ages of 20 and 25 with Eastern European accents to be clearly innocent... victims hoaxed it.
 
2012-07-26 10:07:29 AM  

triumphator!: Pretty sure I saw POV footage of this on Brazzers last night.


Gonna say: there are guys in the tri-state area who would pay big bucks for them to dish out what
they gave those poor women for free.
 
2012-07-26 10:38:36 AM  
Old Fark would have had this thread 1200 posts long and a hair's breadth from having to be made red...
/ RIP ;(
//loved playing chicken with the mods "Do I risk another refresh?"
 
2012-07-26 10:59:15 AM  
bullwinkle.toonzone.net
 
2012-07-26 11:37:53 AM  
You vant leppdence? No?

You? You vant leppdence? No?

You? Leppdence? For you leppdence?
 
2012-07-26 11:59:02 AM  
everybody in northern NJ speaks with an eastern european accent
and a nutter train jumper in Fairlawn
 
2012-07-26 12:12:19 PM  
i spy tura satana up there in the comments.
/leaving thread happier
 
2012-07-26 02:30:29 PM  
I came for the "get moose and squirrel" reference, not leaving disappointed.
 
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