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2012-07-26 08:26:26 AM
I'm not condoning running into a strip joint and leaving your kids in the car, but at least the engine was running, so they had air conditioning and radio, I suppose.
 
2012-07-26 08:26:29 AM
looks like she drinks a lot of sugary HFCS sodas
 
2012-07-26 08:27:11 AM
Looking back at it, Burns just hopes the children aren't traumatized by the situation. "I hope as young as they are, they don't remember that," she said.

I'm sorry to say this, but I think the worst is yet to come.
 
2012-07-26 08:28:16 AM
That is a woman?
 
2012-07-26 08:28:20 AM
Burns said "door was unlocked, open container of alcohol, truck was running. [The] kids could have got out, ran along Dale Mabry or threw the truck into gear -- drank the alcohol."

I was going to complain, but to be fair, it is a direct quote.
 
2012-07-26 08:28:42 AM

NutWrench: Looking back at it, Burns just hopes the children aren't traumatized by the situation. "I hope as young as they are, they don't remember that," she said.

I'm sorry to say this, but I think the worst is yet to come.


Yep, now they get to go into the abusefest of foster homes. Wait..this was in florida? The state will 'lose' them shortly.
 
2012-07-26 08:28:47 AM
I love the fact that they didn't want her to drive off in that condition with her kids....until after she paid the cover charge.
 
2012-07-26 08:29:03 AM
That's a pretty rough-looking 28, I'd say.

My grandfather used to say of such women "she's been used hard and put away wet."
 
2012-07-26 08:29:13 AM
According to police, Roman told the officers that she went inside the club to drink more alcohol and left the children watching a movie inside the car.

Bonus: I do not believe that club serves alcohol.
 
2012-07-26 08:32:12 AM
Mother of The Year material right here.
 
2012-07-26 08:32:15 AM
It's looks like conan obrian had an ugly daughter with an extra chromosome
 
2012-07-26 08:33:29 AM

Gortex: That's a pretty rough-looking 28, I'd say.

My grandfather used to say of such women "she's been used hard and put away wet."


Grandfather? How do I know you're young?

GET OFF MY LAWN!
 
2012-07-26 08:33:49 AM
Gaaaah!!!!
 
2012-07-26 08:36:25 AM

The Dynamite Monkey: Bonus: I do not believe that club serves alcohol.


They don't, but they do have pretty good talent.
 
2012-07-26 08:36:40 AM
Yuck ...
 
2012-07-26 08:36:49 AM
Carrot top has really let himself go.
 
2012-07-26 08:37:40 AM
FTFA: A customer, identified as "John"

What kind of place is this!
 
2012-07-26 08:38:53 AM

MadMonk: I love the fact that they didn't want her to drive off in that condition with her kids....until after she paid the cover charge.


This
 
2012-07-26 08:40:11 AM

Gortex: That's a pretty rough-looking 28, I'd say. My grandfather used to say of such women "she's been used hard and put away wet."


the saying is "rode hard and put up wet"

It refers to horses... and whores I guess.///
 
2012-07-26 08:40:51 AM

You Are All Sheep: Yep, now they get to go into the abusefest of foster homes.


Fark you.

/Foster parent.
 
2012-07-26 08:42:30 AM
I would tear that ass up.
 
2012-07-26 08:43:13 AM

kungfu jesus with a side of lime: It's looks like conan obrian had an ugly daughter with an extra chromosome


or conan o brien and jay leno combined their dna somehow
 
2012-07-26 08:43:57 AM
...and it just HAD to happen at one of the joints Joe Redner owns so he can AW about it in the media for a few days before his next doomed political venture...

Though in retrospect that explains why they weren't interested in protecting the kids til she paid the cover charge.
 
2012-07-26 08:44:11 AM
13 different kinds of WTF?

FTA: A mother is facing child neglect charges after allegedly leaving her two children, ages 3 and 5, inside a car Tuesday night while she went into a popular Tampa strip club.


Had it not been for the Mons Venus managers and a regular customer, Tampa Police said it could have been much worse for Brandi Jo Roman, 28, and her two children.

Mons Venus' manager Jean Burns said Roman tried to get into the club a first time, but she didn't have any money and went back to her car. She said Roman wound up slumped over the wheel.

A short time later "she came back in the club, she had gathered up quarters and dollars to pay the cover charge, and [the staff] took her in to get her in there so she didn't leave with the children."

A customer, identified as "John [ha ha ha!!]," watched the incident unfold and realized Roman's condition was not good. He ran across a busy Dale Mabry Highway and flagged down two Tampa police officers in the area.

When they made it to the club, Roman was still inside. Burns said "door was unlocked, open container of alcohol, truck was running. [The] kids could have got out, ran along Dale Mabry or threw the truck into gear -- drank the alcohol."

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Firsty. Hogshiat. She didn't go into the strip club. The eyewitness said she got taken in there - on her 2nd attempt at entry - for her own safety. Farking report the facts or learn English.

We've all encounted the drunk do-gooder haven't we? Sometimes they do annoying things like break up fights and take away your car keys. But ultimately the world needs more drunk do-gooders.

Bonus laffs coz it seems like the staff had it under control.
 
2012-07-26 08:45:24 AM

kaimaru: Gortex: That's a pretty rough-looking 28, I'd say.
My grandfather used to say of such women "she's been used hard and put away wet."
Grandfather? How do I know you're young?
GET OFF MY LAWN!


You don't have a grandfather?

Abel?

//you are old
 
2012-07-26 08:47:23 AM
Her mug shot looks like she is holding in a fart
 
2012-07-26 08:50:17 AM
Roman is being held on $2,000 bond.

so that's what children are worth now-a-days . . .

there's more paperwork to get a free recycling bin in my little town than there is to have kids.

Sadly, there's proof of it every day
 
2012-07-26 08:54:36 AM

spentmiles: I would tear that ass up.


It's a damn good thing I have you favorited and I see that green color as I scroll down. Gives me a chance to swallow my coffee before I read your comment.
 
2012-07-26 08:59:16 AM

Jon iz teh kewl: kungfu jesus with a side of lime: It's looks like conan obrian had an ugly daughter with an extra chromosome

or conan o brien and jay leno combined their dna somehow


creating some large chinned gingery Serpentor...

/this i demand... with a side of fries
 
2012-07-26 08:59:45 AM
Anybody else get a Limewire pop-up with an annoying pirate song?
 
2012-07-26 09:00:38 AM
 
2012-07-26 09:06:49 AM

spentmiles: I would tear that ass up.


Usually I hate your posts. I'm much more of a Pocket Ninja fan. But credit where credit is due; I laughed out loud.
 
2012-07-26 09:10:19 AM

I_ROUTE: That is a woman?


The species may be in question, but yeah.

/at least, it's female
//I think
///Skunk Ape? 'tis Floridah
 
2012-07-26 09:11:57 AM
Skunk apes do anal so they got that going for them.

/ass to mouth FTW!
 
2012-07-26 09:12:03 AM
I worked security at a strip club for 3 months and in that short amount of time we had.

Our DJ come to work with his 15 year old son passed out in his minivan cause he was too drunk to take home before his shfit and he didn't want the kids grandma getting mad at him for bringing him home drunk. (yep our DJ lived with his mom)

We had to tell a stripper that she could no longer dance at 4 months pregnant and that no matter what the other strippers said about watching it. After having the baby she could not bring the baby into work and let them watch it in the dressing room while she danced. she was 19 and this was her second kid.

One dancer and her husband were living in a friends living room got kicked out and then moved into a campground down the road for a few weeks before going on run from the law for some outstanding warrents.

There was a 42 year old stripper, that would cherry pick new girls to tutor on the ways of stripping and then bring them back to her house for her husband to make sexy time with, and if they refused she would then haress them until they quit.
 
2012-07-26 09:15:05 AM

Gortex: That's a pretty rough-looking 28, I'd say.

My grandfather used to say of such women "she's been used hard and put away wet."


My Grandpa said the same thing. But its rode hard and put away wet. It's a reference to mistreating horses. Also applies to whoreses.
 
2012-07-26 09:16:24 AM
Brandi Jo

Reminds me of the scene in Ted where he's going through the list of white trash names.
 
2012-07-26 09:19:52 AM

Stranded On The Planet Dumbass: Gortex: That's a pretty rough-looking 28, I'd say. My grandfather used to say of such women "she's been used hard and put away wet."

the saying is "rode hard and put up wet"

It refers to horses... and whores I guess.///


*shakes fist in tiny impotent rage
 
2012-07-26 09:29:10 AM

joeyjoejoeshabado: I worked security at a strip club for 3 months and in that short amount of time we had.

Our DJ come to work with his 15 year old son passed out in his minivan cause he was too drunk to take home before his shfit and he didn't want the kids grandma getting mad at him for bringing him home drunk. (yep our DJ lived with his mom)

We had to tell a stripper that she could no longer dance at 4 months pregnant and that no matter what the other strippers said about watching it. After having the baby she could not bring the baby into work and let them watch it in the dressing room while she danced. she was 19 and this was her second kid.

One dancer and her husband were living in a friends living room got kicked out and then moved into a campground down the road for a few weeks before going on run from the law for some outstanding warrents.

There was a 42 year old stripper, that would cherry pick new girls to tutor on the ways of stripping and then bring them back to her house for her husband to make sexy time with, and if they refused she would then haress them until they quit.


Csb. But I am confused as to why the club knowing what was going on would allow a 42 year old chase away the hot new talent. Ive been to a million strip clubs and have only seen a handful of hot strippers in their 40s. Most of them look like they're 60. Strippers tend to not age well.
 
2012-07-26 09:33:19 AM
Brandi Jo Roman, 28, is charged with child neglect and is butt ugly to boot.
 
2012-07-26 09:34:25 AM
i258.photobucket.com

Just....one....more....lapdance...
 
2012-07-26 09:35:13 AM
I was not going to click the link. But after I read the whole headline i was compelled to.
 
2012-07-26 09:38:31 AM

The Dynamite Monkey: According to police, Roman told the officers that she went inside the club to drink more alcohol and left the children watching a movie inside the car.

Bonus: I do not believe that club serves alcohol.


You're right!
 
2012-07-26 09:39:24 AM

Stranded On The Planet Dumbass: Gortex: That's a pretty rough-looking 28, I'd say. My grandfather used to say of such women "she's been used hard and put away wet."

the saying is "rode hard and put up wet"

It refers to horses... and whores I guess.///


Ridden hard, not rode hard.
 
2012-07-26 09:42:12 AM
Sad thing is that this is something that I would believe that my ex would have done, if she had a truck and could have driven, before I gained custody of the kids. She did similar crap and placed the kids in harm's way more than once.
 
2012-07-26 09:51:30 AM

elguerodiablo: joeyjoejoeshabado: I worked security at a strip club for 3 months and in that short amount of time we had.

Our DJ come to work with his 15 year old son passed out in his minivan cause he was too drunk to take home before his shfit and he didn't want the kids grandma getting mad at him for bringing him home drunk. (yep our DJ lived with his mom)

We had to tell a stripper that she could no longer dance at 4 months pregnant and that no matter what the other strippers said about watching it. After having the baby she could not bring the baby into work and let them watch it in the dressing room while she danced. she was 19 and this was her second kid.

One dancer and her husband were living in a friends living room got kicked out and then moved into a campground down the road for a few weeks before going on run from the law for some outstanding warrents.

There was a 42 year old stripper, that would cherry pick new girls to tutor on the ways of stripping and then bring them back to her house for her husband to make sexy time with, and if they refused she would then haress them until they quit.

Csb. But I am confused as to why the club knowing what was going on would allow a 42 year old chase away the hot new talent. Ive been to a million strip clubs and have only seen a handful of hot strippers in their 40s. Most of them look like they're 60. Strippers tend to not age well.


Well the 42 year old did have a body better then most of the 19 year olds, although her face and hands (the hands never lie) showed her age for sure. To be honest what it really came down to is no one at that place including the recovering crackhead owner gave a fark and provided the girls weren't shooitng up in the dressing room or bringing babies into work they were left to their own devices, and really the 42 year old made more money for the club then any of the new girls because she knew exactly how to work a crowd and fleece a guy for everything he had.

As for the hot young talent, this is a small town southern IL strib club the hot young talent left on their own, once they realized that making 20 dollars a week night and maybe a whole 100 dollars for a friday or saturday was not way below average and quick trip to the big city could result in making enough money to buy meth and eat at dennys instead of having to choose. Unless of course you could attract the attention of some of the clubs regulars, who deserved their own sections of stories, like the guy that would put a condom on anytime he bought a lap dance. not that we allowed the men to touch or the women to touch things like that, for as scummy as a place as it is I did appreciate the fact we put security in the private dance room to ensure non of that crap was going on.
 
2012-07-26 09:51:35 AM
I really wish people were forced to take a test "dumb ass" test three times in their lives, say grade school, middle school and some point in high school before the age of 16...fail it twice, you're ability to procreate is removed from your body to prevent things like this from happening.
 
2012-07-26 09:52:44 AM
Looking back at it, Burns just hopes the children aren't traumatized by the situation. "I hope as young as they are, they don't remember that," she said. The children are now in the custody of the state.

The traumatization has only just begun I'd say. Good luck kids.


numbone
Brandi Jo Roman, 28, is charged with child neglect and is butt ugly to boot.


ha-ha-ha-ha
 
2012-07-26 09:59:32 AM

Hector Felix: Stranded On The Planet Dumbass: Gortex: That's a pretty rough-looking 28, I'd say. My grandfather used to say of such women "she's been used hard and put away wet."

the saying is "rode hard and put up wet"

It refers to horses... and whores I guess.///

Ridden hard, not rode hard.


Con sarn it! We don't 'preciate your fancy talk 'round these here parts! Now GIT!!
 
2012-07-26 10:03:21 AM

Hector Felix: Stranded On The Planet Dumbass: Gortex: That's a pretty rough-looking 28, I'd say. My grandfather used to say of such women "she's been used hard and put away wet."

the saying is "rode hard and put up wet"

It refers to horses... and whores I guess.///

Ridden hard, not rode hard.


i43.tower.com

/BTW, a GIS for that phrase turns up some, uh, interesting things
 
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